Okay, this is an easy one. First, you just need to cut the asses out of all your pants and replace them with clear, plastic window panels. Then, get waxed and bleached. Next, get a shirt that reads, “IF YOU CAN READ THIS, PUT YOUR MAN DICK HERE,” on the back, with an arrow pointing down. Finally, wrap your windscreen in a full-size, vivid color photo of your “pocket squid.” You’ll get all the guys horned up, coming and going.
The end.
Just a tip of advise, if you are going to run a fake plate. Just don’t run one at all. The amount of times Iv seen cops specifically target tucked plates and “will run” types plates is insane. (Unless you want that dank cop boyfriend)
I run no plate and had a cop talk to me at a gas station. Which he couldn’t do anything there anyways. But he said where’s your plate. I casually point to “where it’s supposed to be” without looking at it. And he goes you might wanna look again.
Easy plausible deniability and I got to waste his time by acting retarded and just pretended I couldn’t comprehend how to get a new plate. He was trying to explain the 3 easy steps but remembered I’m retarded English is hard.
The only gorgeous zx10s are the zx10s that get leaned over in corners, this is not one of those. You're never going to attract a guy if you can only go straight.
You have a great looking bike already. Looks classy yet squiddy.
But on tours with my friends we figured out which bikes are the best dad magnets.
YELLOW OLD DUCATIS.
Friend has a yellow 749S and my RS660 and another friends Streetfighter V2, get completely ignored.
You should wear leather race suits and send me pics of yourself in them
Yees, i could ho for a soft lil twink
Okay, this is an easy one. First, you just need to cut the asses out of all your pants and replace them with clear, plastic window panels. Then, get waxed and bleached. Next, get a shirt that reads, “IF YOU CAN READ THIS, PUT YOUR MAN DICK HERE,” on the back, with an arrow pointing down. Finally, wrap your windscreen in a full-size, vivid color photo of your “pocket squid.” You’ll get all the guys horned up, coming and going. The end.
Extended swing arm
Unicorn style dildo on the wind screen also revv it always
Gay mating call
Just a tip of advise, if you are going to run a fake plate. Just don’t run one at all. The amount of times Iv seen cops specifically target tucked plates and “will run” types plates is insane. (Unless you want that dank cop boyfriend) I run no plate and had a cop talk to me at a gas station. Which he couldn’t do anything there anyways. But he said where’s your plate. I casually point to “where it’s supposed to be” without looking at it. And he goes you might wanna look again. Easy plausible deniability and I got to waste his time by acting retarded and just pretended I couldn’t comprehend how to get a new plate. He was trying to explain the 3 easy steps but remembered I’m retarded English is hard.
Genuine Question, Why do people delete their rear brake?
no homo thats an absolute gorgeous ZX10 😍😍😍
The only gorgeous zx10s are the zx10s that get leaned over in corners, this is not one of those. You're never going to attract a guy if you can only go straight.
Flip that plate, saddle me up and you got yourself a date 😏
You have a great looking bike already. Looks classy yet squiddy. But on tours with my friends we figured out which bikes are the best dad magnets. YELLOW OLD DUCATIS. Friend has a yellow 749S and my RS660 and another friends Streetfighter V2, get completely ignored.
Not having a can on your bike works
Stretch it
Still haven’t fixed that brake lever huh?
Booty shorts have always been a good way to get more guys.
Remove rear brake and 1 front brake.
Needs more carbon fiber duh
You Rev that sucker to 9k rpms