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Yup
I don't think that they will win again for a long time
Not with the amount of dead Republicans from Covid and tons of people who are addicted to fent are from Red states, just moved to Oregon or San Francisco or whenever
And with what I said above
They will not rule again for awhile
The freedom Caucus will be blamed for their Big losses in November
I mean the democrats are ABOUT to save speaker Johnson for F's sake.
This will be the final trump run, Trump will also be blamed for the loss
They won't win again for awhile, not until the Republican Party becomes less extreme
The most extreme aspects of the party will be shunned and they will quietly change over to more moderate positions
But, the Republican party serves an important role in the us system, they make sure that progress doesn't happen too fast.
Too fast is not good for society
But progress has and will happen
I don't know why people think that they can just go back to the old ways, via their Regression Party
I can’t wait for them to be statistically irrelevant. I’m Arizona it will take longer locally, but it will be such a better place to live once they’re gone and no longer blocking any progress.
Nah, Trump is going to be saying more and more scary shit
He doesn't want to be president
But that's not for right now
He will begin to say more and more unhinged stuff , SO Biden wins
It's starting with this Time magazine article
Only for a handful of years more. By 2028 Boomers will have Zero voting power compared to Gen X and Millennials, and by 2034 they are entirely irrelevant to all political votes.
Why too old too vote?
Perfect!
Boomers are from 78 years old to 60-ish
Im afraid that the 60-ish will still be a bunch of them, unless they start dying off fast
Yeah, I guess you are right.
Hold on, 2028 is in 4 years
Are they gonna Die off that fast?
Maybe 2034 for your first one and 2040 for the last one
I was raised with the Dr.Spock Method
I was born in 75
Many of us My age ish were raised according to the Dr. Spock book.
But maybe a few years before that they still beat them en masse
Maybe it's more regional, my friend JT from Texas was beat by his mom. Was common their
But in Annapolis MD, not so much
Leaded gasoline. For real I have heard more than one older person lamenting the fact that gasoline doesn't smell as good as it did when they were young.
It's lead exposure. This is literally what it looks like when someone has had their brain rotted away by lead.
She needs to be committed to a home or asylum. She should not be roaming freely. She is dangerous to herself and others.
Many many many of them were always like this whether they were 25 or 75. The crossing guard in front of my 1980s elementary school was hit by a car on *two different occasions* by baby boomers in their 30s who couldn't slow down for a school zone.
They were never adults lol. They lived in a consequence free time period where they could be dumb as a rock and get promoted to senior manager work 9-4 and retire with a pension and three houses.
That's where this law usually goes too. Just so people remember when someone smacks your car then wants to be the tough guy when you ask for insurance. Its technically okay to bop them in the nose. Since they committed an assault by definition and then got angry towards you insinuating a potential threat.
Well so long as it's legal where you are. Always know the law before you punch someone. You need to make sure you are in the legal right and not just the moral of ethical right.
Ya I know someone who kicked a car with their work boots for coming to close to them. And the dude got out and battered the absolute living fuck out of them. The cops told them nothing they can do since hitting the car whilst occupied is assault.
Lawyer once told me most first time offenders with an assault charge get a slap on the wrist, usually a small fine or a few hours of community service unless it's especially heinous. I've been saving my one for like 15 years just in case.
Law giving the “corporations are people too” vibes.
Meanwhile, hit a pedestrian with a vehicle while driving distracted and it’s just a little “accident”.
Like don’t do this to a car, but assault? Really?
I could see brandishing, but cars aren’t people.
Saw that one i think. Cop quoting? But prob incorrect as I just had a car with a small door ding corrected and it was $2600 and only because they pull adjacent panels to color match the door to
If someone keys my car, I am not bringing it to the quick paint shop. I'm bringing it somewhere that will expertly repaint & match the color so that it is not noticeable that it has been repainted. Also, repainting a car decreases the value, so the true cost is not just in the action of repainting.
Interesting topic though as car insurance may kick in, yours, if the person doing the damage can’t afford to cover it. Their insurance won’t cover malicious acts
I'm talking about why it is a felony. The cost to repair the damage to make me whole makes it a felony. I can get a $10 can of spray paint & fix a scratch, but it does not make me whole. It may work for someone else, but not for me.
So send them to jail for a felony, and if their insurance won't pay, sue them for the full cost of their damages.
I’m all for taking away money from these all fucks when they do something like this and are too old for jail/prison.
Keyed someone’s car? The cost to replace + the fine will come from your social security payout until it’s been paid in full.
Tried to assault someone and thought you could get away with it bc you’re old? Your Medicaid goes to paying THAT persons medical bills that you caused and not yours.
Hurt them where it hurts most (their money) and then maybe they’ll learn about karma
Just yell really really really really loudly in her ear then mock her viciously when she responds. Extreme discomfort without any risk of damaging whats left of her little lizard brain. And no physical evidence of harm. Ethical, consequence free revenge!
Get the restraining order and then sue the hell out of her, I had a similar issue, I put a property lien on their home after they did not pay for damages awarded by the court, it was a good day when the family came hat in hand begging me to take of[f the lien so they could sell.](https://selfhelp.courts.ca.gov/small-claims/after-trial/collect-money/property-lien)
Cops are unpredictable. You might get a cool one, odds are you get stuck with some lazy meat head and now you're on their radar. What you do is take granny'a boomer plate number to get her boomer ID then take her to small claims court and then drag out the process for as long as possible - make mutliple copies of the same document and then just dumb boxes of discovery on her. The stress on her black little ticker will do far more justice than some glorified security guard with a bad attitude. Worst case scenario, some prissy asshole in a black dress will berate you.
Now is the time to RUN to her car, turn the ignition off, snap the key off in the ignition, then take the rest of the keychain and chuck it as far as you can over that wall with the climb deterrent on it.
Then call the cops.
I don't think there's enough people physically making statements on why you should not mess with random people you don't know. More of these rednecks need to start using their open carry on people like this so that people can stop finding out.
"You value your pettiness and my things more than you value your life." And I vote liberal.
You're not going to get very far hoping the police will do something what you going to have to do is Sue her and sue her homeowners insurance for damages and just keep coming after her for every time after
NGL that granny was walking and acting like someone who has dementia. Having dementia in no way excuses her actions and this kind of crap needs to be dealt with aggressively. We have a huge aging population of lead addled adult children that will be absolutely destructive if left unchecked.
Why would you take the camera off her committing damage to your car? These old C#nts don't learn until their arrested or taken care of in the dark. She would not have made it to a 2nd car to damage.
Air rifles are sold with no tracking or serial numbers. Unregulated and unregistered and naturally quiet....
Excellent for eradicating nuisance species.
The more you know.....
Take out a restraining order, then when she breaks it, and gets thrown in jail, sue her ass for the mental anguish and stress. When she gets out in a month she'll be on the streets or involuntarily put in an old folks home.
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Hate that you ended the video there
Right? I need to see the confrontation!
She didn’t want it as evidence for what was about to happen to granny
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That advice was tiiiiiight
You and trump share the same lawyer or some shit?
No, they both just read the back of their ~~NRA~~ USCCA membership cards. (Look it up)
“I feared for my life”
You said the magic words. You now have carte blanche to shoot whatever you want as many times as you want. /s
You do t need the /s. They literally believe that.
Or just attend police academy and you're good to go
Are you a cop by any chance 🤔 ?
lol no. but it's the same advice they get
yes condoning murder is totally cool
Granny was about to take a nap.
No shit. I'll take videos that end too soon for$600 Alex.
He needed to call the cops lol, he already got video evidence
They're mentally reverting to children.
They vote like angry, vindictive little shits too.
Not for too much longer! But sadly, for waaaaay too long still.
If they fuck us up in November that's all it'll take
It's their literal last chance too. After this their population numbers will have dropped so much they are statistically irrelevant.
 (Me waiting for boomers to die off so we can finally start fixing things)
5800/day on average
Yup I don't think that they will win again for a long time Not with the amount of dead Republicans from Covid and tons of people who are addicted to fent are from Red states, just moved to Oregon or San Francisco or whenever And with what I said above They will not rule again for awhile The freedom Caucus will be blamed for their Big losses in November I mean the democrats are ABOUT to save speaker Johnson for F's sake. This will be the final trump run, Trump will also be blamed for the loss They won't win again for awhile, not until the Republican Party becomes less extreme The most extreme aspects of the party will be shunned and they will quietly change over to more moderate positions But, the Republican party serves an important role in the us system, they make sure that progress doesn't happen too fast. Too fast is not good for society But progress has and will happen I don't know why people think that they can just go back to the old ways, via their Regression Party
I can’t wait for them to be statistically irrelevant. I’m Arizona it will take longer locally, but it will be such a better place to live once they’re gone and no longer blocking any progress.
Not minute too soon. - Rip Her to Shreds, Deborah Harris.
Nah, Trump is going to be saying more and more scary shit He doesn't want to be president But that's not for right now He will begin to say more and more unhinged stuff , SO Biden wins It's starting with this Time magazine article
Keep the faith https://incendar.com/baby_boomer_deathclock.php
Whenever I see a useless boomer fuck comment I always leave this as a reply, and say "the world will be a better place without them.
Only for a handful of years more. By 2028 Boomers will have Zero voting power compared to Gen X and Millennials, and by 2034 they are entirely irrelevant to all political votes.
Why too old too vote? Perfect! Boomers are from 78 years old to 60-ish Im afraid that the 60-ish will still be a bunch of them, unless they start dying off fast Yeah, I guess you are right. Hold on, 2028 is in 4 years Are they gonna Die off that fast? Maybe 2034 for your first one and 2040 for the last one
what nixon and reagan wanted. both died before their malicious efforts would ever effect their luxurious lives.
One of my older coworkers tried telling me that Reagan was the best president we’ve ever had
Well at least you know he’s a fucking moron now.
Ever seen the videos of these fucks screaming at black kids trying to go to school, they haven’t changed
People like this make me think we should have an age limit on voting...
They have always been children. Spoiled fucking children who never got told no.
It's the lead poisoning
Boomer vitamins I believe is the technical term.
dementia and lead toxicity
Than beat their asses like they did to us as children
I was raised with the Dr.Spock Method I was born in 75 Many of us My age ish were raised according to the Dr. Spock book. But maybe a few years before that they still beat them en masse Maybe it's more regional, my friend JT from Texas was beat by his mom. Was common their But in Annapolis MD, not so much
Its early stage alzhimers.
Middle-stage lead poisoning.
Eating too many leads?
Leaded gasoline. For real I have heard more than one older person lamenting the fact that gasoline doesn't smell as good as it did when they were young.
Remember kids… you have the Power… of Attorney. And don’t forget Advance directives.
It's lead exposure. This is literally what it looks like when someone has had their brain rotted away by lead. She needs to be committed to a home or asylum. She should not be roaming freely. She is dangerous to herself and others.
I'm wondering how loud OP's car is tho
They never left
Many many many of them were always like this whether they were 25 or 75. The crossing guard in front of my 1980s elementary school was hit by a car on *two different occasions* by baby boomers in their 30s who couldn't slow down for a school zone.
Have to have grown up first to revert 🙃
they have always acted like children
They were never adults lol. They lived in a consequence free time period where they could be dumb as a rock and get promoted to senior manager work 9-4 and retire with a pension and three houses.
Are they? In my experience they've always been this way.
They always were we just couldn’t see it
Where I'm from attacking a vehicle when it's occupied is considered assault. Not mischief or property damage.
Sounds like he should have knocked her old ass out to me
That's where this law usually goes too. Just so people remember when someone smacks your car then wants to be the tough guy when you ask for insurance. Its technically okay to bop them in the nose. Since they committed an assault by definition and then got angry towards you insinuating a potential threat.
Well so long as it's legal where you are. Always know the law before you punch someone. You need to make sure you are in the legal right and not just the moral of ethical right.
Ya I know someone who kicked a car with their work boots for coming to close to them. And the dude got out and battered the absolute living fuck out of them. The cops told them nothing they can do since hitting the car whilst occupied is assault.
Lawyer once told me most first time offenders with an assault charge get a slap on the wrist, usually a small fine or a few hours of community service unless it's especially heinous. I've been saving my one for like 15 years just in case.
r/badlegaltakes
yup, sounds like grounds for putting granny in the hospital
And then wait for her to get out heal up a bit and send her right back- but that’s just me
Law giving the “corporations are people too” vibes. Meanwhile, hit a pedestrian with a vehicle while driving distracted and it’s just a little “accident”. Like don’t do this to a car, but assault? Really? I could see brandishing, but cars aren’t people.
"When occupied"
That’s a $2500 paint job to fix and considered a felony.
$6,000 in florida according to the guy who keyed the truck in the Publix parking lot because of a bumper sticker.
Saw that one i think. Cop quoting? But prob incorrect as I just had a car with a small door ding corrected and it was $2600 and only because they pull adjacent panels to color match the door to
If someone keys my car, I am not bringing it to the quick paint shop. I'm bringing it somewhere that will expertly repaint & match the color so that it is not noticeable that it has been repainted. Also, repainting a car decreases the value, so the true cost is not just in the action of repainting.
Interesting topic though as car insurance may kick in, yours, if the person doing the damage can’t afford to cover it. Their insurance won’t cover malicious acts
I'm talking about why it is a felony. The cost to repair the damage to make me whole makes it a felony. I can get a $10 can of spray paint & fix a scratch, but it does not make me whole. It may work for someone else, but not for me. So send them to jail for a felony, and if their insurance won't pay, sue them for the full cost of their damages.
Depends on the local laws but often anything over $1k usd is a felony
4000$ paint job, plus other damages, and more money towards the therapy that this whole thing caused me. Say bye to your retirement hag
Grandma is going to jail
Probably not. But she should.
I’m all for taking away money from these all fucks when they do something like this and are too old for jail/prison. Keyed someone’s car? The cost to replace + the fine will come from your social security payout until it’s been paid in full. Tried to assault someone and thought you could get away with it bc you’re old? Your Medicaid goes to paying THAT persons medical bills that you caused and not yours. Hurt them where it hurts most (their money) and then maybe they’ll learn about karma
Now we're talking
I love how reddit is like 100x worse than the worst for profit prison lobbyists. "Yes senator, we want jail time for minor property damage."
Is it really minor when it's been consistent behaviour? Also, I think you're greatly underestimating how much that would cost to fix...
Why would they be talking to a senator about that? Are you stupid?
Or at least a state run home. Hopefully they forget about her once she’s there.
Daaamn , I thought mema was gona get rocked !
Hopefully, that's why the video ended too soon!
Unfortunately that doesn't happen near enough. That's why they get brave and pull shit like this.
Send her to jail. They arrested a 10 year old peeing behind a car. Send this crone to jail.
But a 10yo should know better. /s
Don't insult crones, we're more subtle than that. ;)
Glad the cop lost his job for arresting the boy
dw he probably just moved to a different jurisdiction :)
God forbid, but sadly that is likely
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We will call that an interesting read. Gosh I hate reading articles on my phone without ad block
I decided not to be lazy and looked it up. So glad the officer lost their job for that.
I want the rest of this video!
No shit, epic blue balls from this one
Now it’s time for her to catch hands
Just one solid slap to snap her out of the 1960s but hard enough to bring her into atleast the 2000s
I would have waited till she was right next to the passenger door then kicked it open
Key her back.
But aim for the eyes
Depending on where you’re from, it’s considered a felony to damage someone’s property if it’s over a certain amount to repair!
100% would've been eating pavement until the cops came.
Like foreal, what is the protocol on right-hooking granny? Frowned upon, but justified? It would be a hard sell.
Just yell really really really really loudly in her ear then mock her viciously when she responds. Extreme discomfort without any risk of damaging whats left of her little lizard brain. And no physical evidence of harm. Ethical, consequence free revenge!
Not worth the charge. Slashing their tires though. That's a different conversation.
Bro I really hope she called the cops
I'm beating her ass. Straight to violence.
I’m throwing hands if some old bitch does that to my car. I don’t even care if I go to jail.
This is a Hag. I've played enough D&D to roll that info.
I'm 61 and I would have knocked her old ass out...
Jeebus, she looks like my mother
It's noon on a Wednesday... Do you know where your boomer is?
I had to look closely too.
I want more video
I would have swung that door open! The shock of seeing someone keying my car would cause me to quickly swing open my door.
That is some crazy dementia and that woman should not be driving or even leaving the house un supervised.
Get the restraining order and then sue the hell out of her, I had a similar issue, I put a property lien on their home after they did not pay for damages awarded by the court, it was a good day when the family came hat in hand begging me to take of[f the lien so they could sell.](https://selfhelp.courts.ca.gov/small-claims/after-trial/collect-money/property-lien)
Holy shit, I hope this lady called the cops
Cops are unpredictable. You might get a cool one, odds are you get stuck with some lazy meat head and now you're on their radar. What you do is take granny'a boomer plate number to get her boomer ID then take her to small claims court and then drag out the process for as long as possible - make mutliple copies of the same document and then just dumb boxes of discovery on her. The stress on her black little ticker will do far more justice than some glorified security guard with a bad attitude. Worst case scenario, some prissy asshole in a black dress will berate you.
Now is the time to RUN to her car, turn the ignition off, snap the key off in the ignition, then take the rest of the keychain and chuck it as far as you can over that wall with the climb deterrent on it. Then call the cops.
Now you're both going to jail. Foolish. Just call the cops and have her arrested.
No
I don't think there's enough people physically making statements on why you should not mess with random people you don't know. More of these rednecks need to start using their open carry on people like this so that people can stop finding out. "You value your pettiness and my things more than you value your life." And I vote liberal.
Where are all the boomers saying “and then everyone clapped”
Yeah, at the funeral.
Why did the video end so soon I would have loved to have heard grannies excuse
That, is an old cunt.
They act like they always have, entitled brats.
Hurry up and die.
In what world is her behavior okay? I just can’t imagine how she could get so fixated on OP that she thinks her behavior is justified
At this point you jump out and grab the keys from her and takeoff and then go throw them in a pond or something
The usual suspect
But…how loud is the car though?…
No justification for keying, but I’m curious too.
Can't wait for an update and hopefully jail time for granny.
I gotcha now bitch! You gonna go to jail, you gonna go to jaaaail!!!
I'm just saying accidents happen, especially to racist old people. Life alert?
Would love to tase that bitch
Throw her into a trash heap where her generation belongs.
....
I woulda reversed that car into her. Whoopsies
Pay a street resident to give the lady a manual attitude adjustment.
Geez. KEEP THE CAMERA ON THE CRIME!
Cops won't do anything. You have to know the right guys and have an extra few hundred bucks or so. She'll stop.
See. This is why I have a fishing bat in my backseat. I'd go Big Lebowski on her ride
So they moved the camera just in time to not show that she was keying the car.
You can literally hear it
Hear, yes. Show is probably more important to shore up any legal action.
Bro elbow that old bitch scratch the whip oh hell naw
Skunk smell is in the hunting department.
Mace that bitch right in the face
You're not going to get very far hoping the police will do something what you going to have to do is Sue her and sue her homeowners insurance for damages and just keep coming after her for every time after
NGL that granny was walking and acting like someone who has dementia. Having dementia in no way excuses her actions and this kind of crap needs to be dealt with aggressively. We have a huge aging population of lead addled adult children that will be absolutely destructive if left unchecked.
WTAF is wrong with these people!? Is it mental decline? and if so, why are they still driving?!
Because they vote in higher percentage and numbers than anyone else. They won't vote against their own ability to drive.
This old bat has issues, but nobody likes listening to shitty bass blasting from cars.
Why would you take the camera off her committing damage to your car? These old C#nts don't learn until their arrested or taken care of in the dark. She would not have made it to a 2nd car to damage.
Normally I would suggest conversation and try to sort this out civil like, but sometimes you gotta beat dat ass.
Air rifles are sold with no tracking or serial numbers. Unregulated and unregistered and naturally quiet.... Excellent for eradicating nuisance species. The more you know.....
Or windows in certain assholes cars.
Woulda hog tied grandma and left her.
Typical Las Vegas.
Longer video?
Soooooo, what happened to granny
That's why people beat the shit out of other people. This bs
https://i.redd.it/rdiil6d7uwxc1.gif
Boomers are at the end of their life and don't give a fuck 😅. You pissed the wrong one off
We need r/BoomersGoingToJail but there would only be a couple of posts
Take out a restraining order, then when she breaks it, and gets thrown in jail, sue her ass for the mental anguish and stress. When she gets out in a month she'll be on the streets or involuntarily put in an old folks home.
Break her hip
Why end the video there!?
This Chick looks 100, that's no boomer, right??
I would have had sex with her then her husband.
What a fucking psychopath.
Gonna need an update!!!!
Another boomer who deserves to spend the rest of their lives with 5 other people in a 5x9 cell sharing 1 toilet.
If she did that much to you previously she needs a little taste of her own medicine. What happens to her should be a surprise.
Mmmmm if I saw my neighbor do that shit to my cars id probably bust something of theirs if there was no consequences if I recorded them doing it.
I had to talk my Boomer aunt out of keying someone’s car because he parked in “her” space on a block she did not live or rent a space.
May i suggest the Benelli M4?
You sure you don't want to try throwing bricks with clipped coupons through her boomer windows at random hours of the night first?
Extreme and disproportionate violence really is your only option here... /s
At least four cars (including the neighbor's) vandalized because of this woman and you haven't moved yet???
that’s exactly what this old hag wants. fuck her. call the police. keep calling the police. make them deal with this lead poisoned fuck
Look, if you want to press the issue, just perform a citizen’s arrest. The cops will show up, what happens after that 🤷🏻♂️
They would try to turn around and do one on you! "hey that's our Trick!"
I'm with granny turn the shitty music down