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stevesobol

If you want to remain a virgin until marriage, there's absolutely nothing wrong with that, and anyone shaming you for doing so is an asshole. If you choose to have premarital sex, there's absolutely nothing wrong with that either, and anyone shaming you for doing so is an asshole


BeefStevenson

This is the way


Jalina2224

This right here. There's nothing wrong with wanting to wait till marriage to have sex. But it doesn't make you better than people who do have sex before marriage. Both are okay.


DeanKn0w

Guilty. I’m a filthy asshole for finding this hilarious. 🍩


Big_Ad_1890

Also, the asshole is the way to have sex and still be a virgin. It’s the “poophole loophole”. If you want to be a virgin ‘til marriage, this is the best way.


DreadPirateWade

It works for students at BYU, Liberty, and many other conservative Christian colleges and universities.


Major_Turnover5987

Ploophole?


MexicanTomatoArmada

No youre fine people here are just cry babies some times


Unlikely_Suspect_757

What is a Virgin Till Marriage?


6collector9

It's a freshly made register where can keep your marriages in


xkind

Nonono... you're thinking of a Virgin Marriage Till.


DeanKn0w

It’s when you till the field with virgins?


InspectorRound8920

It's when you field virgins in a till.


Listening_Stranger82

It's not cool to have a bumper sticker about it tho


ryannelsn

it's right on the edge of being so not cool that it's cool (the sticker). not quite there, though.


NoApartheidOnMars

If that's what people want to do, I see no problem with it But we all know that in evangelical circles, there is a lot of pressure, especially on girls, to keep their virginity. The message is constantly reinforced, with things like "purity balls". Those kids are not given the information they need to make a smart choice. They're being groomed and manipulated.


DeanKn0w

I think you pointed out the problems with it.


Pippin_the_parrot

It’s cool to do what ever you prefer… but I’m pretty sure it’s never cool to put it on a bumper sticker. What more ignoble place could a virginity sticker be found?!


Cold-Sun3302

These people are so weird. Do they spend their entire lives thinking about others' sex lives?


Julian_TheApostate

Yes. They really do.


Arcades_Samnoth

I hate that mentality - my family is in a crisis because my cousin got married but found out she had gotten raped. Now he wants a divorce because she doesn't "belong" to him. "Women with faith wouldn't get raped" so the non-religious family members are furious and the religious ones are standing with him.


yomeny1

Honestly, with someone like that as a husband, she'd likely be a lot happier off getting the divorce. He showed his hand saying he wanted her to 'belong' to him.


PhillyDillyDee

Hard agree. Girl, run!


Arcades_Samnoth

Totally agree - sad thing is she has emotional damage from being raped so this just adds to it. Unfortunately, 'belonging' to your man is something some conservative religious people reinforce still.


SandiegoJack

I would cut off any of the family who stands with him. That shit is awful.


BeefStevenson

“Women with faith wouldn’t get raped” Wow…that is a truly evil way to view the world. That part of your family is fucked


[deleted]

Jfc I hope she runs like hell


Lyf3_Dk

His mommy thinks it's cool


NoElk314

Peeing your pants is cool!


justaguynb9

If it's cool, then call me Miles Davis


NoElk314

Miles Davis


NoElk314

To be fair you’re going for: “If peeing your pants were cool, CONSIDER me Miles Davis.” Quoted from someone who has seen that film over 200 times


Nami_Pilot

Religious sexual suppression creates predators


Hammurabi87

Also *massively* fuels kinks. Victorian England, for example, was extremely uptight in regards to sex, but even a little bit of research will show that they were getting *very* freaky behind closed doors.


Nami_Pilot

Not always in a good way either...


[deleted]

What? Kinks are bad?


sassychubzilla

That's a slippery slope for the religious.


DeanKn0w

And a potentially dry slope for some.


Big_Ad_1890

No. No it’s not cool.


MeerkatAttack2

being a virgin is neither "cool" nor "sad". it simple just is. I still don't understand why people feel the need to talk about their private sex lives in public. 🤦


DeanKn0w

A bumper sticker of it is sad. Can’t deny that.


MexicanTomatoArmada

Then you can take your mentality and push it on to other generations by saying cool things like "if a girl has had more than one partner shes a whore!" And "marrying 14 year olds is tradition because of their purity" and other weird boomery right wings pedo things


Hammurabi87

Also, the people who say this kind of stuff typically seem to be a *heck* of a lot more forgiving of specifically men that are not virgins at the altar. Women having premarital sex? Slut-shamed. Men screwing all around town before marriage? Endless excuses like "They're just getting it out of their system." Keeping your virginity until marriage is of neutral coolness, but the hypocrisy that so frequently accompanies that attitude is most certainly *not* cool.


Techno_Core

It's definitely OK to be a virgin until marriage. "cool" might be a stretch. By the same token, not being a virgin at marriage wouldn't necessarily be "cool". In fact, I'm not sure how "cool" enters into it. I mean unless you specifically did or did not lose your virginity in a particularly cool way? I'm getting to into the weeds on this.


DeanKn0w

I’m smoking those weeds


otoolem

Yeah its cool until that blond haired blue eyed virgin turns out to be the congregations mattress with a pelvic bottom the size of ... the size of ... the size of ... of ... offf.


alongwaystogo

Not if you're a dude, never if you're a dude.


DeanKn0w

Can you technically be a virgin if you had a vaginal birth as a guy? Asking for a friend.


The_incognito_sinner

Better than marrying a bucket!


DeanKn0w

You can just buy buckets at the hardware store. No need to enter into a life long contract with one.


The_incognito_sinner

No need to buy a bucket either to be fair, they maybe able to hold a lot more but these days don't last long!


DeanKn0w

I’ll take your word on that.


Papa_PaIpatine

Whoever owns that truck is into child brides.


DeanKn0w

Or traps them in it. Here’s the full view of the truck. https://preview.redd.it/jzty85bcd7wc1.jpeg?width=2193&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=7b3a1cf94ad9bec81d2134818db5b97c08ff37a0


PhillyDillyDee

Do what you want. My personal philosophy: you wouldnt buy a car without test driving it, would you?


Salt-n-Pepper-War

Naaah son Be gay, do crimes


SchizoForLife

Why is it that people who spent their whole youth sleeping around, snorting coke left and right end up becoming the biggest religious, moral crackpots? They didn’t wait so why should I? Btw this mentality isn’t exclusive to boomers.


DeanKn0w

Not limited to boomers, but they did perfect it.


DeanKn0w

Seems like this post brought out some incel anger.


Rusalka-rusalka

Sounds boring.


DeanKn0w

Is boring the new interesting? No


[deleted]

I don’t judge but why would you want to be? The level of anxiety and depression people have over this is staggering.


DeanKn0w

It is a little insane over a bad idea.


Nami_Pilot

I'm gonna be 100%... Be single in your 20's. Experience all of your fantasies if possible. Then when you get married you'll never even think about cheating. You already got it all out of your system. Just my 2 cents. (edit: I've been married for over 10 years)


DeanKn0w

Agree 100%. Or you’ll always wonder, “what if?”.


Nami_Pilot

Exactly


ukiddingme2469

If you want to, great. But the problem is people are trying to force other people to do that. I like to say, your religious rights end where my personal rights begin


Alternative-Yak171

Yea


[deleted]

Never sign before you drive!


RichFoot2073

I am, but I’m also not married


Countach_1848

If you don't like sex yes


Ok-Comparison6923

Is the till the virgin or the marriage? Or did they mean ‘til?


DeanKn0w

I think they meant they’re forever single.


spslord

I like to think that someone just runs around town sticking these on random cars


DoctorSquibb420

Bonus points of "cool" was replaced with "pretty nifty"


Julian_TheApostate

It's not cool or uncool. It's just a personal choice some folks make. It's not something to be shamed over. But it's not something to be praised over either.


[deleted]

Who the fuck are you to say we shouldn't praise people either way? Holy shit this is a boomer-tier comment section no joke. "Virginity is bad because i said so!!!!"


Julian_TheApostate

I'm some person voicing an opinion on Reddit like everyone else. Virginity isn't bad or good. It just is.


[deleted]

You obviously take issue with the idea of virginity being pure or honorable. Just say it lmao. It doesn't change the fact there are men who covet a virgin wife and dont give a shit about nonvirgin women.


Julian_TheApostate

Yes I don't find anything particularly pure or honorable about not having sex. I thought that was pretty clear from my comments. Covet whomever you want however. Just try not to go all incel when they don't covet you back.


[deleted]

Lol nice adhom. I state some guys value virginity, therefore I am an ugly sexless womanhater. Go back to the lemon party known as r/atheism.


Julian_TheApostate

Well with the absolute delightful personality you've demonstrated so far, I don't think you only hate women....if that helps.


[deleted]

Im awesome bro


archercc81

It is, it's also cool to not be a virgin too


fentyboof

‘til: *Hold my beer.*


N8theGrape

![gif](giphy|TL6poLzwbHuF2|downsized)


DeanKn0w

You needed an overused gif for that? Sad


N8theGrape

You feel better by being a jerk for no good reason? Sad


DeanKn0w

It was a good reason. You’re pathetic. So is that shitty movie you robbed lines from. Learn to be original, not a cookie cutter personality.


[deleted]

Having a penis in your vagina or vice versa doesn't magically change who you are. While we're at it, let's stop pretending like a hymen is a freshness seal. It's only job is to help keep feces out of an infant's vagina until she's potty trained. 


Slow_Formal_5988

Yeah but not for you.


faux_shore

It’s cool to have sex when you’re comfortable!


Enough_Box_8370

I think it’s cool to make your own decisions about sex. ✊🏽


[deleted]

Inexperience is awesome! /s


Vendidurt

Ive heard some funny stories of inexperienced people getting it on on their honeymoon and using cinnamon lube or something else.


[deleted]

Man, you can get stuff in parts of India that's made with the same stuff as lip plumper. If that was my first time I'd never have sex again.


ukiddingme2469

If it's your honeymoon and you need lube, there is no marriage to save


Vendidurt

I dont understand


ukiddingme2469

Let's say you got married, yet you can't even get wet, which means you don't have an attraction to your partner.


Phalibut

Only if you choose to be


[deleted]

Think he bought that pick up without a test drive too?


DeanKn0w

Nailed it. Unlike him before he got married, if he got married.


Ok_Adhesiveness_9565

It could be many things. It may even be a positive for some. But no, it’s definitely not fucking “cool” lol


NeverReallyExisted

No.


Due-Nail336

Very coolB


OkDragonfruit1040

It kinda is, though. Who wants a potential STI gal?


DeanKn0w

Do you think all non virgins have STIs?


OkDragonfruit1040

I said potential. All non virgins have a higher potential of having STIs, yes.


DeanKn0w

Practice makes perfect. I like someone who has practiced. 🍩🥕


OkDragonfruit1040

Cool. Have fun with the STIs then.


DeanKn0w

Have you never heard of condoms? Testing? Hand stuff? Toys? So many ways to have safe sex. You can get crabs from a blanket too. Look it up. Don’t learn sex stuff from your creepy religious leaders. Learn from online creeps.