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Crazyhawk28

My chances of becoming a QB for the Huskies have thankfully gone down dramatically in the past week.


BWinDCI

Hey you can still start on the o line!


InVodkaVeritas

You should hit the transfer portal.


Crazyhawk28

If anybody wants to send me an NIL deal hmu


cloroxic

Along with your full-scholarship, we can offer you a $200 Amazon Gift card and a box of Girl Scout Cookies.


Crazyhawk28

I'm in. (I'm going to throw a tantrum if I get the shortbread cookies though)


cloroxic

You’re good, we are a thin mint institution


chadlogans

Are you the person who has no ties to western Illinois but chose the flair for the “W”?


shmup-o

Meanwhile, I’m the guy that grew up in WA and graduated from WIU


chadlogans

Chasing the W. Love it.


shmup-o

Also graduated from Pasco, so purple all the way through lol


Rickbox

I see no problem with that.


chadlogans

There isn’t. I never read names but look at flairs and this guy got asked about it a few weeks ago. I’m just lurking.


Crazyhawk28

Yeah. Go Leathernecks!


Monkeyfeng

But you were so handsome when getting sacked


Cats_please_thankyou

Three scholarship QBs? Surely thats not allowed.


Spider_Dawg

Almost feels like cheating!


GenitalFurbies

I thought we *had* to export most of ours out!


udubdavid

Suddenly, our QB room actually looks pretty good.


jrainiersea

It’s mainly the lines where we’re thin, every other spot has decent enough depth.


c0y0t3_sly

Not retaining Huff is really going to fuck us. The odds we field an even below average offensive line next season look pretty dire.


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burlycabin

Still sucks losing him. Huff is fucking genius.


Lanky_Appointment277

Damn we had a loaded coaching staff a few weeks back


Ok_Understanding1986

A respectable starter with a couple quality underclassmen to compete for the backup role - as it should be!


ITHETRUESTREPAIRMAN

Washington going through the butthole unclenching that MSU fans got earlier this offseason.


-Will-

Try being a fan of both teams. Clench, unclench! Clench, unclench! You have no idea the physical toll the transfer portal has on a person!


ITHETRUESTREPAIRMAN

😂 SNIP SNAP


PromNightAnchorBaby

Male kegels


macclearich

Can confirm.


c0y0t3_sly

Eh, I'll wait on that until we can even maybe field an average starting OL.


ITHETRUESTREPAIRMAN

It is a special kind of suck to have a bad OL. Ours has been so bad for a few years.


LlamasPajamas206

If we can bring back most of the others in the portal and grab some lineman in the spring, we might end up in a pretty decent situation all things considered.


Critical-Savings-830

Now we have 3 qbs instead of 0


WebfootTroll

That is a much better number of QBs, unfortunately. Personally I was hoping y'all would just abandon the QB position altogether and run only wildcat, with a constant rotation of players getting the snap so none of them started to feel like a QB.


Critical-Savings-830

You need an offensive line to run wildcat


WebfootTroll

No, you SHOULD have a good offensive line to run wildcat. Really you could just line up 5 punters with big numbers on their jerseys and run it that way. Maybe put the long snapper in at center, but still have him long snap. You know, so the wildcat RBs can get more downhill momentum or something. Y'all could try it in the Oregon game, we'd never see it coming


Spider_Dawg

Wait, why didn't an Oregon flair post this?


seattlesportsguy

Their bosses reminded them those toilets weren’t cleaning themselves


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bread_bird

yeah cool can i get fries with that


OkInformation8827

looks like someone didn’t get accepted


MN_Lakers

Can’t wait to tell that to the two subordinates under me who went to UW. Edit: Guess I’m going to fire them


Carnifex2

Honestly I think our die hard fan base is in a bit of a "fuck the rivals" overload.


darkchocoIate

Because you guys aren’t that important and we know your run is over.


Spider_Dawg

If we’re not that important then why are Oregon flairs tripping over each other to post about the guys transferring out?


Rickbox

And all over their sub for the entire second half of the season ...


macclearich

They're all hustling the job market. Oregonians can (finally) pump their own gas now, so there's a whole fleet of former pump jockeys hoping to move up to trainee fry cook.


MSG_ME_UR_TROUBLES

what, no Oregon fans wanted to post this one?


GimmeNumNum

No, we don't care when you get mediocre players. DUBS DOWN.


roadtripwithdogs

4 star is mediocre? Feels like the goal posts have been moved


choicemeats

They will move the posts until they win a title 😂


siberianwolf99

okay 8-5


burlycabin

OMG. You all are hilariously pathetic


siberianwolf99

so no one else is allowed to say anything? lol. only you guys actually take offense to minor shit talk


sdf_cardinal

Ok 3 losses to UW in 2 years.


macclearich

Okay 0


siberianwolf99

idk why you guys say that like you aren’t sitting at zero real national titles yourself


ixMyth

Best hope they aren't shifting slightly to the right


Bonesaw09

Is that because y'all lost by missing your FG left? I don't get the joke


TheLoneWanderer__

Give em this one, they havent been able to celebrate much


ixMyth

TIL making fun of my own teams repeated losses by missed field goals is celebrating


TheLoneWanderer__

Forgive me my brain is smooth


Lamadian

Guess he was Dertermined to play


leftcoastg

Take my upvote, you scoundrel…


ixMyth

Washington heard us making fun of them having no QB's, so now they're determined to field a team full of nothing but QB's.


short_bus2009

You're just jealous of the trick plays involving our center throwing a TD pass.


ixMyth

the laterals would be fuckin' wild


seth861

Weird, this doesn’t have as many upvotes as the Noah Carter commit to bama


Kenzington6

Good for him. It’s one thing to transfer out if he gets beat out for the starting job years down the line, but better to stay and compete for a job that likely won’t open until the 2025 season.


mjs6366

Jackmerius Tacktheritrix


gibby_that_booty

Dubs up baby!


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I guess rosters didn't freeze yesterday.


RipRaycom

His name sounds like a drunk dude trying to say Demarcus


GenitalFurbies

I'd love to watch the Michigan at Washington line swing back and forth with the last week's developments


crustang

Dermit


Will_Vintage

HE STAY


Shadow_dragon24

Is Jayden De Laura going there to? Edit: Hey Washington fans that keep down voting me. Fisch really badly did not want to swap out JDL for Fifita. He was sort of pressured into doing so by the fans and the team. Had JDL not gotten injured, Fisch would not be your coach right now. Also, this guy wrote this whole thing only for JDL which was semi controversial. https://twitter.com/CoachJeddFisch/status/1740162809751863582?s=19 Don't blame me for having egos as fragile as your head coach. I don't think it's likely JDL goes there but I wouldn't be surprised simply because of his weird loyalty to him. This sub reddit has been going downhill I swear Edit 2: Wow Washington fans have such massive egos it's insane. These guys are going to come crashing down to reality soon


InVodkaVeritas

Hopefully not. As much as I root against Washington I wouldn't wish for a violent rapist go join their campus.


CoochieKiller91

Or any rapist, my good Oregon fan…


Shadow_dragon24

I'm just saying, Fisch has this really odd attachment to him and seeing Fisch's true colors, it makes sense


253ktilinfinity

You seem to have an unhealthy obsession with Fisch


Shadow_dragon24

Nah that's just you. I'm happy with my coaching staff. I have a feeling you and the other lovers downvoting me will have buyers remorse


253ktilinfinity

If you were happy, you wouldn't conduct yourself so pathetically.


Shadow_dragon24

I made one measly comment that set you guys off.


Rickbox

One measly comment with 3 paragraphs across two edits, lmao


Ltownbanger

k


seemslikesushi

The guy in here whining about his ex-coach is funny. Total nice guy energy.


TheLoneWanderer__

Man yells at wall


Hefty-Revenue5547

Nah that’s just your joke of a program


Shadow_dragon24

Idk but given how much Fisch liked him, it wouldn't surprise me.


ProQB_6675

lol


Thorough_Good_Man

Good news everyone!


chillypete99

"Don't ever pull out." - Ricky Williams