I respect your dignified composure over your anus, but internally I'm wildly confused.
You ate faeces at the beach? For fun? Medically? Perhaps you were attacked with some sort of poop gun?
I will die not knowing.
I've been away from the UK for about a decade, when I finally saw Alan Carr I wondered who on earth would ever employ such a witless twit nevermind make TV viewers suffer his nonsense.
Me playing Beethoven on the piano, after my hands and feet have been surgically swapped without the use of anaesthetic, while someone repeatedly fires a nail gun into my knees.
Needles approaching my eyes at a slow rate, with my eyes held open, Clockwork Orange style. Knowing I couldn’t get away from the needles, but seeing them come slowly.
I reckon that would be more thrilling and a much better spending of my time than Mrs Browns Boys.
Repeats of 1970s school student programmes about Physics, Chemistry, Trigonometry and other such subjects, hosted by men in white coats with mahoosive sideburns, awesome Lionels and kipper ties.
Liz Truss pissing away another 30bn
I'd rather watch that fucking lettuce wilting again on youtube live. Still can't believe it geniuinely outlasted whatever the hell she was.
That lettuce is a national treasure
By pissing on it.
A day collar /= water sports, but in this case I wouldn’t be surprised.
A This Is Your Life special featuring James Corden.
id rather lose my other nut to cancer
My grandma thrown into a volcano
His grandma thrown into a volcano
+1 for deep fried Grandma
Repeats of the Queen’s speech from years ago.
Is Charles going to do a 3pm speech this year ?
Yes but he'll be sued immediately by momentum pictures for copyright infringement..
I don't know why, I don't really like Charles He's just boring, where as Lizzy was, idk... Fun?
Paint dry.
its and actual crowd sourced film and is 10hrs long
Damn I’ve just seen you beat me to that one
I took some DVDs round to my parents. We watched Oppenheimer this weekend but over Christmas my dad wants to watch Hereditary & Midsomer 💀
Sounds simultaneously grim and excellent.
Sorry, I read that as Hereditary in Midsummer (as in Midsummer Murders). What a crossover that would be!
The journey of my faeces from arse back to Blackpool beach
Back?
Yes back. To where it came from. I will be answering no further questions on this matter
I respect your dignified composure over your anus, but internally I'm wildly confused. You ate faeces at the beach? For fun? Medically? Perhaps you were attacked with some sort of poop gun? I will die not knowing.
Oh good god this thread Made me laugh to my sleep.
I won't even have the TV on over Xmas so this will happily pass me by!
Who is this for?
Simpletons. Which I am, being simple enough to enjoy rich tea biscuits, but not quite enough to enjoy this.
Anything. I'd even watch Alan Carr over that shite.
I think you took it too far
Probably.
I've been away from the UK for about a decade, when I finally saw Alan Carr I wondered who on earth would ever employ such a witless twit nevermind make TV viewers suffer his nonsense.
how about Alan Carr special with James Corden as guest ?
My own feet being chewed my one of those bully XL dogs.
I love Agnes and Winnie.
I’m a Man Utd fan so I’m going to say Utd in their current form.
Video of the inside of my own arse on youtube.
Waiting in anticipation of the sequel.
The tears rolling down my face as I spend christmas alone.
My mum and dad during my own conception.
Oh you bastard!! That’s an evil one😂
My father being guided into his own father.
Who’s guiding him?
David Attenborough
Sounds like better show already
An Uber eats driver take a shit on a driveway
Fawlty towers over and over again. Or bottom anything other than this shite.
I'd rather watch someone cut my feet off and then beat me to death with them.
Needles being driven into my pupils!
A blank screen
Last years Christmas special, just by a hair though.
The back of my eye lids
The test card…
Man U vs Chelsea. Current form only. Way more laughs than this embarrassment
Me playing Beethoven on the piano, after my hands and feet have been surgically swapped without the use of anaesthetic, while someone repeatedly fires a nail gun into my knees.
You have just given me the best laugh I e had all day, that was genius thanks😁
Paint dry
My own entrails being twisted around a garden fork, which had been used to remove them...
My own autopsy.
Bo Selecta'
Needles approaching my eyes at a slow rate, with my eyes held open, Clockwork Orange style. Knowing I couldn’t get away from the needles, but seeing them come slowly. I reckon that would be more thrilling and a much better spending of my time than Mrs Browns Boys.
Repeats of 1970s school student programmes about Physics, Chemistry, Trigonometry and other such subjects, hosted by men in white coats with mahoosive sideburns, awesome Lionels and kipper ties.
Dr pimple popper and that is saying something
FML, is this dire shite on again this Christmas? Pornhub it is then