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Revulshine

Dog named pumkin pie


A_villain4all

Absolute UNIT


Auraspecter270

The Perfect Battle Mount For The Southern.


Yamm0th

That's a total Squash


Master-Cranberry5934

i’ll have two number 9s, a number 9 large, a number 6 with extra dip, a number 7, two number 45s, one with cheese, and a large soda.


ilike_beanz

Nah he would have the whole damn restaurant


Basically-Boring

I’ll have a double triple bossy deluxe on a raft, 4x4 animal style, extra shingles with a shimmy and a squeeze, light axle grease, make it cry, burn it and let it swim.


BigDawgTony

We serve food here, sir.


Sexy_Seaweed_69_420

55 BURGERS 55 FRIES 55 TACOS 55 PIES 55 COKES 100 TATER TOTS 100 PIZZA 100 TENDERS 100 MEATBALLS 100 COFFEES 55 WINGS 55 SHAKES 55 PANCAKES 55 PASTAS 55 PASTAS AND 155 TATERS.


BettaBorn

I WAS JUST ABOUT TO COMMENT THIS DAMN


HGMIV926

WAIT WAIT PLEASE LET ME GO, I'M DOING SOMETHING


Informal_Command_104

"BALLAS, DRIVE BY INCOMING"


Biggus-Nickus

"QUIT STUFFING YOUR MFING MOUTH!"


Nochnichtvergeben

I'll have two 9 month-olds, a large 9 month-old, a 6 month-old with extra dip, a 7 month-old, two 45 week-olds, one with cheese, and a large soda.


Ready_Ticket_1762

And what will it be for you?


theitgrunt

More like 4 Fried Chickens and a Coke.


UKz_hellfire_1999

Bone collector


imawizard7bis

*your bones included


stravbej

That is one giant dog. Is it a specific breed or...?


Cave_in_32

Pretty sure its a Pitbull, not sure why its so huge, but that just makes me wanna give em a hug.


Kayteqq

Doesn’t look like a pitbull. More like American Bully XL. Mostly by the shape of the mouth. It can be also American Bully Extreme, although it’s not an official breed. It’s definitely a bully breed, but I don’t think it’s pitbull.


creepyuncleron

Yeah Im pretty sure that's it, I love that he looks like jabba the dog


Angry_Crusader_Boi

So a pitbull.


Kayteqq

No? Pitbulls are a distinct breed, they are smaller


Frosted_Foxes62

And crave the flesh of the weak and infirm


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Kayteqq

It’s not. It was this way, but it’s not for decades. Pitbull is recognized as a separate breed. Name of group of breeds is “Bully”. In many countries where pitbulls are banned different bully breeds are not, although American Bully XL usually is as well. It was breed to eliminate pitbull’s aggression, but it was a failed attempt. Different “member” of bully breeds that is not banned, for example, and calling it pitbull would be very rude (because they are nowhere near as dangerous as pitbulls), is English Stafford.


VoTBBB

Fucked up looking pitbull bro they ain't this big


Machizadek

As the other guy said, definitely not a pit. I agree, look like American bully XL. Properly raised and cared for and they’re sweethearts


DontYouWantMeBebe

A woman just got killed by two last weekend here, I'm sure she would've been fine had she fed them a bit more!


Machizadek

Look bro, I’m not sure what political message you got in mind, but I know my experience well. I don’t own one, but I’ve got several friends with them and they’re great. So… maybe stfu instead of trying to be hateful? I was just trying to give an opinion on the dog breed. Jesus.


DontYouWantMeBebe

You can't call a whole breed sweethearts when people get regularly killed by them, it's not political at all


Machizadek

I’m not even gonna try and argue either way. I don’t care enough. Please google actual statistics on deaths by dog breed and the actual struggles with recording that data. Are you English or something?? I literally don’t hear bad things about bullies. Pit bulls? All the fukin time but bullies? Not around here. I don’t even see them listed in the top 10 and yes there is a difference between. After looking into it online, the most I can find is English articles talking about it and few and far between actual research articles


allozzieadventures

It's because they're a new breed derived from pit bulls and similar dogs. There hasn't been much time for scientific research, but early indications based on a number of serious attacks aren't good.


DontYouWantMeBebe

They're number 1 in the UK, 50% of fatal attacks. Maybe there aren't many where you live.


Machizadek

Could you send me a link to that? Every figure I find says something different. The most consistent I see is 11 deaths recorded since 2021 but give no added details as to where or who. Other articles give a few names and examples but that’s it, and every single one of them only draw from public sources. Not a single extensive research article to be had, and this smells like fear mongering.


DontYouWantMeBebe

Wikipedia with stats: https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/List_of_fatal_dog_attacks_in_the_United_Kingdom#:~:text=Between%202021%20and%202023%2C%20around,muzzle%20in%20England%20and%20Wales. The UK government website: https://www.gov.uk/government/news/ban-on-unregistered-xl-bully-dogs-now-in-force#:~:text=The%20decision%20was%20made%20following,many%20of%20these%20tragic%20attacks. It's not fear mongering, they've been banned for a reason


StrykerXion

I do know the UK banned them last year for being dangerous. Take it up with the UK prime minister. I'm sure he is educated and has plenty of people researching before making a nation-wide ban plan on the breed https://x.com/RishiSunak/status/1702630698178236756?t=__mA1K3NnX_AsTYfd3YGWQ&s=19


Machizadek

What? The UK? Look, the US is a shithole, but the UK is like our little friend we high five every time we punish a poor person…. I mean, the UK? They’d never make a rushed uninformed decision….


Fatal_Feathers

British man here. Reading your comment made me laugh


StrykerXion

Yes because you are the bigger expert out of the two....forgot every Redditor armed with AI and Google search is now a doctor, lawyer, psychologist, animal expert, super hero, social justice warrior, and god. Carry on, badass!


Toblogan

I think they may be training them to harm people in the UK because they don't have guns. My friends have had bull dogs my whole life and have never seen one be aggressive twords anyone. Now if they are trained for protection that's a totally different story.... Any dog can be made into a monster!


Machizadek

That’s true, however I don’t want to discount the English experience. The truth is that my anecdotal experience with XL’s and bullies has been more positive than with bull dogs (still a different breed) and Pit Bulls especially. I’d really have to see some real research to feel like this is anything other than fear mongering.


Toblogan

I know exactly what you mean. Have a great day!


GekiKudo

Careful there's a large number of people on reddit who think pits exist to solely eat babies.


Not_A_Toaster426

Don't be silly. There aren't enough babies to satiete all of them.


Amigobear

lotta of people have been mixing mastiff breeds with bulldogs/pitbulls to create absolute unit of dogs.


derteeje

Lockjaw is that you?


Lord-Scorp

I was looking for a comment like this.


Cripetalek

This only takes affect a few minutes after the toddler feast.


Apprehensive_Part102

Nah that's nāzgul the flesh collector, he only feasts on the blood of other pitbulls and criminals


Fluke97

When he wants to play, you better fucking play.


EEE3EEElol

Keep him fed AT ALL COSTS


Infshadows

Devourer of babies


spaghetti_outlaw

I'd name him chonk.


VeryResponsibleMan

Shitbull XL


AgentDaxis

Looks like a irl Lockjaw from Inhumans.


Uncle_Burney

If you wish to beg for your lives, the mighty Jabba will now hear your pleas.


Some_Routine9283

Chaos: Defender of children


MurgleMcGurgle

Defender/consumer


Some_Routine9283

"Princess" would be the consumer


newclearfactory

Depending on if it's after/before lunch time


Space_Extra

Just imagine this absolute mass of meat decided he didnt like you or your dog and just went ape.


Basically-Boring

I steal the dog, is my dog now


AmoebaSwimming8402

Good luck with that bro💀


Fragrant-Address9043

That is a big boi


Professional_Care371

Guys, I don’t know but I think that’s a dog


SubHuman559

He needs to go for a walk.


Toaster_Tisha

this dog can crack skulls like hickory nuts


Yams3262

What FEV does to a MF.


Zytches

poor thing, having a morbidly obese dog isn't cute or quirky, it's animal abuse


[deleted]

Daisy the orphanage destroyer


TheForkInTheSoup

No longer the eater of babies but now children.


bigblackkittie

r/AbsoluteUnits


Puckwallow

Swallower of Heads, aka the Maw


OccasionallyReddit

He looks like a 40 level in-game companion .


BOXERVSEIBLE

😑How?


Mojave_riot_328

1/3 heads of cerberus, the other 2 must be untied to revive him


thebigautismo

When will it maul the children?


Ferrum_Freakshow

It’s the Mug root beer dog


Ready_Ticket_1762

I think the dog is normal sized, it's the girl that's tiny.


friedwidth

There's a fly that lands on head at 0:05s. Assuming the average house fly is about 5-7mm and that the grain size of the carpet (given that the stair railings appear to be from 1970's vintage) in comparison to his paw... I can deduce... absolutely nothing.


IceFireTerry

When it barks it knocks down trees


DietDrBleach

Dog named Bonecrusher:


Raziel419

The best of bois


Leon_Cronqvist

Is he named Cupcake or Destroyer? God, I hope it's Destroyer.


Murky_Highlight_2437

CHONK


A_Noob1738

Yeah this is my dog Brick, he doesn't bite, but that's just because he's full


Fair_Goose_6497

Destroyer of galaxies, caretaker of all children and rival of cupcake


9Epicman1

An actual pumpkin


S1L3NCE_2008

Bro would eat my fridge


LittleG0d

Looks like a gentle giant.


av7654321

He a good chonk


JzaTiger

Good doggie


MrMidnightMan99

Ain't that Lockjaw from Marvel?


go_faster1

Lockjaw!


Business-Emu-6923

There is no Dana, only ZUUL!


Kinky_Autistic

He looks like he's ready to fetch some souls and cuddle them.


CleverHoovyMan

Planet eater


Farguad

2X PIMPY 3X BAPE PIMPY son OPP PIMPY son OPP


TheEgg41

Sprinkles lookin’ mighty fine


Dry-Raspberry5390

It’s the Lorax change my mind


St0n3ycam88

It's a zhool


Koridiace

BEEG boye


abbyland2201

Can he teleport?


ilkikuinthadik

The future is going to look very strange.


SmallbuthonestSinner

Dawgs hobbies consist of eating children and other pets


Important-Pen-7398

Aka chonky


No-Walk-9615

Jabba the Hutt in dog form!


Coldwater_Odin

Looks like a chinese lion


SparrowWingYT

Bro whats he using all that head for


Disco_Janusz40

Skull cracker: The Hero of Toddlers


gamingfreak50

Pitbull named Princess after eating the whole damn orphanage


NekoMango

The Devourer of Children


Zengjia

*Pitbull named Karanak, the Hound of Vengeance:*


Rough_Revolution855

Observer? More like eater/devourer of souls


DeeJay353

What’s that one massive teleporting mutant dog from marvel? That.


De_Boesjes

HUGE


Gabrialofreddit

He looks so fucking huggable. I'm not a toddler, so I'm sage from whatever meme you wanna throw at me


Darmanix

Princess, The Eater of Souls


Tricky-Line6646

The ANNIALATER OF TOODLERS


Annimaru

That is the rarely seen Mega Pit Bull. Right now, he’s it in the mood for bones…anyone’s that is.


BustyOgre

Dudes block head is wider than the chicks whole body frame


Hikaru_The_Asian

Caseoh Doggyfied


TheDifferenceServer

Bape


monke_brain_

Chunkiest of chunks, devourer of worlds


Outlaw0028

You mean "Cupcake"?


Nerdn1

Looks like a cuddly lap-dog to me!


DreamzOfRally

Dog looks slow


Red4297

I want to hug him.


Red4297

I want to hug him.


Sudden-Category944

She does look like willa from John Carter


Big_Tap_1561

Winston Churchill lol


Beneficial_Shake6976

Man he CHONKEY


SocialistCoconut

#CHONK


LNViber

This is like the dog version The Face of Bo.


Working_Ad_4650

Can the poor thing even breathe? Sorry, but I would call this animal abuse. Would you let your kid get this fat?


MV_cuber

Princess wouldn't hurt a fly🥰🥰


swatson7856

Put a tuning fork between his eyes; we found our MCU Lockjaw


kalkranl

It’s big bro


[deleted]

Man that is a content dog


Vast-Pilot-5585

Not gonna' lie bro looks like Oogway if Oogway was a dog


bruhlol6934

They just a baby


Golden-ennard

Chonky boi


OrangeRevolutionary7

YOOOOOOO YOU KNOW THAT ONE MEME…


PossiblyOppossums

Absolute giant of a gentleman.


goofy_ahhhhhhhhhhh

Cupcake: the child consumer


Responsible_Orange26

That a massive pit bull... bite your throat clean out


Pawpaw-z71

You know that's gotta be the biggest sweetheart ever. It's probably just a big Ole baby❤️


Swordslover

This is so cute 🥺🥰


That_one_BG3_fan

Certified big man


TPClaire4444

Ultimate Good Boy


shoopin_day

Idk why he looks like the kindest soul in the world


pizza_tower_fan

I love em


meetsheela

Dat is a velvet hippo


Hotdog_Man_01

Biggest boy