Similar here, but I got it because using a standing e-scooter felt dangerous while looking goofy as fuck.
So I figured I might as well get a butt plug and then the pleasure caused me to stumble and fall by a credit card reader and onto a cb500x.
Honestly it has more power than anyone would ever need and I don't understand why people are allowed to start on these. The butt plug holder is ok though, and at least this way I don't need to pay for tank grips.
Jfc the amount of zoomers on this sub is wild. I have no idea what a Futa is and neither does anyone with the money and desire to purchase a Ducati gravel bike
Yet another internet obsessed self absorbed dude thinking its own lingo shapes the world.
Futa is an Italian mountain pass where every weekend squids love to run their motorbikes and occasionally die, you'd like it.
Lovely turns, lovely road quality and lovely landscapes, can't ask for more.
I don't expect Ducati people to know an obscure fact like Futa it's how weaboos call girls having a dong.
All true what you’re saying. On the other hand I’d expect a professional marketing team to short check the urban dictionary before naming a product.
[http://futa.urbanup.com/12386146](http://futa.urbanup.com/12386146)
Exactly this, there's been many cases where car names will be different where I live because noone wants to drive a car whose name translates to 'the pussy' or a jeep whole name can translate to 'faggot'
IN this case, futa is a very.. 'niche' word, but you can just google futa, put on images and then tell me what you see lmfao.
I have many Italian friends and I guess you are right. Ducati however is owned by the Volkswagen-Gruppe and those guys care about numbers and I’d not be surprised if someone has to look for a new job if this is a flop.
just like futa hentai, this bike could be the gateway to turning more straights gay
He's onto something here
If someone's in a Ducati showroom, that particular horse has already bolted.
It galloped away and transformed into a rainbow unicorn.
The reason I got a bike was cause I rented an E-Bike one week and it was so much fun.
Similar here, but I got it because using a standing e-scooter felt dangerous while looking goofy as fuck. So I figured I might as well get a butt plug and then the pleasure caused me to stumble and fall by a credit card reader and onto a cb500x. Honestly it has more power than anyone would ever need and I don't understand why people are allowed to start on these. The butt plug holder is ok though, and at least this way I don't need to pay for tank grips.
This is almost the same story as one of the guys in my MSF Class.
Imagine trying to search for this on Google
Whateva is called bros still grinding it.
https://preview.redd.it/cm2v50o3346d1.jpeg?width=1078&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=92faa70abdb21ece189be8ccfa98359b0a8eadc6
Im gonna goon and then hoon
That bike is way too fucking big for her.
Yeah she should start on a 150 at most. So much power.
r/bcj and r/CRT my worlds are colliding
Can't wait to put on some tight spandex clothes and ride my futa
They know what Ducati riders are all about.
I mean futa just means 2 in Japanese, it’s when you add the nari part lol
True but google is not always "thinking" in japanese, so typing that sh*t on internet might be dangerous lol
But you can type shit on Reddit. You don’t have to censor yourself. See — shit and fuck and balls and more shit. Try it! It’s fun!
"Ni" is two.
It is, but can be used to say things like "futari" which means two people, or "futatsu" which means two things (usually used when counting)
Yes but there’s a secondary counting system for counter words and futa is the base for 2
There are a lot better for less
Jfc the amount of zoomers on this sub is wild. I have no idea what a Futa is and neither does anyone with the money and desire to purchase a Ducati gravel bike
Idk I'm a millennial and definitely know what a futa is. I think it's less to do with age, more how into anime culture you are.
Terminally online moment indeed Browse enough 4chan back in the day and you knew things…many things you probably wish you didn’t
Do NOT look that up on this website PLEASE stay innocent
lololol
They knew…
Cant all bikes do that
This is the same company who makes the Hypermotard. Almost feels like a hate crime to want one!
Because that is exactly what you are when you buy into this.
Officially, it's a mountain pass in italy Unofficially, someone got silly. And maybe fired too
I’m getting one tomorrow
Gotta have fupa to ride da futa
Cause you get the best of both worlds?
futa madre
Yet another internet obsessed self absorbed dude thinking its own lingo shapes the world. Futa is an Italian mountain pass where every weekend squids love to run their motorbikes and occasionally die, you'd like it. Lovely turns, lovely road quality and lovely landscapes, can't ask for more. I don't expect Ducati people to know an obscure fact like Futa it's how weaboos call girls having a dong.
Lol this guy definitely jerks it to chicks with dicks
Who doesn’t!? https://preview.redd.it/ygbb0r78e46d1.jpeg?width=224&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=a1c1a8dc99b3bfdcbeef6bafa698dbf73b919516
All true what you’re saying. On the other hand I’d expect a professional marketing team to short check the urban dictionary before naming a product. [http://futa.urbanup.com/12386146](http://futa.urbanup.com/12386146)
Exactly this, there's been many cases where car names will be different where I live because noone wants to drive a car whose name translates to 'the pussy' or a jeep whole name can translate to 'faggot' IN this case, futa is a very.. 'niche' word, but you can just google futa, put on images and then tell me what you see lmfao.
Italians (which I don't agree with) couldn't care less about japanese specific terms
I have many Italian friends and I guess you are right. Ducati however is owned by the Volkswagen-Gruppe and those guys care about numbers and I’d not be surprised if someone has to look for a new job if this is a flop.