Every time I hear the name Chet, I think of Bill Paxton’s character from Weird Science.
What an awful name. Kim, being the gold digger she is, will sleep with anything if he had money or a famous name.
And his real name is Chester. Which always makes me think of how there was this weird old man that lived up the street and his name was Chester. My mom would always say "stay away from Chester the molesters house" when we were kids.
I have a theory that we diverged into the strangest timeline several years ago. Kim Z becoming Tom Hanks daughter in law wouldn’t even surprise me at this point.
Let me tell you if Kim becomes Tom Hanks and Rita Wilson’s daughter in law I’ll die… I can’t think of anything more hilarious than that and I want cameras up of these two.
I rolled my eyes (and threw up a little) before I remembered that the original iteration of The Surreal Life untied those soulmates Flavor Flav & Brigitte Neilson. Granted, these two can’t hold a candle to them, but I’m now shamelessly excited that we may get even a shadow version of the FF/BN love story.
Listen, the controversy isn't why she tapped him, we all go slumming. It's why *he* tapped *her*. She's been pimping her daughters for years, they were in his face and around his age and still relatively human looking (relatively). Why her?
Because men are simple and are never required to be attracted to who they fuck? But also..it isn’t like Kim is repulsive to look at or even unattractive. She’s just like…very obviously some doctor’s creation. People will fuck whomever whenever so this is just …silly.
This is a crazier pairing than Megan King Edmunds from OC marrying Joe Biden's nephew!
Also, how have I scrolled through all these comments and not yet seen a single snarky comment about White Boy Summer?
I love that chet is full on the black sheep of that family. Of Tom's four children two have a public persona: Colin Hanks a well regarded television actor and his hot trash brother Chet who is banged one of the trashiest housewives of all time.
I can't understand the hate. He may not be the top pick of the ivy league however he is hot, there is no denying that. I was more shocked to find out he was Joey in the show Your Honor after I had already watched it. If Kim wants to get a piece who am I to shame her. You go girl.
He was JOEY?! They’re pretty well suited to one another, imo (no hate!). I always thought Kroy was delusional about who she really was- I can see these two being like “Hey, you’re hot trash too, let’s get wasted & fuck on this crappy reality show & see what happens.”
Why? I thought their relationship was completely over by this time🤔 Weren't those two only living with one another because they couldn't afford to live separately?
If it's because she used him till all of the money was gone. Again, I can't feel badly for him. He was a grown ass man when they got together and he's still one. At any point in their relationship he could have left but he chose not to. I'm no fan of Kim's however he should have packed it in a long time ago. This for him is a lesson well learned.
The preview shows a guy say “the first woman I was with was a male prostitute” and the camera focuses on Kim immediately…. I always thought she was a man in the beginning (prior to all the face work)
I’m sure Tom is thrilled
This kid would be Huge Crazy
White Poppa? Big Boy? 
😂😂😂😂😂
Rewatching season 8 of nyc right now when I read tom I thought of that Tom.
https://i.redd.it/2fli3tvfzm9d1.gif
The cascade of corresponding gifs that come with a reference are pure serotonin to me
Not watching but same.
Wouldn’t be the worst thing Chet has done. The boy is problematic.
AF
I kind of think Rita would be into it. She strikes me as someone who loves mess.
It’s very rock n roll.
Honestly the second this show was announced, I knew Kim would be gunning for him. She'll want her hands on that Hanks money.
Same thought when I saw the cast.
 not the slot machine hahhha
Is she still fertile?
Why is a Nene gif always appropriate?!
It just is. Always is appropriate
People complain about that one gif of her painting always appearing but I’ll never get tired of it. It fits everything.
I used to paint while watching housewives and my face would often be exactly like that 😂
Love that!
I will never ever complain about a Queen Nene gif. Except for the fact that she isn’t financially benefiting from them.
 I use this GIF constantly.
As we all should.
Nene is my spirt animal! I love her ❤️ Heard she’s so nice & down to earth as well
A friend sat next to her on a plane and said she was so sweet and gracious and smelled wonderful. 🥰
Love this!! I’d been trying to get the tea and cracking jokes the whole flight 😂
Omg. Same. I would be the MOST annoying seatmate ever. I would be inspirational for future annoyed Nene memes.
Because Nene is queen
Amen
There’s a Nene gif for every situation 
Why is a Nene gif always appropriate?!
Nene’s responses are perfection. She’s the queen. 💕
 Me running to other corners of the internet to read more about this
Gossip sites are like a box of chocolates...
I wish I knew how to type “you never know whaddduer gonna get” the same way it sounds in the movie with his moth all full lmao
… gonna gayyuut. He said the accent was inspired by the little southern boy who played the young Forrest
Yall real funny on this internet man 🤣🤣
Kim about to pop out 8 more kids. 
Kim is doing the MOST to get back on RHOA
Well this is what Tom and Rita get for unleashing Chet Hanks on the world.
Every time I hear the name Chet, I think of Bill Paxton’s character from Weird Science.  What an awful name. Kim, being the gold digger she is, will sleep with anything if he had money or a famous name.
I feel like she could bankrupt the Sultan of Brunai.
She would! That woman likes to buy out ROLLS of scratchers and we know that B loves a slot machine lll
That's all I could think of when I read the first thread about the show. Same with that gif. I just kept seeing his character as a pile of shit lol.
Thank you for this iconic reference- not repped enough!
😂😂😂
Is she his mom? I thought he had a different mom?
She is his mom, she’s not Colin Hanks mom.
And his real name is Chester. Which always makes me think of how there was this weird old man that lived up the street and his name was Chester. My mom would always say "stay away from Chester the molesters house" when we were kids.
We also had “Chester the Molester” he would ride his bike up and down the street and chase us - this was a different time. It wouldn’t fly these days.
this anecdote is sending me lmaoooo
Whenever you hear the name Chester, you will probably think of it.
He actually kind of looks like kroy lol
She sure has a type 👀
Rich.
But with ✨Illuminati ✨ tattoos
She and Kroy have the exact same face and I will never stop saying it.
What the fuck timeline are we on?!
I have a theory that we diverged into the strangest timeline several years ago. Kim Z becoming Tom Hanks daughter in law wouldn’t even surprise me at this point.
Tom and Rita! Please someone take pictures at Thanksgiving 🙏
I’d pay to watch that dinner…. That would be incredible
And count the silverware!🍴
You all! You're missing the lead here!! Just imagine the music that'll be made by these two! I can see the duets now 💭💭💭
Boombaklat for the party
I scrolled way to far down to see this
I knew others would get it!! lol 🎶🎵
Chet Hanks x Big Poppa collab when?
bravo’s magnetism to toms needs to be studied. even if it’s a tom by proxy.
D’Agostino, Ravenel, Schwartz, Sandoval…Hanks? You can’t tell me we EVER saw this one coming.
Let me tell you if Kim becomes Tom Hanks and Rita Wilson’s daughter in law I’ll die… I can’t think of anything more hilarious than that and I want cameras up of these two.
I wonder if he wooed her with his fake patois.
So when Kroy was screaming about her "fucking other men", that was about this??
I rolled my eyes (and threw up a little) before I remembered that the original iteration of The Surreal Life untied those soulmates Flavor Flav & Brigitte Neilson. Granted, these two can’t hold a candle to them, but I’m now shamelessly excited that we may get even a shadow version of the FF/BN love story.
That was truly beautiful.
And Tammy Faye teaming up with pre-conviction Ron Jeremy. That was Everything.
**it’s about tom**
I'm sorry but I would smash Chet Hanks too. He is trash but he's hot trash. Throw your tomatoes, I don't care
No shade to you... I just really wanted to use this gif 
Apt.
Listen, the controversy isn't why she tapped him, we all go slumming. It's why *he* tapped *her*. She's been pimping her daughters for years, they were in his face and around his age and still relatively human looking (relatively). Why her?
Because he’s trapped in a house (I assume that’s how the show works?) and she’s down? Source: knowing one man once ever
Mommas gotta eat
Because men are simple and are never required to be attracted to who they fuck? But also..it isn’t like Kim is repulsive to look at or even unattractive. She’s just like…very obviously some doctor’s creation. People will fuck whomever whenever so this is just …silly.
You answered the question in your post - we all go slumming.
Do you know any guys? Source: am a guy
She still got a rocking body n maybe he likes trashy cougars
Kim was a stripper. She knows the secrets to seduction....
Suggest…then engage. 
Danielle is so scary and unhinged
I mean Chet Hanks is also a trash human so it definitely tracks.
They're starting to give duck dynasty realness 🦆
A lot of men like older women. MILFs are so hot right now.
Mommy issues?
Not relatively human looking 🤣😅
im right there with you… but the fact that he really decided to penetrate Kim… really gives me the ick… shes like not even hot
 😆 🤣 😂
Lmao for real all these people here acting like they wouldn’t hook up with him he’s hot
the man went to northwestern, he’s not an idiot!
Mr. Tom Hank’s son take your ass back to Malibu!
She’s probably mad she was on birth control at the time. 😂
that is so true!!!!!
Was she though???
He needs to close his legs to married women 
A match made in hell.
Glanced over your comment together with your flair, so I read that as "A Limp PEH-NIS match made in hell."
Every time I think I know what’s up with the bravo universe something else just comes out of nowhere!
This is a crazier pairing than Megan King Edmunds from OC marrying Joe Biden's nephew! Also, how have I scrolled through all these comments and not yet seen a single snarky comment about White Boy Summer? 
Hooking up with Lindsay Lohan's dad and Tom Hanks' son is crazy.
I love that chet is full on the black sheep of that family. Of Tom's four children two have a public persona: Colin Hanks a well regarded television actor and his hot trash brother Chet who is banged one of the trashiest housewives of all time.
How can I watch this messiness? What is this show? Isn't she coming back to Atlanta housewives? I need to see this
It’s on mtv next month so guessing not if she skipped networks
She went from Big Poppa to Big Main
KZB definitely planted this story to the gossip bloggers for attention and $$$
In the trailer it looks like he just was leaning in to give her a hug…
Over Kroy's fat delicious ass?????😡
Good for Mrs. Kim Wilson-Hanks. 🙈
This makes me sad for Tom Hanks.
Her taste in men 
Yes!
Had that exact thought!!!!
Kim will always try to get that bag lol
This makes so much sense
Hollllllllld up, The Surreal Life is back?!?! Also, I will absolutely watch this trash. Yessss give it to me!
I wish Wendy Williams was still on she would have had a field day with this! She always covered Chet Hanks 🤣 
How does any man take her seriously when everyone knows she’s looking for money?
a man does not have to take a woman seriously to bone; in fact, it seems unpreferred
She was laying there looking up at this: https://youtube.com/shorts/Pqd1udY4te4?si=5vqUP4dAE9DBwUt7
Shocker… not… sounds like a match made in ”So sorry Tom Hanks Hell”
They will start an entire new species of "thumb shaped " people.
She should release a new single I’m always Tardy with the payment lol. He could rap in the back ground lol.
What a trashy cast. I love it.
I can't understand the hate. He may not be the top pick of the ivy league however he is hot, there is no denying that. I was more shocked to find out he was Joey in the show Your Honor after I had already watched it. If Kim wants to get a piece who am I to shame her. You go girl.
He was JOEY?! They’re pretty well suited to one another, imo (no hate!). I always thought Kroy was delusional about who she really was- I can see these two being like “Hey, you’re hot trash too, let’s get wasted & fuck on this crappy reality show & see what happens.”
that’s honestly so shocking on chet’s part
Why? He's gross.
Dang, I really thought he and Ziwe had some really good chemistry.
He was lusting and being a cat daddy but I don’t think Ziwe would go there.
Ziwe is good at that whole thing Edited: the thing being creating on camera chemistry for her show
this is beyond scandoval 😂😂😂🎉🎉🎉🤮🤮🤮🤮
This is the mess I am here for lmao what in the hell
Not Big Main with Kim🤣
This is giving MILF Manor vibes
They kinda look alike, the right contour and it’s her drag dorter
It sort of makes sense though? Chet hanks and KZB are exactly each others vibe. I do feel bad for kroy though.
Why? I thought their relationship was completely over by this time🤔 Weren't those two only living with one another because they couldn't afford to live separately? If it's because she used him till all of the money was gone. Again, I can't feel badly for him. He was a grown ass man when they got together and he's still one. At any point in their relationship he could have left but he chose not to. I'm no fan of Kim's however he should have packed it in a long time ago. This for him is a lesson well learned.
 I can only imagine this is Tom’s expression. 🤢
Kim Zolicak Tom Hank's
Kroy is too good for her! Hes a good man with good morals. Kim’s a hoe and will always be a money hungry hoe. She robbed Kroy blind!!
The man showed up ti a reunion with a gun. He married Kim. Where are his morals?? Where are they?!?
Lol.. Tom gets what he deserves.. left his 1st wife for Rita.. another no talent wife .
A match made in hell
Hahahaha
After Chet - she had her vaginal rejuvenation done. 🤦🏻♀️
What does Big Poppa think about this? 😂
I thought he only liked black women?
Hope he wrapped himself up or he will be the next baby daddy.
Currently binging Shameless (which he’s in for 2 seasons) and didn’t realize that he was also Tom Hanks’ son.
please let this be true
This is nauseating
The preview shows a guy say “the first woman I was with was a male prostitute” and the camera focuses on Kim immediately…. I always thought she was a man in the beginning (prior to all the face work)
She's just nasty.
Who did Kim’s lips? Janice from the muppets? 
This is…mess.
eww
Somehow I guessed this! 😂 gross
She likes that Hank $$$
They’re made for each other 👀
Lowkey jealous cuz he’s hot 👀
In WHAT UNIVERSE would this crossover even happen??? How? This one; this shit hole. Damn.
Nooooo hes a real weirdoooo