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UnableAd4323

My bet is on KV-Man, 152mm Communism Launcher is too powerful for donald duck to fight


Dooriman

Ah yes, the Russian death fridge wins for obvious reasons


pros2701

Need an ak to make it even more russian


DubThisGamer

And the adidas tracksuit


pros2701

Yes with vodka for hydration


Cadaver1776

The engine is already vodka cooled.


Professional_Joke854

Hold up what if it misses?


pros2701

It can't it will do a 180 and hit the target


JlMATHl

Dude but Donald got the ass destroyer


iamaCODnuke

But he got no range. The Russian Death Fridge's Mortar round will destroy Donald Destroyer before he can get close


SPRITECRANNBERYY

Provided that it still even works


eatmahanus

If it can turn fast enough


MrMustached

r/suddenlycommunist


Glitch_Squid_beep

Ah yes Vodka at all times


[deleted]

Well, if that helmet buckles, the dudes head isn't going to be attached anymore. Plus the recoil from the cannon would be enough to knock you off your feet, thus making any aiming impossible.


Weeb_With_a_Hoodie

The ducks arms will just be blown off, he has no armor on them


[deleted]

gimmie a $20 on the ass destroyer


Tight-Environment104

50 on the tank man


Piksqu

Same, 50 on tank man


FLOOR_GANG420

i say tank man. he has armor. chain saws aren’t always the best against metal and my man has a fucking canon. he’d blast donald away


Trainman1351

I believe that is a KV-2 turret mock-up. I doubt the chainsaw will do any real damage to some hard Stalinium


FLOOR_GANG420

so tank man wins?


The_Challenges

Stalinium is unharmed by most weapons thrown at it so yes tank man wins


FLOOR_GANG420

less goo


ProtoBacon82

*ALL** weapons


heavy_metal_soldier

That's a KV2 turret High chance he'll miss. My money goes to Donald "ass destroyer" duck


Denis_expertul

Even with bad accuracy, at the distance required for donald to attack, not even a KV-2 can miss


West-Objective-6567

$99999999999 ok as destroyer how much ammo can tank man hold all ass destroyer has to do is wait for a reload


mrgeek2000

I’ll take 100 for ass destroyer


TheCatBarked

I’m with ass destroyer.


JamesAfton

I am betting 100 on Donald the vengeful


iamaCODnuke

30 on Comrade KV


JamesAfton

1000 on Donald the vengeful


iamaCODnuke

1001 on Comrade KV


JamesAfton

1,000,000,000 On Donald the vengeful


iamaCODnuke

1000,000,001 on Comrade KV


JamesAfton

Infinity on Donald the vengeful


iamaCODnuke

Infinity +1 on Comrade KV


DarthTyranus98

The tankhead can shoot the ass destroyer


Rexbob44

But ass destroyer can destroy his ass.


Xennon54

First he has to saw through with 60 mm of pure Stalinium, good luck with that


Rexbob44

As long as there is an ass behind that, ass destroyer will rapidly turn it into mincemeat.


Ogurasyn

Does he even have ass?


Rexbob44

Yes he does but not for long.


Beneficial-Share-970

Does tank head have an ass?


throwaway83970

Stronk Soviet tenk, made of pure Stalinium, powered by the souls of the Proletariats sacrificed to the Glorious Revolution, fueled by the tears of rage of its enemies, with shells guided to their targets by the ghost of Josef Stalin himself reaching up from the depths of Hell. The often imitated, never duplicated, KV-2 mech.


uaaaaaaaa

fck Stalin


realbanana030

Yay stalin


uaaaaaaaa

Death to all bolsheviks


Magical_Potat0e

tanks don’t have asses, easy win


JamesAfton

They do have exhaust pipes


Magical_Potat0e

You make a good point, I’m still betting on him tho


JamesAfton

But Donald has cartoon logic on his side


Magical_Potat0e

Oh…… well that changes things


JamesAfton

He also has the body of Chuck Norris right now


JamesAfton

The tank would also make him slower while Donald will be fast is a classic cartoon


Magical_Potat0e

The tank has bones made of tungsten


JamesAfton

No The tank is an armor like Iron Man


Federicoluna2

Gimme a 100$ on the tank kid


meme-o-matic151

Prepare to lose money


Dependent-Touch5084

i am betting 19.99$ on the duck with the sword


mallowdestroyer

19 dollar Fortnite card


Dependent-Touch5084

for who?


OkIndependence5735

Just for the eyes peeking out of the tank I’m going with the tank man


A_man_of_Rhun

Russian death fridge man has my two schmeckles.


AwfullyTimedHumor

Tankman has armor so 100 on him


Churroskindofguy

If tank head has an ass, then my money is on the ass destroyer


[deleted]

Big turret kv wins ez


Canadian_Wendigo

My bet is on Donald. Because if tank man misses how is he going to reload?


_Johaness_Beaumann

Plus he'd be top heavy, he would most likely just fall over and blow himself up.


Canadian_Wendigo

God dammit take my upvote!


_Johaness_Beaumann

💥 That's tank man.


AmAzingAAr0n

What does he shoot tho


ollie_omega

Ass destroyer gonna divide 106 into 53


throwaway83970

Ngl, both of these are awesome. I got the Idiocracy reference


Abe_corp

That's just a new episode of chainsawman


OkResearch8822

The KV-2 noob cannon . 💀


AgentArabian

Who would win Guy who destroys ass A mini-mini tank


AnotherRedditor6900

My bets on the guy with a damn tank strapped to his head. Lol


Helweg_gaming

My bet is on the human tank


trsahtalker2000

Once the tank man shoots hes dead but if he hits its a tie so 10 on both


[deleted]

Not sure. But Donald's weapon name is a bit intimidating...


Crafty-Series-1160

Why does he look like cherno-alpha from pacific rim but upgraded


OwnManufacturer4384

he does look like cherno


Germanspud

first dude cross playing as a clash royal (Dark Night).


NoxImperatorum

Ah, Y Nakajima's Donald Duck figure from their Post-Apocalypse Disneyland series.


JamesAfton

Tank man or Donald the vengeful


CaptainMoonunitsxPry

Depends on terrain, at range the 106 can snipe the ass destroyer, but the ass destroyer would wreck in melee.


[deleted]

The clash of clans cannon level 69


Dramatic-Ad-2947

60 on ass destroyer


Thy_Councillor

Mad duck donnie


definitelynotscp173

Tank 106: he can blow up Featherface before he gets close enough to use his weirdly named chainsaw.


Umbertron05

Ass destroyer


Major-Cover6718

Daffy


Dave_the_Bladedancer

Bruh hows that dinky saw gonna cut through 6 inches of reinforced plate?


Ogurasyn

The man in a tank suit, since he has no ass


MaiqueCaraio

The Tenk can definitely destroy the ass destroyer, he has armor and fuckn gun


[deleted]

New clash Royale card leaked


[deleted]

Stalin’s fridge.


Wolffire_88

I'll bet 25 on Ass Destroyer


RemarkablePoet6622

10 bucks on the second one


fatwap

panzermensch wins easy wait no the chainsaw is the legendary ass destroyer... idk im not betting, too close


KnGod

Sir SherMan the destroyer of tirants


MIKEY_VEE123youandME

when you max out your level in kingdom heart


tsmakatpbob

Tank-Man has this in the bag, considering he lacks an ass


kakyoin_de_gamer

Miitopia tank in a nutshell


Not_the_chosen_one_7

$100 on, tank nazi the true füher.


[deleted]

Tank dude, definitely.


Xionce_the_Guardian

250 on tank man


Unable-Ad116

O no this kv7tankman


DecayedWolf1987

I’m going with Mad Mallard.


Story_tellin_yungstr

Naw ass destroyer always wins against a 106 mm cannon


Mr_oyster_27

tankman


Imafurrydontjuge

The first guy in the picture must be a tank class


slayery2k

I'm putting 20 on Tank-face the lesser of two evils. Ass Destroyer is a special kind of nightmare fuel.


Ashmega8256

Yeah I'm betting a dollar on tank man and a dollar on chainsaw duck


Vivid_Appeal3986

Tank guy is too heavy and would tip over. Ducks winning this one.


Vivid_Appeal3986

60 bucks on ass destroyer


[deleted]

Ass destroyer looks straight out of Payday 2 or Borderlands.


tankdood1

Tank man


Xennon54

KV-2Man can blast the Ass Destroyers ass from 15+ km away so he wins by default


FoxGamingmc

$20 on Tank man, he’s a fucking tank


EdgyKitro

I'm voting Panzermann


AbsoultMMA

That one bounced!


Lockheart_Hero

I would vote Tank Man, but if he gets knocked over, it's game over. However, should he get some good shots, Donald will lose...... I think I'll abstain from this one


AGamingGuy

Stalin's Fridge sure the cannon has ass fire-rate, but boy does it hit hard, and the range advantage also metal armor is resistant against chainsaws you are putting a late mid-game boss against an early mid-game boss, what do you expect


makz_ammo

Donald duck the big fuck, because the kv suits limiting and ddtbf probably has the same skills as mad max


xOneManCRW

100 on the human tank.


Tethilia

Cannonose


The_RussianBias

A tankman can beat a dude holding a chainsaw


Operative427

KV2 man, If he lands the first shot, cause he's gunna be knocked on his ass by the recoil, then will be easy pickings for a chainsaw


Redacted_leo

Donald Fuck


Ahem122

KV-MAN #106 has my vote.


CommunismNotStanky13

Tank man is on my list


Nice-Habit-8545

You see ivan why spend money on tank? When you can become tank. Is genius


[deleted]

tank


Known-Switch-2241

150mm of pure russian bias always wins againts a duck, am I right War Thunder players?


Valirys-Reinhald

Depends, is the refrigerator Russian?


Atomaurus

Tank head, everytime


Syn_Contamino531

The first photo reminds me of Gunner MK.2 Armor.


[deleted]

DD with the ass destroyer chainsaw, mobile, deadly, very effective.


PranceFemboy

Fucking Donald with the ass destroyer


Chikibrikiboi

The Tank Dude.


Jubulus

Nice Miitopia tank class refrence


f7x4

Ass destroyer could find a gap in tank man's armor and destroy his ass


The_Challenges

The 155mm communism launcher will surely annihilate Donald the Ass Destroyer


Ok_Experience_6877

My money is on the Russian attack fridge man even in human form I think a kv will win against a duck with a chainsaw


Annual-Following1372

Definitely the first one


DOOP1221

Donald has Disney on his side, I vote him


Shileka

We need to see tankface's butt armor before we can correctly judge this


DragonOfMadness

Cpt. panzer


Gathoblaster

20 bucks on Donald Doom


flare_dud

KV-2 Russian Tank man


master_pingu1

you guys don't understand, as soon as tank man fires his gun the recoil will snap his neck before the shell impacts donald, killing him first.


DanSavagegamesYT

First image. Diep.io in a nutshell


The_Great_Weegee

KV-man. KV-2's HE shells can literally make smaller tanks explode even without any damage to the ammo rack, and you put an ass destroyer in front of him? "What's left of Donald's body will be buried in a soup can!" - demoman tf2 (probably)


Independent-Bell6080

I identify as Tanksexual.


crusaderxader

Kv-man by far


Ed3nthetransgirl

The kv 2 fo sho


Canral

Donald, the lower center of gravity will allow him to get in close before tank head can get him.


[deleted]

Donald, because the recoil from that gun would send him flying with his lower spine disconnected from his upper spine. Donald just has to not get hit and he can go destroy some ass.


HappySpam

I've played enough online tank combat games to know that KV2 always wins.


[deleted]

Tankboi versus Chainsaw Duck Man. Round One...FIGHT!


Montagneincorner0

KV-man is going to blow Donald to smithereens, no shit Donald wins


[deleted]

It’s always been Donald, Destroyer of Ass.


ProtoBacon82

Donald duck cannot survive a 152 mm HE shell


Necessary_Double_902

My bet is on gods bet


No-Cardiologist4582

That depends on what sort of ammunition death fridge has


SirJacob100

Their battle collapses the multiverse.


afkvalid

tanker 3000n8


Important-Switch-379

Donald because he is in a cartoon made for kids so he basically isn’t allowed to die so it can stay rated “E for everyone”


Forsaken-Squash4376

2nd one can go over and shred that tank (knowledge from a stupid person)


Substantial_Egg_4835

Donald the destroyer is my bet


SorcererOfDooDoo

Unit 106: they have no ass to destroy.


[deleted]

I'm going for the Tank


Glitch_Squid_beep

Tank


VoidgamesYT

Donald duck is a creation that rivals my own


Spongy_Noob

The tank man vs dukman


AnalystFormer9448

Tank head is definitely my bet.


FinnMartialTheDog

Donald the Destroyerrrrr


Advancedarmidilo

Donald the dungeater has the ass destroyer do probably him


KatwithaKinit_yee

The Tank's shooting attack probably has knockback, and Donald Duck doesn't have a primary weapon, only a melee, so the knockback should keep him away.


LerKoil

Tank Man


Fortunate_boy

My life savings on the legendary ASS DESTROYER


Fork_Master

Ain’t that first one from Miitopia?


redheadsonamyfan

Tank head would win


Kinway-2006

Taniks mk.9, dude always comes back


Maleficent_Mix_1913

Donald could never penetrate that armor


unamedprotogen

Doom Donald duck


Rattfink45

What’s the terrain. No cover tank Man. Heavily obscured Ass Destroying Donald.


neonbambi_yt

You know what I'm betting on the Hellbringer aka the tank


[deleted]

My bets on post apocalyptic Donald, he looks like he could kick ass


DKCR3

Definitely Ass Destroyer. His chainsaw can cut right through KV-Man’s armor.


bidoner

Donald is Alex hotline miami 2


gay-butler

Ass destroyer... i may know why hes named that...


Professional_Joke854

106$ on Communist Fridge of Doom


wolverine_553

my bet is on the soviet kv-2 tank man


user00969

Ass destroyer