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LiminalAddiction

i think boomers deep down do know that they are selfish little goblin failures of a human who destroyed the world and everyone hates them and that fact broke their minds because they always pictured being treated like kings and queens when they aged so now they just abuse everything and everyone around them like they're in the looney bin (which they actually need to go to and ***fuck off*** out of society) because they actually have lost their minds


NefariousnessCalm707

I love that idea. Just tell them it’s a gated community! They’re scooters will be lined up for miles. This would so be well worth the tax increase.


MoreThanABitOfFluff

“Oh of course you can live here with cheap subsidised rent, mandatory therapy is from 8-10am.”


CalamityCactus

Sign me up! A cheap place to live and free therapy? Sounds pretty good.


LiminalAddiction

what sounds good to us is a nightmare to them........ checks out


MoreThanABitOfFluff

Ugh this is so true.


FrogInYerPocket

We'll get our turn after they kick it. I suspect that as the boomers decrease in number, a lot of nursing homes/care facilities/senior living places will close. The rest will need to compete a little, and I totally see how therapy would be a valuable amenity in the future.


steve-eldridge

They've lived for decades as the center of attention. Everything was geared to their interests, and their kind surrounded them. Each year is now making it clear to boomers they've overstayed their welcome in the center of the universe, trying to run everything and make everything about them. Other people have lived their entire lives waiting for boomers to make room, and their presence hinders progress. The next generation is done waiting. Some boomers might be realizing that they've made a mess, and it pisses off the people responsible for paying to clean it up.


lisep1969

"They are selfish little goblin failures of a human who destroyed the world." ⬅️ So true.


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LiminalAddiction

![gif](giphy|3o6wO10Qx9pfHx8kRG|downsized)


bathtubtoasting

CrIkEy aRe yOu MeNtAlLy deFiCiEnT?!


HawkyMacHawkFace

 ’Twas but a joke


LiminalAddiction

![gif](giphy|TdpZPpb7MjzWsoZGGn|downsized)


AsharraDayne

lol no one likes boomers. Least of all boomers themselves.


Lemonhaze666

Love them that’s what this whole sub is about right


JustALizzyLife

Imagine being so nosy you can see a small padded package in the door jam of a house that isn't yours and being so self-important that you go scream at the neighbors, again in a house you don't live in, about a package that neither belongs to them or you. How are these people not exhausted by themselves?


astrangeone88

Lol. No idea. My aunt is the same way and I'm like "Just listening to you is exhausting, gosh!" And she complains that she can't sleep. Imagine that...you getting worked up to the point of screaming at neighbors for the tiniest little things and having a caffeine addiction that rivals Lorelai Gilmore AND then wondering why you have insomnia. It's just all so self unaware!


nuclearmonte

If there’s a RULE they feel it’s their duty to enforce it. Doesn’t matter what the RULE is, by golly they will take it upon themselves to let everyone know to follow the rules! But also, they don’t have to because they are old.


VendettaUF234

Unless that rule slightly inconveniences them. Then they are being oppressed worse than anyone ever by the gubmint


AdditionalCow1974

And if there isn't a rule, then they feel it's their duty to create a rule.


Yungklipo

"Oh dear, that sounds like a problem! And it's too heavy for you to move?"


spyrothegamer98

I would have responded with "and why should i care" before closing the door.


Valor816

https://preview.redd.it/l9zj1mkvkbad1.png?width=1080&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=bfe652b7cf54f5d1df687f8ea1010670bc5cb3b1


Only_Diamond4751

I wasn’t expecting to find Unicorse here, what a pleasant surprise!


QuarterBall

A rare /r/unicorseinthewild appearance (please exist sub, please!)


QuarterBall

Rats...


Valor816

Ahh biscuits!


spyrothegamer98

I can hear this image lol. But we should really just respond like that to boomers like this, same tone and everything.


ihateusernames999999

This is why I never answer my door. I've had people knock for ages, and it makes me laugh.


Alifirebrand

I sit by the window right by the front door and they can totally see me sitting there not answering. They get so mad. Lol


FrogInYerPocket

If I'm not expecting a visitor I won't open the door. If it's important, like emergency services with more information than me, they won't wait for me to open the door.


Background_Award_878

Mom was so lonely, she had to scream


Responsible-End7361

I wonder why her kids went no contact...


BeautifulArtichoke37

If you ever wondered if you’ll end up regretting long term substance abuse, just look at any boomer and their behavior for lots of examples.


LiminalAddiction

100%. brains completely scrambled like those old "this is your brain on drugs" commercials with the egg in the frying pan


Politics_Mods_R_Crim

I don't have much time on this planet. If I want to spend it communing with nature while on mushrooms... Edit: this was a comment on anti drug boomers being shit heads but I got downvoted. Fuck yall


LiminalAddiction

nobody became a stereotypical boomer from doing mushrooms


Politics_Mods_R_Crim

Exactly.


Regular-Switch454

Can we stop to appreciate this brilliant description? >eye bags juicy enough, in spite of her physical size, to suggest a wine habit.


emarvil

Maybe she drinks vitriol instead of wine.


FineTop9835

Cognitive decline is a bitch.


Trick_Few

NGL, I had to search a halo perm because I didn’t know that was a thing.


Regular-Switch454

Bob Ross


Olivia_Bitsui

I wasn’t familiar with the term but it was sufficiently evocative for me to picture it exactly


just_jonnyboi

I think boomers think that they deserve the respect that the older generations worked for just because they got old and now have not gone through any sort of hardship so that their biggest issue is criticizing somebody else’s choices that they have no say in.


Surf-fella

I must say, I'm growing rather tired of hearing and experiencing these same stories over and over again without these buffoons learning anything or facing consequences. I wonder what would happen if we started pushing back quite hard on these people to make them realize how utterly ridiculous they are, and that they can not, in fact, do or say whatever they please. Time to reign it in my humble opinion.


HoosierDadda

*“Reason is not automatic. Those who deny it cannot be conquered by it. Leave them alone.”* Ayn Rand Interesting quote if you consider the source and the subjects we are discussing. LOL or # “To argue with a man who has renounced the use and authority of reason, and whose philosophy consists in holding humanity in contempt, is like administering medicine to the dead, or endeavoring to convert an atheist by scripture.” # ― Thomas Paine, [The American Crisis](https://www.goodreads.com/work/quotes/154165)


0megarazor

"YOU'RE ALL GOING TO DIE IN THERE!"


Snackgirl_Currywurst

I think she just wanted to be helpful but was so worked up about the youth not being able to read it noone wanting to work anymore or some stuff like that. So she forgot how to act around other people.