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Marcas7

Gotta be Florida. It’s actually legal to drive through protesters blocking the road.


Rawkapotamus

Or Texas, where you can drive through a protest and then murder the protestors and get a pardon from the governor.


myocardial2001

Yeah I heard Abbott will stand up for them! 😃


BrainSmoothAsMercury

Don't be ridiculous, he won't stand for anything.


DangerousInjury2548

He just rolls through life without a care😉


MistahOnzima

Was he the guy that got shot on Degrassi?


RudePCsb

No, he's the guy who had a tree fall on him, sued and won several millions and then helped change the law to prevent others from being able to sue for similar compensation.


DonnieJL

Shit, they'll give you a fucking medal. Unless a MAGAt gets hurt, then you'll find yourself on death row.


Fieri_qui_es

Could be TX. Jeep and truck people here virtue signal far right pretty hard.


rpgnymhush

Florida also banned local governments from requiring water breaks for outdoor workers. They pull shit like that and wonder why there aren't enough workers. https://mynews13.com/fl/orlando/news/2024/07/02/farmworker-advocates-react-to-hb-433--prohibits-cities-and-counties-from-adopting-individual-heat-requirements#:~:text=having%20different%20regulations-,House%20Bill%20433%20bans%20Florida%20cities%20and%20counties%20from%20requiring,more%20needs%20to%20be%20done.


Graterof2evils

nO bOdY wAnTs Ta WuRk!!!!!!!!!


Particular_Refuse_40

They tried punishing immigrants by not letting them get employment. It backfired tremendously. Instead, Florida was like "Fine, I guess we need you to work. But no water!"


defaultusername-17

"the cruelty is the point"


rpgnymhush

In 20 years or less those outdoor jobs will be taken over by androids but Florida won't let them recharge or get lubrication.


gloerkh

They will need to be submersible


Solorath

It's funny how you know there is a disclaimer at the end of that bumper sticker. \*Only applies to protest in which I personally dislike, Proud Boy rallies? Totally Fine!!\*


invincible_change

Of course it's Florida, we breed idiots here. It's literally embarrassing to tell others as we travel "we are from Florida"


IslaRosela

As someone who lives in TN and has vacationed in FL many times, I don’t know anyone willing to spend a single vacation $ in Florida ever again. Of course I don’t associate with Trumpers, so I’m sure you’ll still get plenty of those knuckle-draggers visiting.


Ekimyst

Im glad we took the family trip to Orlando when the kid was young. I don't think I could talk them into it these days.


Upper_Worldliness950

They flock there because it's the Orange state that relates to their leader. TN has them as well. Go Big Orange takes on a whole new meaning.


IslaRosela

TN is overrun with them, which is why after living here for 45 years, we are moving to Colorado next year.


mitkase

The ghost of Anita Bryant claws at us from the grave.


sofaking1958

Yep, FL used to be one of our favorite places to vacation. As covid inadvertently revealed for many things, we found out who and where the assholes were. Fuck FL forever.


DonnieJL

Most of those southern states, while beautiful, harbor some serious sketchy vibes for me now. Wife wanted to take our daughter for a beach vacation where the water is warmer than our Great Lakes. FL, SC, AL, TX, GA? We're thinking CA or even the Caribbean.


XeR34XeR

North Carolina Beaches! We’re cool!


N52UNED

Florida is also a place where people come to start over and escape their problems … not realizing that they’re their actual problem.


Jazzlike-Can-6979

Same thing, went to see the sequoias in California and it was embarrassing when it was time to show my ID to get on the plane. I just kind of have a hang dog look as I'm handing over my ID to the guy to scan. Damn it!


iBoy2G

Even if they’re blocking the road to an abortion clinic?


Cptspaulding2

Especially if they are blocking the road to an abortion clinic.


NeighborhoodNo7917

Abortion at 1,653 weeks is okay if you're in the road.


CaIIsign_ace

Good to know!!!


dukeofgibbon

That's christofascist privilege


stataryus

Because florida loves tyranny.


CaIIsign_ace

I mean, it’s fair TO AN EXTENT. If my wife is having a baby in the car I’m not gonna just go “womp womp” and call it a day if a bunch of protesters block us. I’m gonna slow down and slowly inch forward while honking for them to move, and lightly bump them with my car until they get out of the way. Of course it’s not the same as just barreling through protesters like bowling pins and it likely won’t actually hurt anyone (since the intent would just be to get them to move rq), but at least then they can’t sue me for “hitting them”. People who block roadways are idiots and actively put their lives and the lives of others at risk, so while I’m not gonna kill or hurt them, I’m also not just gonna sit there for hours until they move, especially if someone I love is in need/danger


Kitchen-Lie-7894

Agreed. Fuck people who block roads, and I'm not a trumper.


bigtallbiscuit

Is the road not meant for pedestrians to stand in it? Go ahead and protest it but why do it in the middle of the road? It’s like protesting at the business end of a shooting range.


DenaliDash

I loved the women that protested George Bush. They had signs that said. We shaved our pubic hairs, read our lips no more bush. Not a joke it did happen and I do not think I will forget it until I have full onset Alzheimer's.


Acceptable-Box-2148

I briefly dated a girl that had a t-shirt that read “shaved women against Bush”


MinimumSet72

That works BOTH WAYS 🫡 … so the next time there’s a Klan or Neo Nazi rally then watch out


OHrangutan

Illinois nazis... I *hate* Illinois nazis. ![gif](giphy|bwHmPK7IEJC4o|downsized)


Weird-Tomorrow-9829

Unironically yes.


NeighborhoodNo7917

The law of blocking roads applies to everyone. These bumpers are rated E.


Cptspaulding2

Don't set in the road and block traffic then cry when you get hit.


Former_Gur4228

Why do they have to affiliated with those groups to not want people blocking the roads


USS-ChuckleFucker

Question, what if I go for both? Do I get double points or do my points invalidate each other? Asking hypothetically for my autistic psychopath gamer friend. /s


CocoQuillTheFox

Karma system confused


PrudentLingoberry

true gamer moment; not seeking faction approval but maxing out the score


mmaandbuds

Bet there will be a lot of those lmao


nickthedicktv

There’s never a right way to protest. People like this didn’t like women suffrage protests or civil rights protests when they were happening, either. Let me save time by replying to all the snowflakes mad: our freedom to protest doesn’t end where your feelings get hurt. Amazing how there’s never any outrage at protestors at planned parenthood making it difficult for women to go inside without being harassed. Guaranteed all the assholes agreeing with this sticker didn’t give a shit when MAGA cocksucker truckers block up traffic in cities they don’t even live in. Weird how that’s never an example of poor workers being inconvenienced! How many ambulances and cops couldn’t get past those trucks? How many important packages sat at the Canadian border for days while they blocked it up? But yeah sure it’s the imagined scenarios happening in your heads. Eat shit, hypocrites.


Sexagenerian

Bingo! For them, it’s never the right place or the right time…unless you’re storming the Capitol.


Obant

The right place, right time is when they don't have to see or hear about it and can easily ignore it.


Cannibal_Soup

Agreed. Easily ignored protests are useless. They *have* be disruptive to gain attention to their cause.


JCButtBuddy

Or prancing around as Nazis.


Final_Persimmon_5543

You're right, and the pics don't lie. It's funny how some still want people to believe it was essentially a group of friends who decided to gather for coffee.


jbuchana

They're trying to mass-gaslight the whole population...


IslaRosela

The knuckle-draggers like to ignore the fact that the place was trashed and they smeared human shit on the walls. It doesn’t fit their “innocent tourist” narrative.


Original-Document-62

I'd rather there be a storm against capital. ![gif](giphy|61lMnpz0sKkpi|downsized)


AweHeckyNaw

EXACTLY 💯


Professional_Cheek16

Give me convenience, or give me death!


SneakyMage315

More like, "Give me convenience or I'll give you death!"


KifaruKubwa

Yeah the only cause they are ok protesting is their own. Everything else is “not the right time nor place.”


Tower_Revolutionary

Well Said!


IslaRosela

Fucking hell, I wish I had an award to give you. 🏆


Truth_Frees_you

Disrupting government offices, public recreation spaces, questionable or bad corporations are all great ways to protest. Blocking vital roadways for ambulances and people just trying to survive while being underpaid is not an acceptable way.


nickthedicktv

Oh shit people are underpaid are they? I wonder what got them all the workers benefits like the 40 hour work week and holidays? And Labor Day? **Protesting**. Good thing you weren’t around telling the workers what wasn’t acceptable! carelessthoughts is stupid and thinks striking isn’t a form of protest. Carelessthoughts? More like nothoughts or maybe smoothbrainthoughts


DontDoubtDink

Yet this guy probably protest the fair election. He’s also protesting a protest. He’s a living oxymoron.


BatmansBigBro2017

Emphasis on “moron”


BigPlanJan

And yet people are upset by his protesting. Go figure.


Nickleeham

Me thinks thou doth protest too much.


DontDoubtDink

Who’s upset? Seems more like I was only pointing the hypocrisy out.


Sassy_Weatherwax

This guy is probably very concerned about "free speech" as it applies to being able to say slurs on a private media platform.


kb63132

Make Merica great again What a bunch of total cult member dumb douche bags


mykunjola

Agree but why malign douche bags? I mean, doesn't everyone want to be daisy fresh?


Jaunty-Jig5352

Not a cult


nowtayneicangetinto

You gotta ask them if that applies to Jan 6th, then see what they say


SpecialDamage9722

Yes, it does


micah490

“I’ve been victimized by street protesters in a city 1800 miles away from me….somehow!” -this delta bravo


OpenMicJoker

Another humanitarian.


Rude_Membership_4027

Pissing people who have nothing to do with the issue that you're protesting for does not have the effect that you intend. Stopping them from getting to work and jeopardizing their livelihoods actively makes you a threat.


manaswamp40

i mean blocking roads when protesting is stupid, just makes people hate your cause more and instead of putting pressure on institutions your just stopping regular people from getting to work. sticker is mad aggressive though


JMARKK

An important message for people to remember, especially when they start banging on cars.


Ill-Juggernaut5458

"Protesters should be out of sight and out of mind, so my fragile worldview is not challenged and I am not inconvenienced."


PNWSparky1988

Roads….thats where the cars live.


Lunar_Moonbeam

I, personally, don’t think that protests should inconvenience anyone. I am very smart.


Ok-Credit47

This could probably be used against the driver in court if he ever hits a pedestrian


ready-to-rumball

Yuck.


ThirstyBeagle

Just Stop Oil’s nemesis


ztfrey

Holes on a tires sidewall can't be patched


Positive-Swimmer7352

The problem with all the blm protests is that there was looting and property destruction at ALL of them. They broke out windows, looted, and burned my store. That makes me want to support them.


burgercourt

An overwhelming majority of demonstrations were peaceful and [only 6% had reports of violence or vandalism](https://acleddata.com/2021/05/25/a-year-of-racial-justice-protests-key-trends-in-demonstrations-supporting-the-blm-movement/#:~:text=ACLED%20data%20show%20that%20the,looting%2C%20or%20other%20destructive%20activity.). I'm sorry about what happened to your business, but saying all BLM protests had property damage is not true.


thewormthatneverdies

I participated in a BLM march in my town. Traffic was stopped for us by our police escorts. There was literally no destruction, and passersby showed only support. It was a proud moment considering 75% of the county votes red.


Grrerrb

If you were just gonna make things up, why don’t you say they burned down orphanages too?


Rude_Membership_4027

but if you dare have anything that could even be construed as negative towards the mob that made your life and business hell, then you are branded with a word and your life is made worse.


Awkward_Young5465

But isn’t that what you are? Because you are up and down this post promoting this same sentiment over and over! That seems like an agenda to me! It’s cowardly to hide your racism under seemingly innocuous comments! You haven’t heard????? Overt/in your face- racism is all the rage now


BattleSpecial242

All lives matter is used by white Christian nationalists to ignore the Black Lives Matter movement.


ircsmith

I wonder if this person be part of society.


Berniethedog

Reminds me of the Mitch Hedberg joke “I’m against protesting, but I have no way to show it”. Except his joke was funny.


zoinks690

"Unless you are the kkk or other things I support"


kclancey202

Bet this guy jerks off to Charlottesville photos


Organic-Double4718

Yes!


CallMeGrendel

They don't care so much they had to get a window sticker.


King-Florida-Man

I see there’s a bit of argument going on in the comments about this, a lot being quite political. May I offer a less political point? Who cares? The world is going mad. Run everyone over. Hasten the nation towards it’s destruction.


whitewail602

Id bet an entire paycheck their stomach is bigger than their ass.


Starlord1951

Evil, he/she/it would probably purposely run through a crowd of protesters for sport even better if there are kids and puppies in the crowd. It is Florida human life seems cheap to some Floridians.


myocardial2001

Wouldn't you love to find him marching about in a Trump rally!


Walks_On_Water

Horrible take


pupranger1147

Thanks for giving the future jury evidence of intent.


Alatar_Blue

That's one way to publicly announce you're a sociopathic murderer


Impooter

What a strange way to say "please break this window"


IllustratorNo3379

Bastard


Ransackeld

Just asking to get his tires slashed.


NeverNeverSometimes

I don't give a flying fuck what your cause is, if you're blocking a major artery in a city, preventing 100's of people (including ambulances) from getting where theyre going, you're in the wrong. It ceases being a non-violent protest the second you start impeding the free movement of others.


dukeofgibbon

Your use of the roads impedes others. We don't get stuck in traffic, we ARE traffic.


UnansweredPromise

As a leftist I approve this bumper sticker. Protests are not for the middle of the fucking road.


JoshoouhD

Then you're not a leftist lmao.


tacosteve100

It’s a CREEP thing, you wouldn’t understand


ManufacturerThat2914

Protests shouldn’t block roads or keep emergency vehicles from getting where they need to go. And for those who say there is no “right way” to protest, yeah, there is. Just do some research.


SleezyD944

CNN told me that nowhere in the constitution it says it must be peaceful


OneSexySquigga

"hurr durr vehicular terrorism based racial justice cringe" these people belong on a registry


Mediocre_Orange_1819

Another heads up I’m stupid and mean warning. I thank you.


xatso

Whack job


UnhappyReason5452

What a hard ass.


Shaftomite666

*lard


Leather-Marketing478

If you protest by blocking traffic, then immediately i am more likely to oppose whatever you support.


XanadontYouDare

You have the mental capabilities of a toddler.


Jaunty-Jig5352

This


scots

Exhibit A


iMakeBoomBoom

I have a lot of respect for protesters and do pay attention to what they stand for. Until they pull the blocking the road bullshit. At that point, they can take their cause and fuck off. I am trying to get to my job. I do nothing wrong. Why am I being punished?


antisocialgx

I don't care what you're protestint against,  for, raising awareness against, for. When you block a road you're an asshat.  Want to stand on a corner, fill a parking lot, sit on the steps infront of your local government office,  go fo it. Heck I'll even actually pay attention to your signs, your chants and decide yay vs nay on support for your cause. However when you block a road, trash a town,  set fires or loot... yea I will never support your cause, your organization nor listen to whatever you say.  In the USA, we have a right to peaceful protests, be creative not destructive with it.  More people will come if you have punch and pie, then of you punch a random stranger in the eye.


tenderchill

This person prolly cheered on the Jan 6 protesters blocking the road. They prolly took part in trump train caravans blocking the road too


Simple_Vast9331

Love this one but cant find anyone anywhere


Old_Swimming6328

Ask James Fields how that works out.


pummisher

It's better to keep ones opinions inside the mind.


andrewclarkson

Awesome


Papa_PaIpatine

Obviously a HUGE fan of [James Fields Jr](https://www.justice.gov/opa/pr/ohio-man-sentenced-life-prison-federal-hate-crimes-related-august-2017-car-attack-rally), emulates him, wants to be JUST LIKE HIM in every single way. When these Nazis tell you who they are, believe them.


Courage-Rude

Honestly how many protest did this fool run into where they were actually in the road. Honestly.


Btankersly66

Makes one wonder if when their Dear Leader declares martial law and orders them to surrender their firearms whether they'll take to the streets in protest or just roll over.


ruInvisible2

For people getting uptight about a protest blocking the road. I’m curious. Would you be fired for being late if it was a traffic jam? What if it was a fatal accident where the road is closed for hours? Not sure what the difference would be as something beyond your control. Either way the call to work is I’m stuck in traffic and the road is closed I’ll get there as soon as I can. At which point , you can join the protest, find out more about the protest, stream a movie on your phone.


smackchumps

😆😆 that’s a good’un


Academic-Bakers-

I keep seeing all of these "please let my car" stickers.


ChiMoKoJa

Peaceful, non-disruptive protesting has historically proved ineffective. The suffragettes didn't win the vote by asking nicely, they committed arsons and terror bombings. Gandhi, Malcolm X, and MLK's words would've meant nothing if not backed by the armed resistance of groups like Azad Hind, the Nation of Islam, and the Black Panthers. LGBT rights wouldn't even be a thing right now without Stonewall. And the only reason we have 40 hour work weeks and a minimum wage is because the socialists/communists dragged their bosses out of their homes and forced them to comply with employee demands for better hours and wages. (Note: the above paragraph is NOT a defense for the Nazi and Imperial Japanese collaboration of Azad Hind or the racist pseudohistory and bigotry of the NOI. I'm simply acknowledging these controversial groups' genuine contributions to their respective movements.) When Prince John started being a shithead, his own people forced him at swordpoint to sign the Magna Carta. When the Americans got sick of being mistreated by the English, the former revolted. When the Haitians had enough of being enslaved, they rose up against their masters. When the French grew tired of the nobility/aristocracy being so out-of-touch with the peasantry, heads literally rolled. When the Russians, Chinese, Iranians, etc., decided their respective regimes (the Romanovs, Chiang Kai-shek, the Shah) were too corrupt, they overthrew their entire respective governments. Etc. Passive resistance, peaceful protests, boycotting, etc. These nonviolent methods aren't entirely useless and have their time and place. But yeah, violence sometimes (oftentimes, really) IS the answer, and I'm tired of us pretending it isn't. I got banned from r/inthenews for "advocating violence" when I brought this all up. IMO, I wasn't advocating violence, I was advocating for people to be more realistic about the general ineffectiveness of pacifism in the face of oppression. Even Gandhi admitted his methods wouldn't have worked for the Jews against the Nazis, that Hitler was a VERY different beast compared with the British. If anything, I advocate having the wisdom to know the difference between senseless bloodlust and self-defense. "He who uses violence as his first resort shall eventually meet someone who will use violence as their last resort."


HammerTime2769

Love it


Oldbeardedweirdo996

There is a tool you can buy in most auto parts stores that is designed to remove the valve in a tire stem. Get it and use in on him. With all tires flat and unable to be filled it will cost him a lot of money to fix it. Also write on the glass above the sticker "I protest!".


shellyv2023

It would too bad if his tirea became inexplicably flat.


Flerf_Whisperer

Nice!! I want one.


Positive-Swimmer7352

Jan 6 wasn’t a protest, it was a violent riot


Positive-Swimmer7352

Whites aren’t supposed to make assumptions about all black people based on actions of violent black people, but black people are allowed to make assumptions about all white people because of hill billy MAGA racists.


Dubnah

It's beautiful


Revolutionary_Food23

Everyone gets a hug and some ice cream. Or I can bake cookies if you prefer. Oh hell I’ll do cookies and ice cream for everyone.


Nomen__Nesci0

You can take a piece of ceramic, like broken from a spark plug or a hard ceramic earthenware, it's so much harder than even tempered glass. If it accidentally makes contact with tempered glass with even a moderate amount of force or a firm toss it will pierce the outer tempering which is under tension and easily shatter a window. If you've ever seen car thieves walk up to a window with something on a string and just easily swing it and the window pops it's usually a spark plug. So be careful when taking pictures this close to glass that you don't have any ceramic around that could accidentally fall into it and as always stay straight and don't do crimes fellow kids. I don't want you to get in any trouble.


stopblasianhate69

Funnier on a dodge


mark-charest

“Your Honor, the state moves to admit Exhibit A”


SecretPrinciple8708

Seriously…why are they never clever? It’s never snappy, never concise.


Tmk1283

Of the road…do they proofread this shit


marky294201

Actually like this one


fullmetal66

I’m assuming this is the only Jeep driver that is capable of driving like a human and not a complete ass then.


HealthSalty6436

PERFECT!!!


Only_Satisfaction592

Well said!!!


Bosanova_B

Beet they are a joy to be around 🤔🤔🙄🙄


Difficult_Job_966

Love it


Low_Percentage_9867

Too small


OHrangutan

You should pour bleach in their gas tank, it's dirty in there.


Business_Ad6086

Ask That the Exhibit Be Marked for ldentification.


United_Wolf_4270

Hey, you guys are hogging all the downvotes! Ahem... I agree with this sticker and very much like it.


Temporary-Meaning401

So tiny and illegible. What courage to practically whisper his tough guy mentality.


Bubbly_Phrase2510

Bet they've never actually run a protestor down.


obamasrightteste

Ooh look intent


potificate

Seriously????!?!


Haunting-Prior-NaN

Too bad the tags do not show. It will nicely proove intent when the imbecile driving commits.


toolsoftheincomptnt

This is actually kinda funny. I don’t hate it. Hope they keep that energy when they’re protesting science, literacy, and love. Splat!


Editroom

Love it.


Sharkfowl

Based. Blocking ambulances on the highway won’t fix the climate, sweetheart.


Error-2736

I mean it's technically true. Move or be moved. No one is going to drag that family out of a moving vehicle and beat them to a pulp if they don't stop to allow it to happen.


Downvotebigarches

Good get the hell out the road we actually got jobs unlike you welfare babies


ClassicT4

Be a shame if they find their windows broken with a note saying “All windows shatter.”


beerbrained

It's my ass of the road, and I'm keeping it!


Impossible_Trust30

I’ll remember that on January 6th.


AnonymousDrugDealer

I don't necessarily agree with him, but he's not entirely wrong. It's an objectively dumb way to protest. It endangers both the protesters and bystanders. Furthermore, I've seen dozens of videos of people protesting in the road. I have no idea what any of them were mad about. I just don't see how blocking roads and interrupting random peoples' daily lives would get people to join a cause.


Pretend_Activity_211

Can I get this for muh forklift?


KB21099

Hilarious! Good find!


Projected_Sigs

If they ever hit a pedestrian- at a protest or not- a gigantic, enlarged photo of that sticker shown to a jury isn't going to go over well. Nothing like putting a target on your own back. Why not get the full collection of bumper stickers: - If my wife is bruised, it was probably me - I'm drunk- i double dog dare you to pull me over - Judges are too soft and juries are too stupid to convict me


GoatDifferent1294

Gotta be on a watchlist


olsonwhitguy

I approve of this bumper sticker.


Apprehensive-Eye-629

Love it


Ok_Frame7390

One can assume a set of new tires, but likely a non-rotated spare.


69Jasshole69

They aren’t wrong, if you sit on a highway you deserve a Darwin Award.


Idoallthejobs

Eat this bumper, new squishy speed bump


Ariusrevenge

Well, that screams “I need laid!”


RaikouVsHaiku

Ughh you’re all so political and miserable. All protesters blocking the road deserve whatever comes to them. Play stupid games and whatnot. Until we’re overthrowing our tyrannical government everyone needs to stay outta the road.


Healthy-Egg-3283

I love this, and I kind of want one.


Cautious-Ad6727

I love this if there were a group of protesters blocking me, I would drive through them


dwreckhatesyou

That person definitely had their mom drive them over state lines to defend a WallMart.


Traditional_Song_417

It needed to be said


Imperialist_Canuck

Based. Stay out of the road. That's where the cars are.


Ok-Airline-5603

Love it


Arch_stanton1

Blocking traffic shouldn’t be allowed.


Sea_Hear_78

I thought it was funny, but I try not to take life too seriously


SufficientMain5872

When they say “nobody cares” it just means they don’t care, when they say “protesting doesn’t do anything”, they mean “protesting isn’t going to make ME do anything”


TheoLOGICAL_1988

Hilarious


Irishfan3116

Seems like most people learned not to play in traffic as kids. Every state should legalize running over illegal protestors