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Background_Limit4599

disco buttplug and get naked


lRainZz

already on the way!


RobsHereAgain

With a bike like that you’ll want a small tank bag or holster for all those condoms you’ll need with all these guys that want to ride with you


Important-Skill-775

Now remove the second with


kop200

AliExpress Akrapovic


BrandoLoudly

Sorry. I’m a bit retarded. Are those slip ons fake? 30$ is wild lol


VynnaD

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stealthmodedirt

Opt for the sport package and they send you rainbow letters for the logo... You have to stick em on yourself


BigDaddyStalin69

Jokes aside, congrats dude you have my dream bike. Now get naked.


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lRainZz

wings are stock and the windshield is already gone ... what am I doing wrong 😭


Timelesturkie

So you’re wearing a jacket and you got rid of the tinted windshield? You’re in the wrong sub mate.


lRainZz

Am I a bad squid? 😔


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lRainZz

Yes they are, they came with the facelift in 2012 along side the air vents in the back and the rotated gills on the right side.


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lRainZz

was pleasently surprised myself 😂 But yeah, the 2012 got a lot of upgrades, even silightly different ride geometry and stuff lile that. Mine's a '13


Luke_Scottex_V2

take off mirrors and slip on for that straight piped goodness and you're good bonus is also taking off the plate


CalebCaster2

Exhausts are too expensice, just remove yours from the headers


MienSteiny

Bad Dragon sticker. Easily +10bhp


rrbrbcsm

Front and rear brake delete


DedeLaBinouze

Real talk congrats dude send a dick pic


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Cover yourself in oil


RearAdmiralBob

Take off your pants and jacket.


1stpickbird

doesnt look like you need any recommendations because you take photos of things like a girl already


compounddummy

Cut off bud light tshirt


No-Advantage-5942

Amazing spec dude, enjoy it! All jokes aside, I’d ditch the protective gear attach a 12” floppy bad dragon to the windshield so no one will mistake you for a member of the other sub anymore.


TubabalikeBIGNOISE

License plate delete


i_write_ok

Should be able to find everything you need at [Bad Dragon](https://bad-dragon.com)


Detail_Some4599

Alman detected


Deiiphobia

Thong


djeewin

I thought the post title said “New to me skrr skrr”


Heembeam

Ditch the license plate loser


EricMKA

Take the plate off


LOEIL666

Aerodynamic mirrors and an Akrapovič exhaust


awaytogetsun

Mirror delete


FirmlyThatGuy

Nice bike. I’ve got a first gen too. My mods are as follows: OZ racing mag wheels Lightech chain adjusters Sprint air filter Full Leo Vince TI exhaust (first gen’s have great flowing stock headers so you can just do mid pipe and can if you want) Brentune IAT relocation kit Brentune alpha N flash Smoked windscreen 520 chain and sprocket stock front +2 in the rear Happy riding!


Major_Ausraster

That's a lovely TT-RS next to you. Not sure which is gayer tho The bike or the Car


IamProvocateur

Damn that’s a huge plate! Is that a standard motorcycle plate where you are or like temp tags? I have no suggestions just here to say grats and that it’s a nice photo.


lRainZz

Yep, it's a german plate 😅 And it has to be at a certain angle and far enough to the back, else it's a traffic law violation and will result in a fine. Above a certain angle, you're not even allowed to resume driving if stopped by the police.


jakesmith7251

Real comment here. My opinion for pure performance would be 1. Ecu flash/unrestrict/new map 2. Full exhaust 3. Velocity stacks. 4. Minor weight reduction (imho it’s dumb to blow thousands on weight reduction. If you wanna be lighter that bad go on a diet!) 5. No amount of money can make you faster on your bike than simply going to a track day or two, or ten. Investing on improving your skills will make you able to use all that power you want so much


Flexgineer

Got the same bike. Looks like it has some good mods already ;)


drinkallthepunch

This sub is fucking dumb and OP is a fag for posing with a full suit on a dirt road, **the tires aren’t even dirty did you have that bike carted off a trailer for your photo op?** What a fucking joke. In b4r some fucking twat suggests a slip on for a few extra ponies. Edit: 🙄 wow someone beat me to the slip on suggesting fucking-A


Major_Ausraster

It's not a dirt road tho... Just a regular tarmac parking space. And he was not posing he was just about to move the bike. Also leather power ranger outfit for extra gay points Source: I took the photo


drinkallthepunch

Yup this sub is a joke now.


Crimson_RedKing

Buy a papio s1krr are for dorks