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Goontilt777

Can't wait for this bloody election to be over just so these fucks will roll their sleeves back down and stop saying "fighting for you" then they can all go back to self serving and we can go back to being ignored


Talonsminty

>can go back to being ignored Well that would be a huge upgrade on the last fifteen years. Much rather be ignored than actively fucked over.


Heliment_Anais

At this point it would have been better to just be fucked over. What transpires right now is more akin to flaying.


basefountain

Oh man what I’d give if it were just a little flay-play. Live footage colourised below of the situation and circumstances ![gif](giphy|zS7EYsxMroP7N925uc|downsized)


Xelathon1

I’d love just being allowed to fly under the radar and be happy than have my life being hacked from under me before I’m even able to live it (as a pre everything trans person on the waiting list)


Talonsminty

Yah man, I'm so jealous of our near ancestors. Imagine you could just work a few years in the factory, buy a house and just... live in it.


supaikuakuma

I’ll take ignorance of 19th to early 20th century life of the poor for 100.


Jemima_puddledook678

Obviously nobody meant the 1800s, it was hyperbole regarding the boomers in particular. 


Legitimate-Source-61

We can't have that....


inb4ww3_baby

It seems like no party really wants to win this election...so I think maybe let's vote Tories and let them fuck around and find out with the national service thing....just to be clear not making a threat of violence or any just simply saying no sometimes is the best form of protest


IHateMyselfLMAO67

Nice try Rishi. Not gonna make people vote for you that easily


Axxxem

Not voting tory is also a decent form of protest


yraco

Seriously lmao. "Vote for them and then oppose their policies to show them people they don't want those policies"... or just show them you don't want their policies by not voting for them in the first place.


jfks_headjustdidthat

Taking a shit on the ballot paper is a fat better form of protest; even better if delivered directly to Tory HQ.


inb4ww3_baby

Naw just let your vote do the talking and vote for who you think will do best for the country 


wales-bloke

You sound like one of those *twats* in America who voted for trump "for the keks". And then covid happened & hundreds of thousands of people died needlessly*. *I don't include covid denialists in the 'needlessly' category.


Crescent-IV

This is the dumbest thing I have read today


Conaz9847

I think the Truss situation shows politicians don’t care if they are maimed and ridiculed for making mistakes. They just carry the fuck on spewing their relative ideology.


Onasixx

Rishi on the burner acc


cubntD6

Do you are have stupid?


MrGingerella

Wow! How dare you joke 😂😂


SystemLordMoot

Yes let's vote for the people who have been actively making our country worse for the past near 15 years.


Anarchyantz

Oh and don't forget his election idea of "Vote for me and we will bring back conscription and compulsory national service". But I am sure his family and friends will be fine at home with their SKY subscription and Haribo.


Flaky_Tumbleweed3598

I think at some point we laughed at him so hard for his dumb idea that he snapped and threatened to take away our bank accounts if we don't vote for mandatory conscription


Anarchyantz

I mean they already are now spending billions on bringing in the ability to view your bank accounts in real time if you are disabled or Unemployed so they can see the second you dare go over a limit to "curb fraud" which is a tiny minority but yeah lets persecute all us who are crippled and need to, you know live. Let us not look into the billions that he and his cronies steal in PPE scandals, backhanders, multiple homes etc.


DrBeatlesDogWho

Just for 18 year olds


ThatOldMan_01

His kids will serve in the Habbo Hotel Regiment or something


Ill-Drink3563

They'll just get passports from their mother's side


DrBeatlesDogWho

There has been no word of Conscription.


virgin_goat

Few more days and he will be supporting russia to get farages voters back


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Then-Employment-9075

The guy could break his wrist loading a pistol


Saeward

Ironically, there's been a few conspiracy theories floating around that the election was called because Rishi doesn't want to be a wartime prime minister and that Starmer is basically been given the role because he's a Trilateral Commission stooge who will basically follow America in any military or geopolitical actions.


LadyEvaBennerly

Who are we going to war with?


Saeward

You not been reading the news for the last few years?


BigfootsBestBud

It's a fair question considering there's so many "potential" wars. Russia, obviously. China, Iran, or even getting involved more with Israel. I think it's more likely we're entering a second Cold War, with the state of the global economy I don't think anyone would get involved in an overt WW3 - especially between global powers like Russia


Moment_37

You really need to ignore random trolls that are talking our of their ass on the Internet.


Bango-Fett

Who are we going to war with that won’t end up in nuclear Armageddon for everyone involved?


Saeward

Hezbollah initially by the sounds of it.


Strict-Lawfulness932

Rishi is a cunt and he should be booted out of the job asap for sure. But if UK ends up being at war, we end up fighting it no matter who is in charge.


Lime5756

I'm not sure who this mystical "we" is. 17 here and not a soul I know would take up arms for the cunts in government, especially not when they consistently fuck us over to stuff more money into their pockets. Guarantee most of my generation and a few from the last will dodge any draft they send.


TheNorthernJevans

I don't understand why this is seen as fighting for the government, the PM or whatever. The most likely situation, is if Russia attacks Eastern Europe then it's our country, our friends and family, and the whole of Europe we would be fighting for. 


Substantial-Newt7809

That there are Brits who would willingly allow the country to be conquered, who would have been happy to see a foreign countries draped over British buildings by said foreign conquerers disgusts me. Perhaps it's the ignorance of youth to believe you're fighting on behalf of your government rather than to protect your family from their would be murderer.


PierogiSlayer

Which foreign country is going to conquer the UK? Last I checked the UK did but quite border the Donbass region. A much more realistic risk is the UK deleted in a nuclear exchange because we can't stop meddling in foreign affairs. Either way, I think most aren't willing to fight for a government that is surrendering the country to foreigners anyways - different means, same result.


Substantial-Newt7809

If you weren't so ignorant you'd be aware that weakening the UK or seeing it destroyed has been the foreign policy of Russia for over a century now. That policy has survived regime changes, it's that ingrained in them. Why? Because the UK opposes Russian-European expansionism, something that all great powers agreed to following 1814 as European expansionism always results in continent-wide war. Better to fight a smaller war than an inevitable larger war later on.


Baguetterekt

Why would Russia bother invading us when they can just buy out all our right wing politicians? Far cheaper and more efficient. Just look at the huge amount of Russian money that went into the Leave Brexit campaign. The UK is a nuclear power situated on an island and by sheer coincidence has an extremely experienced and powerful navy. It's much more likely that any war the UK enters will be a foreign war and my family and friends have pretty much nothing to gain from winning the war besides a ruined economy. Even if a war did start, I'm probably more likely to be killed by my racist comrade in arms since every UK politician fearmongers over immigrants and China.


Substantial-Newt7809

It was those right-wing politicians in the UK who started sending material support to Ukraine, in order to kill Russians, as soon as the invasion began. Yes, Russian foreign policy is to weaken the UK by any means, Brexit was the result of a misinformation campaign that targeted the electorate. The UK has everything to lose because of our geography. Because of the countries shape, it is entirely possible to essentially cut the UK in half and cripple any arterial connections. I'm sorry that you believe that a significant proportion of the UK would be more likely to shoot you than an enemy soldier but I can't really agree with that.


GandalfTheGimp

Any war is in and over Ukraine, Lithuania, Croatia, Poland. I'm not getting shot over some slav.


Substantial-Newt7809

Then don't get shot. But the moment we defect on allies that we swore to protect is the moment that they're screwed and we're screwed to. If they lose, we're next. If they win, we're next to. If you don't think that if we failed to honor article 5 that NATO would cripple the UK then you're delusional.


GandalfTheGimp

Article 5 doesn't mean "send the army over". We are a very long way away from any potential war in Finland.


Substantial-Newt7809

We already have military deployed at NATO positions in Europe including a large presence in Estonia. Not much to send over


Anthrocenic

When the country is threatened, you aren’t fighting for the government, you’re fighting for your country.


Baguetterekt

What if the country is being threatened because of the actions of the government who stand to profit greatly from war? If I fought in that war, very much seems like Im only fighting for the government.


Christopher6765

I'm 19. If the government forces us to fight in a war I will jump off a cliff. I would rather die than kill other people.


PoorTriRowDev

At 17, you're on Rishi's hit list for "bringing back national service." Of course, you can vote against it if you don't like it. Well, you can't. Which is his point. The people who can vote for it say "National Service didn't do me any harm", mainly because they didn't do it if they are under 80. A policy that only applies to people who can't vote and has never applied to the people who will vote for it is totally what this lot do.


avacado_smasher

If the enemy would murder and rape your family if they got to them you'd be all over a weapon and heading to the frontline before you could say smashed avocado who gives a fuck about the government. Look at the atrocities in Ukraine...fight or not you'd be tortured and murdered as a young man...raped if you're a women. Yeah pass.


Affect-Fragrant

I mean….men can get raped too…


VisenyaRose

You don't fight for your government you fight for your family and what would happen if you don't. And the King.


Lime5756

King can go fuck himself an all.


ASlyChickenCorma

Oooooooo edgy 17 year old and his 2-3 pubic hairs


Lime5756

Do you frequently talk about young boys' pubic hairs? That's a bit weird, mate.


ASlyChickenCorma

Think you’ve just outed yourself as the weirdo here ‘mate’, ‘2-3’ = two to three you absolute brick of a human being. Thanks for the chuckle and enjoy your day you flid. Edit - still cracking up at your incredible lack of intelligence


Lime5756

Oh, you're really upset.


ASlyChickenCorma

No no, don’t mistake me commenting as being upset. Im commenting because you keep feeding me laughs and it’s excellent. I also see you didn’t comment on your howler of being unable to comprehend basic English earlier, these are all feeding into the ‘this kids not got a dad’ pot. Anyway man, I’ll leave you to it. Have a good day lil buddy


Lime5756

I'm not sure where the idea of me being illiterate has come from, but sure, whatever helps you sleep at night.


nealsie

What a cunt you are!


PresentlyHelpful

'I see you didn't comment on your howler of being unable to comprehend basic English earlier' is riddled with syntax errors. If you're going to try and belittle someone based off their grammar, at least make sure your grammar is correct. You condescending twat.


LegalAbbreviations90

Bro, you really shouldn’t have responded


ASlyChickenCorma

Bro, you’re tedious


LegalAbbreviations90

Honestly just looking out for you


vshedo

Ooooh brain fried gammon motherfucker with a viagra prescription


ASlyChickenCorma

Hahahahahahaha LOVE weirdos, you’re definitely on the Chem trail vibe, have a good day thicko


vshedo

Don't you have a Royal Ascot tape to go jerk off to? Fuck off already 🤡


ASlyChickenCorma

Hahaha, never been to Ascot young man, Never been to the races. Thanks for confirming you’re into chem trails, additional chuckling has commenced Edit - anyway, back to work; I’ll check in with you and your needle dick a bit later. Have a good day pumpkin


vshedo

The hell has chemtrails got to do with it? I'm calling you a mentally deficient royalist. Go laugh, i mean maybe your carer will put cbeebees on for you too.


Silly-Tax8978

Get off your knees, serf


ASlyChickenCorma

Oooo further edginess, I’m not even a royalist I just love when people have their personality as anti establishment, get a grip, get a job, get on with life


NoPotato2470

You’re the problem with that mindset , oh I work at Asda here king take 1/3 of my pay good sir


Wonderful-Parsley-24

Yeah, I’m more sure most of your generation and a few from the last would dodge regardless of who was telling you to fight and your opinion has little to do with the conservatives.


Lime5756

Yeah, nah, I'd happily fight for a government that actually benefits the average and worse off people. These cunts have actively made it worse for us.


Wonderful-Parsley-24

And what government would that be? You’re sadly labouring under the impression ANY government will make things better for people at our level. They won’t. They never ever have. And they never will. We pay these fucks and they forget who their paymasters are. It’s you and me. Getting up at 05.00 every day in order to pay tax. It’s not just the tories. It’s whoever gets in. Please don’t tell me I’m mistaken. I know I’m not. Labour will be equally bad. The only difference is that there will be more women with penises and shamima Begham will be able to move back.


Lime5756

As much as I agree with you, I can't let the hope that some half decent cunt will show up eventually die. I'd have no reason to stay without that shred of optimism.


Wonderful-Parsley-24

Well I hope one day you get what you hope for. All I know is in my 49 years it’s not happened. And I can’t see it happening anytime soon…


Andrelliina

>The only difference is that there will be more women with penises and shamima Begham will be able to move back. What is that drivel meant to be?


TheWolf12222

Not really lol send me to jail instead I ain’t fighting for them 🫡 ima sit my ass in jail and relax


orkboss12

Hey, we may be jailmate. I call top bunkbed because I'm not dir gor this country or the rich asshole


ALUCARDHELLSINS

If there's a war im suddenly becoming a Buddhist lol Fuck fighting for these cunts


ministryninja

I genuinely don't understand his endgame. Why does a multimillionaire want a job he doesn't need where the country will inevitably hate him?


Party-Independent-25

Think of the government contracts for his family and his mates 💰💸💵💶💷💴💷💶💵💸💰💲🤑


ImNotALLM

He's hungry for power and control, not just money. Once you're worth millions, money doesn't feed the ego quite as well


shredditorburnit

He's got a desperate need for approval. It's quite sad really, given all he's achieved in his personal life, that he can't be happy until we all worship at the Alter of Rishi. Sadly for him, most of us think he's a tosser and are perfectly happy saying so.


VisenyaRose

When you have all the money in the world you try and grab status.


Substantial-Newt7809

He doesn't. He got the job knowing the ship was sinking, there was no turning it around. But former-PM is an infinitely milkable cash cow that he will capitalize on for the next 40 years, in addition to the mates rates and contracts given out by the government for consultancy and digital services.


MattCDnD

It’s a job that grants you access to seats at tables that wealth alone doesn’t. And that access lasts long after he’s done with the job too.


MrWigBilly

You’ll be going whichever one gets in


Estimated-Delivery

It won’t be him that sends us to war, it’ll be Putin. We’re not ready now, and taking into consideration that we all seem to believe nothing will happen and it’s all bollocks, we won’t be when it happens. You know that three-days of food and water the Government suggested we keep, that was based on the likely lockdown which would be imposed should there be a nuclear attack to allow the fall-out (the dust contains radiation in the form of alpha and beta particles) to dissipate. We cannot just ignore the warning signs, if we don’t want to defend our country and way of life, what comes later won’t be pleasant. So, my so and yours won’t be just marched off to war but it’s a gentle reminder that life will be changing.


Andrelliina

Ever heard of MAD? One launch and the planet dies. There won't be a nuclear war


littleassassin0

Yeah cause three days of food is gonna save you from a nuclear attack. If they ever do launch we are all gonna die and that’s the end of it.


just4nothing

To be honest, sabotaging the tories chances of another 5 years in power is the best thing rishi ever did for the uk


Skrandor

If labour lower the voting age to 16 the tories will never be in power again. This pleases me.


ggekko999

I think you may be on the wrong end of the stick, have you seen the world recently? It’s the Government’s job to keep the nation in a state of readiness to defend itself if necessary.


GrimmwulfeGaming

It's not though, that's the military's job. Also nothing about this country in the last 15 years has been in any state of 'readiness' when a growing population are literally struggling to survive due to economic strangleholds. How the fuck are you going to have readily available well armed well fueled individuals ready to take up arms if the health service is been sliced to ribbons and no one has food or homes?


thatdudeoverdthee

No he isn't, stop this nonsense, the draft isn't "going to war"


Rednwh195m

The tories have come up with the modern equivalent of the Land Army. Low paid (accommodation & food only) as cheap labour to replace the work force we had pre brexit.


BrakoSmacko

The way things are heading its mostly likely going to result in a world war. But I can understand the youth rejecting this fucking cunt.


Tamel_Eidek

Bro can suck my dick.


ContributionNo7699

Someone needs to put on the frotline without any guns


ThatOldMan_01

he needs double the ears - have you seen that jug eared git


jim1995x

This fool must have secured a favorable arrangement with the government to hold such a position, despite already being a billionaire. The maggot wouldn't even have the strength to lift a firearm, let alone engage in combat. He is utterly useless and should be discarded


lucidbadger

You forgot the rain


generic_thingy

BRITAIN IS A DUMP!!!!1!!!


elegant_thief

*EVERYONE VOTE GREEN PARTY* 🗳️


kex1212

Rushi the stupid tosser who has got no sense . If brains were domino's he be knocking . This country has gone down as quicker than a prostitute. So many people starving ,can't pay bills , rising rents Mortgage payments benefit cuts .why doesn't this tosser get taxed at a high rate he can afford it he's a millionaire. And it makes me so sad that this country is in a state. This government is corrupt lying and selfish thinking of they own pockets.i think its disgraceful how they been .the man rushing and he predisessors are all corrupt, get them out


antdb1

seems to me no matter who we vote for we will be getting fucked in the ass rishi - he will achieve nothing the national service will never happen (forced military service never works ( i would not be against teenagers doing a year helping elders or hospitals ect they are desperate for manpower and i see teenagers sitting on corners doing nothing. farage- although i agree with he's policy on imigration even if elected he wont have the powe to actualy do anything so nothing will change he will probly send 1 plane then forget about it labour - their candiate is racist towards white people (check he's twitter feed) not to mention they promote anti jewish hate and condome violence in protests (20 banks being smashed up) i wont be voting for the possibility 1 of them might use lube when they fuck us lmao


EvolvingEachDay

Honestly feels like he’s getting revenge on the Tory party cause of some shit going on behind the scenes.


FlukeylukeGB

what he fails to understand is a majority of the under 30's right now, if forced into the army and given a gun and told "fight the baddies" over there will instantly turn around and wage war on the "high wage Elites" and the "goverment" since that is who the under 30s see as "the bad guys" currently


Substantial-Newt7809

A lot of people think that, until they see the first mutineers summarily executed for treason. Then suddenly it's not so much of a problem anymore.


Alternative_Motor485

I think a lot of young (gender affirming) people need to go to war. See what life is like outside of their cozy island with universal credit and police force.


BallisticBlocker

“Go risk your life, you’ve lived in safety for long enough” Why do you believe that life needs a risk of death? Shouldn’t a comfier life be the goal?


waltersnuts

If there's no Spotify in the tank, I'm taking it to parliament, and he won't be happy.


Armageddon369

‼️TORYS OUT FOREVER‼️


Bakubroforlife

Yeah , how does he expect votes , People don't wanna go to war or send their kids to war (I hope)


dregjdregj

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Littleleicesterfoxy

Bro sending you to war if you don’t vote for someone else.


Silly-Tax8978

This character is too tall to be that short arse bastard Sunak


Timely-Analysis6082

Tbh I think service is good. It doesn’t have to be military just as long as it’s a public service which is for the greater good


RelevantPositive8340

It just might get older voters to vote for him just to get rid of you whining babies and grow up a bit. You've never had it so easy


boedoboy

Conscription is a bad idea but national service for all young people is a good idea - mandatory to do a month for armed forces, charity, community project, environmental conservation project, etc. Would teach young people the value of contributing to society/planet, while very likely helping them learn things about themselves. Note: I spent 2 years in Army Reserves while at university and learnt a lot about myself! Also volunteered at a school summer camp for disadvantaged kids and really enjoyed that experience too.


Total-Classroom-9893

Just needs to hurry up and happen in my opinion sooner we go the sooner we get somewhat of an empire back 😅


DaveyBeefcake

All a political party has to do is stop immigration and they would get 99% of the vote.


FrustratedPCBuild

It’s the cynical, and likely accurate, calculation that this will attract more pensioner votes than the youth votes it would lose because most young people don’t bother voting, and of those that do, very few vote Tory. This is catnip for the Tory faithful.


Intelligent_Put_8668

It's not his decision to begin with so Kier don't try to counter any military topic. Hint: It's NATO top down forced policies. Another Hint: Kier or King or anybody in British politics ain't not bigger than NATO.


MaxJhonso

Fuck yeah I'm for it


ReshiramColeslaw

Should be an open goal for labour, and yet we seem to be trying to muck it up in every way possible


Eraserhead32

Well if the Tories were going to send us to war, Labour definitely will. There's barely any difference between the 2 parties now.


cheerfulintercept

Not true. One party is into climate denial whereas even if you think Labour is moving too slow it does place climate in a prominent place in its manifesto. Believing they’re all the same and stoking indifference and disengagement is what the Tories want.


RtHonourableVoxel

Braindead take and lack of understanding


IFightPewdsForGfuel

Labour sent us to Iraq and Afghan....


KiltimaghGirl

Time to get my head examined again….


Skrandor

He's total scum. Send him to war, preferably strapped to a missile.


daddy_jay_x

Lol, you think you can vote your way out of ww3


Standard_Airport_476

And if you don't go he is freezing your bank account and driving license 😂..Man is a fuckwit 😂


dr_scitt

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watchman28

Mods, can we ban AI memes please?


bluecheese2040

Plenty of reason to get sunak out without lying like this.


AvocadoIndependent53

Anyone who could vote for him seriously needs a head check 💩💩💩😭😭😭😱😱😱


GingerAki

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Soggy-Armadillo7205

Labour will send you war too lmao, they're a uni party them and lib dem


Beancounter_1968

Wanna tell a little story about a kid with no sky Grew up got ritchy and now wavin bye bye To all the poor kids on the block he sendin to war To fight for the rich old men who simply gettin more more Wont do nothing to help you despite your bravery But he got the courage to bring back slavery


Windhelm_Gustloff

Labour with a record of taking us into unnecessary foreign conflict of unprecedented proportion will certainly not be a better alternative. The time is now to discard both of the failed main parties who have duped us for far too long. Vote independent, or Reform. You think 5 pointed starmer will not do israels bidding? Please. You're smarter than that.....right?


Individual-Classic-4

How many people realise it’s not actually conscription though?


adidas_stalin

No matter who we vote for they’re all shit…don’t know if I’ll even bother voting with the lineup we have


Robestos86

Then they'll continue to be shit...


Andvari9

Never throw away your only chance to do something. Even if all the options are shit some are simply way worse.


jaggs117

Don't think national service is a bad thing. But he is


_IcyFresh_

People having to go to war for whatever lies the governments tell us is a bad thing tho


Redragon9

National service doesn’t mean anyone is going to war.


Ill-Drink3563

It means they can be sent to war, without conscription.


Redragon9

Like I said, it doesn’t mean anyone is going to war. Who are we going to war with? A nuclear powered nation like Russia or China? Don’t be naïve.


Asmov1984

Why do we keep portraying it like they mean the army? They intend to use national service to force kids into low paying jobs don't they?


station-shunter44

All I see with this election is different bureaucrats sane bureaucracy If we need to decide laws why do we not bludge in each other till we agree. Also I can't remember how much cocaine I shipped out to reform uk last week


MrTrendizzle

Print the Geneva convention out, highlight a few entries you wish to complete first. Maybe order them from easiest to hardest etc... When drafted the military will have to agree they took you on knowing you're intentions were to commit war crimes which puts the entire military and government in to a very sticky situation. Plus i don't think military prison is that bad. I mean 3 meals a day, 24 hours alone with no fuck wits to annoy you and no enemy trying to kill you. I doubt the people in military prison want to stab you or use you as a fuck sleeve so it can't be that bad right?