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itscoldoutsideyeah

You should wear leather race suits and send me pics of yourself in them


Atleast3AMPS

Yees, i could ho for a soft lil twink


SecretPrinciple8708

Okay, this is an easy one. First, you just need to cut the asses out of all your pants and replace them with clear, plastic window panels. Then, get waxed and bleached. Next, get a shirt that reads, “IF YOU CAN READ THIS, PUT YOUR MAN DICK HERE,” on the back, with an arrow pointing down. Finally, wrap your windscreen in a full-size, vivid color photo of your “pocket squid.” You’ll get all the guys horned up, coming and going. The end.


jrein0

Extended swing arm


[deleted]

Unicorn style dildo on the wind screen also revv it always


[deleted]

Gay mating call


SquidDrowned

Just a tip of advise, if you are going to run a fake plate. Just don’t run one at all. The amount of times Iv seen cops specifically target tucked plates and “will run” types plates is insane. (Unless you want that dank cop boyfriend) I run no plate and had a cop talk to me at a gas station. Which he couldn’t do anything there anyways. But he said where’s your plate. I casually point to “where it’s supposed to be” without looking at it. And he goes you might wanna look again. Easy plausible deniability and I got to waste his time by acting retarded and just pretended I couldn’t comprehend how to get a new plate. He was trying to explain the 3 easy steps but remembered I’m retarded English is hard.


borkistoopid

Genuine Question, Why do people delete their rear brake?


j3SuS_LoV3R

no homo thats an absolute gorgeous ZX10 😍😍😍


ebranscom243

The only gorgeous zx10s are the zx10s that get leaned over in corners, this is not one of those. You're never going to attract a guy if you can only go straight.


droidevo

Flip that plate, saddle me up and you got yourself a date 😏


bannedandfurious

You have a great looking bike already. Looks classy yet squiddy. But on tours with my friends we figured out which bikes are the best dad magnets. YELLOW OLD DUCATIS. Friend has a yellow 749S and my RS660 and another friends Streetfighter V2, get completely ignored.


SizeSmart1799

Not having a can on your bike works


BigDaddyStalin69

Stretch it


i_write_ok

Still haven’t fixed that brake lever huh?


therealjoe12

Booty shorts have always been a good way to get more guys.


blackwrx007

Remove rear brake and 1 front brake.


lickmy9mm

Needs more carbon fiber duh


illpoet

You Rev that sucker to 9k rpms