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anormaltedditor

He's going to punish the satanists with the power of muscle.


Simon_Ril3y

I guess you could say.... He has strong faith in God


anormaltedditor

Oh yes


kafaniwa

On God


Paetheas

Come join the [God Squad](https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=5T9IiO0ZLOM) today!


Squirrel_Inner

The hats really bring this piece together šŸ‘Œ


zero_emotion777

Then deliver presents.


alexriga

Not Satanists, sinners! Wellā€¦ I guess glorifying any god other the one God is a sin too, in Christianity.


ImageVirtuelle

Exactly. Most satanists are nice, moral people. Just gotta watch that Netflix documentary, it sort of clears it up. I think they'd want to be friends with this sweetheart priest and help him with his crops in the garden.


Rajang82

He's gonna team up with The Sister With Strength.


[deleted]

Rip and tear


Mark_Scaly

Typical Dungeons&Dragons monk.


Distinct-Current-464

Paladin


Mark_Scaly

Monk because bare hands.


Nebulant01

Monks are dex based though


Crevetanshocet

You can create a Strength-based Monk


Nebulant01

You can. But you lose out on unarmored defense and do the same damage as a dex monk, so it's not ideal unless you are multiclassing with a strength based class.


Crevetanshocet

Sure, but the fact is that Monk is more versatile than most other classes when speaking about main stat.


AdDismal6470

Iā€™d say most versatile class stat wise is probably still either Paladin or Warlock. Paladin=str,dex,cha. Warlock (hexblade)=str,dex,cha. Maining any of these stats with these classes doesnā€™t hinder you at all whereas monk which is a dex/wisdom class actively punishes you for picking strength


NoTalkOnlyWatch

Unless we are talking BG3 and their variation of tavern brawler. Then STR becomes double value on offense compared to DEX. Luckily, you get so many STR pots thrown at you that you could still build your monk the traditional way while taking advantage of that feat.


Navonod_Semaj

Only in the current edition, n00b rofl lmao


Knyfe-Wrench

I can lay on hands, or you can catch these hands, your choice.


Tight_Time_4552

I'm going with cleric


Quarktasche666

Jup, that's a cleric.


Rioma117

More like war priest (though no Str there, just pure wisdom muscles).


battleduck84

Level 20 paladin


apsbadsr

That guy has to be Icelandic


Alt_Ekho

Faith assisted power lifting


heavy_metal_soldier

Santa is that you?


HumanAmI2

Training for the millions of toys he has to carry


Full_frontal96

YOU BETTER HOPE FOR A MIRACLE IF I SEE YOU AGAIN


notatacoFan420

Is that Sisyphus?


naytreox

He finally beat the boulder, he smashed it into a small ball to carry it easier


DankCupOfJoe

And now uses it as an improvised throwing weapon, should the need occur to him


Someokeyboi

A Visitor?


notatacoFan420

Mmm, indeed


Someokeyboi

I have slept long enough


notatacoFan420

The kingdom of Heaven has long since forgotten my name


Someokeyboi

And I am EAGER to make them remember


ObeyTime

However, the blood of Minos stains your hands


Someokeyboi

And I must admit I'm curious about your skills, Weapon


SnooChipmunks8748

And before I crush the armies of heaven, you shall do as an appetizer.


epic3liminater

Come fourth child of man...


BasketSenior7958

I can see this guy fighting with Godslayer's Greatsword


Vexitar

More of a Golden Order Greatsword kind of guy imo


nater255

My dude is honestly just one handing Blasphemous Blade and abusing the Weapon Art.


Sad-Recognition1798

Arenā€™t we all?


nater255

The problem with ER (which is frankly a near perfect game by all measures) is that there are a dozen or so weapons that are so well designed they make the others feel lackluster despite nearly everything being viable. BB, Greatsword, Moonveil, etc. The vast majority of weapons are totally great, but those few just feel so amazing to use it sometimes makes the others feel less flashy and rewarding. I keep trying to do new playthroughs with weird/boring weapons, which can be fun.


AshiSunblade

I am doing a holy rogue build atm, dual flame art erdsteel daggers with incantations in my back pocket. Very fun and works with minimal dex thanks to radagon icon!


Chromatic_Eevee

How does Radagon's Icon help with this? That talisman just lets you cast faster


AshiSunblade

It's for the incantations in the back pocket. Lets the 'holy rogue' build work with minimal dex. (Dex increases cast speed if you didn't know, many incantations are quite slow so it's a big difference)


Final_Difference1

This is not an elden ring issue hell it's not even a from soft issue It's an RPG issue. Give me one Rpg game where every single weapon is great Yeah I thought so


BasketSenior7958

In my first run I beated the entire game with bloodhound fang lol


Fistricsi

"God give me Strenght!!!" "You got it bro."


Gamer7468

He gonna beat the sin out of the sinner.


rapidpeacock

He only gets stronger as Easter approachesā€¦ he knows if he was there then he would have been able to stop the Romanā€™s.


genericdefender

Dr you say? Must be 99 Int as well.


One_Manufacturer_526

It's the beard, right?


AskGoverntale

Was thinking the same thing. Then again he could just be tied down with 7 new wet leather straps.


XxXFartFucker69XxX

That man has the nose of somebody having daily conferences with the blood of Christ for the past 40 years lmao.


Darkray117

In Jesusā€™ name!


Atlasun201

Praise the Lord, or else!


TheBigKuhio

I swear thereā€™s an OPM character like thhis


D10BrAND

You mean the philospher


SniperJane2520

Man is the strength of God himself.


absat41

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ZSMK112

Santa?


LordValkyrie100

The Priest of Power


laniusgraham

Stronk


Crazy_Dave0418

"He'll beat the devil outta ya"


ClumsyRowlet

A visitor? Hmmā€¦ Indeed, I have slept long enough. The kingdom of heaven has long since forgotten my name, and I am EAGER to make them remember. However, the blood of Minos stains your hands, and I must admitā€¦ I'm curious about your skills, Weapon. And so, before I tear down the cities and CRUSH the armies of Heavenā€¦ You shall do as an appetizer. Come forth, Child of Manā€¦ And DIE.


someguythatlikesdogs

I heard about this guy i think, apparently he has the ability of adrenaline on command and lifts sheep instead of weights


Justplayer987

Reminds me of that one image of buff jesus breaking the cross with "live Satan reaction" in the corner.


ChipsAhoy777

Yea, but can he bear... THE CROSS. *Righteous Gemstones reference*


Natural-Bug-9620

Lifting weights and the Lord's name on high


PalePeryton

Someone needs to tell this guy about the levelling soft cap.


ProfessionalBad1836

Beard of power.


cutreamthread

Looks like Till Lindemann of Rammstein in the video for Dicke Titten


Specific-Crew-2086

Don't forget he's also a wizard 100. If you know what I mean.


__calcalcal__

Most buffed cleric of the DnD campaign!


chabri2000

That's not a priest, that's a monk/paladin


KnGod

Santa?


wolviesaurus

Real life Paladin.


notabotmkay

That ain't powerlifting


[deleted]

So a Paladin.


Rajang82

The counterpart of The Sister With Strenght. The Priest With Muscle.


Far_Commercial_9234

Rookie numbers, he isn't even at 100.


RetroGamer87

Remember those strongman shows were at the end they started talking about religion?


FreeBread707

cool post and all but pretty sure I've seen this before


St3phn0

Welp, the first time I saw this, it was something like 2016 on one of those instangram meme pages that used to steal memes and place their watermarks to pretends it was theirs So yes, your feeling is correct


Euphoric-Brother-841

ā€œWith faith the size of a mustard seedā€¦ā€¦ā€


thekillerof-thefish

you see every one called him daddy, he did not like that.


Due-Procedure-9085

His power comes from above.


VeryFriendlyOne

Melee cleric


GloriousSpamm

His Fitness Training Video on VHS would be called ā€œGetting Jacked for Jesusā€


ComedyOfARock

Send him to Jerusalem


GrigoTheSecond

Master Roshi going strong


XentreyFake12

Looks like Santa


MyCoDAccount

Statatus? Your algorithm needs refinement.


Fake_Martin

Holy shit that's actually badass lmao


notabigfanofas

Least religious space marine:


goated95

(sta-TAT-us) as OP said


ryaninflames1234

ā€œI CAST THESE HANDSā€


DibsOnDubs

Could probably take all the Santa strongman records too!


MiseryTheMiserable

Strength+Faith > Dexterity+Intelligence


14412442

What does it mean to pull a 188 tonne plane? Like it's already moving and you just mine like you're doing something? It seems impossible


Pleasant_Reaction_10

you need to provide the momentum to keep it rolling.


Ye3tm4n

My guy is eating Atheists for protein


[deleted]

Heā€™s powered by God


No_Focus6469

reminds me of this [https://akm-img-a-in.tosshub.com/indiatoday/images/story/201612/647\_120816013527.jpg?VersionId=ygqQI6B2NXXP7Tivq4G8ZUsaD8vrOsVp&size=690:388](https://akm-img-a-in.tosshub.com/indiatoday/images/story/201612/647_120816013527.jpg?VersionId=ygqQI6B2NXXP7Tivq4G8ZUsaD8vrOsVp&size=690:388)


TsunamicBlaze

By the power of the Holy Light, let there be GAINS


Pirhomania

What ho, Muscle Priest! Might you cast us a spell?


Monroe_Institute

Santa Claus


Queen_of_dogs_01

He looks like Terry Jones wearing a fake beard


triadix

Nevermind the defender of the faith, this dude's the attacker for the faith lol


Bootiluvr

Well deserved


isnapchildrensnecks

santa claus: ender of the naughty children


kthep5

The power of Christ is strong with this one


TheShlappening

[My strength comes from above!](https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=MgvifdQBy74)


1zeye

He looks like Santa from that DreamWorks movie


Soffy21

Heā€™s not a priest, heā€™s clearly a paladin


ROBLOKCSer

SANTA!


profitofprofet

Literal st Nicholas, Also known for punching corruption in the face.


Aggravating_Main_549

Santa is epic


abitcitrus

I imagine myself getting to a certain upper floor of the Babel tower and I meet him. He is one of the bosses that told you not to climb since you were on the base floor, but he seemed like a common priest. After his dialogue of not hearing him, he takes out his tunic, and reveals his final form: there's no way back.


__BIFF__

Jesus..I drive through Cobourg often... didn't realize I was putting my life in danger regularly


Visible-Welder-5148

Priest:how did I get this strong well it consisted off 300 prayers,200 push ups ,100 sit ups and a 20 kilometer runeach day


Visible-Welder-5148

Priest:how did I get this strong well it consisted off 300 prayers,200 push ups ,100 sit ups and a 20 kilometer runeach day


calciumcavalryman69

He dies and immediately becomes a warrior Angel who slays Demons


No-Turn-7620

As the Emotional Damage guy said once: "***I will send you to Jesus***"


Spider4Hire

Unique pvp account


coniferous-1

Oh shit! i know this guy, played in the highland games with my (late) grandfather. Nice guy.


ya_bleedin_gickna

Paladin class


Rustedkin

Cleric maxed out his strength


jnfvjdnk113

Gods strongest employee


MEGASHARK25098

Who needs steroids when you have God?


ChangelingFox

The lord doth not rack weights we cannot lift. And this man has surely been tested. Wheymen


Turbulent-Ad-6095

I want to see this guy try swinging a cross around, as in one the size of Jesus'


Amaterath

Bro must roll boulder up to the mountain top everyday(now playing: me and the birds)


revzsaz

Careful kids, Santa's not *fuckin' around* this year...


KOCYK745

Santa been training for the next Christmas


Miepmeister

More commonly know as the first of god


kn05is

Hey! Not even kidding. That's my friend's next door neighbour. He's a pretty awesome guy!


BEHEMOTHpp

A sister also follows his footstep "The sister with strength"


sherriffflood

Choir boys everywhere shitting themselves


Atomic_3439

God said our body is a temple, so he armed it with the biggest guns Christianity has seen since samson


YoshikageKira000

The strength this man has is enough to beat the game with only cestus (but ds1)


He_messed_up

This is not actually a boss this is an ally, that can be summoned for bosses once talked to, he is overpowered asf


kevincox2705

I'm getting some bitores mendƩz vibes right now


Jack_The_Pinapple

Pro is a Paladin for real!


SwimmingIcy7357

sisyphus prime reincarnated and made his life better


Navonod_Semaj

Someone get this dude a mace and some chainmail!


Mr_Igloo12

He looks like St. Nick


ImportantFortune9956

He's the Lord's left hand man


Visible_Blueberry277

They say to go celibate before competitions. This guy's got that licked, just like the I assume children he's raped.


Oldschoololdfool

If he cuts his hair I heard he loses all his strength, also you should see how many young boys he can lift!


Glad-Construction836

Wtf is this article. That is strong man, not powerlifting.


[deleted]

Fuckin Cobourg, eh? šŸ˜‚


all_muslims_evil

This man would be an amazing Templar Knight. F**k muslims


Glass_Progress815

Run, children!


moondust_789

GOD GIVE ME STREANTH


YoungMartyy

Straight outta north pole šŸ”„ā—šŸ—£šŸ’Æ


ManBearFella

Iā€™m from a couple towns over from Cobourg and dude is a local legend


kidnii

MĆ©ndez from resident evil 4


Alone_Sun_0

I competed with him in a Scottish Heavy Athletics competition in Picton, Ontario. Nice guy but a bit quiet, supernatural strength for his size.


SwimmingDownstream

He's been on Canada's Got Talent. [https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=22vFwA3RB5c](https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=22vFwA3RB5c) Just seems like an all round awesome guy!


Solandis431

Grew up in Cobourg and watched this man pull a fire truck. Was insane.


Average_Xbox_user

He looks like he is going to. Tell me some wisdom that will change my life


modsstealjobs

He only casts ā€œSilenceā€ if your character has the Altar Boy descriptor in their profile.


AOEmishap

YOU COME TO CHURCH NOW! IS LEG DAY!


Suspicious_Rise8985

I think we're confusing lifting disciplines. Stone to shoulder and plane pulling are not powerlifting events but rather strongman events. Powerlifting is the bench press, squat, and the deadlift.


Only_hot_stud1

No sinners go unpunished in his church


MaximeHalut

le gƩant timide


NewZecht

More muscles to hold down and r**e boys


KrakenJ8

Bane of children


leonryan

dude's fucked. Pride is one of the cardinal sins.


Wizard_Engie

Apparently the Bible describes Pride as an unhealthy focus on one's self and one's own importance, status and possessions. If he still lives life serving God and putting God above those things, then I don't think he's committed the sin of Pride. Priests are allowed to have hobbies as long as they don't interfere with their duty.


leonryan

he's literally breaking strength records. The fact he enters competitions at all indicates he feels he has something to prove. There's nothing humble about that.


Wizard_Engie

Perhaps. Who's to say though? Neither of us have met this guy in person, so we don't know anything about his personal life.


leonryan

Yes we do. We know he enters and wins contests to exhibit his superior physical strength.


Wizard_Engie

Really? You're gonna take a News Article at face value and not use any form of critical thinking? How can we confirm this is all he does without doing our own research or contacting him personally?


leonryan

my original comment was a lighthearted joke about the hypocrisy of a strong priest. Don't act like I'm the one who took this all too seriously. Nobody suggested it's "all he does" and that isn't necessary for it to be contrary to christian rules of conduct. That's like hearing a priest fucked a child and going "but that's not ALL he does".


Wizard_Engie

Did you just compare pedophilia to a guy who works out? The fuck?


leonryan

the purpose of that comment was to illustrate that a single action being unrepresentative of a persons entire life doesn't make that single action forgivable. It doesn't compare the two, it points out the absurdity of you trying to defend his behavior based on infrequency, which by the way seems unlikely anyway since nobody is winning strength competitions by accident once in a blue moon rather than actively training for them.


Wizard_Engie

I'm not defending his behavior. I'm simply using my *critical thinking skills* to judge whether or not I should trust what the article says based on its headlines. The headline doesn't say whether or not the records were recently made, it says they were _unbroken_ which implies he's held the records for quite some time. If we think, we can infer a few things. - Nobody has tried to break the records - Nobody can break the records as of right now - He is actively keeping the records unbroken - Or this article is Rage bait, to get clicks and generate buzz. For all we know, he could've broken those records before he became a priest. We also don't know how old or recent this article is. Once again, for all we know, these records could have been broken by now.


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BoxerguyT89

Powerlifting is a sport that consists of the squat, bench press, and the deadlift. There are records for each, by weight class and "equipment." Strongman has records for everything like pulling a plane or lifting stones.


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BoxerguyT89

True true, it gets crazy.


Samson_G0d

Got some examples?