The one I remember from my childhood is
>Joy to the world, 'cause Barney's dead.
>We barbecued his head!
>Who cares about the body?
>We flushed it down the potty.
>And around and around it goes,
>And around and around it goes
And I don't remember how it resolves.
There's also one about the studio burning down, but I don't remember the words.
Mine was
"I love you, You love me
Let's go out and kill Barney
With a chainsaw, let's cut through his stupid head
Now let's dance because he's dead"
Edit: Also 'Barney is on fire'
Tch, you need other people, I just need my hands Because the most dangerous type of person is an drunken pissed off scotsman that knows kung fu, I’m just Scottish
[Why do you think he’s been getting so built?](https://www.reddit.com/r/Bossfight/comments/vtfxej/slamasaurchadsavior_of_the_dinosaursking_of/?utm_source=share&utm_medium=ios_app&utm_name=iossmf)
My hands...
With which I will turn the thermostat down to 16°C or less, if possible. Let's see how your mesothermic body stands against my superior homeothermic body!
Beat him unconscious with a huge dildo from Saints Row and then keep him as my ~~sex slave,~~ sorry, my ~~sex slave,~~ sorry, my ~~sex slave,~~ sorry, my *personal* sex slave.
Standing here, I realize you were
Just like me trying to make history.
But who's to judge the right from wrong.
When our guard is down I think we'll both agree.
That violence breeds violence.
But in the end it has to be this way.
I've curved my own path, you've followed your wrath;
But maybe we're both the same.
The world has turned, and so many have burned.
But nobody is to blame.
It's tearing across this barren wasted land.
I feel new life could be born beneath
The blood stained sand.
ill use love.
Ill love him so much he doesn't wanna fight me thwn ill be his friends for years, slowly but surely putting him under my control. Then I'll emotionally abuse him for a month. I'll buy stuff for him everyday judt to force him to pay it all back in a single day. I'll make him feel like nobody else in the world matters except me. I'll spread rumors about him, causing everyone to stay away from him, causing him to need me even more. Then one day, I'll just vanish, leaving him with nobody. By this time he'd have lost most of his perfect physique and he'll be body shammed constantly. He'll eventually lose it. Then I'll go back to his house and put a rope at his doorstep. he'll think its a mesage from a higher being, he'll think even the gods think he's worthless. Finally, causing him to end his life bu hanging. He'll do it wrong and end up choking slowly instead of breaking his neck instantly. This will be his final regret.
Judging by his musculature and the possible strength of his hide, I'd use buckshot, .300 Winchester, or 7mm. Then I would proceed to harvest his hide and consume the meat - after cooking it up first - for my hypothetical family. If it doesn't work, however, I'd probably go with at least a 50 caliber round.
Children.
the scariest thingy of them all
Younglings
Plot twist: he calls in Anakin
this made me laugh, take my damn upvote
A tasty snack, will make a nice distraction
r/cursedcomments
I have put it there.
Yes.
Orphans
Maybe.
Crap. I made the same joke, then saw this. Screw it, I'm leaving it up. Congrats on beating me to it.
No one else a boat or down vote this it must stay at this number it must stay at 69
I had the same word in mind
Barney is a dinosaur from our imagination, stick a shotgun up his nose and call it education
Nice one
call it detonation*
Call it decapitation*
deformation*
Demonstration*
If this goes to r/cursedcomments can I be in the screenshot?
[I got you](https://www.reddit.com/r/cursedcomments/comments/wspp1j/cursed_barney_theme/?utm_medium=android_app&utm_source=share)
Thanks
You use light mode....
yes, I'm more comfortable with it, my phone is almost always at like 15-30% brightness, so its easier to see the light mode
Redditors when I send them to the shadow realm (they suddenly started to like light mode):
Funniest shit I've seen in a while
The one I remember from my childhood is >Joy to the world, 'cause Barney's dead. >We barbecued his head! >Who cares about the body? >We flushed it down the potty. >And around and around it goes, >And around and around it goes And I don't remember how it resolves. There's also one about the studio burning down, but I don't remember the words.
Mine was "I love you, You love me Let's go out and kill Barney With a chainsaw, let's cut through his stupid head Now let's dance because he's dead" Edit: Also 'Barney is on fire'
Mine was almost like this it was I hate you, you hate me Let's team up and kill barney And I don't remember the rest but there was burning down school
I always hear stick a pencil up his arse and he died from constipation
that is genius
Barney is a dinosaur with a blown up nose Whenever he sneezes blood goes on our faces 🥰
It just doesn’t have the same ring to it
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Ayayayayaya
(INTENSE BASE DROP)
r/unexpectedjojo
Tch, you need other people, I just need my hands Because the most dangerous type of person is an drunken pissed off scotsman that knows kung fu, I’m just Scottish
What about a Scotsman with explosives
Demoman from tf2
Shush before I die from an asma attack laughing too much
I was referring to one using there bare hands
Asteroid
[Why do you think he’s been getting so built?](https://www.reddit.com/r/Bossfight/comments/vtfxej/slamasaurchadsavior_of_the_dinosaursking_of/?utm_source=share&utm_medium=ios_app&utm_name=iossmf)
Expecting a Rick roll, was genuinely suprised
Barney: “I managed to survive the first one, but I don’t thing I’m going to this time
Indominus Rex
r/beatmetoit
My hands... With which I will turn the thermostat down to 16°C or less, if possible. Let's see how your mesothermic body stands against my superior homeothermic body!
Did you just call your body gay?
no, he called his body hot
Nah he called his bod his homie.
Self love
No, he called his body 60% lighter fluid
selfcest
The best kind of cest!
happy cake day
As an introverted aroace, this is approved
Self gay
Hey come on man its 2022 they aren't mutually exclusive
Is there a difference?
¿Por qué no los dos?
Homeothermic is warm blooded... as in the organism can regulate it's body temperature
I know what it means. However, homeo
Oh... so you knew what it meant... In which case, do continue
Mmm, no. It's nap time
K...
If you’re doing it like that then it should be homo but in other cases —> Homosapien
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Why not just use a fridge with an ice dispenser
... I was making a nerdy joke, but I'm fine with this too
I like you you’re funny
Heh, homo
Barneymachines, son
Making the mother of all omelets here Gee101010, can't fret over every egg! 💥👊🏼💥
*Standing here, I realize* *You were just like me, we're a happy family*
Played college ball ya know. Coulda gone pro if I hadn't joined the navy
Taxes.
Tax evasion is a crime vergil Its an OBLIGATION!
His power is derived from the happy family, so divorce.
I Will Hug Him
WE WILL WIN WITH THE POWER OF FRIENDSHIP
The True Ending
Porn addiction.
How are you going to fight a buff humanoid T. rex with porn addiction?
Sex
Cum
Cock
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That's just a cloaca
gonna break this before it goes any further
Like breaking the mind? Like ahegao?
break the chain
Cussy
A Cross and a holy hand grenade
the bible.
I pray for a deus ex machina
oh everytime you kill him he multiplies
use more gun
And if that don't work... Wait a second
Then a keyblade, split him into 2 beings and he ain't multiplying when he ain't complete
*Xehanort has entered the chat*
Beat him unconscious with a huge dildo from Saints Row and then keep him as my ~~sex slave,~~ sorry, my ~~sex slave,~~ sorry, my ~~sex slave,~~ sorry, my *personal* sex slave.
Then just make home wish he was dead
Atom bomb, just deintegrate it
With you
the hardest choices require the strongest wills
57 leaf clover and a fking ukulele
Two daggers. I'll definitely die but at least I'd get to feel like a cool assassin.
Nanomachines, they harden in responce to phisical trauma
Standing here, I realize you were Just like me trying to make history. But who's to judge the right from wrong. When our guard is down I think we'll both agree. That violence breeds violence. But in the end it has to be this way. I've curved my own path, you've followed your wrath; But maybe we're both the same. The world has turned, and so many have burned. But nobody is to blame. It's tearing across this barren wasted land. I feel new life could be born beneath The blood stained sand.
you're supposed to spell physical with a 'y'
I love you You love me Let’s go out and kill Barney With a great big shot Barney is on the floor No more Barney the dinosaur
When barney doesn't want to be friends with you
Flaemthrowmer
Hans holt den Flammenwerfer
That's my little brothers lock screen wallpaper
Shaggy
Be careful summoning Him. If He uses more than 0.1% of His full power, there won't be an Earth left for us to enjoy without the threat of Buff Barney.
Throw kids at him
I flex you, you flex me Let's go out and flex at barney
I choose a spoon.
only a spoonful
*Pulls out comically large spoon*
I would do what they did: https://youtu.be/AZYErjxUqyE
Doom Slayer sword
Anti protein shake
The children didn't love him back, so this is what became of him.
He's from our imagination so a teleporter to a place that kills imagination some type of horrible hybrid between college and the DMV
ill use love. Ill love him so much he doesn't wanna fight me thwn ill be his friends for years, slowly but surely putting him under my control. Then I'll emotionally abuse him for a month. I'll buy stuff for him everyday judt to force him to pay it all back in a single day. I'll make him feel like nobody else in the world matters except me. I'll spread rumors about him, causing everyone to stay away from him, causing him to need me even more. Then one day, I'll just vanish, leaving him with nobody. By this time he'd have lost most of his perfect physique and he'll be body shammed constantly. He'll eventually lose it. Then I'll go back to his house and put a rope at his doorstep. he'll think its a mesage from a higher being, he'll think even the gods think he's worthless. Finally, causing him to end his life bu hanging. He'll do it wrong and end up choking slowly instead of breaking his neck instantly. This will be his final regret.
Emotional Damage
any weapon from r/itemshop
Elmo
Judging by his musculature and the possible strength of his hide, I'd use buckshot, .300 Winchester, or 7mm. Then I would proceed to harvest his hide and consume the meat - after cooking it up first - for my hypothetical family. If it doesn't work, however, I'd probably go with at least a 50 caliber round.
Sexual abuse allegations
The holy mackerel
Scottish claymore. Powerful enough to cut a man in half or behead a horse. So he's getting one or both of those
An asteroid. …too soon?
Volcano hand
Guns
A 4x4
A bunch of children willing to be his friend
TACTICAL NUKE INCOMING!!!!
Simple! *proceeds to perform the ritual* Now, I can summon characters from fictional worlds! Who do y’all want to help fight?
Gimme a glock put us back in '99 and call me schlatt
If this isn't posted every single damn day, are you even on r/bossfight?
So muscular but no penis 😭
The only way to win is to take a shotgun and precisely shoot your brains out
White flag of surrender aint no way im killing barney the destroyer
you traitor! you were meant to destroy him, not join him!
the backyardagains in riot gear
The power of Christ. That is the only thing that has a chance to beat this beast.
My ⅛ inch dick
A fucking minegun
A mallet Smash his shiny teeth in so he swallow them
a minigun that shoots rockets
20 MM vulcan minigun (6000 rpm setting)
The greatest enemy of every meat filled organism alive: Gordon Ramsey
I will become my imaginary superhero and completely kick his ass
My dick
Was he neutered?
An glass of water.
Nothing. Dinosaurs can't survive on the earth’s oxygen levels. Poor guy would just die
My equally impressive physique. Oh? You’re approaching me, Barney?
A honda civic
Children would be my weapon. That’ll keep him fed while escape.
"Wake the fuck up godzilla we need you"
Some mutated plant that shoots peas out of a machine gun
Restraining order
My dick
Someone else. Someone else is my weapon.
Chris Pratt I choose you!
Lube
Chuck Norris.
My weapon is a clone of him
A belt
Is mayonnaise a weapon?
My hog.
Deez
My friend kevin
Taxes
Infinity gauntlet, I’ll snap that fucker in no time
your mom
Sperm
dildo nunchuck
Big, FUCKING, GUN
A fork and a knife put the knife through his brain takes a scoop and eat his brain
anime. anime shall be my weapon;
A condom
My friend kevin
Glizzy
Minigun
Barney bag.
A small child