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They're still arguing about whether or not Alain Côté's goal in the 1987 NHL playoffs against the Montreal Canadiens was rightfully overturned and their arguments are pretty heated, they quit talking to each other for several days every time
Classic case of upside down and backwards only achievable by a cross-eyed surgeon working solely with the only digits Our Lord and Savior gave them. Pinkies.
Hey! We still wear those in Hawaii. And fyi, “puka” means hole, and refers to the hole in the middle of the shell, which makes it easy to string them into bracelets and necklaces.
Edit: They were big on the mainland in the mid-1970s.
Nah, they popularized them for the next generation. When I was in grade school we made puka necklaces with a hole punch and egg cartons because the art teacher wanted us to make a fun thing to wear. They were really popular at that time, back in 1983.
And even earlier if you lived in a “surfing” area. (I’m from Cocoa Beach). Boys & girls in my middle school class were wearing pukka shell necklaces we got at Ron Jon in 1974!
Uni-boob. This happens with wide set breasts. Probably on top of the muscle, and high profile implants.
Source: I have wide set breasts and I worked at a plastic surgeons office.
I’ve seen the uniboob before, it’s just the nipples that are throwing me off. They look impossibility far apart. I’d really love to see a before to see what the nipples looked like prior to implants.
She probably has something [like “east/west” boobs.](https://cdn.shopify.com/s/files/1/0305/6249/files/BreastShapeDictionary_3adec415-30c9-4b55-ac97-3fee19d5603d.jpg?v=1686177705)
The doc probably told her they could fix it with implants (not possible) and they performed this monstrosity.
What about wide set breasts makes this more likely? Do you mean a wider space between the breasts or wide shaped?
Curious about this one because ive never seen anything like it. She looks like a small lean lady, i wouldve just assumed the implants were over wide for her frame.
I think wide-set breasts refers to the space between the breasts, and her implants weren’t put in to accommodate for that. Inferring from the comment above, putting the implants under the muscle/using lower-profile implants might have avoided this look.
Yeah I was wondering the same. I am not educated on this topic whatsoever but I thought that with your breast being further apart the chances of tissue growing inbetween them, causing a uni-boob, would be smaller.
So some people with wide set breasts that consider surgery (like I have and I like did) want to fill in that gap and may opt to chose implants that are far too wide and larger than the breast pocket. I had self measured at home and came into my first appointment saying I wanted implants that were 14-15cm in width and over 450cc and my surgeon said absolutely not. My breast tissue would not accommodate anything larger that 11.5cm and 330cc was the max that my skin and breast pocket would hold. So yes, I still have a gap in between my breast but it’s natural to my shape. There is no way I would have a natural result if I had gone wider and I would have risked all sorts of complications by doing so.
I know. I think this is fixable and she with some time should be able to get smaller implants that will fit her tight top skin. I hope she’s okay any surgery is clearly painful and no one deserves this kind of treatment.
This makes sense. I was wondering what her Before looked like, since this seems like a very natural size (obviously it doesn’t look natural). I was wondering if she was trying to fix asymmetrical boobs but the “uniboob” due to not having enough skin sounds likely.
How horrible!
My guess based on her body type and the pull on her skin she had very small boobs. Like A cup. They should have just given her b Cups. It’s way too big on her. I just pray it’s fake for her sake lol.
So poor surgical technique (the single pocket "uniboob") and very poor implant selection - minimal breast tissue, then fairly high profile implants placed over the muscle in a poorly made pocket, leading them to move medially, and the normal breast tissue to end up substantially laterally to the implants.
This is what surgeons get sued for
That poor girl was probably devastated after realizing what her so called Dr did to her. No one should have to go through this crap. I hope she got it fixed.
How does this even happen medically. Did a rush of saline happen to the center and kind of bulge up first?!?!
As well this looks like a medical photo that the doc takes of front, side, side pics for a medical chart.
How did this get on the internet. Yikes. I’d die if I was in the internet like this.
I'm not an expert in any way but I have seen a lot of Botched (the tv program) and the uniboob is something that unfortunately happens sometimes. I believe it's because they gave her implants that are too big for the breast pockets, which therefore can make the skin in between the breasts lift. It's not that easy to fix but hopefully it should be possible with an experienced plastic surgeon. They will have to give her smaller implants and then secure the skin back down. It's not that easy to form the two breast pockets again though and there is no guarantee that it will hold. Very sad!
What I think is even more odd though, is how her nipples are almost in her armpits. It's not uncommon for nipples to point a little outward and breast enlargement can definitely make this more prominent, but to this degree?! This is not acceptable! Absolutely not a skilled surgeon, if it even was a certified surgeon which I highly doubt.
And like you said; it's very odd that this photo (which seems to be from the surgeon's portfolio) is on the internet. I simply wouldn't believe that they are showcasing their work, because there is absolutely nothing to be proud of. Maybe the woman in the photo got the picture and posted it somewhere to seek advice? That's my best guess.
A rush of saline?? You realise that the implants were already filled before being put in? Or did you think they just injected saline straight into the body without implants? Unless you're saying they added the saline after the implants were put in. But even then, the implants are usually half filled already, so they wouldn't just balloon up in one direction, they would slowly fill.
I love how one day I can consider surgery open this and suddenly just be like it can be worse. I feel like this could have turned out better with patience and obviously a better surgeon. She needs to have the skin stretch slowly and her nipples look like that because they are so pushed out they went sideways I can only guess. I feel sorry for her her body is beautiful and having more on top looks better even in this pic you can see- if you (try) ignore the issues. Poor woman. The pain and problems. I am genuinely sorry this ever happens.
Poor girl...is there any info about how the procedure went that wrong? Obviously a bad case of symmastia but I'm just wondering if they didn't make the pocket correctly or what...
The crease in the middle seems like this could be a Photoshop job, also in the center of the right breast there appears to be some pixels kind of off in a circle. It could just be the poor quality photo, but I'm leaning towards fake.
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Her nipples aren't speaking to each other currently
\*Jack, I want you to draw me like one of your French chameleons.\*
\*Jack holds up a sketch of Marty Feldman
Omfg- that comment just made me do a weird laugh I don’t think I’ve ever heard before 😛 L’ed literally OL…and weirdly:)👍
Omg 😱 I spit out my drink and choked a little!
I’ve never done this before but here’s the ol poor man’s award 🏆 You’re king of the world🫡
They're still arguing about whether or not Alain Côté's goal in the 1987 NHL playoffs against the Montreal Canadiens was rightfully overturned and their arguments are pretty heated, they quit talking to each other for several days every time
I think they moved on to the 2003 Stanley Cup goal/overturned goal now.
They will never talk to each other again, that's for sure
They might be able to someday, but it’ll never be like it used to
Oh, they'll meet again. But the meeting will take place on her back.
My hatred for Scott Stevens supersedes my appreciation for Patrick Elias.
Yo fuck Scott stevens! Right there with you!
And....here we go !
They're seeing other people
They do have joint custody of the chest though
Hell they aren't even in the same zip code
Nip code
Fuckin nice!
Her nipples look like the awkward groups of girls and boys at a middle school dance.
They are social distancing
😂
The other one is on the other side of the international date line
Classic case of upside down and backwards only achievable by a cross-eyed surgeon working solely with the only digits Our Lord and Savior gave them. Pinkies.
Lol
So hot..
The pukka necklace clearly puts this crime scene photo between 2001 and 2004, and that makes all the sense in the world.
NOT THE PUKA SHELL NECKLACE 😂🤣😂 a true artifact
My 15 y/0 BIL wears one and we told him to stop immediately.
Hey! We still wear those in Hawaii. And fyi, “puka” means hole, and refers to the hole in the middle of the shell, which makes it easy to string them into bracelets and necklaces. Edit: They were big on the mainland in the mid-1970s.
They were big on the mainland in the early 2000s. I think NSynch and Backstreet Boys made them popular.
Nah, they popularized them for the next generation. When I was in grade school we made puka necklaces with a hole punch and egg cartons because the art teacher wanted us to make a fun thing to wear. They were really popular at that time, back in 1983.
I can only assume they’ve been popular in the islands much, much longer than that.
That’s interesting. So is it correct to refer to them as puka shell necklaces or is it like saying 'chai tea'? Asking as a linguist in training
We say “puka (POO-kah) shell.” It’s like saying “hole in shell.” As opposed to saying the taxonomic name of the critter, I guess.
And even earlier if you lived in a “surfing” area. (I’m from Cocoa Beach). Boys & girls in my middle school class were wearing pukka shell necklaces we got at Ron Jon in 1974!
Same in Australia. They come out every summer.
Yup along with the belly button ring!
They’re cowry shells
Oh my that poor woman
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Lmfao take my fucking upvote
I didn’t need to choke on my tongue today, but here you are, making sure it happened anyway.
🤣🤣🤣
They can fix this right?? I feel sorry for her she’s got a nice body and she wanted a bit more on top.
Of course they can. They just need to take the implants out and give her new ones in a better position.
They’ll have to cut apart the skin in the middle. That can’t be good.
I think they have to kinda create new pockets with a capsularrophy. I’m not a PS, but this the worst I’ve seen around.
They’ll most likely remove it though incisions near the under boob fold or the axilla.
Complications like this have a chance of reoccurring so it might not be that simple.
Just tattoo new nipples so you have two on both boobies
In both senses. Because someone with more money would have gotten a better boob job.
Dude. Is this real? It can’t be real.
Uni-boob. This happens with wide set breasts. Probably on top of the muscle, and high profile implants. Source: I have wide set breasts and I worked at a plastic surgeons office.
I’ve seen the uniboob before, it’s just the nipples that are throwing me off. They look impossibility far apart. I’d really love to see a before to see what the nipples looked like prior to implants.
She probably has something [like “east/west” boobs.](https://cdn.shopify.com/s/files/1/0305/6249/files/BreastShapeDictionary_3adec415-30c9-4b55-ac97-3fee19d5603d.jpg?v=1686177705) The doc probably told her they could fix it with implants (not possible) and they performed this monstrosity.
Summer boobs. :(
Summer boobs. Some are here, some are there haha.
What about wide set breasts makes this more likely? Do you mean a wider space between the breasts or wide shaped? Curious about this one because ive never seen anything like it. She looks like a small lean lady, i wouldve just assumed the implants were over wide for her frame.
I think wide-set breasts refers to the space between the breasts, and her implants weren’t put in to accommodate for that. Inferring from the comment above, putting the implants under the muscle/using lower-profile implants might have avoided this look.
Yeah I was wondering the same. I am not educated on this topic whatsoever but I thought that with your breast being further apart the chances of tissue growing inbetween them, causing a uni-boob, would be smaller.
So some people with wide set breasts that consider surgery (like I have and I like did) want to fill in that gap and may opt to chose implants that are far too wide and larger than the breast pocket. I had self measured at home and came into my first appointment saying I wanted implants that were 14-15cm in width and over 450cc and my surgeon said absolutely not. My breast tissue would not accommodate anything larger that 11.5cm and 330cc was the max that my skin and breast pocket would hold. So yes, I still have a gap in between my breast but it’s natural to my shape. There is no way I would have a natural result if I had gone wider and I would have risked all sorts of complications by doing so.
No, it is photoshop.
no it’s not. this is a very old pic. at least 20 years old. it called “loafing”
Up here Michael! These are the last time you’ll ever see these!
spring break! whoooo!
That’s the third nipple I’ve seen today
Don't Look Up!
Finally some actual botched surgery and not just too much filler!
Right?!
This poor lady. I hope she was able to get this fixed 🥺
I know. I think this is fixable and she with some time should be able to get smaller implants that will fit her tight top skin. I hope she’s okay any surgery is clearly painful and no one deserves this kind of treatment.
Agree, I hope she got a revision. If left botched for too long it can be crazy damaging for the psyche.
OMG.... that cannot be the 'finished' look?! Nipples pointing different directions and a mono-boob. The poor lady!
No way!
Both ways
Remind me of Martin Feldman
Fuck
Ok. So now, THAT is botched.
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I showed my husband and he said "well if she's cross eyed that's great"
My husband came back with “the hammerhead of bad boob jobs”
She may not be cross eyed but her doctor certainly was. What ‘professional’ looked at this and said, “Yeah. Nailed it.” ???
Her boobs are like chameleon eyes! That CAN'T be on purpose, can it??
Well that doctor has never done this before. And should never do it again.
It should be illegal to do this to somebody how can a doctor look at this after and think that this is ok??
waiver + paycheck
It looks like it hurt
I would like to know what the before like… is it super weirdly spread to begin with?
She probably had super wide spaced breasts
That's criminal. That poor woman!
Awe that's sad 😔
You will look me in the eye while I’m talking to you!
Looks like she’s way too skinny and didn’t have enough skin for the size implants she got. Sad.
This makes sense. I was wondering what her Before looked like, since this seems like a very natural size (obviously it doesn’t look natural). I was wondering if she was trying to fix asymmetrical boobs but the “uniboob” due to not having enough skin sounds likely. How horrible!
My guess based on her body type and the pull on her skin she had very small boobs. Like A cup. They should have just given her b Cups. It’s way too big on her. I just pray it’s fake for her sake lol.
I wonder if they put them under the muscle and enlarged the breast pocket a little if that would help?
I think it woulda looked funny even if it was done well because she’s so small.
Infinitit
What in cookie monster's eyes is this
If I wake up from surgery and see this is what happened to my boobs, I would fudge up the doctor
You can say “fuck” here. Especially here.
Lol I would fuck him up
Looks like Steve Buscemis eyes
Always research and make sure to go to certified plastic surgeons, not cosmetic surgeons (or worse). This ^ is why. Poor girl.
That cannot be real. 😳😳😳
This has to be fake. Please, tell me it's fake.
to protect my sanity, i'm gonna pretend it is
Bet she gets great reception.
I’m over here deceased at these comments, but this one SENT MEEEE like no other 💀💀💀
They’re doing mitosis
[She must’ve breast fed this guy](https://tenor.com/wr8Q.gif)
Holy shit I am fucking DYING ☠️🪦 I was scrolling hoping for this gif and you did not disappoint my friend
A+ post for your happy cake day
It's like diddy Kong looking both ways or two coconuts
How did they even manage to make her nipple face outwards so much?
Ngl, I'd like to see a follow up "fixed" picture
That’s really sad and the surgeon should be banned from practicing.
Now that's a lawsuit
Was this posted on the surgeon’s website?? Like, promoting this work? 😵💫
Never let them know your next move
Reminds me when you bake two bread buns too close together.
Oh wow that’s unfortunate
i feel so bad for laughing.. i hope she can get it fixed that’s terrible
Hawaiian sweet rolls.
Fuck! This botched job should be a crime, that poor woman!
Someone butchered that poor girl.
That's a new version of the side-boob...
How does someone fuck up *this* badly
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Poor girl 😭
I cant imagine her normal breasts could possibly be worse than this… love yourself ladies
So poor surgical technique (the single pocket "uniboob") and very poor implant selection - minimal breast tissue, then fairly high profile implants placed over the muscle in a poorly made pocket, leading them to move medially, and the normal breast tissue to end up substantially laterally to the implants. This is what surgeons get sued for
I hope that picture is for a lawsuit.
Omg that poor woman!
Poor woman
Ugh I feel like when she was laying on the table the doctor just looked around and said "Well close enough."
I can only say, malpractice lawsuit.
That poor girl was probably devastated after realizing what her so called Dr did to her. No one should have to go through this crap. I hope she got it fixed.
So sad, I hope she can get this fixed. I wish women knew how much we love small boobs.
How does this even happen medically. Did a rush of saline happen to the center and kind of bulge up first?!?! As well this looks like a medical photo that the doc takes of front, side, side pics for a medical chart. How did this get on the internet. Yikes. I’d die if I was in the internet like this.
I'm not an expert in any way but I have seen a lot of Botched (the tv program) and the uniboob is something that unfortunately happens sometimes. I believe it's because they gave her implants that are too big for the breast pockets, which therefore can make the skin in between the breasts lift. It's not that easy to fix but hopefully it should be possible with an experienced plastic surgeon. They will have to give her smaller implants and then secure the skin back down. It's not that easy to form the two breast pockets again though and there is no guarantee that it will hold. Very sad! What I think is even more odd though, is how her nipples are almost in her armpits. It's not uncommon for nipples to point a little outward and breast enlargement can definitely make this more prominent, but to this degree?! This is not acceptable! Absolutely not a skilled surgeon, if it even was a certified surgeon which I highly doubt. And like you said; it's very odd that this photo (which seems to be from the surgeon's portfolio) is on the internet. I simply wouldn't believe that they are showcasing their work, because there is absolutely nothing to be proud of. Maybe the woman in the photo got the picture and posted it somewhere to seek advice? That's my best guess.
A rush of saline?? You realise that the implants were already filled before being put in? Or did you think they just injected saline straight into the body without implants? Unless you're saying they added the saline after the implants were put in. But even then, the implants are usually half filled already, so they wouldn't just balloon up in one direction, they would slowly fill.
Yes, meant semi filled when placed and continued to be filled. My brain is just trying to figure out the logistics of this.
Uniboob
Am I going to hell for laughing at this?
how does this happen?
WHICH WAY ARE THEY LOOKING?!
Yes.
That looks insanely painful
Jesus christ... literally everything that could be wrong is wrong...
lawsuit.
No one deserves to be botched like that, that is truly terrible work.
I love how one day I can consider surgery open this and suddenly just be like it can be worse. I feel like this could have turned out better with patience and obviously a better surgeon. She needs to have the skin stretch slowly and her nipples look like that because they are so pushed out they went sideways I can only guess. I feel sorry for her her body is beautiful and having more on top looks better even in this pic you can see- if you (try) ignore the issues. Poor woman. The pain and problems. I am genuinely sorry this ever happens.
When your babies are twins but they hate each other
Holy shit. I feel bad for her!
Poor girl...is there any info about how the procedure went that wrong? Obviously a bad case of symmastia but I'm just wondering if they didn't make the pocket correctly or what...
Oof! This poor woman!
Oh no. This has got to be photo shopped.
Looks like cell mitosis
"i know i'm very thin and probably don't have the room or breast shape for big implants. put them in anyway!"
Aw man:( that's awful
Is that what happens when you have a completely flat chest and get huge implants?
She also has the uniboob along with the distant nipples. Geezus.
These are the funniest boobs I’ve ever seen.
The surgeon was cross-eyed.
She had the Marty Feldman special for her boobjobs
That’s a Skyrim body if I’ve ever seen one
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Yesss, hmmm...I see.. my differential diagnosis is Boobensis Homerus Simpsonii
Her nips are taking a break from each other 😭
The crease in the middle seems like this could be a Photoshop job, also in the center of the right breast there appears to be some pixels kind of off in a circle. It could just be the poor quality photo, but I'm leaning towards fake.
Ones hunting ones fishing
That right there is a lefty and a righty.
Tijuana special?
"Job's done, boss"
I got areolas, in different area codes …
*Area Codes*
Perfect for nursing twins
It’s giving The Simpsons eyes
Known in some circles as the Marty Feldman.
Her boobs are trying to get the hell away from each other.
Is that called the Chameleon look?
Looks to be about 3:45
That is the chameleon procedure. Just wait till it changes colors 🤣
Oh, the doctor messed up and switched the right from the left.
Molecule shaped
I’m getting serious Homer Simpson vibes.
Is that kitty from arrested development?
[Not sure I see the problem](https://i.pinimg.com/originals/85/98/c3/8598c324577bb18c1c7be0b01354059c.gif)
Would still play with😂🤣🤣
Honestly, how am I supposed to jerk off to that???
To infinity and beyond look ass titties
No fucking way this is real
Mournful tits
She’s just letting us know it’s cold in both directions 🥶