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XanderTheMander

Technically that's not a tree, mods remove it! /s


Fedorito_

Aight biologist rant incoming: There is no such thing as a tree; when trying to come up with a definition for tree, one comes across many problems. One of these problems is that what we conventionally call trees, don't share a common ancestor that was also a tree. For example in the *Angiosperm* (flowering plants) family, "tree form" has evolved multiple times independently from non-tree ancestors. Because of this, for example an oak tree is closer related to a cucumber than to an apple tree. But those plants are all way closer related to eachother than to a pine tree. (And a palm tree is way closer related to oaks, apple trees and cucumbers than it is to a pine tree) So grouping trees on phylogeny is in my opinion not the way to go. You'd either *exclude* a whole lot of obvious trees from being trees, or you'd *include* a whole lot of non-trees in being trees. But maybe, you could instead decide tree means "tall woody plant". But that creates other problems. A lot of bushes are tall and woody, and a lot of plants are tall but not woody, and some *trees* are short and woody. In my opinion a palm is woody and tall enough to be called a tree. Your definition would have to be real in depth, and still you'd include some plants you'd rather not call tree, and you'd exclude some plants you *would* rather call a tree. So it is impossible to make a good definition for "tree" without being either too inclusive, too exclusive, or a hypocrite. Or you could just do what is in my opinion easiest: if it looks like a tree, it is a tree. /rant


XanderTheMander

I agree with what you mean. "Tree" is just a word we use to describe the world as we experience it and nature doesn't fit into perfect categories. It is similar to when people talk about different "species" of homo-sapiens that were able to breed with our ancestors. Part of the definition of speciation (spelling?) is that they are unable to produce fertile offspring. I was just making a lame joke, but I appreciate your thoughts.


WalrusSquare247

Wait a palm isn't a tree?


Mackheath1

Sadly, palms lack secondary growth and are actually ... grass. But the verdict is still out on that, at least here in floridaman-land. That being said, I appreciate whole wheat on palms.


WalrusSquare247

WAIT PALM TREES ARE GRASS? THATS SO COOL!!!


Fedorito_

They aren't grass, just closely related to it


rascible

So can I mow my trees?


Mackheath1

[I mean.. it's possible](https://youtu.be/8nWwHmIliXE?t=169). I don't recommend it - best to just staple bread to them.


ManosVanBoom

Herbbbbbssssss!!!!!


vigilantcomicpenguin

It appears that this subreddit has been no official ruling about what counts as a tree. We need an addendum to the Acceptable Bread List. Mods!


breadpillows

Too wholesome to remove


[deleted]

Whistles ffffffwwwww look at that beauty


Mezztradamus

Truly exotic.


stroop_waffles

Whats that plant growing on the side of it?


justcougit

Not a tree!!!!


Fedorito_

What is your definition of tree


justcougit

Idk but palms definitely are classified as herbs


notgivinafuck

Need to read subreddit names before opening posts. I expected crop of wheat in someone's hand.


donttayzondaymebro

Classic!


Projekt_audiotool

Y’all are insane lmao I just wanted a bread recipe bruh


loguedin

wait doesn't this violate rule #22?


bleedgreenNation

Looks like a tree to me. Very nice camera angle. Well done.