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azboxfta

Snoozed his account basically.


ishabowa

Why do they do this silly wording? Just say he paused his account


Loveallthesunsets

It asks you reasons you can select.


TTIsurvivors

Note to self: select “other” when pausing profile


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Loveallthesunsets

Id like to snooze indefinitely


rico_muerte

So he basically chose "James is jacking off"?


3_if_by_air

...Pause


armyofant

Wrestle with Jimmy


CueSarcasticEyeroll

Have you been on Reddit? These phrases are thrown about all the time. They powers that be clearly believe that this is better than saying “James is tired of y'all BS and taking a break”


SpiritedBackground31

Damn! I really wish that comment was an option … I’d select it in a heartbeat!!! Absolutely!


New-Communication781

Agreed, it seems pretty confusing and even misleading..


Ok_Net9926

Apparently people over 18 still have the mind of a 12 year old


_ThickVixen

💀 like he’s the first person to ever take a break from dating


Important_Fun2407

Hahah oh dear lord. Remind me to never snooze my profile.... Why would bumble do this..


Bag-Administrative

You can choose wether you want it to say something like this or not show anything


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UnicornsLikeMath

But there is no message at all for infinite snooze or did they change something?


nipslippinjizzsippin

he broke his own brain putting the mask in the same world as the truman show.


Marzipancutter

His take was too hot, he needed to cool down.


wat_no_y

This is a hot take. I think I’m gunna go now.


TTIsurvivors

Idk what this means, but it’s lowkey hilarious.


sooperflooede

I would still message him. I sometimes pause my profile, but I just don’t want new people liking me.


Fantastic-Ad5472

He snoozed himself I usually do this when I meet someone I don’t like dating numerous people at the same time


Odd-Tip-4396

I was trying to understand why you would date someone you don’t like


MrMetraGnome

Because they're hot/good in the sack, dug... Also, punctuation is useful


Razwan_

Can you add a comma after “someone” please?


sooperflooede

A period would be better.


Unlikely_Paint7065

Good place for a semicolon. Or a comma, with a subordinating conjunction.


Hope_for_tendies

That’s not the only place lol


Razwan_

Was trying to be nice lol


InsectOk47

You didn’t realize you’re in the eternal sunshine ☀️


givag327

I see what you did there


EmmyLou205

He snoozed himself....did that just show up when you went to the chat though? or was it a bounceback when you responded?


motherwolfed

First time I opened up the chat and that was there.


clockstocks

You can continue messaging him I believe, he’s just snoozed so new people won’t see him


EmmyLou205

Ah ok. I was wondering because I am on snooze mode lol


BustAtticus

Yes, he paused his account for whatever personal reason he wants to. Reddit creates a public service suggestion as a placeholder & explanation for a user’s absence vs unintended ghosting.


SlickDaGato

Bumble* Reddit is where we go to talk about it 😉


BustAtticus

Oops!


Extension_Prize4232

At least you didn’t mistake LinkedIn for Tinder.. as sooo many seem to.


BustAtticus

That’s actually very funny after the few seconds it took me to catch on, lol. Well played.


mrrooftops

It's the worst messaging when someone basically doesn't want to be in the Bumble feed for a while. They can still talk to you. It just looks like they've started ignoring you but it's actually the opposite.


givag327

I've heard the theory on Adam Sandler universe, but not Jim Carrey...to the rabbit hole I go!


SuperflyTNTfoShiz

There are many different facets to the not-very-funny canon.


givag327

I looked. It's not very creative. Lots of plot holes


throwawayMambo5

Snoozing, I usually do that when I get a second date, which has happened!


Fabulous_Put2635

I believe this happens when you pause your account. I've paused Bumble because I'm in a relationship at the moment. It could just be online dating burnout,l.


Loveallthesunsets

He went on break and chose mental health


alwxcanhk

He’s pulling a terminator & saying: I’LL BE BACK!


GodThumbsElo

I had someone delete their account on me a few days after. Consider this grace lol


cvslsc

I'm snoozed and I thought it meant nobody could see my profile. Damn.


UdonDugong

He’s having a wank


iwannabesofaraway

Lol, he chose a “reason” why he snoozed 😌


skyHawk3613

I usually prioritize myself before bed, I wonder if he was doing the same


mrclawking

Now I’m over thinking the Jim carry thing , I can’t fit dumber 2 in my time line . Best I got is (not counting movies he wasn’t the main star in so Batman and sonic) He brakes out of Truman show -> becomes a actor (the mask/ grinch ) -> fails at that so becomes a cable guy looses his mind because he doesn’t know if this is a show or not and kills people’s -> goes to nut house because court find him crazy brakes out or get meds or something (dum and dum) -> get better & get law degree when he was in nut house , sue the make of Truman show and wins (liar , liar) -> looses / gives up his law degree cuz of his dishonesty and slowly loses his mind so decided to live out his long lost passion of find people lost pets (pet detective) -> dies (Bruce all mighty) Oh I hope this makes sense I’m tired so I’ll see if I can make sense of it in morning if it doesn’t


Patches1591

lol he straight up said NO


Mimi-Blanchette

Ghosting is the new pause!


BuytiefullMesss

Sounds so patronising and holier than thou


Intrepid-Rip-2280

James probably needs Eva AI sexting bot, not Bumble.


sakuragasaki46

Like the message says. You should not make up for your faults by dating someone other. Moreover, dating is for grown adults who already have their lives in order, a full time job, a house, a car, etc. It is the last step.


unread-

Y'all still using bumble? 👀🥱


Another_something

But you still in the bumble sub haha...really tho, what do you use now. Tell me there's something better...


unread-

Hahhaha damn just a light hearted joke! I unfollowed after posting that comment if it makes it better 🤣🤣🤣 I haven't been on apps for more than a year now! Wishing everyone the best out there tho 😌💫


TaintedPancake44

This is the polite way of ghosting