I support the Tuscaloosa campus folding their football program and moving institutional support to the Birmingham campus, to help maintain the traditional hierarchy of the sport.
Counterpoint: Tuscaloosa should open their own med school to spite UAB.
Yes I know that’s not how it works. But they drastically expanded the engineering campus to try and catch up with UAH and Auburn. Plus I want a school-sponsored hospital so any future children that may go to Bama don’t have to deal with DCH.
I liken him to Mike Shula since he is an alum that served us well as a player, but really should have never been in the position in the first place. Gregg’s biggest job prior to the US was being fired from some Swedish club.
The only way to decide this is by having a rematch. But let's have it at the Camden campus. And if Princeton is too afraid to go to Camden, well they forfeit all titles claimed.
Red team good! Orange team bad!
Your views are intriguing to me and I wish to subscribe to your newsletter.
Also, surely I could convince you to also find blue teams objectionable?
This is my homie I support this guy, and his endeavors, at least until Tennessee inevitably has enough championships to challenge the Mighty Tigers of Princeton
Just want to remind everyone that the "first college football game" was basically just a bunch of students from two different schools meeting up on a field to play a game of pickup soccer with 25 people on each side.
“It's like being the rich, snobby patriarch of college football who died decades ago but whose legacy still lives on to piss off everyone when mentioned.”
Hmmm I wonder what that’s like.
It's a school that rejected Alexander Hamilton and pissed him off so much that he came back to the school during the Revolutionary War and shot cannons at it
You put it in concrete! [So, this is the best we can do for now](https://thetab.com/us/rutgers/2016/05/05/rutgers-students-painted-princeton-cannon-red-6383)
I will say when I was an undergrad a couple of decades ago, many a night was spent in my fraternity house with the engineering guys drinking some beers and trying to figure out how we could blow the cannon and get it back to Rutgers without getting caught.
Obviously, that didn't work out well
The 90s were 30 years ago. Modern youths see Nebraska's titles like I see Minnesota's. They don't know. It's too old. Let go. It's over. We need to start creating tomorrow's has-been today. Alabama can be that has-been. They just need to believe.
>Modern youths see Nebraska's titles like I see Minnesota's.
>36-62 in a game where they were 3-score favorites.
I'm gonna ask the two of you to knock it off, please!
Since teams did that, I would like to submit clemson retroactively claim a 4th national title. In 1948 clemson finished ranked #11 but we went 11-0. We were the only unbeaten and untied team that year.
There have been 154 national champions of college football.
Alabama claims 155 national titles.
That alone is evidence enough that they don't deserve another title.
Damn I am so here for the Princeton-Bama rivalry. Elephants and tigers must not get along cause it seems like all of Bama’s enemies are Tigers. Auburn, LSU, Clemson, and fucking Princeton. Tennessee State better watch their backs.
The irony is a bunch of “cousin fuckers” and a Nazi Scientist figured out how to get to the moon before anyone else. So not only does Alabama own football, but as a state we own space
I think there’s like some weird shit where we claim one we shouldn’t and then we don’t claim one we should. My personal theory is that someone in administration fucked up the media guides once back in the 80s and we didn’t fix it.
If Alabama doesn’t win any more then Saban will become a Saint and that straw hat is not a suitable holy relic. It would clash with the houndstooth one they already have
College football distracts Alabamians from the tornadoes and venomous snakes. They need it to keep from going insane
Alabama winning championships isn’t as bad as other teams winning that I hate even more
Red teams good orange teams bad
I support the Tuscaloosa campus folding their football program and moving institutional support to the Birmingham campus, to help maintain the traditional hierarchy of the sport.
The school that wins the most grants wins the footballs
ABGR Always Be Grant Recipients Football is for grant Recipients
In Alabama, ABGR also stands for Always Be Grant Riting.
Is that the extension for the Zoolander Center for Kids Who Can't Read Good over there?
Same
Counterpoint: Tuscaloosa should open their own med school to spite UAB. Yes I know that’s not how it works. But they drastically expanded the engineering campus to try and catch up with UAH and Auburn. Plus I want a school-sponsored hospital so any future children that may go to Bama don’t have to deal with DCH.
I didn't read this, but I agree.
I'll agree if his final argument was Fire Gregg Berhalter.
IDK who that is but fire anyone who spells it Gregg
US soccer manager…he’s like the Butch Jones of soccer, more concerned about moral victories than wins
I liken him to Mike Shula since he is an alum that served us well as a player, but really should have never been in the position in the first place. Gregg’s biggest job prior to the US was being fired from some Swedish club.
We might not ever beat a top 15 national team (we're legit 0-5-5) but I'll be damned if I don't feel like a champion of life after
Seconded.
ugh fuck i have to agree with a horn....thirded
You agreed with us when moving to the SEC. Bring it in, buddy
Now kith.
Was considering writing that too. Berhalter is the dollar tree version of Southgate
Southgregg
Actually Southgate is the Poundland version of Berhalter.
I agree with my rival. What has this world come to??
This might be UT unity
I just assume football communism and I agree.
Tennessee fans can read?
Bama Fans can read???
Squiggle-Squiggle, Squiggle, Squiggle, Squiggle-Squiggle-Squiggle. Hmm me no like Squiggle Squiggle.
Well yeah they have to be able to read the profiles on ancestry.com or else how would they know if they want to swipe right?
Auburn fans not knowing what state they’re in. Auburn education in a nutshell
You guys invented it? YOU claim that? Okay bud. There's a reason it was played on OUR field first.
The only way to decide this is by having a rematch. But let's have it at the Camden campus. And if Princeton is too afraid to go to Camden, well they forfeit all titles claimed.
We do not acknowledge Princeton as inventor of football! Long live the true king, Rutgers! Red team good, orange team bad!
Red team good! Orange team bad! I'm with this guy.
Orange teams bad! I don't even cheer for Holland at the Euros!
Man it’s crazy that the orange teams always happen to be the bad guys
Auburn ✔, Tennessee ✔, Texas ✔, Clemson ✔
add UF and Miami (the one in florida)!
Right?!? Especially orange teams that are “OSU”
question: would max verstappen be considered part of a red team (red bull) or an orange team (dutch)
I’ll bet he’s Dutch before a Red Bull driver.
More reason to not follow him
Hey, man; I was a fan of Max all those years Hamilton was winning, and now Lando and Oscar are doing well, which is nice. But you know, potato podildo
Everybody follows him, currently... except for Norris, who just gets in his way, so he runs him over.
Especially that pumpkin orange.
I despise orange teams lol
As do I! 🫡
Illinois seems alright.
So you would agree with the statement "Red team good. Orange team bad."?
No, Orange team good!
Orange team great!
ORANGE TEAM BEST TEAM
If I could read I would agree!
Why you say fuck me for?
I will also stand by my Rutgers brethren ✊
Flair confirms this man indeed hates orange teams.
Red teams very good
I’m with you! (Roll Tide!)
I begrudgingly but heartily agree with this Georgia fan. RED TEAM GOOD. ORANGE TEAM BAD.
Red team good! Orange team bad! Your views are intriguing to me and I wish to subscribe to your newsletter. Also, surely I could convince you to also find blue teams objectionable?
My official color tier list: Red Black Silver/Grey White Purple Green Gold Blue Brown Yellow Orange 🤢🤮
This is a very high quality and well considered list.
Red team good! Orange team, also good...? Beavers are okay by us
Red team good! Orange team good! Purple team bad!
PURPLE TEAM BAD
PURPLE TEAM VERY BAD
PURPLE TEAM VERY VERY BAD
Don't forget grellow.
Red team good! Orange team good! Blue team bad!
Easy there, buddy
Go beavs
All orange teams are bad.
Go cry about it on all your natty trophies. We're standing up for our Beaver brothers.
Sorry, it's "Upstream, Red Team"
Red Team, Upstream!
RAH
As a Bama fan, “red team good, orange team bad” is a motto I can get behind..
I like you.
Orange team good! Go Tigers!
ERRONEOUS, ERRONEOUS ON BOTH COUNTS
LA LA LA LA LA I CAN'T HEAR YOU
This is my homie I support this guy, and his endeavors, at least until Tennessee inevitably has enough championships to challenge the Mighty Tigers of Princeton
We support Tennessee. Agreed!
🤝🏻
I don't think you'll have to worry about that last bit. Maybe your great-great-great...grandkids will.
You shouldn’t be worried about Chazz Reinhold, who’s in THE HALL OF FAME… what you should be worried about is…. is you’re getting sloppy.
You shut your mouth when you talk to me!
Yore*
I didn't read this, let's be honest, I graduated from Tennessee. I can barely read. But this is the greatest post in all of Reddit!
I’m gonna frame this shit
You had me at “doesn’t deserve to win”
Tiger 🤝 Tiger
Burning bright
In the stadiums of the night
*clap clap clap clap* deeeep in the heeeeart of Texas
Rah rah rah. Tiger, tiger, tiger.
Sis boom ah!
We should take back the ones they already have too tbh
Except for 92. That D was just fun to watch.
[I cannot disagree](https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=FkeJkPDScoI)
That’s a Geaux Tigahs 🤝🍻
Just want to remind everyone that the "first college football game" was basically just a bunch of students from two different schools meeting up on a field to play a game of pickup soccer with 25 people on each side.
"Soccer" is being generous. The modern sport it most closely resembled is probably mud rasslin.
“It's like being the rich, snobby patriarch of college football who died decades ago but whose legacy still lives on to piss off everyone when mentioned.” Hmmm I wonder what that’s like.
We cry ourselves to sleep with our $34.1 billion in endowment. Notre Dame recently broke the $20 billion club so you must know what it's like too
I never thought I'd want Alabama to win until now.
Red team good! Orange team bad!
This should be an interesting comment section between additional shitposts and “Go fuck yourself.” Frankly, I’m drunk at the beach and am here for it.
I DISAGREE, QUITE VEHEMENTLY. WHAT IS A PRINCETON ANYWAY?
It's a school that rejected Alexander Hamilton and pissed him off so much that he came back to the school during the Revolutionary War and shot cannons at it
I LIKE THIS HAMILTON GUY, I ALSO SHOOT CANNONS AT YOUR TITLES.
Someone should write a play about that guy
As the great Alexander Hamilton once said, "yeah, well what are you gonna do, shoot me?"
when keeping it real goes wrong
I'm sure it would be very action packed and not corny at all!
That would kill
Should have used more cannons. Oh wait, you people would've just stolen them.
You should've tried stealing them back... oh wait...
You put it in concrete! [So, this is the best we can do for now](https://thetab.com/us/rutgers/2016/05/05/rutgers-students-painted-princeton-cannon-red-6383) I will say when I was an undergrad a couple of decades ago, many a night was spent in my fraternity house with the engineering guys drinking some beers and trying to figure out how we could blow the cannon and get it back to Rutgers without getting caught. Obviously, that didn't work out well
Now I want those Crimson Tide to win another one, you dirty cannon thieves.
RED TEAM GOOD!
No.
Red team…ummm…blue team…uhhh…*hurts self in confusion*
Get gud m8
This is tiger propaganda
Big Cat is always Watching
Tigers bad. FACT.
Tigers eat beats.
The 90s were 30 years ago. Modern youths see Nebraska's titles like I see Minnesota's. They don't know. It's too old. Let go. It's over. We need to start creating tomorrow's has-been today. Alabama can be that has-been. They just need to believe.
They just need to lose to Tennessee 36-62 in a game where they were 3-score favorites.
yes, please
You fucking take that back right now before it manifests
Hold on, let him cook.
Dude is straight up cooking with gas now
Needs to be 52-0 so we can take away their record for largest victory margin.
>Modern youths see Nebraska's titles like I see Minnesota's. >36-62 in a game where they were 3-score favorites. I'm gonna ask the two of you to knock it off, please!
Can't go one damn thread without an Iowa or Colorado fan bringing us up smh
Nebraska would be unstoppable if they caught passes like they catch strays.
Relevance is a decade. Nothing from before 2014 matters to anyone in college today.
I agree with this man! But we should start at 2015. For reasons.
No, no. 2014 was a good year. Let's never forget it.
I believe
They can start by losing to ULM again maybe
They don’t need to win anymore, they just need a delusional AD to look back 100 years and start claiming more titles
We have one delusional title sir and he’s been around so long he’s like part of the family
I've always said the Alabama Crimson Tide were the real 1891 world champions
Open the trophy case, boys!!! We just got ourselves another title!!! *(pls ignore the fact that we started playing football in 1892)*
Technically that means you were unbeaten in 1891 then
sko buffs!!!
aggy has that market cornered
Since teams did that, I would like to submit clemson retroactively claim a 4th national title. In 1948 clemson finished ranked #11 but we went 11-0. We were the only unbeaten and untied team that year.
I see a tiger, I upvote
The Michigan way!
I don’t remember them doing anything as blatant as what Bama did in the 80’s
I mean...I can think of at least one fraudulent TSUN championship too
I always been a big Princeton stan. Always=since two minutes ago when I saw this thread.
This is a very well thoughtout argument and we have no choice but to support it
Alabama does not deserve another championship because I don't like them.
Logical, concise, merit based Can’t argue
There have been 154 national champions of college football. Alabama claims 155 national titles. That alone is evidence enough that they don't deserve another title.
Do they not teach them how to count in Bama?
You guys already got Chad Michael Murray and Hillary Duff, let us have football championships
Even if this is satire, it's just snooty enough to make me believe it's serious.
From a Tech perspective, I'm all for Bama winning nattys so that UGA doesn't.
I'm not convinced, Roll Tide!
Princeton spitting facts
Ole Miss sucks too
Damn I am so here for the Princeton-Bama rivalry. Elephants and tigers must not get along cause it seems like all of Bama’s enemies are Tigers. Auburn, LSU, Clemson, and fucking Princeton. Tennessee State better watch their backs.
Why don’t they deserve it you ask? I mean - outside of my one friends cute older sister - have you looked at em?
The irony is a bunch of “cousin fuckers” and a Nazi Scientist figured out how to get to the moon before anyone else. So not only does Alabama own football, but as a state we own space
We were also the heart of the Civil Rights movement too. We aren’t as bad as everyone thinks we are. We are not perfect either…
Excuse me, Rutgers won the first national championship. They beat Princeton.
I only read the title, but I agree. Actually let’s just give them the death penalty to be safe.
Isn’t Alabama one of those schools that claims a bunch of titles that are rather dubious.
I think there’s like some weird shit where we claim one we shouldn’t and then we don’t claim one we should. My personal theory is that someone in administration fucked up the media guides once back in the 80s and we didn’t fix it.
There are 5 the NCAA recognizes Alabama having that are not claimed by Alabama 45, 66, 75, 77 ~~78~~, and 2016
We should stop claiming 41 and start claiming 66.
That’s A&M actually
A bunch? No. One? Yes.
One. 1941.
Love it! Plus people...lay off the crack.
Excuse me, we do cocaine here at Princeton. Not crack
Well, if y'all don't like it, make the Ivy League send teams to the playoffs....
This offseason has been brutal
Mhmm yes yes...you made a lot of great points that I didn't read. So let it be said, so let it be done!
'Most deserving is not anything in the committee's lexicon' - Playoff committee chair prior to giving Bama a playoff bid circa 2023
What a shitpost haha I love it and I'm here for it.
Huzzah! Verily! Hear, hear! (Am I agreeing correctly in 1870’s Princeton? I only speak hillbilly)
This is how to construct a proper shitpost. Take my upvote sir or ma'am. .....also, red team good, orange team bad.
If Alabama doesn’t win any more then Saban will become a Saint and that straw hat is not a suitable holy relic. It would clash with the houndstooth one they already have College football distracts Alabamians from the tornadoes and venomous snakes. They need it to keep from going insane Alabama winning championships isn’t as bad as other teams winning that I hate even more Red teams good orange teams bad
Jesus invented football.
The greatest American ever
Amen
I think Alabama doesn’t deserve another national championship because fuck em
This feels like satire.
Get your rich alumni to sort our your NIL then
Duh
We just need Princeton to win a few more.
I think Bowling Green deserves to win 28 National Titles. Unbiased opinion
VOL 🫵
Orange bros