Drop the magazine, insert the penis through the bottom of the Magwell, and it should drip out the other end from the barrel.

Perfect! Does that make my rounds fly faster?

No, but it does add a status effect to whoever you shoot

Fallout 4 intensifies

*You Have Contracted A Disease:* >*HIV Added*

I heard it just got buffed too

R Kelly debuff

+10 against minors

You are going to hell and the world shall show you respect Slow clap

The Sydney sleeper but in a handgun

It actually does. The acids in your piss wear out the carbon buildup in your barrel, and the excess vitamins give it a nice shine.

No but you never have to clean the pistol

Like greased lightning.

No only panther piss does that.

Instructions unclear. I racked it to chamber a piss round and cut my dick head off

L'chayim!

free lube

Is this ammo CORROSIVE?!

This is the way

I’m sure someone has tried putting their member in the magwell lol

That's one way to lube your gun

Lmfaoooooooooooo amazing reply

I just unzip, use one hand to lift my holster up from the bottom and the other to whip it out, do my business and pack it back up. Then let my holster back down and adjust my belt. Kinda just works I guess. Might just practice at home a few times too LOL

Practicing this movement should be included with your regular daily dry fire routine haha

I think that's a wet fire routine

Underrated comment👆

Bro when I do this I can’t do the pee shake efficiently and drip way too much piss in my pants 

You forgot: -pick up firearm/holster/spare mag, or all 3 after dropping them in the toilet.

I just leave it. I consider myself a Johnny Appleseed of sorts.

I legitimately did this last week at a gas station urinal. Dropped my spare mag right in the piss-filled barely functioning urinal. Had a line of 3 dudes behind me and had to pretend it was taking forever to piss so I could wash my mag in the sink

Okay thank you

What if there’s no zipper?

then id have to ask where you get gym shorts that also have belt loops. short of carrying with an enigma, idk how you'd make that work and feel comfortable with it.

My gun is too long ill just pee my pants, thanks

First off, penis skin on metal zipper is a hard pass.

Sit down like a real man and play on reddit

No toilet cover and no wipe down too. Just rawdog the seat how it is 😂

Build yourself an ass gasket out of toilet paper. Wipe the seat first so you don’t have wet spots due to other’s poor marksmanship.

ass gasket is gold. thanks for this i will use it forever.

I've read the rest of this thread and I'm still stuck on ass gasket

I like the assgasket but when I’m in a porta potty I usually build a nest so the poo doesn’t plop some blue juice and poo goo back at me when it falls in the toilet.

Ever since I had my first paper mache covered ass in Iraq because my dumbass sat sweaty ass cheeks on toilet paper covered seat, I've been raw dogging shit ever since. I figure if I gather enough ass bacteria I can become the danger and I will have nothing to fear any more

This is so unfortunate, thanks for making me laugh

Pee your pants

You're not cool unless you pee your pants



Well, OP did ask for most efficient.

This does seem most efficient

This is literally the most efficient way to pee, no need to fiddle your flute at all, just let it rip.

Unzip and Whip. No need to unbutton. Unzip pants. There is a handy little flap in your underoos for this reason.

I’ve got no hole in mine, I have to go over the top rope to pee

This too is an option. Hope the rope, then poke it through. Watch out for that zipper. Don't want zip-rash.

I didn't want to be that guy, but like maybe his dickie-do is more of a dickie-don't-poke-out-past-the-holster...

What about with sweatpants?

Leave the sweatpants at home and wear proper pants when you carry.

Not everyone wants to wear pants with a belt everyday, especially women who conceal carry.

Exactly. I’m trying to find the best option. To run any sweatpants/sweatshorts with any belt and rig that still has same support as pants. I’m experimenting different things right now

Love my Comfort Concealment belt: https://comfortconcealment.com/

I was thinking about grabbing one of those

I wear a lot of joggers and sweats...it works great. Especially when you tie the pants over the belt (cinch it down). Now would I run drills in it? No, but it is a great alternative when you don't have a belt.

Does it have any grip to stop it from sliding up and down on the sweats?

The inside is like a neoprene and the outside is a kinda tacky rubber (?). It honestly doesn't move much at all:

Back in my day women didn't have to worry about techniques for peeing while standing.

Point is women have to use the bathroom while CCW and run into the same problems. Solution: Go to a damn stall. I don't want to always dress around my gun and have my life revolve around it.

THANK YOU! I never knew til I started CCW'ing how many grown men want to wear pajamas out in the world every single day. I mean do you - I just get dressed after I shower every day and stay in those clothes til I am going to bed, maybe I'm the weirdo lol

Does this trick work for basketball shorts?

Mine just falls out of the left leg hole when I'm in basketball shorts.

I tried with mesh basketball shorts and the mesh is too lose but I normally wear sweat shorts with a thicker waistband. I haven’t sewed beltloops on them yet but I’m planning to.

https://arrowheadtacticalapparel.com/

You would need to wear a sturdy enough belt underneath your sweatpants/gym shorts to hold your holster. The Enigma holster is designed to be worn with said clothes.

I have custom belt loops on these sweats so I can run normal belt

I just go to a stall at that point, but PLEASE avoid setting your weapon down and just awkwardly hold it to avoid accidentally leaving it in the stall.

It goes in your underwear/crotch of your pants and not on some random bathroom surface.

If you choose basketball shorts or sweatpants, whether it be for comfort or style, then you choose to pop-a-squat. No easy way to get around that.

Ass out and everything if I’m at a public urinal. Fuck it

I think you missed the toilet there, bud.

Needs more dry fire practice

That’s not me 😂

It’s ok. We’re all friends here

I have a hard time understanding why these posts are as common as they are. I carry a g19 in a sidecar, I use the urinal exactly as I do when I don’t have it on. If I have to take a shit(rarely do in public) it stays in place and goes down with the pants and then right back up.

I'm starting to think micro penises are more prevalent than anyone knew given how regularly these posts (daily) appear.

Think it’s like sports cars? The smaller the dick, the bigger the gun?

There’s only so much real estate in the groin. Especially if you’re well endowed and wear your jeans properly. I say unzip and snake through the tunnel.

I think the whole big truck/fast car = small dick is just people being mad they can't afford something

No, there's definitely an element there. I can afford really nice guns and car, but I don't need to rev the engine or flash the gun at people. They're for my enjoyment, not to impress others. If you feel the need to drive your car or display your weapon in such a way as to impress others, you have a need for validation that isn't being met. Why you have that need I don't know but it's certainly funny and potentially accurate to say it's your dick.

You're using yourself as an example to prove your point?

Yes. Did you read what I wrote or are you just trying to score points? I said that having certain possessions doesn't mean you're compensating, but being unnecessarily flashy or obnoxious about those possessions certainly does.

You offered an anecdote and expect it to be taken seriously, which is silly Edit: typo

'anecdote' Don't be that reddit guy who starts trying to ask for peer reviewed research on the size of some dude's dick. We're just chatting here man. If you don't like my opinion, just say so, don't pretend to be running linear regressions on the size of a Tacoma versus somebody's scrotum and rejecting my comment for publication in *Nature*

You made a dumb point that typically comes from a woman scorned or a jealous man. That's all Wow. A hypocrite. Color me shocked: https://www.reddit.com/r/japanlife/s/Y7O6vyQDzw

Yeah I never gave it a second thought when I started carrying appendix. I actually typed out the process above and realized this is the most thought I’ve given to it. I’ve been carrying for a long time so maybe it just comes with being comfortable with your firearm. Who knows?

sitting down obviously. take a break stranger.

Drop your pants aroumd your knees and piss like a 5 year old

I almost did 😂

Take it off, slip it under your arm pit, do your business, return.

This is the way and I can’t believe I had to scroll this far to see it 🤣

Depends

Based

I usually just roll my pant leg up a bit.

Dont get piss on your jorts

Up against the belly and over the holster. Can not everyone do this?

I just go under the holster and out the zipper. Never tried going over the holster.

I take the holster off and put it in between the railing and the wall. It holds it pretty well in most cases.

Catheter

I piss my pants then deal with the consequences later

You have to wait til some one else is in there and ask them hey dude can you hold this and point to your holster area. They say yes you just unzip your pants flop out the noodle. Next grab the gun out the holster with one hand grab the spare mag with other hold them above your head to signal you’re ready and ask are your hands cold I don’t wanna shrivel up.

Just curious are you wearing gym pants with a belt over? If so I’d like to see your setup

Yea these are sweatpants. I make clothes so I sewed belt loops on these and run a minimal belt. The only issue is no zipper in front when peeing.

1. Add a zipper and use that 2. Don't have the belt and sweats attached and you can leave the belt and drop the pants in the front 3. Loosen the belt, then pull the pants and the belt down together and pee as normal (you may need to use one hand to support your rig)

Just piss your pants, gotta be prepared at all times

In the sink. r/sinkpissers

Through your anus.

Bro how you miss

Why not just don’t be a dumbass and don’t forget your holstered gun sitting on the toilet. Personally I’ve paid too much money on my gun to just leave and forget it.

Yea that’s what I do if I’m in a stall but I wanted to see different options if I have no choice but a public urinal

I have one pair of fly less underwear buried in the back of my drawer, I put them on today by accident without noticing and when I went to piss I spent like a solid minute fingering around in my fly. I was ultimately defeated and had to drop my shit to the floor in order to piss, I could see how that might be weird in a public urinal though.

I take off the holster and jam it under my arm and pee

Well, for starters, it looks like you need to get closer to the toilet.

That wasn’t me lol

All over the floor apparently

Obviously, you take the whole holster out, set it on the toilet paper dispenser, finish your business, walk out, realize you forgot something, go back and wipe, go home.

Move the holster up half-way, that should give your twig enough room to snake through the zipper

Adult diapers or get a catheter

Just pee on the floor, kinda like you already did\~

gotta improve that toilet grouping. Also looks like you're hitting low left

I stick the magazine up my asshole. That positions my prostate in such a way that I also cum while urinating

Take it off

Here I did but I didn’t want to if I had to use a public urinal

Stall and take the holster off with the gun in it otherwise I don’t go in a multi person bathroom.

Foley catheter.

Trex arms talked about it. Take out your holster/gun and tuck it under your arm in your armpit ,muzzle facing foward

Wear diapers 

I bet u still have the spring for the loaded chamber indicator. Guess who lost it last night.


Under your armpit

Wear your holstered firearm at home, figure it out in your bathroom, apply to public bathroom scenarios.

You guys stand when you pee?

With your pants still on. All the cool kids are doing it.

If you're worried about someone seeing the firearm, make eye contact and start up some small talk.

Catheter

I usually pee with my dick. But you do you.

I usually just take it off and let the guy standing next to me hold it

Pull your weiner out the bottom of your underwear

Use the cock hole


Out your butt

I run a catheter as part of my EDC. I heard it's what all the Teir One SOF Delta Rangers do.

Grow more pp

P320 pointed at the dick, that’s risky…

Judging from the piss pattern on the floor, you did it wrong. Try some dry pissing exorcises.

are you seriously publicly asking reddit how to piss? with photos? These are the people carrying guns in protection of self and others? this isn't reassuring.

I’m asking most efficient way to handle holster if peeing in public urinal without taking it off. Not how to piss

how do you piss without the holster on? are you for real? I dont understand how people always ask this stupid question on here. You unzip your pants, pull out your dick and pee. reverse the process when finished

I’m asking to see different ways that people do it. Maybe there’s a better way than I’ve been doing it. I don’t understand how you can’t see that. Also if you couldn’t tell they are sweatpants. Also before you say “wear real pants” they’re custom sweatpants with beltloops running a normal belt and some people don’t like to wear normal pants to the gym.

Do you need to know how they hold it too? dude just use a stall if you choose to wear sweat pants. Also you are choosing to bring a full sidecar setup to the gym which again is your issue. Peeing or going to the bathroom shouldnt be that complicated. Using a urinal is not an option with your choice of clothes and gear. Your gym bathroom will have stalls and urinals.

exactly... this is the idiocracy at its best... either OP lacks the capacity to problem-solve how to piss with a firearm or they just get a kick out of taking waistline shots in public bathrooms and posting them for their gun friends to see... either way its a bit fuct.

Condom catheter.

Definitely diaper

Ask somebody to hold it. That will free up your hands to hold the gun.

There’s a zipper on the front of your pants for a reason, bubba

In the toilet

Throw the sig in the toilet where it belongs then do your business on it.

Step 1. Unzip zipper. Step 2. Pull dick out. Step 3 start to piss. Step 4 realize your hitting the barrel, cuss out loud and adjust. Step 5 put dick away and zip zipper. Step 6 adjust holster and leave hoping noone sees the over spray on your pants and shirt.

😂😂😂

The best way is to sell it and get you a Phlster Engima

Are they really as good as everyone says?

It’s my personal favorite but it’s all preference

First you need a Glock or a Walther

havent run into the urinal situation. usually just un holster in a stall and handle business. 90% of my carry is at work though so I cant have anyone knowing

Dont take it into the pisser you clown.

Go into the stall and hang it on the seat dispenser.

Somebody hit that stall with the old golf course sprinkler move

Upside down beer funnel

Just piss your pants.

Lift your holster while pulling your magnum dong out

More like a subcompact. I wish it was a magnum

With a catheter

Tactical diaper.

Take it out and put it under your armpit

I have a hole through both sides of the kydex where the trigger guard is, and I just poke it through.

Obviously, diaper ftw

Leave it on the back of the toilet and forget about it

Pack 7 inches

I like to use the gun rest on the back of the terlet. Just don’t be that guy that leaves his gun behind

Right down your leg

Pull the whole front of the belt up to your stomach. Zipper and shlong available for easy access and use. Loosen the belt if necessary. It's quite easy.

I like this

Damn. I miss my XCompact. Hell of a photo to make me do so.

Unzip, flip, drain, unflip, zip

dry fire is key

Pee in trash can.

through the barrel like god intended

You need someone to hold it for you too? Pathetic post.

convinced you all sit down to pee when you ask this