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You shady bitch. You know damn well what we all think ![gif](giphy|zforkiUM01Cms)


ThatWomanNow

💀


starbuckswhore7777

It’s Jo’s first reunion 😂🤣😂


North_Voice9439

Pun intended?


starbuckswhore7777

Honestly some people like this dress or think it looks beautiful but others may not like it. Sharing opinions is good and healthy! It‘s Jo‘s FIRST reunion so it’s good to talk about it


GrandEar1

I don't mind it. It looks like something she would wear.


Gammagammahey

LOLOLOL


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Master_Awareness814

“You look like a couch”


coopatroopa11

ngl she kind of looks like a wayfair bohemian rug https://preview.redd.it/406m62ogyz0d1.png?width=988&format=png&auto=webp&s=921f4011630938357e4de3cc74b0070de6fe8278


StarfishandSnowballs

What about that leg lamp from Christmas story


charismatictictic

She looks like she’s part of this ensemble ![gif](giphy|110AE06iymaS3u)


candaceelise

💀💀💀 god bless this sub because y’all never let me down in the comments


starbuckswhore7777

Katie is amazing 😂


Redditusername67

![gif](giphy|10pFx9iyPKivFC)


LorzoT5

You never liked my laaaaamp!


alive1982

Fra-jee-lay!


redladybug1

Haha 😆


iheartkafka1

lol! so accurate. not until you posted this did I notice her layers of fringe. like..why???


tutnic

A fringed trucker cap would have been 🤌


runs_with_tamborines

I was gonna ask where’s the trucker hat for her to hide under.


Grand-Kaleidoscope55

I feel like it would have been a clever clap back at Scheana but I don’t think Jo would be that clever lol


fitgirl777

Way too much going on. Fringe, lace, cutouts, tiers- it’s a lot imo.


soupseasonbestseason

this was my issue. the fringe on a solid color dress would be lovely. the lace without the cut outs or fringe could work. the cut outs on a solid color, also could be lovely.  all together, it's a boot. 


Good_Seaworthiness56

I thought the same thing. I like the elements individually, like a svelt laser cut lace with cutouts would have been chic, but the fringe makes it look ill fitting, and the cutouts just don’t work with the pattern or shape of the dress. It’s too many ideas for one garment.


emelay

On brand for jo


Winter_Pitch_1180

Too much going on sounds like the perfect representation of Jo


No-Customer-2266

The beige lining in just the torso is weird and makes her skin look yellow The mesh should all be the same colour


starbuckswhore7777

Honestly some people like this dress or think it looks beautiful but others may not like it. Sharing opinions is good and healthy. It’s Jo‘s FIRST reunion so it’s good to talk about it lol. Some people are really hyped up about Jo


Anticrepuscular_Ray

To me this is a "the dress is wearing her" moment. 


Nibbles928

I just said the exact same thing. It was even worse when she sat down!


catsandnaps1028

This is exactly right. Like the dress has some potential. It this is just not a good fit


Dry_Heart9301

Literally my first thought.


ChuChuRocketeer

The top half is pretty. The bottom half looks like she rolled herself inside a carpet burrito.


starbuckswhore7777

Carpet burrito 😂🤣😂


Pale-Procedure895

I really wish the long black fringing didn't start right by her vagina 😬


sweetde80

That was my thought and where my eyes went. Looks like her bush needs a trim.


GingerSnapped242

Where’s Ariana with the razors she’s advertising when we need her


SammieCat50

OMG… I had to go back & look… I would love to meet the person who designed that & ask exactly wtf were you thinking?


el_disko

I feel like I’ve seen it before. Has it been worn by a housewife at a reunion?


dreamgrrl

It was worn by Katie on her wedding day lmao


deliascatalog

Had to scroll wayyy too far for this comment


Traditional-Ebb-8380

OMG I thought you were joking until I saw another comment.


el_disko

No Baby Reindeer way!!


Key-Sheepherder-1469

You nailed it!


MissCmotivated

Seems scattered and chaotic...........kind of a good match, no?


La_Croix_Life

Her face looks pretty


GoldenAmmonite

Going to say something nice... Jo is a beautiful woman and doesn't need a dress that detracts from that. She should have gone with something simple and bohemian (think Alexis Rose from Schitt's Creek). This dress has too much going on for anybody.


ashdeb89

https://preview.redd.it/wxikygydgz0d1.jpeg?width=634&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=41b2daf04ce77cb676536aa56a11469b8b69bffc


TitsanGiggles

His greasy hair and 5 o'clock shadow after 'bathing' in a fucking stream on his wedding day still pisses me off.


ButtermilkAintClean

lmao was this the "whore's bath" scene? I feel like I remember him rinsing off in a stream and calling it that lol


MrMKUltra

Gawd, idk why this breaks my heart. They weren’t meant for each other but that doesn’t mean I don’t feel for them & the divorce 😪


throwtruerateme

She's really beautiful. Maybe a simpler dress would showcase it better. I think Jo kinda hides herself in her clothes and hats.


runs_with_tamborines

She 1,000 percent does. Her self esteem is negative. That’s why shortz does what he does so easily with her.


starbuckswhore7777

Schwartz is a emotional vampire


Low-Classroom-1530

Her explaining what bread-crumbing was during the reunion was sad to watch…


OlcasersM

I was shocked when she had testimonials with nothing hiding her face. I hope she finds some help for her anxiety


NotHere4YourShit

It’s a cheap version in black of Katie’s wedding dress. Super creepy. Schwartz was just on Kristen’s podcast. Kristen said she read over the text chain between Schwartz and Jo when he cut her out of his life. The texts Jo read about him on her Insta posts were out of context and she misconstrued alot. Jo is a legit psycho. And Kristen said that unhinged behaviour is why Kristen had to cut her off too.


combustionbustion

Omfg It iS!!! She *is* fucking spooky. That word describes her perfectly.


Justdont13412

I see it in her eyes


lintuski

Katie’s wedding dress was my first thought.


Traditional-Ebb-8380

What the actual fuck.


Traditional-Ebb-8380

Unhinged.


BuckityBuck

It looks like it’s supposed to be nude illusion, but doesn’t match her skin tone at all


Sproutabout123

If you watch Parks and Rec and Donna Meagle notices Ann is wearing a new shirt and says “it isn’t my favorite shirt, but it is my least favorite shirt” respectfully, that is how I feel about this dress


Kittiikamii

Lemme hush. Actually I can’t stand her so whatever, she looks like the Big Ben. ![gif](giphy|zZQe7wglGKCEE)


Embarrassed-Way-4931

![gif](giphy|CuIRM4vu14JB72Vdcs)


borderlinehunkydory

![gif](giphy|3o7btWobP5lwiz5TIQ)


Nibbles928

I think that dress was wearing her. Especially when sitting


BrokeBFromBeverely

Her inability to serve is mind boggling. She seems like she is a very pretty woman but the way she composes herself does not do her any favors.


GinnyMcGinface77

She’s a pretty girl with a great body. She’s cosplaying as a reality star. It doesn’t seem like her at all.


Accomplished-Rub9760

Just doesn’t suit her


Effective-Bus

Minus the fringe we maybe coulda had something here.


melissacarrot

Why does her hair never serve?!?!?! 😠 This was her ONE chance to finally redeem herself and vouch for her career, and it looks like she hasn’t even styled it yet.


beebianca227

She’s beautiful but I think the style is bit dated. I remember seeing these dresses about 10 years ago.


TodayImLedTasso

I don't like it but it's 100% Jo so good for her.


mentionitallll

![gif](giphy|3oEjHLIKODQJeCtEic)


The40ishDiva

I could be crazy, but I feel like it is a similar vibe to Katie's wedding dress....?


-doctor-blind-

Spooky lol


lilhexes

Personally not my taste but if she's happy and feels confident in it then do you boo lol 💕


ImportantConcept

Looks like the evil version of Katie's wedding dress.


Life_Carrot3058

They will never made me like her. Reminds me of Raquel’s hideous pink dress from a few reunions back 😵‍💫


Beezlikehoney

Looks like the decor at tomtom


Ok_Hat_6598

It looks lovely on her.


dirtyw0rld

It doesn't even fit her??? It looks like it was pulled from the back of someone's 2014 closet


DueWerewolf1

Unfortunate choice. She would have been much better going with a simpler dress that showed off her slim figure. This one overwhelms her.


mononokegirl_

![gif](giphy|403NRxgdScOUQjiQEh|downsized)


FangioDuReverdy

At least she brushed her hair😬


NoSockLife

![gif](giphy|xTiTnzzn2ybOki3rW0)


Less_Path3640

Her dress reminds me of a steampunk clock ! I can’t unsee it 😅 https://preview.redd.it/ehanzy7gd01d1.jpeg?width=1170&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=3120cb447df9a553a4280e4bdcf161c752adce4f


lunahighwind

This is just bizarre. I'm not about the Jo haterade but it's giving decor in a back alley psychic reading shop


ceebsar

To quote an iconic drag queen, I guess there’s room for everybody 🤷🏻‍♂️


MCStarlight

Someone did her dirty.


bellalugosi

I think she chose this dress because she liked it and you posted this so everyone would make fun of her.


Old-Library5546

It does not suit her


Section101

Feels dated and should have gone for something simple and something she’s comfortable. This look does not surprise me.


jasontravels123

It should cut off at that solid line around her knee. And not a piece of fringe should be added. Ever.


jasontravels123

It should cut off at that solid line around her knee. And not a piece of fringe should be added. Ever.


ffsdoireallyhaveto

I’ve seen this before… possibly in a different colour without tassels…. Wonder where it was? /s Jo you shady bitch we see you. She needs to just go back to wherever she came from.


ninjachickennugget

It’s ugly


beckster33

I feel like Revolve a la 2012 called and wants their dress back.


Nevagonnagetit510

The hair (once again) was the worst part for me.


420Elvis

Kinda, a tiny bit, resembles Katie’s wedding dress. Anyone else see the style, and the nude undertone that’s similar?


Juicy_jessicaSD

Awful.


Logical-Eyez-4769

Someone should have told her.


Justdont13412

She knows


jrod_jpg

Jail


Maleficent_Chard2042

No, no, no.


catsandnaps1028

Dress could be cute but it just looks weird on her. Also not really VPR reunion appropriate. Like usually they were brighter colors even the guys this is too muted.


NayeBomb

Can you imagine having such bad taste and actually choosing this? Oy. Trying way too hard.


TitsanGiggles

This is basically a visual representation of her personality, just a lot, all over the place and not in a good way.


ProfessionalAnt6791

![gif](giphy|OZCBQNHcCHjhF8eGPO|downsized)


caligirl2287

Hideous


Sad-Construction6967

This dress makes me dislike her even more.


rockpaperscissrs

Clock meets curtain tassel


Tiny-Gypset

🥴🤢🤮


lostinOz_

It’s strange and I wouldn’t wear it but I don’t hate it as much as everyone else. She looks really pretty here and some parts of the dress are pretty IMO, might just be too much going on overall.


phoebe374

I kinda like it 🤷🏽‍♀️🤷🏽


thatgirlinyyc

Her makeup looks really pretty


kalidspoon

It’s just as weird as she is


SuitableItem

It's kinda given, I like it


Fit_Pool_8622

Reminds me of the dress scarlett o'hara makes out of the curtians in gone with the wind. not a look.


miranda310

Hideous. A simple dress would've been fine.


gigigrahame

Awh I actually like it but I also have a really odd eclectic taste so 🤷‍♀️


IMAKittyMama2

Why was Jo even at the reunion? Her dress looks like thrown-away Christmas ribbon.


[deleted]

I see an ornate grandfather clock ngl


scorpiomoontm

why does it look similar to katie’s wedding dress i’m being so dead ass rn this is so weird especially on top - if it didn’t go fringey at the bottom ![gif](giphy|ZwFfRRASUJPRQ0j8ao)


scorpiomoontm

![gif](giphy|AoBgxayGMHlIs)


teddyflo__o

It’s hideous and it’s wearing her.


Justdont13412

Not a fan of macrame dresses. It doesn’t flatter her and she needs color, not black


0459352278

The dress is WEARING HER!!! 🤦‍♀️


Lucky_Philosopher_55

She’s dressed like a lamp to match Schwartz’s couch look


DorothyParkerFan

Gah. Why start the tassels THERE? Also, this is an excellent example of the clothes wearing the person.


DorothyParkerFan

Looks like her cookie has bangs.


Lolttylwhattheheck

It looks like a ouija board!


Yoshinobu1868

It looks like knock off that came from a Chinatown Market during the Autumn Moon festival .


SanLady27

It’s ugly


Consuela-Bananahamiq

jo is either giving matronly looks or mechanic looks.


HenryCavillsBigTits

I don't like the dress but this is a really pretty pic of her


Friskylickins

No bueno


marywiththecherry

It would look great on Carole Radziwell. Jo is not pulling this off for me, but I appreciate the effort I think. 


bluestraycat20

Omg people🙄 she looks pretty- leave her be


blondeambition39

It’s very “her” — manages to look somewhat casual even though it’s a formal dress. And yeah, I could do without the fringe.


Left-Requirement9267

I love it


Revolutionary_Roll88

I loved it


Imaginary_Sky_518

![gif](giphy|l1J9umIq8fkmhMN7W|downsized)


No_Arugula_6548

Hideous


Unicornlove416

hideous


eclare1965

Justice for Jo, she looks fine and she has a great smile


space_cowgirlx

Please don’t come for me but in the few episodes I’ve seen with her in season 11 (I haven’t finished it, I’m a couple episodes away from the end) I really didn’t mind her / I liked her quirky personality. From what I understand she use to be really close with Kristen which of course says a lot, but I’m interested to know why people have such strong feelings about Jo? I’m not rallying behind her, just asking for some context so I can be more in the loop lol. (Admittedly I do play video games when I watch VPR so it’s very likely I’ve missed something - or haven’t paid much attention to anything outside of the show. IE: Online gossip and things of that nature.)


Pale-Procedure895

I think it's because she comes off as a girl who likes to throw rocks and then hide her hands. She acts nice to Katie, commiserates about her divorce then shacks up with Schwartz without any heads up to Katie and when Katie is inevitably put off by this behaviour Jo cries and pretends not to understand. She's doubled down on it when confronted and then asked Katie for an apology, it's just very reminiscent of how Rachel acted to Katie in season 10- actively being a bad friend but then crying that Katie is the mean one 🙄


space_cowgirlx

I don’t know why I keep forgetting that she was nice to Katie and then moved in with Schwartz but that’s a completely valid reason. I’m not a fan of Katie, I’ve always thought she was pretty miserable and even when I agreed with her it was difficult because of how she approaches things but this makes a ton of sense regardless. Such shady behavior which is really unfortunate.


Justdont13412

Sums up my take perfectly


gocartromance

I don't have strong feelings about her but I simply don't like her because she went to Ariana and Sandoval's for Thanksgiving, then the January following that her and Rachel had to be snuck into Big Bear with the Toms so the cheaters could secretly be together, and now she's giving confessionals on VPR claiming she thought Sandoval and Ariana had broken up but also saying she "didn't know" what the status of their relationship was because she wasn't going to ask Sandoval about it. So you spent time with Ariana and Sandoval together as a couple, then you spent time with Sandoval and Rachel sneaking around, and thought that was totally on the up and up? Or you never once had a conversation about any of it with Schwartz? Or we're supposed to believe that she was living with Schwartz at the time Sandoval was using his place as a hookup spot with Rachel, and she just... never noticed? Bitch please. Just admit you knew and you didn't say anything because you weren't that close to Ariana as you were to the Toms/you were trying to be the "cool girl" for Schwartz. TLDR: She tries to act like she's friends with and wants the best for everyone and is all for peace and love and quirkiness and that she's a victim of everyone else's mean girl behavior but she's full of it and no better than all the other terrible people on the show lol


Chiffygurl

![gif](giphy|xiMUwBRn5RDLhzwO80|downsized)


ShonDon-THE-Mod

![gif](giphy|xiMUwBRn5RDLhzwO80|downsized)


flowerstowardthesun

![gif](giphy|3o6fJcW4hruxsGp0ic) She looks like a living *this*.


We_See_Each_Otha

![gif](giphy|403NRxgdScOUQjiQEh|downsized)


lollette

A nightmare of epic proportions.


Wonderful_Gazelle_47

She's trying too hard


toupsnthewoods

Victorian era Charleston dancer. ![gif](giphy|sU07zj09wuiyc|downsized)


themorallycorruptfr

She's beautiful like all the women on VPR but she just can't dress (or do her hair) to save her life. Her hair doesn't look bad in this pic but in the video preview I'm like holy fuck you're a hairdresser certainly you have friends that can do a sleek pony or a blowout.


blameitonrio917

Walmart Givenchy


happilyeverh_2019

I can’t see past her looking like Teddi mellencamp. And I like them an equal amount 😂


royceworks

the temu version of red carpet?


Ready_Interaction252

It’s a tribute to the couch comment right?


Mystery-Ess

It was better before I zoomed in.


vraimentaleatoire

![gif](giphy|9xciXC6jG9lH7wM4KH)


madpeanut1

TBH she’s e gorgeous girl, she could wear anything and still look good. But the dress is a bit meh.


Intelligent-Pitch-39

It's an ok dress. It just does not photograph well or show well on tv.


psullynj

Dark Maloney


Linusjulef

I’m more amazed they actually brought her to the reunion


ladevotchka

It’s giving dressing for an induction ceremony into the Illuminati….


Beforeibegan

She has a fantastic body. But this dress is very River Island 2005 for me (UK peeps will know).


luluballoon

They all have questionable taste honestly.


meanlesbian

She looks like tomtom decor


Impressive-Regret243

I love the dress but it's wearing her. It also sadly reminds me of the interior of Tom Tom.


Just-Scrollin-Today

Unpopular opinion: I think she looks fabulous.


waterlooaba

She’s beautiful


StarfishandSnowballs

Lipstick on a pig idk I mean just trying too hard it does not fit her at all


Mommalove586

I actually like it- on her…


We_Got_the_Yacht

Did Nick Alain design it?


No-Philosophy6754

She looks good


Waste-Snow670

I like her dress on her. It's her hair that's shit.


BonnyThunder

No❤️


Advanced-Scholar1151

Kinda steampunk chic


nowedontswing

I don’t know if anyone has said this yet but to me this dress is giving TomTom. The colours, the designs that could pass as clocks could pass as gears, what did Lisa call it- romantic industrial ??


ADPX94

Reminds me of one of Lana’s concert outfits last fall!


Dependent-Rip-7980

someone said it looked like the TomTom clocks ⏰🕰️⏱️