I’ll have a double triple bossy deluxe on a raft, 4x4 animal style, extra shingles with a shimmy and a squeeze, light axle grease, make it cry, burn it and let it swim.
Doesn’t look like a pitbull. More like American Bully XL. Mostly by the shape of the mouth. It can be also American Bully Extreme, although it’s not an official breed.
It’s definitely a bully breed, but I don’t think it’s pitbull.
It’s not. It was this way, but it’s not for decades. Pitbull is recognized as a separate breed. Name of group of breeds is “Bully”. In many countries where pitbulls are banned different bully breeds are not, although American Bully XL usually is as well. It was breed to eliminate pitbull’s aggression, but it was a failed attempt. Different “member” of bully breeds that is not banned, for example, and calling it pitbull would be very rude (because they are nowhere near as dangerous as pitbulls), is English Stafford.
Look bro, I’m not sure what political message you got in mind, but I know my experience well. I don’t own one, but I’ve got several friends with them and they’re great. So… maybe stfu instead of trying to be hateful? I was just trying to give an opinion on the dog breed. Jesus.
I’m not even gonna try and argue either way. I don’t care enough. Please google actual statistics on deaths by dog breed and the actual struggles with recording that data. Are you English or something?? I literally don’t hear bad things about bullies. Pit bulls? All the fukin time but bullies? Not around here. I don’t even see them listed in the top 10 and yes there is a difference between. After looking into it online, the most I can find is English articles talking about it and few and far between actual research articles
It's because they're a new breed derived from pit bulls and similar dogs. There hasn't been much time for scientific research, but early indications based on a number of serious attacks aren't good.
Could you send me a link to that? Every figure I find says something different. The most consistent I see is 11 deaths recorded since 2021 but give no added details as to where or who. Other articles give a few names and examples but that’s it, and every single one of them only draw from public sources. Not a single extensive research article to be had, and this smells like fear mongering.
Wikipedia with stats:
https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/List_of_fatal_dog_attacks_in_the_United_Kingdom#:~:text=Between%202021%20and%202023%2C%20around,muzzle%20in%20England%20and%20Wales.
The UK government website:
https://www.gov.uk/government/news/ban-on-unregistered-xl-bully-dogs-now-in-force#:~:text=The%20decision%20was%20made%20following,many%20of%20these%20tragic%20attacks.
It's not fear mongering, they've been banned for a reason
I do know the UK banned them last year for being dangerous. Take it up with the UK prime minister. I'm sure he is educated and has plenty of people researching before making a nation-wide ban plan on the breed
https://x.com/RishiSunak/status/1702630698178236756?t=__mA1K3NnX_AsTYfd3YGWQ&s=19
What? The UK? Look, the US is a shithole, but the UK is like our little friend we high five every time we punish a poor person…. I mean, the UK? They’d never make a rushed uninformed decision….
Yes because you are the bigger expert out of the two....forgot every Redditor armed with AI and Google search is now a doctor, lawyer, psychologist, animal expert, super hero, social justice warrior, and god. Carry on, badass!
I think they may be training them to harm people in the UK because they don't have guns. My friends have had bull dogs my whole life and have never seen one be aggressive twords anyone. Now if they are trained for protection that's a totally different story.... Any dog can be made into a monster!
That’s true, however I don’t want to discount the English experience. The truth is that my anecdotal experience with XL’s and bullies has been more positive than with bull dogs (still a different breed) and Pit Bulls especially. I’d really have to see some real research to feel like this is anything other than fear mongering.
There's a fly that lands on head at 0:05s. Assuming the average house fly is about 5-7mm and that the grain size of the carpet (given that the stair railings appear to be from 1970's vintage) in comparison to his paw... I can deduce... absolutely nothing.
Dog named pumkin pie
Absolute UNIT
The Perfect Battle Mount For The Southern.
That's a total Squash
i’ll have two number 9s, a number 9 large, a number 6 with extra dip, a number 7, two number 45s, one with cheese, and a large soda.
Nah he would have the whole damn restaurant
I’ll have a double triple bossy deluxe on a raft, 4x4 animal style, extra shingles with a shimmy and a squeeze, light axle grease, make it cry, burn it and let it swim.
We serve food here, sir.
55 BURGERS 55 FRIES 55 TACOS 55 PIES 55 COKES 100 TATER TOTS 100 PIZZA 100 TENDERS 100 MEATBALLS 100 COFFEES 55 WINGS 55 SHAKES 55 PANCAKES 55 PASTAS 55 PASTAS AND 155 TATERS.
I WAS JUST ABOUT TO COMMENT THIS DAMN
WAIT WAIT PLEASE LET ME GO, I'M DOING SOMETHING
"BALLAS, DRIVE BY INCOMING"
"QUIT STUFFING YOUR MFING MOUTH!"
I'll have two 9 month-olds, a large 9 month-old, a 6 month-old with extra dip, a 7 month-old, two 45 week-olds, one with cheese, and a large soda.
And what will it be for you?
More like 4 Fried Chickens and a Coke.
Bone collector
*your bones included
That is one giant dog. Is it a specific breed or...?
Pretty sure its a Pitbull, not sure why its so huge, but that just makes me wanna give em a hug.
Doesn’t look like a pitbull. More like American Bully XL. Mostly by the shape of the mouth. It can be also American Bully Extreme, although it’s not an official breed. It’s definitely a bully breed, but I don’t think it’s pitbull.
Yeah Im pretty sure that's it, I love that he looks like jabba the dog
So a pitbull.
No? Pitbulls are a distinct breed, they are smaller
And crave the flesh of the weak and infirm
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It’s not. It was this way, but it’s not for decades. Pitbull is recognized as a separate breed. Name of group of breeds is “Bully”. In many countries where pitbulls are banned different bully breeds are not, although American Bully XL usually is as well. It was breed to eliminate pitbull’s aggression, but it was a failed attempt. Different “member” of bully breeds that is not banned, for example, and calling it pitbull would be very rude (because they are nowhere near as dangerous as pitbulls), is English Stafford.
Fucked up looking pitbull bro they ain't this big
As the other guy said, definitely not a pit. I agree, look like American bully XL. Properly raised and cared for and they’re sweethearts
A woman just got killed by two last weekend here, I'm sure she would've been fine had she fed them a bit more!
Look bro, I’m not sure what political message you got in mind, but I know my experience well. I don’t own one, but I’ve got several friends with them and they’re great. So… maybe stfu instead of trying to be hateful? I was just trying to give an opinion on the dog breed. Jesus.
You can't call a whole breed sweethearts when people get regularly killed by them, it's not political at all
I’m not even gonna try and argue either way. I don’t care enough. Please google actual statistics on deaths by dog breed and the actual struggles with recording that data. Are you English or something?? I literally don’t hear bad things about bullies. Pit bulls? All the fukin time but bullies? Not around here. I don’t even see them listed in the top 10 and yes there is a difference between. After looking into it online, the most I can find is English articles talking about it and few and far between actual research articles
It's because they're a new breed derived from pit bulls and similar dogs. There hasn't been much time for scientific research, but early indications based on a number of serious attacks aren't good.
They're number 1 in the UK, 50% of fatal attacks. Maybe there aren't many where you live.
Could you send me a link to that? Every figure I find says something different. The most consistent I see is 11 deaths recorded since 2021 but give no added details as to where or who. Other articles give a few names and examples but that’s it, and every single one of them only draw from public sources. Not a single extensive research article to be had, and this smells like fear mongering.
Wikipedia with stats: https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/List_of_fatal_dog_attacks_in_the_United_Kingdom#:~:text=Between%202021%20and%202023%2C%20around,muzzle%20in%20England%20and%20Wales. The UK government website: https://www.gov.uk/government/news/ban-on-unregistered-xl-bully-dogs-now-in-force#:~:text=The%20decision%20was%20made%20following,many%20of%20these%20tragic%20attacks. It's not fear mongering, they've been banned for a reason
I do know the UK banned them last year for being dangerous. Take it up with the UK prime minister. I'm sure he is educated and has plenty of people researching before making a nation-wide ban plan on the breed https://x.com/RishiSunak/status/1702630698178236756?t=__mA1K3NnX_AsTYfd3YGWQ&s=19
What? The UK? Look, the US is a shithole, but the UK is like our little friend we high five every time we punish a poor person…. I mean, the UK? They’d never make a rushed uninformed decision….
British man here. Reading your comment made me laugh
Yes because you are the bigger expert out of the two....forgot every Redditor armed with AI and Google search is now a doctor, lawyer, psychologist, animal expert, super hero, social justice warrior, and god. Carry on, badass!
I think they may be training them to harm people in the UK because they don't have guns. My friends have had bull dogs my whole life and have never seen one be aggressive twords anyone. Now if they are trained for protection that's a totally different story.... Any dog can be made into a monster!
That’s true, however I don’t want to discount the English experience. The truth is that my anecdotal experience with XL’s and bullies has been more positive than with bull dogs (still a different breed) and Pit Bulls especially. I’d really have to see some real research to feel like this is anything other than fear mongering.
I know exactly what you mean. Have a great day!
Careful there's a large number of people on reddit who think pits exist to solely eat babies.
Don't be silly. There aren't enough babies to satiete all of them.
lotta of people have been mixing mastiff breeds with bulldogs/pitbulls to create absolute unit of dogs.
Lockjaw is that you?
I was looking for a comment like this.
This only takes affect a few minutes after the toddler feast.
Nah that's nāzgul the flesh collector, he only feasts on the blood of other pitbulls and criminals
When he wants to play, you better fucking play.
Keep him fed AT ALL COSTS
Devourer of babies
I'd name him chonk.
Shitbull XL
Looks like a irl Lockjaw from Inhumans.
If you wish to beg for your lives, the mighty Jabba will now hear your pleas.
Chaos: Defender of children
Defender/consumer
"Princess" would be the consumer
Depending on if it's after/before lunch time
Just imagine this absolute mass of meat decided he didnt like you or your dog and just went ape.
I steal the dog, is my dog now
Good luck with that bro💀
That is a big boi
Guys, I don’t know but I think that’s a dog
He needs to go for a walk.
this dog can crack skulls like hickory nuts
What FEV does to a MF.
poor thing, having a morbidly obese dog isn't cute or quirky, it's animal abuse
Daisy the orphanage destroyer
No longer the eater of babies but now children.
r/AbsoluteUnits
Swallower of Heads, aka the Maw
He looks like a 40 level in-game companion .
😑How?
1/3 heads of cerberus, the other 2 must be untied to revive him
When will it maul the children?
It’s the Mug root beer dog
I think the dog is normal sized, it's the girl that's tiny.
There's a fly that lands on head at 0:05s. Assuming the average house fly is about 5-7mm and that the grain size of the carpet (given that the stair railings appear to be from 1970's vintage) in comparison to his paw... I can deduce... absolutely nothing.
When it barks it knocks down trees
Dog named Bonecrusher:
The best of bois
Is he named Cupcake or Destroyer? God, I hope it's Destroyer.
CHONK
Yeah this is my dog Brick, he doesn't bite, but that's just because he's full
Destroyer of galaxies, caretaker of all children and rival of cupcake
An actual pumpkin
Bro would eat my fridge
Looks like a gentle giant.
He a good chonk
Good doggie
Ain't that Lockjaw from Marvel?
Lockjaw!
There is no Dana, only ZUUL!
He looks like he's ready to fetch some souls and cuddle them.
Planet eater
2X PIMPY 3X BAPE PIMPY son OPP PIMPY son OPP
Sprinkles lookin’ mighty fine
It’s the Lorax change my mind
It's a zhool
BEEG boye
Can he teleport?
The future is going to look very strange.
Dawgs hobbies consist of eating children and other pets
Aka chonky
Jabba the Hutt in dog form!
Looks like a chinese lion
Bro whats he using all that head for
Skull cracker: The Hero of Toddlers
Pitbull named Princess after eating the whole damn orphanage
The Devourer of Children
*Pitbull named Karanak, the Hound of Vengeance:*
Observer? More like eater/devourer of souls
What’s that one massive teleporting mutant dog from marvel? That.
HUGE
He looks so fucking huggable. I'm not a toddler, so I'm sage from whatever meme you wanna throw at me
Princess, The Eater of Souls
The ANNIALATER OF TOODLERS
That is the rarely seen Mega Pit Bull. Right now, he’s it in the mood for bones…anyone’s that is.
Dudes block head is wider than the chicks whole body frame
Caseoh Doggyfied
Bape
Chunkiest of chunks, devourer of worlds
You mean "Cupcake"?
Looks like a cuddly lap-dog to me!
Dog looks slow
I want to hug him.
I want to hug him.
She does look like willa from John Carter
Winston Churchill lol
Man he CHONKEY
#CHONK
This is like the dog version The Face of Bo.
Can the poor thing even breathe? Sorry, but I would call this animal abuse. Would you let your kid get this fat?
Princess wouldn't hurt a fly🥰🥰
Put a tuning fork between his eyes; we found our MCU Lockjaw
It’s big bro
Man that is a content dog
Not gonna' lie bro looks like Oogway if Oogway was a dog
They just a baby
Chonky boi
YOOOOOOO YOU KNOW THAT ONE MEME…
Absolute giant of a gentleman.
Cupcake: the child consumer
That a massive pit bull... bite your throat clean out
You know that's gotta be the biggest sweetheart ever. It's probably just a big Ole baby❤️
This is so cute 🥺🥰
Certified big man
Ultimate Good Boy
Idk why he looks like the kindest soul in the world
I love em
Dat is a velvet hippo
Biggest boy