I am designing a range of man dresses. They have a different cut of course, and pockets. I am utterly fed up of belts. Men are totally the wrong shape for belts.
When you go to meet your Tinder date thinking she's a quirky relaxed type but it turns out she's a 65 thousand tonne Queen Elizabeth class aircraft carrier with a compliment of 24 F35 lightnings, with a range of 10,000 Mike's & a top speed of 32 knots.
Happened to me 3 times now.
I now have a fear that Sunaks wife is standing behind me at all times. Far away at first but slowly getting closer over time. I can never see her though because when I turn around, she dissappears. But I know she's there!
The closest we'll ever get to an apology.
To be fair he was quite contrite and apologetic. Obviously, millions died and the rest of us that survived had to watch as his lot held illegal party after party, so an apology from the wealthiest prime minister in history doesn't really cut it, but it's more than we got from the last two cunts that stood where he stood.
She does look a little freaky - that face, the lighting, the weird dress - but does anyone else see a woman just wanting to be there to support her guy at a very low point?
She should've stepped slightly closer until she was right behind him. All the time staring at the camera.
I think we all know who wears the trousers in that relationship.
I’ve never liked that expression
Why not?
Well we all wear trousers don’t we
Only if I'm being paid to
Yeah but you still won't let us wear dresses.
Nah you’re perfectly welcome to wear them. We tend not to gaf
Decided you don't actually need pockets then?
I am designing a range of man dresses. They have a different cut of course, and pockets. I am utterly fed up of belts. Men are totally the wrong shape for belts.
Someone on another thread referenced WWI Battleship camouflage and now I can't unsee it.
They’d bloody good ones too, that’s not his wife, it’s actually HMS prince of wales!
When you go to meet your Tinder date thinking she's a quirky relaxed type but it turns out she's a 65 thousand tonne Queen Elizabeth class aircraft carrier with a compliment of 24 F35 lightnings, with a range of 10,000 Mike's & a top speed of 32 knots. Happened to me 3 times now.
Worst of all, you never know if she’s coming or going
Nobody can tell which way she’s going
Right, most likely.
Whilst punching downwards
Give em the ol razzle dazzle
Always 73 yards away…
She looks like what she looks like, she looks like what she is
Forever, and ever, and ever, and ever…
Maybe he is. but. we can all see as well
Oh good: thought it was just me.
What are you talking about are you crazy this isn't even Reddit!
HahahHa that would explain the padded cell.
I hope it's warm enough in here for us both jimbul.
you’ll be back
Immediately thought that
Isn’t that his wallet?
Looks like he's being haunted by a woman who's just lost 5 years of government contracts
Must be so tough being a billionaire. He’ll soon be off to American to become even richer-calling in all those favours he did while being PM.
I now have a fear that Sunaks wife is standing behind me at all times. Far away at first but slowly getting closer over time. I can never see her though because when I turn around, she dissappears. But I know she's there!
…and she won’t walk… she’ll float 🫨
The closest we'll ever get to an apology. To be fair he was quite contrite and apologetic. Obviously, millions died and the rest of us that survived had to watch as his lot held illegal party after party, so an apology from the wealthiest prime minister in history doesn't really cut it, but it's more than we got from the last two cunts that stood where he stood.
The wet lettuce lol 🤣
I'm sure he got one hell of a no-lube-pegging with the ass master 4000 after he lost the election.
https://preview.redd.it/1p4hg17j3xad1.jpeg?width=750&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=c59c673cd16019f7f40887a8d010d82392089288
she looks like something from the conjuring movie franchise
"If you hit me at 40 miles per hour, there's a 90% chance I'll die." *deeply unpleasant slithering noises*
THE GRUDGE 
Never ever
Still got the crosswalk pattern too
Crosswalk? Yank alert! Yank alert! 🚨🚨🚨
It baffles me that people call a zebra crossing anything other than a zebra crossing
Honestly I had a brain fart and turned American for a split second, send help
Mandatory 8 hrs of Only Fools and Horses for you!
Nurse! Setup the tea drip and get the custard creams!
It baffles me that they're still called zebra crossings in Hong Kong, even though they have yellow stripes instead of white
🤣
I'm gripping
Anyone seen the film 'It follows'...?
Did he run someone over? 😮
Poor thing still has the tire tracks on her.
Looks like a scene out of Little Britain
I like her Dazzle camouflage, makes it very difficult to see her course and speed...
Feels like that new Dr Who episode
73 yards exactly
Why does she look like she should be 73 yards away?
What’s the 73 yards reference..?
funky episode in the latest Dr Who season https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/73_Yards
Thanks
Is that one of those weeping angels from Dr Who. She'll stop if he turns round.
Come on guys let's give him a break he didn't have sky sports
She does look a little freaky - that face, the lighting, the weird dress - but does anyone else see a woman just wanting to be there to support her guy at a very low point?
Don’t be silly, they’ve bled the country dry to line their own pockets. The only low point are their morals.
That's true too. Thanks for reining-in my empathy.
There is no cure for psychopathy
Terrifying, thank God that nightmare is over!
😀😀👍
The shining lol 🤣
To be fair its a fucking cool dress. I want one.
https://ominana.com/products/lina-dress
I was watching thinking “why does she look like she’s wearing road markings”
At least she had a brolly.
Tesco bag
Or a ww1 dreadnought
The woman on the back is sitting
The Woman in Black (2012) https://i.redd.it/dj82t214h6bd1.gif
Is that the new zebra crossing outside number 10?
obviously ladies first at all..;)
I mean I've heard with Muslims, women are meant to walk behind their husbands but that's a distance 🤨
They aren’t Muslim
My bad
This Indian guy with this Indian girl Government United Kongdom look 👀 this mediocre Indians