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Mingopoop

Jesus be grinding solos 🔥🔥🔥


Few-You-7516

5v5 with the boys


hitznalare25

Hank main 🔥🔥


sussynarrator

Bro is Jesus


Dashatharvaaa1

My account was created in 990 bc


KroniKIX

So you’re a newer player? I created mine in 991 bc


No-Dependent-1234

Lol😆


Lorentotalentatul

Of you noobs,i created mine in 2000 bc


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Lorentotalentatul

Oh my you truly are an og my good sir


brawl_white

Happy ceak day 🥰🥰


Du_Fabio

It can’t be Jesus because in that year he was 0 years old


sussynarrator

I was waiting for this comment lmao


Worried-Barracuda-23

He pre-ordered the Bible


DrvJohnson

This comment made me laugh so hard lmao


Aiden3778

Tbh all these are


DrvJohnson

True


Toxic-Jo

The Bible is about him


SpyInMvM

Bros got the signed copy of the Bible


500servererror12

Bro is the one who signed the Bible


Formal_Cup5727

Bro got the biography


YeahSpooksy

damn never thought jesus christ likes brawl stars


_Gapag_

How does He treat His randoms?


Gogo2587

“When was your account made?” “2024…” “Oh, so a you are a new pl…” “… years ago”


SolarEevee

imagine playing and Jesus Christ himself is your random 😭🙏


Current_Ad5602

I think Jesus mains Eve or Angelo


DIEGO_GUARDA

He plays eve with the mothra skin


Happy_Hydra

Happy cake day kind spike main


Top_Peach6733

Wouldn’t he main Doug? Cause he resurrects with his super?


Current_Ad5602

Yeah that works


Top_Peach6733

Doug also generates bread out of thin air and can feed it to his teammates


DiehardCrowMain

YOU DIDN'T HAVE TO CUT ME OOOF


TheLuigiNX

MAKE OUT LIKE IT NEVER HAPPENED AND THAT WE WERE NOTHING


Turbulent_Hippo_5578

AND I DONT EVEN NEED UR LOVE


WhereIsIDFB2

And everybody loves hot dogs, and jesus


YogurtclosetRude8955

He also mains pam cus if the nails and bolts she shoots


Spinnedcotton

Damn bro wilding


AverageRicoMain00

You can see he grinded for Rico


pilotvballer

Imagine getting thumbs down from Jesus himself after missing your trickshot🙏🏼


TheOneTrueNincompoop

Bro gets Eve's ability on every brawler


Cynth16

Didn’t know Jesus played Brawl Stars


Aleks_god

Bro translated the bible in every language


DabboLol303

he was jesus' bro


WraithSucks

We got Jesus playing brawl before GTA 6


IcyOrc

We won't have original comments before GTA 6 😔


WraithSucks

Yea I'm ready for this game to come out so these comments can die out lol


CrulaS

We got people bored of gta 6 comments before gta 6 😔


Ready_Fix7617

Bro only has 14 outta 80 and has been playing for 2024 years 💀


PhoneImmediate7301

Bros the true og


TelevisionUsual9356

Mines glitched because it says mine was created in 2023 and yet I have brawl pass skins that are in the first 10 that aren’t in the catalog


BH-kris

Supercell I'd creation date


TelevisionUsual9356

Oooooh that makes sense


skibidirizzler56

dinosaur ahhhh account


Silver-Plane-8270

Bro saw shelly's release 😭


Wheaversclone

Bro bought Shelly early access 💀🙏


greenscreencarcrash

bro sat next to jesus in class


Autoaiming_Maisie_Ma

Jesus is back and he's not cruci-fuckin' around THE BIBLE 2


No-Establishment1181

Bro can't go near water because it will turn into wine


BS-player-in-NK

Can we also talk about his trophies he has almost 9000 trophies but only 30 victories


BH-kris

Maybe 2nd place?


SnyderMan_BrawlStars

It’s a bot account. The numbers don’t have to make sense


Ambitious-Spread-567

Bro IS caveman frank


Turbulent_Hippo_5578

LMAO


Masterdizzio

These comments are sending me


Typical-Bowl-7828

Good old times🥲


Jenzuvity_69

I wonder who Jesus mains...


cacti_d_ban

hes a hank main


merl1nos

Bro's playing Proelium Sideres. ☠️


TimeMaster57

bro respects his bad randoms like his neighbors


Ehejenenenekwidkdn

True old😎


Kungfupob

Wow they really put an effort to improving bots didn't they


guydefnotafurry

Little infant


Economy-Glove-7068

Bro started playing when it was a project laser prototype 💀💀💀


Original_turtle1

Bro's account is as old as Jesus 💀🔥🔥💯👌👌🗣️🔥


Intelligent-Brick623

It's a bot


darklord9538

It's a bot


Ambitious-Elk-3156

Those are bots.


BIG-MAN-LEO-_-

It’s a bot


Minewertym

All the bots have it like that, that they were created in year 0


ArtBrawlStars

Blud just played since his birth


JustinHsiehAbow0922

Wow


StickLandYT

Didnt know Jesus is fw brawl


Batterymatsikap

it's the new kinds of bots.. i saw one with a clancy pin and another one with the jessie icon you'll be able to get from the mega box event


-playerflower-

This guy travelled into the future


leftyswinger

Fair


Substantial_Slice450

this post got in a website lol [here](https://www.zleague.gg/theportal/unveiling-jesus-account-in-brawl-stars-a-divine-revelation/)


-PANORAMIX-

Probably a test account, op is hiding tag


cacti_d_ban

JESUS CHRIST!!!!!! LITERALLY


MysteriousFennel7708

bro ownes jesus the brawlpass


Ok-Buffalo-779

I don’t get it why are people calling them Jesus?


TheOneTrueNincompoop

The account started 2024 years ago, or in the year 0


Haunting-Listen-5790

He tarted playing after the Big Bang


babysurge2010

Blud played gen grab with Jesus💀


Formal_Cup5727

Bro saw a super cell


BVgamesalt

Ko means who in the language I think he means so that makes it funnier.


Thick-Comb8760

Jezus mains Doug and angelo and eve


Training-Candle4140

yo i cant believe god is playing brawl stars 💀🗣🔥🔥


Onepiece_0

I got to 12K in like a month is that good? I made my account in 2020 but stopped at 900 and just hopped on in mid-late may.


PresenceProof586

Bot


Odd_Pomegranate_1759

Stfu guys your making fun of juses


RATP650

Bro doesn't know the word "joke" 💀


substanialslicealt

r/woooosh


Capable-Act-2603

op doesnt know how bce works


gamergodsoup

Thats exactly how it works


TimeMaster57

what are you on????


substanialslicealt

definitely drugs