this is clearly an /r/Stormlight_Archive cosplay made from balloons...
LOVE IT.
that being said... redneck improved baseball bat (nails or wire version!) would shred this guy fast.
Abilities
Can levitate
Can deafen opponents
Immune to fall damage
Immune to electric attacks
Can deflect projectiles
Health and armor
300 hp
20 armor
Weaknesses
Piercing melee attacks (such as spears and rapiers)
Damage
10
Balloon Knight - Prestige Class
Pre-Requisites: Balloon Crafting +10, Base Attack Bonus +10
Abilities:
\- Noise Armor: attacks that do slash damage cause the attacker to suffer sonic damage. The Attacker must make a Fortitude test. If failed, they cannot attack. If passed, they will take 1d6 sonic damage on successful attacks
\- Static Discharge: the balloon knight discharges a powerful electric attack to all enemies at 5 ft range. Deals 4d6 electric damage.
\- Summon Balloon Companion: The Balloon Knight can spend a full round to summon a Balloon Companion 3 times per day. The companion can be a Cat, Dachshund Dog, or Butterfly.
\- Hilarity Aura: Enemies that see the Balloon Knight must make a Will saving throw with DC 14 or be knocked prone for one round.
This is a fricking hard battle. How was I supossed to know I had to use the stupid needle your grandma gives you at the start of the game to beat him faster?!
If he were to belly flop in that would he be cushioned and kinda bounce slightly or just burst the majority of them with a pop that could rival an eruption?
Another question, can you imagine dropping into a pool wearing this and just floating there? I kinda want to try this if I even knew where to begin with making it
Am I the only one that thought of hotdogs immediately. Balloon armor is still cool but what if it were all hotdogs, oh man that would be (insert hotdog pun here)
The most flexible armor, all effects can be applied except thorns.
thorns is super effective AGAINST the armor actually
The only armor man has yet to try. This could be the one that stops all attacks. You can do it, son.
Me with a rapier:
*pop* ... *pop pop popppop popp poppop*
magnitude is here!
POP POP!
Go this man's organs after getting stabbed by u/hoananh848
Me with a bat full of nails and barbed wire:
Legend of zorro vs Hēlėam, the balloon knight
i wanna see him fight his arch nemesis static electricity
Or perchance he will face his mortal enemy, Lord Knifestäb. “The Kitchen Knight” is known to make mince meat of his foes
That thing was too big to be called a sword. Too big, too thick, too light and too bouncy, it was more like a large hunk of rubber latex.
It's a shardblade!
I hear that all the time...
*CLANG*
I can hear this image
*sqeuaaaaaaak sque- squeaaaaaaäk*
The sound of him moving towards you probably is more painful than any attack.
“The strongest enemies have the loudest weapons and loudest footsteps”
Disadvantage of stealth checks, got it.
The new Templar
They are my balloonmarines and they shall know no boredom.
r/cremposting
That's shardplate and I won't believe otherwise.
Only has 1 HP, but also a 99.99% chance to deflect any attack
this is clearly an /r/Stormlight_Archive cosplay made from balloons... LOVE IT. that being said... redneck improved baseball bat (nails or wire version!) would shred this guy fast.
🪡
*Zoltan*
They called him the squeaky knight
Godson Ramsey?
He claims himself to be the greatest knight that ever was, but I think he's just full of hot air.
Hate vote.
Monkeys: 👁️👄👁️
🎈🎯🐒
All fun and games until Kirk, knight of thorns invades.
Meet the flyest warrior in the galaxy
Cat attack!
Ole Gunnar Solskjæren't.
Abilities Can levitate Can deafen opponents Immune to fall damage Immune to electric attacks Can deflect projectiles Health and armor 300 hp 20 armor Weaknesses Piercing melee attacks (such as spears and rapiers) Damage 10
We need another, and we need to watch them fight.
Dude became medieval Michelin.
His only weakness are sticks and other pointy objects. Everything else will be deflected.
Balloon Knight - Prestige Class Pre-Requisites: Balloon Crafting +10, Base Attack Bonus +10 Abilities: \- Noise Armor: attacks that do slash damage cause the attacker to suffer sonic damage. The Attacker must make a Fortitude test. If failed, they cannot attack. If passed, they will take 1d6 sonic damage on successful attacks \- Static Discharge: the balloon knight discharges a powerful electric attack to all enemies at 5 ft range. Deals 4d6 electric damage. \- Summon Balloon Companion: The Balloon Knight can spend a full round to summon a Balloon Companion 3 times per day. The companion can be a Cat, Dachshund Dog, or Butterfly. \- Hilarity Aura: Enemies that see the Balloon Knight must make a Will saving throw with DC 14 or be knocked prone for one round.
Dude looks like Öle Gunnar Solsksjær
4th ideal level
-Helium attack -Hurricane -Spawn big monsters of ballons same clowns do in movies -Air crash -Him can float
Michael Cera after accidentally being injected with Captain America serum.
The only one who can beat him is a brit with a knife
No prick
looks like Gordon Ramsey
That guy Loons
Thats a huge black magnetic dick
*Balloon Knot
is that Jeremy renner
Worst armor against dragons
Imagine how squeaky this man is.
The King's guard in [Balloonia](https://www.goodreads.com/en/book/show/285692)
Hawkeye seems to have changed class
Squeak squeak squeaky squeak squeaking squeaky squeak.
But steel is heavier than balloons…
Heelee-um
His power is static electricity
Prince Arthas got a hair cut after he found Frostmourne
He looks like Alex Winter
This is beautiful
The armor really blows up his proportions. Probably helps to inflate his ego quite a bit too.
it's okay guys, he only has 2 defense points
It deals explosion damage upon breaking
All air attacks can be deflected with his sword
This is a fricking hard battle. How was I supossed to know I had to use the stupid needle your grandma gives you at the start of the game to beat him faster?!
Great until you find a monkey with darts
When your paladin has the worst Amour class and strength stats but high charisma
To destroy his armor you must obtain the legendary needle from the old man's basement
On closer inspection this are not nos canisters
Me who has 100 hours on bloons 6: Just like the simulations
This is why guns were revolutionary. They went right through armor. Especially this armor.
Hawkeye has hit rough times.
His nemesis... Needle knight
If he were to belly flop in that would he be cushioned and kinda bounce slightly or just burst the majority of them with a pop that could rival an eruption? Another question, can you imagine dropping into a pool wearing this and just floating there? I kinda want to try this if I even knew where to begin with making it
Found the guy responsible for inflation
Defense = 1
B A L L O O N K N I G H T
His only weakness is anything with the sharpest point
This dude FUCKS!
Artorias helium walker
Am I the only one that thought of hotdogs immediately. Balloon armor is still cool but what if it were all hotdogs, oh man that would be (insert hotdog pun here)
i can hear the boss music and the death sound
What's funny is there is no Helium, he should be called āyêr.
Dart monke
Historically accurate armor in movies be like