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FieryPyromancer

Took me a sec to realize yt meant white and that this was not a group of youtubers.


IonizedRadiation32

Took me reading this comment tbh because YouTube fits perfectly into that sentence


John1206

I am clueless, what does it mean đŸ„ș


movielass

White


discomuffin

WhiteTube?


MoistStub

PM_ME_YOUR_WHITETUBES


Lusankya

Rolls upon rolls of toilet paper


World-Tight

It might be English.


newtostew2

It’s pronounced “whitey” so the “yt” makes sense, but still


The_Real_Dotato

Oh Jesus that's disgusting and racist. At least with YouTube I thought it was just someone who didn't like influencers.


gilangrimtale

It’s a pretty common slang on tiktok


World-Tight

WHAT is pronounced Y T?


newtostew2

What is the question lol?


World-Tight

No idea what you mean


[deleted]

I'm going to start saying this when there's groups of guys, "oh no! It's a group of youtube guys!"


playr_4

Oooohh! That makes way more sense.


Zarkkarz

I was hearing “yitt” in my head before this


Second-Hand-Stress

It's a racist term for whites used in the black community but they can't be racist so it's a regular insult? Idk how it works but it is what it is.


World-Tight

How could yt mean white? Next you'll say hgr;hf means maroon.


Katviar

Say Y and T. “yt” - “why-tee” - “whitey”


THEdoomslayer94

Takes about 5 seconds of thought to figure it out


vorarefilia

That's craic and he's a great ally and a super sarcastic person.


ar6an6mala6

He has a few brilliant songs aswell


Nucyon

Don't you hate it when you go to a party as a cis white guy, and you stand out so much, that people totally notice that there's one cis white guy more now and they shout "Oh no! A cis white guy! Something unusual I was definitely not expecting to see today!"


HieronymusGoa

and how often it happens, like...so often, dude, trust me. absolutely.


World-Tight

What is CIS like a science crime show? None of this makes any sense.


PrimaryEstate8565

“cis” is a shortened version of “cisgender”, which is someone who isn’t transgender.


World-Tight

Why would you need a word for that?


EntertainmentTrick58

to say when someone isnt trans


World-Tight

Somehow this never enters any of the conversations I've had ever.


EntertainmentTrick58

guess you havent been having the right conversations


World-Tight

That doesn't even make any sense.


PrimaryEstate8565

For the same reason why we have the word “heterosexual” in a society that’s mostly non-homosexual, or “neurotypical” in society that’s mostly non-neurodivergent.


Blacksun388

The four genders: trans, autistic, gay, and Egyptian


EntertainmentTrick58

damn that means im like thanos but gender. all i need is the last gender stone: egyptian, and i will be unstoppable


CommissionOk4384

How is no one here understanding that its a joke?


banned6th

Reddit people dumb


marinemashup

Redditors pretend we have such an elevated sense of humor while everyone else is slobbering cavemen


PS_IO_Frame_Gap

He didn't say it was the gender though, it was just a random fact about him, just like the last one he said "eamon great grandfather is Egyptian" OP is an idiot.


splitcroof92

full agree. the text in the picture makes perfect sense and OP is stupid


Schmallow

This has to be a joke, but in case the horrors have exceeded my comprehension and this is somehow real: You should absolutely never have to justify hanging out with whoever the fuck you feel good spending your time with. You should be able to hang out with 17 black trans gay autistic womxn in wheelchairs or 4 white (yt) straight dudes with mullets wearing football jerseys without any old bitch going "ew"


ale_93113

Sadly, polarization is getting worse Yesterday the top mĂȘme in dankmemes was about how cool it was to use gay as an insult, and on the other hand, people are disgusted about hanging out with white guys...


Ksnj

Who is disgusted by hanging out with white guys?


Flabby-Nonsense

Chronically online weirdos, who ultimately represent maybe 0.005% of the total population but appear as if they’re more common because they’re loud and because they get more engagement on account of being extreme and confirming certain people’s biases.


newtostew2

Yes


[deleted]

[ŃƒĐŽĐ°Đ»Đ”ĐœĐŸ]


Dramatic-Serve3609

3 cis white guys I guess


Mage-of-communism

i AM THE AUTISM


Z3r0c00lio

There’s only 3 there


No_One_1617

What about the Egyptian gender?


banned6th

we accept everyone


Journo_Jimbo

Autism is a diversity/inclusion aspect because it’s part of the neurodivergent group. Not defending the post it seems a bit weird, but I do want to make sure it’s clear it’s not just about gender/culture when it comes to diversity.


Weird-Upstairs-2092

Autism is also a diagnosis predicated almost entirely on how one interprets social constructs, and gender is arguably the single most widespread social construct. OP is mostly dumb for misinterpreting the joke in the first place, but even if the intention was for all of those to be genders... Autigender IS a thing. Albeit it's more of a qualifier than a gender in itself. It's usually associated with either another gender identity and/or an inability to fully grasp the concept or importance of gender in the first place.


Journo_Jimbo

Bro, this is the best and only way I will accept the explanation of why Autism should be considered outside gender norm from now on


NineTeasKid

When you gotta be the token 4th generation Egyptian immigrant of your group


Affectionate_Lab2632

I don't get the cis-hate. Yes, Pro Trans, yes, Pro "Be whatever, have a Simon says as genital as long as youre happy" but if a person is born and looks between the own llegs and says "Definetely this one" then be happy for them?!


thewalkindude

I'm a cis-white guy, who is asexual, but in a hetero relationship. I have some friends who are aggressively queer, and they're never once made me feel like I didn't belong, because I wasn't queer enough. I'm sure they'd still accept me if I was straight, although I'd be more hesitant to hang out with them, because I hang out with them in an explicitly queer space.


ResidentOfValinor

there's no such thing as cis-hate, it was made up as rage-bait


ChewBaka12

There absolutely is. It isn’t prevalent, but it does exist


defaultusername-17

can you link to a government document that details the prevalence rate of hate crimes against cis victims, for being cis?


ChewBaka12

Can you point out where I said hate *crime*? And even if I did say there were hate crimes against cis folks, I already said it isn’t prevalent. I’m not saying it’s some huge systematic issue, I’m just disputing the previous comment that claims it doesn’t even exist. It very much exists, just not as prevalent and severe as hate against other groups.


BigOpportunity1391

I hope Alan is the middle one as he’s cute as fuck


TheAlrightAntoinette

For a second I thought that was Sajam on the left


Minimum-Wind-1552

Weirdo fusion


Juuna

"youtube guys"


DeadheadXXD

Craic boy mental ftw


The_closet_iscomfy

Ah yes, because having a great grand parent being from Egypt makes you diverse, obviously..


tomveiltomveil

Face it Michael you're an octoroon!


FluffyGalaxy

Do people really say that sort of thing irl?


rottingoranges

no


Virtual-Nail2963

Some mfs really think cis White means Just basic guys, completely "normal"