it’s 6am.

Might as well start the day off with some whiskey in your coffee too.

Its 4pm somewhere.

I know and this is perfect morning wood fuel. Thanks op!

Don’t talk to me I’ll murder you

u/itscoldoutsideyeah You're famous

hey... this guy has seen my taint

😍let me help pump your Dainese suit full of jizz bb

I'm witnessing r/CalamariRaceTeam history

No, just the script. The video hasn't dropped yet. Then we will witness.

If you don’t stop talking to me like that I’m gonna have to cut another hole in the back for research purposes

And would you let me play with those holes of yours?

All of them. Some of them have been waiting their whole life just for you

We call them gimp suits here for a reason

Because of how I gimp around after I get my back blown out by a bear or what?

Exactly

crt finally reaches peak gay

I'm gonna need help with this erection.

At your service

Duluth bullpen https://www.duluthtrading.com/men/underwear/boxers-and-briefs/bullpen-corralling/ bby

Finally a method of containing these massive stones

When i first bought my dainese laguna seca 4 suit, i posted a pic on instagram and immediately had 2 gay dudes dm me. Also had a dude leave a note with his number on my handlebar while i was at the gym. Never had a woman approach because of the bike lmao only dudes love the suits, it seems

lol did you take your dainese laguna seca 4 suit to the gym? is that why a guy left his number?

Lol no but i do use a dainese leather jacket and gloves. And i found the pic https://preview.redd.it/5ct1ivjbsxpc1.jpeg?width=1576&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=56a963e971e376df187692e517e5facfc7d29026

So what happened after you added him on snap?

I never added him… i’m stra*ght (ew)

Imagine how many guys would start hitting you up if you brought your full one piece Dainese suit to the gym. Try it sometime :)

“Any of my nuts”😂

F+R and PUMP! Make jocks for dudes with bigger junk.