Its a thing with some types of hentai to do an Xray shot to show how far in the dick is, most animators seem to thing getting your tip into her uterus is normal
This is unironically how the Fate/ franchise was born.
"Shagging petite woman King Arthur is nice and all, but tell us more about the ritualistic battle royale between mages who summon memetic embodiments of historical characters to fight eachother!"
The porn bits are admittedly stupid and hilariously badly-written, but I kinda missed them after the newer releases/adaptations went all-ages. At least they made sense.
Old version:
- Saber needs mana.
- Mage semen has mana.
- Saber and Shirou have sex.
Problem solved, on with the plot.
New version:
- Saber needs mana.
- We need to somehow remove part of Shirou's Magic Circuits that basically act as a second nervous system and graft them onto her.
- This is said to permanently reduce Shirou's power, but that never comes up again and Shirou's abilities work the exact same way they did before.
- This somehow involves connecting them to the point where Shirou gets astral projected into her soul (?), where a CGI dragon eats his arm (??).
Problem... solved?
The hentai origin is written all over a bunch of the early adaptations. At least the newer ones are a bit better. Went to look at three wiki once for something and was rather shocked at some of the descriptions and events.
Yeah, that's an instant "nevermind" on those videos. Like, even if you could go throught the anime cervix and into the anime uterus, now you just have no tightness on your tip? So it's both painful and less pleasurable? What's even the point?
its a not uncommon trope for hentai.
You know how guys with big dicks will bump the cervix during sex, hentai decided to take it further and said we'll fuck her directly in her womb.
I gotchu.
I'll leave this as an open invitation for the morbidly curious.
EDIT: All tickets have been addressed and this invitation is now closed. If I have to type "giant soul eating vagina" a 10th time, google is going to call my mom and tell on me. It's on efukt.
There's a random cave painting of a single voluptuous female figure in some random cave. It's obviously made by some caveman dude jacking it off to the crude drawing instead of having sex. This has always been us.
I love this so much because being a person with both a cervix and general muscular rigidity, I know the exact searing pain of having something enter my cervix and I can say from experience that that feeling has absolutely no relation to a orgasm. 🤦🏼
For clarification: when I say “something enter my cervix” I’m referring to the insertion of an iud by my obgyn. So tiny. So flexible. Yet, the cervix has to be “opened” to put it up there and by golly that’s just not nice.
>cervix sounding
In hindsight I suppose I’m not surprised that this is a thing that some people are into, but somehow that has not made learning of its existence any less horrifying
Honestly I feel bad for the handful of guys big enough to cause problems. Society built them up their whole lives, only to be torn down at the moment of truth.
*At least* he’s only a hundred years behind
Given the recent Arizona debacle, it could very unfortunately be worse. Even with the successful appeal they’ll still have to wait for it to kick in.
Hmmm…I’m sure there were plenty of people long before that who knew better. Whatever select group of rich white men peddled that falsehood until that time is not representative of the history of women’s bodily awareness.
I’m just gonna point out that the cervix isn’t exactly a part of the anatomy that you learn the details about directly from actual sexual intercourse.
No one has ever said “Damn, look at the cervix on that girl!” or “I find her most physically attractive feature to be her cervix!”
Sooo, I'm a guy. During particularly kinky times, I've had the chance to look at a cervix "doing it's thing".
A penis is not going to fit under normal circumstances.
And I would assume that most women are okay with their OB-GYN and their own baby being the only people who enter or leave there.
Oh by no means am I saying that this dude understands what a cervix is or how it works, just that it’s not exactly something that someone would fully understand from sexual activity.
Also, now I can only picture you with one of those miner helmet head lamps on in the bedroom lol
A lamp was actually being used.
Re your initial argument. Assuming some average penis size and experience from having intercourse, including a partner complaining about "being too deep", you might be able to conclude that only the vagina is a place you're supposed to be.
Yeah, I just meant it’s not something most people are gonna take away from most sexual experiences. If anything, the above original post is a perfect testament to how bad our sex education classes fail practically everyone.
Hell, this isn’t even the worst thing I’ve ever heard. I’ve heard multiple personal stories, from women I know to random ones on the internet, of young men trying to put it in the poor girls belly button because they actually thought that was where it was supposed to go!
I suppose it depends where you live. Some people would like to ban any sort of sexual education.
When I was a kid, I was a book worm, and knew about all the stuff long before it was part of any class curriculum.
I personally felt like that was a place better left untouched. I know us guys feel the need to put our dicks everywhere as a demonstration of love, but this was not it.
No, but as a young man first getting intimate with women I learned "Ow! You are hitting my cervix." - which is me humblebragging about my dick size.
And later when I was with a woman who enjoyed fisting I got literal first hand experience of how things were built in there.
Guys: the cervix is a hard, sligthly protruding "sphincter"-like thing that does not open. It has a tiny orifice at the center, like a millimeter or two in diameter.
And not to add insult to injury, but this wouldn’t be Reddit if I did not remind everyone that the unaroused vagina is very shallow.
So to everyone else on Reddit:
Do you think derpy has a massive member or she just wasn’t that into him and was not aroused at all? Ergo, her unaroused vagina positioned her cervix right there for him to injure?
The aroused vagina can be pretty shallow as well. I’ve never had kids and my cervix just naturally sits pretty low and plenty of people can check their IUD strings etc with their fingers - being aroused might give you 4 or 5 extra centimeters. Many (most?) aroused vaginas are still below 5 inches deep. Average penis size being what it is, bonking into a cervix would be pretty common for anyone of average or slightly above average length (and all the time for anyone significantly over average).
Pfft, you can go from not hitting the cervix to bashing that thing just by changing your position! Source: Firsthand experience as a woman and cervix-owner, lol.
Yeah. I was teasing derpy. I didn’t think this was going to get so much response. There are many factors at play. But this is Reddit and not a medical sub
Oh I know, I’m simply saying having sex isn’t like a video game when it comes to the unseen stuff. You don’t go deep, have mentioned pain happen and automatically have an “Achievement Unlocked: You now fully understand what a cervix is and it’s complete function because you touched one with your penis.”
Again, the in depth internal functions of stuff we know is from proper sex education after years of medical research, not sexual experience.
>You don’t go deep, have mentioned pain happen and automatically have an “Achievement Unlocked: You now fully understand what a cervix is and it’s complete function because you touched one with your penis
Literally nothing is like this. Leaning from sex ed is good, but also talking to your partner can also do a lot.
Exactly right that talking to your partner is extremely key, but again, this just proves the point. I’ve heard some women make statements not knowing what even basic parts of their feminine anatomy even does or is called. Likewise, some men as well.
With out proper sexual education, all that communication is going to get you is “I think the god put the baby in there!”, because no one understands the internal stuff of even their own body without that proper education.
>“I think the god put the baby in there!”
I agree that education is important and that sexual education is especially underfunded in the US, but religion isn't the default setting for ignorance.
> No one has ever said “Damn, look at the cervix on that girl!” or “I find her most physically attractive feature to be her cervix!”
Oh I'm 100% sure that *someone* has. Probably the guy at my old job who was buying speculums off eBay and didn't know everything was logged.
It's true no one has ever said "I find the most attractive feature of a woman to be the cervix", but going forward, I will find a way to incorporate that into my conversations. Look at what you've done, and despair.
Hear me out here, but I think that might be cause 99% of the time the cervix isn't visible, and if it is something either went very right, or very very wrong.
Lmfao
I think you and me need to find a third female host and two zany genital shaped puppets and we possibly have the best show ever to remedy this poor sex education problem!!
I would love to, but alas I lack the proper mindset for your three female host setup lol
Edit: I wasn't happy with the phrasing, and was worried about coming off transphobic
That's not the point, maybe I'm misunderstanding the picture of the comment thread, but it looks like the dude is arguing about how it works after already having it explained to him. Not knowing better is one thing, but doubling down when you've been corrected? And being like "no youre wrong, you just don't know your own body because you're all different but that's ok because i do!" Thats insane to me, idk.
Oh no, that’s a hundred percent right, I wasn’t debating that part at all. The dude in the original post definitely is beyond ignorant, being extremely politely educated on it, and then choosing to remain ignorant.
I was just talking about how this shows the importance of sexual education beyond just expecting people to fuck and well, find out lol. Not everything about sex is actually learned by just having sex. There’s a lot of knowledge that is from generations of medical study.
What's funny is that 'Cervix' means "neck" in Latin. It's why it is called the Cervical Vertebrae. So in Latin you'd be saying "Damn look at that neck!"
I don't even understand how you can get here from never having sex. It is clear as day from porn that vaginas do NOT "open up like an umbrella." Like, what??
The umbrella comparison is...a choice, but they do get deeper and wider with arousal. You're not really going to see that in porn, since it's more of a "feel" thing.
I wish. There is porn of cervix penetration. There's porn of everything. Taboo/stupid/dangerous= horny to some people. This is the true reason aliens won't contact us. Because humans will fuck anything.
Oh, absolutely! But personally, I can tell you that in my experience I have never never cum harder than from my pancreas. It's a bit harder to reach, but I swear it will change your life.
That's what happens when you have one of those extra hard, deep orgasms. Your semen turns a little green and the acidity of the bile gives her extra pleasure too.
Cool! Are you one of the [0.3% of women](https://www.healthline.com/health/pregnancy/orgasmic-birth) who can orgasm during labor like [this woman?](https://nypost.com/2022/10/25/i-had-an-orgasm-during-labor-i-didnt-want-it-to-stop/)
see this is why a dick over 7 inches just isn't it..... I mean it may do it for some but the vast majority of us do not enjoy our cervix being slammed..... it fucking hurts
As someone whose vagina has been treated like a sock puppet over the past year (thanks, IVF!) I promise any noise we make from our cervix being touched is NOT from enjoyment.
I'm a man with a basic understanding of female anatomy. That being said, I wouldn't ever pretend to know more than someone who actually has that anatomy nor would I correct them.
There are some things in porn that reveal that the writer is a virgin.
This, which is surprisely common - and when they write how "she felt his warm semen inside her".
I remember being surprised I couldn’t feel it when I first had sex. I honestly thought I peed myself??? Because this chuckle head lasted 2 seconds and said “that’s enough for now” then I was leaking and I was like 15 and raised in a very religious area so I had no sex ed other than period related information. It was not at all what I read about in the filth I used to pick up at the library.
Dude. I clearly remember my cervix “opening up” during my three deliveries. Not pleasant. Not remotely orgasmic. Screaming was involved, but not the sexy kind.
It’s a shame that these people don’t have access to their high quality sex ed anymore, and it’s an even bigger shame that I am no longer able to run a digital taco restaurant
I dated a woman for a couple of years who thought the penis actually went through the cervix into the uterus during sex. She didn’t believe me when I told her that it didn’t. We were both in our 30s at the time. Shocking.
This has to be a troll post.
Although I have heard occasional shit from cis men (I am cis male) at work that makes me have to work really hard at not laughing then asking them if they really, really are that fucking stupid about women and their anatomy.
I blame the pathetic state and close-to-nonexistence of decent sex education in schools brought about by tight-assed repressed kristian krazies.
"If we don't teach kids about sex, they won't have any!" is just about the most mindlessly stupid stance ever.
i can only get off to my cervix being penetrated... by this i mean if you are massive and itll hurt to get fucked by your dick, im staying off of it lmao
Hitting the cervix can be pleasurable for some women, but you shouldn't assume. Some like a slow grind against it, some like getting rammed, others don't like it *at all*. It also depends on where you are in your menstrual cycle. Some days it can be a pleasurable "pressure", other days it feels like being stabbed. Take it slow, ask questions, don't take "ouch" as a signal to go faster/deeper *unless she tells you she likes it that way*
I once had an experience where my ex was doing finger/hand stuff with me and seemed a bit shocked to report that my cervix was partly open. I am assuming it might have had something to do with my monthly cycle... No comment on "uterine orgasms".
I love this so much, it's so stupid, top comment on NotHowGirlsWork rn is "too much hentai" and I concur
Oh suuuure, next you’re going to tell me that you can’t fuck their nipples and that women don’t lactate when they’re aroused!
Also their tongue moves in circular motion doing the helicopter and their eyes start rolling
Was my ex faking....
Let's not forget the ovaries starting twitching and the womb opening up.
It's a uterus, not a uteryou
Seems like good trolling rather than bad braining, to me. How does hentai factor in?
Its a thing with some types of hentai to do an Xray shot to show how far in the dick is, most animators seem to thing getting your tip into her uterus is normal
Oh, *that*. I skip past those parts, that shit is gross. It looks like the cross sectional diagrams of genitals in an anatomy textbook. Blegh.
*I mean...* you're already watching hentai, it seems a bit late to add having standards to the mix ;)
he's a classy hentai enthusiast
A classy man of culture.
Anatomically correct hentai enthusiast
That would make a good username, or a band name... The Classy Hentai Enthusiasts
No pants, top hat.
I have very refined hentai tastes... those tentacles better not be doing anything sketchy!
They wear fine evening gloves, monocles, and speak only the Queen's Plain Sign Language
He's a true ghentailmen
man I just wanna look at some fuckin art titties it's not like the standards are exacting.
Right? I'm watching hentai for the stories /s
You're supposed to watch it for the Christian allegory.
Bible black is not Christian allegory!
It has "Bible" right there in the name!
🤣🤣🤣
Coulda fooled me
This is unironically how the Fate/ franchise was born. "Shagging petite woman King Arthur is nice and all, but tell us more about the ritualistic battle royale between mages who summon memetic embodiments of historical characters to fight eachother!"
The porn bits are admittedly stupid and hilariously badly-written, but I kinda missed them after the newer releases/adaptations went all-ages. At least they made sense. Old version: - Saber needs mana. - Mage semen has mana. - Saber and Shirou have sex. Problem solved, on with the plot. New version: - Saber needs mana. - We need to somehow remove part of Shirou's Magic Circuits that basically act as a second nervous system and graft them onto her. - This is said to permanently reduce Shirou's power, but that never comes up again and Shirou's abilities work the exact same way they did before. - This somehow involves connecting them to the point where Shirou gets astral projected into her soul (?), where a CGI dragon eats his arm (??). Problem... solved?
The hentai origin is written all over a bunch of the early adaptations. At least the newer ones are a bit better. Went to look at three wiki once for something and was rather shocked at some of the descriptions and events.
Were all the cross sections in your anatomy textbook fucking???
He was homeschooled... by his stepmom
Yeah, that's an instant "nevermind" on those videos. Like, even if you could go throught the anime cervix and into the anime uterus, now you just have no tightness on your tip? So it's both painful and less pleasurable? What's even the point?
Only those parts? XD
You watch hentai for the story? A true gentleman.
its a not uncommon trope for hentai. You know how guys with big dicks will bump the cervix during sex, hentai decided to take it further and said we'll fuck her directly in her womb.
it’s incel larping
I doubt it's appropriate to link it here lol, but I have seen a porn video of a penis entering a prolapsed cervix, genuinely
: (
The appropriate response tbf
Oh what a terrible time to be able to read
That is not appropriate to link *ANYWHERE*
I think it should be the new rickroll
I think you should be in jail
Why on earth would you even mention something so disgusting?!!! Pm me the link so I can complain to the CEO of internets.
I gotchu. I'll leave this as an open invitation for the morbidly curious. EDIT: All tickets have been addressed and this invitation is now closed. If I have to type "giant soul eating vagina" a 10th time, google is going to call my mom and tell on me. It's on efukt.
Morbidly curious here. Pls share dm
Not my proudest fap
Yes I too wish to regret having eyes
Was there a tiny GoPro mounted on the shaft?
It's very telling where we're headed as a society when adult men are more likely to be watching cartoon sex than actually having sex.
There's a random cave painting of a single voluptuous female figure in some random cave. It's obviously made by some caveman dude jacking it off to the crude drawing instead of having sex. This has always been us.
Buddy we been doin this shit [since before we even had a society](https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Venus_figurine)
Is it not generally agreed that things like this were more likely children’s dolls and not sexual fetishes?
what a shame that men have to rely on degrading cartoons instead of victimizing real people 😢
Hey now, some of us like watching 2D catgirls *and* have taken biology
Wait so society is slowly turning into an anime?
No.
The best part of uterine orgasms for me is when you rush to the hospital, and they tell you it’s Braxton-Hicks!
I love this so much because being a person with both a cervix and general muscular rigidity, I know the exact searing pain of having something enter my cervix and I can say from experience that that feeling has absolutely no relation to a orgasm. 🤦🏼
For clarification: when I say “something enter my cervix” I’m referring to the insertion of an iud by my obgyn. So tiny. So flexible. Yet, the cervix has to be “opened” to put it up there and by golly that’s just not nice.
Thank you for clarifying, I was genuinely very worried for you regarding the circumstances that would’ve happened in
This is the opinion of every cervix-owner I've known. But I also just learned that cervix sounding is a thing. So I guess there are some dissenters.
Pure masochist behavior holy fuck
As a non cervix haver, mine shriveled up and yeeted itself out reality at the thought of cervix sounding.
>cervix sounding In hindsight I suppose I’m not surprised that this is a thing that some people are into, but somehow that has not made learning of its existence any less horrifying
Well, I’ll give you an upvote friendo, but I promise you, it is angry 😤
Honestly I feel bad for the handful of guys big enough to cause problems. Society built them up their whole lives, only to be torn down at the moment of truth.
People did think the cervix was penetrated during sex until the 1920s, so this guy is literally a hundred years behind.
*At least* he’s only a hundred years behind Given the recent Arizona debacle, it could very unfortunately be worse. Even with the successful appeal they’ll still have to wait for it to kick in.
Wait, what happened in Arizona? Did I miss something?
Hmmm…I’m sure there were plenty of people long before that who knew better. Whatever select group of rich white men peddled that falsehood until that time is not representative of the history of women’s bodily awareness.
It was so accepted at the time that it took x-rays of people having sex to disprove it. You can read about it in Mary Roach's book Bonk.
Tell me you never had sex, without telling me you never had sex.
I’m just gonna point out that the cervix isn’t exactly a part of the anatomy that you learn the details about directly from actual sexual intercourse. No one has ever said “Damn, look at the cervix on that girl!” or “I find her most physically attractive feature to be her cervix!”
Sooo, I'm a guy. During particularly kinky times, I've had the chance to look at a cervix "doing it's thing". A penis is not going to fit under normal circumstances. And I would assume that most women are okay with their OB-GYN and their own baby being the only people who enter or leave there.
Oh by no means am I saying that this dude understands what a cervix is or how it works, just that it’s not exactly something that someone would fully understand from sexual activity. Also, now I can only picture you with one of those miner helmet head lamps on in the bedroom lol
A lamp was actually being used. Re your initial argument. Assuming some average penis size and experience from having intercourse, including a partner complaining about "being too deep", you might be able to conclude that only the vagina is a place you're supposed to be.
Okay so now you have to tell us what you were doing. You *can't* just say all of that and then leave us hanging. That's, like...a crime. I think.
Well, if you want to know what the inside of your partner looks like, then go for it.
I'm with you on this it seems. Always nice to have a look 🤣🤣
I'm going to grab my headlamp next time i head over to my gf's place.
Yeah, I just meant it’s not something most people are gonna take away from most sexual experiences. If anything, the above original post is a perfect testament to how bad our sex education classes fail practically everyone. Hell, this isn’t even the worst thing I’ve ever heard. I’ve heard multiple personal stories, from women I know to random ones on the internet, of young men trying to put it in the poor girls belly button because they actually thought that was where it was supposed to go!
I suppose it depends where you live. Some people would like to ban any sort of sexual education. When I was a kid, I was a book worm, and knew about all the stuff long before it was part of any class curriculum.
I meeeaaan... I have had that chance too, but there's a pretty large gap between "never had sex" and "never used a speculum and lamp during sex" :p
We were young and curious.
>A penis is not going to fit under normal circumstances. Under what circumstances do you believe it *would* fit?
Well, if you're *quick* after the birth of a baby...
Oh no..
It could also work if you have a really really really thin penis.
hung like dry spaghetti looking dick. the Anti-Chode
> A penis is not going to fit under normal circumstances. Lame, get your hegar dilators out
I personally felt like that was a place better left untouched. I know us guys feel the need to put our dicks everywhere as a demonstration of love, but this was not it.
No, but as a young man first getting intimate with women I learned "Ow! You are hitting my cervix." - which is me humblebragging about my dick size. And later when I was with a woman who enjoyed fisting I got literal first hand experience of how things were built in there. Guys: the cervix is a hard, sligthly protruding "sphincter"-like thing that does not open. It has a tiny orifice at the center, like a millimeter or two in diameter.
And not to add insult to injury, but this wouldn’t be Reddit if I did not remind everyone that the unaroused vagina is very shallow. So to everyone else on Reddit: Do you think derpy has a massive member or she just wasn’t that into him and was not aroused at all? Ergo, her unaroused vagina positioned her cervix right there for him to injure?
The aroused vagina can be pretty shallow as well. I’ve never had kids and my cervix just naturally sits pretty low and plenty of people can check their IUD strings etc with their fingers - being aroused might give you 4 or 5 extra centimeters. Many (most?) aroused vaginas are still below 5 inches deep. Average penis size being what it is, bonking into a cervix would be pretty common for anyone of average or slightly above average length (and all the time for anyone significantly over average).
Pfft, you can go from not hitting the cervix to bashing that thing just by changing your position! Source: Firsthand experience as a woman and cervix-owner, lol.
Yeah. I was teasing derpy. I didn’t think this was going to get so much response. There are many factors at play. But this is Reddit and not a medical sub
Well, public forum and all that ;)
Haha! Good one!
I mean, you learn about the cervix pretty early on if you go too deep and have to stop because your partner is now in pain in a not fun way
Oh I know, I’m simply saying having sex isn’t like a video game when it comes to the unseen stuff. You don’t go deep, have mentioned pain happen and automatically have an “Achievement Unlocked: You now fully understand what a cervix is and it’s complete function because you touched one with your penis.” Again, the in depth internal functions of stuff we know is from proper sex education after years of medical research, not sexual experience.
>You don’t go deep, have mentioned pain happen and automatically have an “Achievement Unlocked: You now fully understand what a cervix is and it’s complete function because you touched one with your penis Literally nothing is like this. Leaning from sex ed is good, but also talking to your partner can also do a lot.
Exactly right that talking to your partner is extremely key, but again, this just proves the point. I’ve heard some women make statements not knowing what even basic parts of their feminine anatomy even does or is called. Likewise, some men as well. With out proper sexual education, all that communication is going to get you is “I think the god put the baby in there!”, because no one understands the internal stuff of even their own body without that proper education.
>“I think the god put the baby in there!” I agree that education is important and that sexual education is especially underfunded in the US, but religion isn't the default setting for ignorance.
> No one has ever said “Damn, look at the cervix on that girl!” or “I find her most physically attractive feature to be her cervix!” Oh I'm 100% sure that *someone* has. Probably the guy at my old job who was buying speculums off eBay and didn't know everything was logged.
It's true no one has ever said "I find the most attractive feature of a woman to be the cervix", but going forward, I will find a way to incorporate that into my conversations. Look at what you've done, and despair.
I already am lol Seriously though, your comment just actually made me cry laughing. Thanks, I needed that today!!
Hear me out here, but I think that might be cause 99% of the time the cervix isn't visible, and if it is something either went very right, or very very wrong.
Lmfao I think you and me need to find a third female host and two zany genital shaped puppets and we possibly have the best show ever to remedy this poor sex education problem!!
I would love to, but alas I lack the proper mindset for your three female host setup lol Edit: I wasn't happy with the phrasing, and was worried about coming off transphobic
That's not the point, maybe I'm misunderstanding the picture of the comment thread, but it looks like the dude is arguing about how it works after already having it explained to him. Not knowing better is one thing, but doubling down when you've been corrected? And being like "no youre wrong, you just don't know your own body because you're all different but that's ok because i do!" Thats insane to me, idk.
Oh no, that’s a hundred percent right, I wasn’t debating that part at all. The dude in the original post definitely is beyond ignorant, being extremely politely educated on it, and then choosing to remain ignorant. I was just talking about how this shows the importance of sexual education beyond just expecting people to fuck and well, find out lol. Not everything about sex is actually learned by just having sex. There’s a lot of knowledge that is from generations of medical study.
Zapp Brannigan: "I find the most erotic part of a woman is the cervix."
What's funny is that 'Cervix' means "neck" in Latin. It's why it is called the Cervical Vertebrae. So in Latin you'd be saying "Damn look at that neck!"
I don't even understand how you can get here from never having sex. It is clear as day from porn that vaginas do NOT "open up like an umbrella." Like, what??
General lack of anatomy knowledge? Idk. People on the Internet pretend to know for sure that vaginas "wear out".
The umbrella comparison is...a choice, but they do get deeper and wider with arousal. You're not really going to see that in porn, since it's more of a "feel" thing.
The term usually used is "tenting."
Porn brainrot
I think he is attempting to be satirical.
I really don't think he is.
It's such a stupidly common hentai trope that even I know about it and I have absolutely zero interest in hentai
I wish. There is porn of cervix penetration. There's porn of everything. Taboo/stupid/dangerous= horny to some people. This is the true reason aliens won't contact us. Because humans will fuck anything.
Can I cum with my liver?
The only one stopping you is you
I'm afraid that if I try, I might develop cirrhosis
That’s how you get cirrhosis? And here I was trying to use crippling alcoholism.
Oh, absolutely! But personally, I can tell you that in my experience I have never never cum harder than from my pancreas. It's a bit harder to reach, but I swear it will change your life.
I think you can with your kidneys. The piss is actually stored in the balls, so it makes sense.
And since you have two kidneys, kidneygasms are extra intense
I knew a woman who liked holding in her pee, it's a fetish apparently
of course, some men thrive on hepatic orgasms. again: you are all different.
That's what happens when you have one of those extra hard, deep orgasms. Your semen turns a little green and the acidity of the bile gives her extra pleasure too.
The seasonal shiner bohemian black makes my liver fucking orgasm
The real r/brandnewsentence is always in the comments
r/NotHowGirlsWork Ah, it's already there: https://www.reddit.com/r/NotHowGirlsWork/s/tIisLuAsOf
Babies being born: I Thrive on uterine orgasms.
Cool! Are you one of the [0.3% of women](https://www.healthline.com/health/pregnancy/orgasmic-birth) who can orgasm during labor like [this woman?](https://nypost.com/2022/10/25/i-had-an-orgasm-during-labor-i-didnt-want-it-to-stop/)
why did they write a whole ass article about a canadian woman having an orgasm 😭💀
Slow news day.
I am not a woman and yet that hurt my cervix
This actually made me whisper “what the fuck” out loud
Hey! Me to! My coworker’s looked at me funny.
The clench I just clunched
see this is why a dick over 7 inches just isn't it..... I mean it may do it for some but the vast majority of us do not enjoy our cervix being slammed..... it fucking hurts
As someone whose vagina has been treated like a sock puppet over the past year (thanks, IVF!) I promise any noise we make from our cervix being touched is NOT from enjoyment.
I submit that this is also a brand new sentence.
Shouts out to my highschool girlfriend telling me "I don't need you rummaging around back there".
Some women find Nirvana In Utero
I'm a man with a basic understanding of female anatomy. That being said, I wouldn't ever pretend to know more than someone who actually has that anatomy nor would I correct them.
That is why I have to assume he is being satirical. Or *attempting* to be.
Man, these days it's hard to tell.
“I watch anime porn, I know.”
There are some things in porn that reveal that the writer is a virgin. This, which is surprisely common - and when they write how "she felt his warm semen inside her".
I remember being surprised I couldn’t feel it when I first had sex. I honestly thought I peed myself??? Because this chuckle head lasted 2 seconds and said “that’s enough for now” then I was leaking and I was like 15 and raised in a very religious area so I had no sex ed other than period related information. It was not at all what I read about in the filth I used to pick up at the library.
I can feel warm semen inside me. So maybe they’ve only experienced one kind of sex. If yah know what I mean.
Thing is that both your insides and his semen should be about the same temperature.
Oh right. I qualify same temp as me I qualify as warm. I get what you’re saying. It shouldn’t feel warmer.
I can’t and have experienced all kinds, in this we really are all different.
>Some women thrive on uterine orgasms They should be able to buy them by the bottle at the drug store.
I'd say bro skipped sex ed but sex ed was honestly so shit that you'd expect someone like this to come out of it
1.) Its called a *cervical* orgasm 2.) I'm pretty sure if you manage to pound through a person's cervix, they would cry out in pain
Nnnnno. "It opens". No pounding required
Except on bank holidays.
My mistake Its less like mochi and more like a supermarket door
I'm typing this with my balls
Dude. I clearly remember my cervix “opening up” during my three deliveries. Not pleasant. Not remotely orgasmic. Screaming was involved, but not the sexy kind.
[Source](https://twitter.com/BadMedicalTakes/status/1786501233504612757?t=xm05_M8FxfSg1Sel447-jQ&s=19)
Just wait until you've had an ovarian orgasm.
every day i'm more concinced we should really improve sex ed as soon as possible
I'm may be a hentai liking degen but g'damn not degen enough to consider them sex ed vids.
This is what happens when your only understanding of vaginas came from hentai flash games
It’s a shame that these people don’t have access to their high quality sex ed anymore, and it’s an even bigger shame that I am no longer able to run a digital taco restaurant
I mean... if those women are female alpacas...
I dated a woman for a couple of years who thought the penis actually went through the cervix into the uterus during sex. She didn’t believe me when I told her that it didn’t. We were both in our 30s at the time. Shocking.
How to tell people you watch hentai without telling people you watch hentai
>The cervix opens up for deep penetration I felt physical pain for a moment there reading that, and I'm not even a woman.
bro overdosed on hentai
I've heard some women turn into real screamers from such an orgasm.
"Trust me bro, I've seen this."
sounds like a guy from r/bigdickproblems
This has to be a troll post. Although I have heard occasional shit from cis men (I am cis male) at work that makes me have to work really hard at not laughing then asking them if they really, really are that fucking stupid about women and their anatomy. I blame the pathetic state and close-to-nonexistence of decent sex education in schools brought about by tight-assed repressed kristian krazies. "If we don't teach kids about sex, they won't have any!" is just about the most mindlessly stupid stance ever.
The bottom guy learnt his biology from hentai videos
Any women in the thread thriving?.🤭🤭🤭
Like the equivalent of thinking you chamber a round from a HK MP5 by pulling the handle back and forth like in that shadow the hedgehog game
Seeing how the username includes 621 this is either trolling or a very confused incel.
I intend to open up my wife's cervix and have deep penetration into her uterus, right after I snort this weed.
I like to skip the middle man and go right for spleen stimulation.
i can only get off to my cervix being penetrated... by this i mean if you are massive and itll hurt to get fucked by your dick, im staying off of it lmao
Hey idiot over here, so am I to understand that being that deep is not a pleasurable experience?
Hitting the cervix can be pleasurable for some women, but you shouldn't assume. Some like a slow grind against it, some like getting rammed, others don't like it *at all*. It also depends on where you are in your menstrual cycle. Some days it can be a pleasurable "pressure", other days it feels like being stabbed. Take it slow, ask questions, don't take "ouch" as a signal to go faster/deeper *unless she tells you she likes it that way*
[Perhaps he is an alpaca.](https://gizmodo.com/alpaca-sex-is-even-weirder-than-you-think-1851449908)
only if you're an alpaca
\*blinks\*
That's a hentai addiction right there
Listen If your gonna read hentai at least read *a* anatomy book along with it
I once had an experience where my ex was doing finger/hand stuff with me and seemed a bit shocked to report that my cervix was partly open. I am assuming it might have had something to do with my monthly cycle... No comment on "uterine orgasms".
Uterine orgasm, something that only happens in Utah.
Someone's been watching wayyyyyyy too much porn.
Its totally right and true. I'm expert on pebis and vangin ask away for all your obygn questions. Real bonafide Drs
Marty is correct but first you have to give her lots and lots of Spanish Fly.