Imagine getting killed by a used dildo hitting you in the head at 200mph

“At least I didnt get killed by a diddler” -people who have just been killed by non-sexual debris.

hey I'd be fine going out with a bang

You'd be well and truly fucked.

I found my next DnD character. Everyone, I would like to introduce you to my Rogue, Dildo character: Willy!

Home destroyed :( Dildo found :)

At least there’s a silver ribbed lining

We should have stopped with Sharknado.

I might watch dicknado. Dildos killing people? Not bad.

What would it even be rated. Is that a snuff film or a peep show?

I guess people in tornado alley will have to bolt down their gun safes *AND* their sex toy box from now on.

So the chancea of getting impaled by a used dildo being flung by a tornado is not 0, got it

Free, at last!

[https://x.com/sharkwe3k/status/1785364478575419781?s=46](https://x.com/sharkwe3k/status/1785364478575419781?s=46)

Tornado giving a flying fk

So... tornadoes technically suck dicks?

I've been wondering where my toy went...

"Silly Mr. Tornado, that's not how you grill a hotdog!"

Should have put it somewhere safe.

If my apartment complex gets hit I can only hope everything is flung as far as possible from ground zero. 😅

It really shows the totality of life