If you're serious than I suggest you keep your head down and play the long game. Propose to her and then on wedding day leave her at the altar and move to another city
Should he take all the photos albums or do those have to stay in Cleveland. When my ex left me in Houston for Tennessee, they took everything, even my clothes. Practically stole my identity which makes no sense for them and was just a petty thing to do. But that’s my ex for ya. I’ve moved on, and they’ve become a flaming dumpster fire. Still a bit awkward because we have mutual frenemies and have to confront each other a couple times a year. But I always seem to get the better of my ex. They even dumped their last guy after I shamed my ex WHILE THEY WERE WEARING MY OLD CLOTHES!
We’re stronger without them is what I say.
Ok. This was good shit.
I'm a titans fan who could not give a single fuck about the oilers "legacy." I'd trade it to you for a third round pick this year.
I do like the luv ya blue though. It's ridiculous that both of our franchises choose to play in janitor uniform navy.
What’s this talk about the Oilers? You’re projecting again tits fan. You have to move on. You’re doing really well building a healthy relationship with the jar of mayo. Where scary Dline?
Way I see it you have two options
1. You dump her, sending her a video of you urinating on her grandfathers headstone in the process
2. You marry her, infiltrate the inner circle of the Baltimore Ravens, work your way into the front office as a nepotism hire, and feed info constantly back to the Browns
Really don’t see any other outcomes here, the choice is yours
Yes…execute on option two or abandon your fandom. You now have one job and one job only. For every loss to Baltimore from here on out you, and only you, are responsible
Seems simple to me, screw her like her family screwed us.
But seriously take her for everything she's got, it's the reparations this fanbase deserves.
(This was all sarcasm, be nice to the poor girl she has to live everyday with what her grandfather has done)
Not anymore.... Going to be a solid chance someone reading this knows her and has forwarded it to her. I can't imagine she'll be too happy to get flamed on the internet by the dude that's banging her.
None of Modell's children or grandchildren are genetically related to him. He adopted his kids from his wife's previous relationship. So, they wont look like him
Art did amazing things in Cleveland and threw it all away chasing that dollar. He was also a known jerk and cheap
Great great niece is pretty insignificant. I think I am a 7th cousin to William McKinley, but saying that didn't get me any chicks or political favors.
Get real good with her, date her for many years, fall in love, get ready to pop the question.....
Then throw her off to the side and start dating Glendennings daughter make ans make aure to give her the ring.
Think that's sound advice lol.
Seriously though. If she's a good lady, I wouldn't worry about it no need to hold the Sins of the great great Uncle against her.
The bloodline is watered down. Could just be a grudge fck too? Slide in some ravens lines real quiet during a sesh and see if it turns her on? (It could disgust her too, so proceed with caution) Good luck and god speed soldier! 🤣🤣🤣
Based on your comment history, I doubt it.
And if by chance it's true, hopefully she dumps your loser ass trying to real-life embarrass and dox someone on reddit.
If you're serious than I suggest you keep your head down and play the long game. Propose to her and then on wedding day leave her at the altar and move to another city
Be sure to leave in the night with a moving truck and no warning whatsoever
Might I recommend Baltimore
Should he take all the photos albums or do those have to stay in Cleveland. When my ex left me in Houston for Tennessee, they took everything, even my clothes. Practically stole my identity which makes no sense for them and was just a petty thing to do. But that’s my ex for ya. I’ve moved on, and they’ve become a flaming dumpster fire. Still a bit awkward because we have mutual frenemies and have to confront each other a couple times a year. But I always seem to get the better of my ex. They even dumped their last guy after I shamed my ex WHILE THEY WERE WEARING MY OLD CLOTHES! We’re stronger without them is what I say.
Ok. This was good shit. I'm a titans fan who could not give a single fuck about the oilers "legacy." I'd trade it to you for a third round pick this year. I do like the luv ya blue though. It's ridiculous that both of our franchises choose to play in janitor uniform navy.
What’s this talk about the Oilers? You’re projecting again tits fan. You have to move on. You’re doing really well building a healthy relationship with the jar of mayo. Where scary Dline?
Lol tits fans, I think there's a lot of those out there
Please take my upvote good sir! 🤣
WEARING YOUR OLD CLOTHES? wowza, that's wild.
its a oilers relocation joke lol
Hahahahahahaha I’m sad now
Or work your way into the family wealth (cue succession music)….rebuy the Ravens and move the team to San Juan Puerto Rico
The Annexation of Puerto Rico. Brilliant!
🤣🤣🤣 Hey yo Nubie, is that you? “Fumblerooski!”
If she really is a Modell, she’s squandered all the wealth.
She had to take out a loan to ok I don’t know the end of this Andre Rison joke
That's the real play. Just leaving her wouldn't do anything.
Judging by OP's post history, I doubt he's serious.
I mean if she inherited something maybe play the even longer game and take half the money just do that in the middle of the night.
Night before
you magnificent bastard
Fuck no. This is our city. A Modell will kick us out of it when Hell freezes over.
And then change your last name to Raven.
That’s so Raven
If he also has a rich friend, he can fly out of town on his jet. Then his friend with the jet can go back and marry her.
It's only fair
Way I see it you have two options 1. You dump her, sending her a video of you urinating on her grandfathers headstone in the process 2. You marry her, infiltrate the inner circle of the Baltimore Ravens, work your way into the front office as a nepotism hire, and feed info constantly back to the Browns Really don’t see any other outcomes here, the choice is yours
3. Ultimately end up owning the Ravens and move the team to Mexico City.
Why relocate, I’d prefer just a full dissolution of the franchise
Go full Rachel Phelps first. Make that team worse that what we put out there in 2017!
Trade Lamar for a 6th round and Watson and I’m in Get it done OP!
Hell yeah!! Saltburn their asses!
Yes…execute on option two or abandon your fandom. You now have one job and one job only. For every loss to Baltimore from here on out you, and only you, are responsible
You need to infilitrate the family for us as a sleeper agent
“What were going to ask of you isn’t fair to you. Your friends and family will disown you. You will get a new identity.”
Someone took r/FuckModell a bit too literally I see
Fuck Art Modells granddaughter.
I have a feeling he is already doing that.
It's almost like fucking Art by proxy... What a win!
Seems simple to me, screw her like her family screwed us. But seriously take her for everything she's got, it's the reparations this fanbase deserves. (This was all sarcasm, be nice to the poor girl she has to live everyday with what her grandfather has done)
Everyone right now is googeling Art Modell's granddaughter to see what homey hitting.
lol just googled art modell’s granddaughter and this post was the first thing to come up
I did this and couldn't find a picture, so they might be minors and homey young?
Typed in art modell and it’s literally the suggest search rn lmao
Anal only
Go Browns.
I spat out my coffee.
😂😂😂
Not anymore.... Going to be a solid chance someone reading this knows her and has forwarded it to her. I can't imagine she'll be too happy to get flamed on the internet by the dude that's banging her.
He *was* having an existential crisis. That has been averted.
Assuming she can read
You just doxxed yourself posting this lmao.
Worst sleeper agent of all time…
Marry them, take their money, give it to me to pay my bills.
She’s a Modell, there is no money.
When a millionaire goes bankrupt they still tend to have more money than most people.
Yeah, before filing for bankruptcy the smart ones funnel it down to their… granddaughter? OP, delete this thread!
Art bankrupted 2 NFL franchises, what makes you think there is any left?
What the actual shit is your post history
You're dating Alia Harkonnen Atreides?
Probably take this off reddit so she doesn’t find out the guy she’s been hooking up with for a few months is posting about it online?
Yeah either the sleeper agent or the marry her then dump her and move ideas
She's can't be attractive...is she?
If you ignore the horns, cloven feet, and icy cackle, probably not too bad.
If you don't give her a Cleveland Steamer for the boys, you're dead to me.
This is the way
Is she fooling around with a Browns fan to get even with dad? Multiple daughters? Have you got the black sheep, the crazy one, or the drunk?
The Drunk for sure she’s an alcoholic
This girls stock is rapidly rising
Is it serious or just working that ass?
None of Modell's children or grandchildren are genetically related to him. He adopted his kids from his wife's previous relationship. So, they wont look like him Art did amazing things in Cleveland and threw it all away chasing that dollar. He was also a known jerk and cheap
She appreciates an early pullout
We all say fuck Art Modell, but someone's out there living it.
The only wrong option here is to treat her nicely and not completely blame her for her grandfathers actions.
Did he sire a son? I thought cracksmoker David was his stepson.
Ahhh David. The Eric Trump of 1995.
Just a side bar: I don’t think Art had any kids of his own. I know the prick in the Believeland documentary was adopted.
Great great niece is pretty insignificant. I think I am a 7th cousin to William McKinley, but saying that didn't get me any chicks or political favors.
Sounds fishy. Art would be 99 years old. Are you sure you’re not dating his Great Granddaughter?
All of my grandparents would be over 100 now. This may come as a surprise to you, but old people fuck too.
God that's hot. Go on.
Nursing homes actually have crazy high STD rates
Say it again. *Slowly.*
More likely, I just know they’re related
Art had no children, he adopted his wife’s boys.
Go ass to mouth.
Dude is literally fucking Modell
make sure you put that on the internet where nobody will ever find it
Weird, me too.
That’s like a vampire sleeping with a van helsing
It’s up to you how you play that You could be a hero. Lol
Bro, you can do the funniest thing ever
Get real good with her, date her for many years, fall in love, get ready to pop the question..... Then throw her off to the side and start dating Glendennings daughter make ans make aure to give her the ring. Think that's sound advice lol. Seriously though. If she's a good lady, I wouldn't worry about it no need to hold the Sins of the great great Uncle against her.
I dated Dennis greens granddaughter for a few months. He died while we were together.
You must plow! Dick her into the dirt and leave her there for years
This guy took Fuck Art Modell literally
Buy her a ticket to Baltimore
Only 1 thing to do. Every time you get lucky, get a round trip ticket to Art Modell’s grave and brag about how you banged his great great niece.
... Please tell her her grandfather is a subhuman piece of shit for us. No hard feelings, have a good life, but I hope y'all don't have progeny.
You’re fumbling so bad man delete this
Don’t over think it. The wrong doing of her family tree doesn’t fall into her hands
uh...you probably shouldn't post this in a public forum...
Lmaoooo good luck.
break her heart like her grandfather broke y’all’s hearts. completely reasonable and needed in this situation.
Find out where he is buried then go piss on his grave.
Disgusting
I'm sure she is great with money.
If she's cool and you dig her concert her to a Browns fan and bang her in full on Brown's gear. Even better dressed as Brownie 🤣🤣
It's only appropriate to have her pin all her hopes and dreams for the future on you and then leave her and move away.
Now you gotta FHUTA!
Careful, she's gonna leave you for a richer guy
You know what you must do...
I once hooked up with Bubby Brister’s niece.
Don’t sign a prenup marry inherit the team and move them to Mexico City
Does Bernie Kosar have kids?
Get that bag $$$
Congrats on the sex!
Does she have a sister
Ew.
Hope you’re going raw. You might hit the baby jackpot and never work again.
The bloodline is watered down. Could just be a grudge fck too? Slide in some ravens lines real quiet during a sesh and see if it turns her on? (It could disgust her too, so proceed with caution) Good luck and god speed soldier! 🤣🤣🤣
Be careful. She may sell you out, move all your stuff to a different city and legally have your name changed.
David Modell is her father?
Well, on the off chance this post is serious, there is the very true phrase of: you can choose your friends but you can't choose your family.
Based on your comment history, I doubt it. And if by chance it's true, hopefully she dumps your loser ass trying to real-life embarrass and dox someone on reddit.
I too found out my girlfriend had syphilis
lol man it’s so true but I didn’t want to be the d-bag he is
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=IOkqdd3D25Y (You're Jerri in this scenario.)
Can you piss on her face for all of us?
Never “visit the sins of the fathers on their children”, or in this case, children’s children.