thats a brother crankin his hog if i sver did seenit. dangum gotta git out those emotions sumtime...... u know what they say anint no therapy like wind therpy. stay safe bröthers
I gave ChatGPT 4o your quote and this is what it created:
On the winding roads of night's embrace,
I ride alone, my heart a hidden place.
The engine's roar, a cry I can't disguise,
A rebel's path beneath the shadowed skies.
Each turn I take, a secret I must bear,
The thrill of freedom tainted by despair.
The helmet's shield, my mask against the storm,
A guise of strength, while inside I am torn.
The open road, a call I can't deny,
Yet in the mirrors, shadows linger by.
The world speeds past, indifferent to my plight,
The shame that clings, a ghost within the night.
I long to ride unburdened by this pain,
To feel the wind, unchained, unmarked by shame.
But in the roar of engines, I am lost,
A rider bound by secrets, bearing cost.
Still, I press on, the journey mine to take,
In hopes that one day, courage will awake.
And on that road, beneath the sky's expanse,
I'll ride with pride, unchained by circumstance.
Fuckin, I just like when motorbike go nyoom. I don't bother with the In brightest day, in darkest night, no clibbins shall escape my sight, let those who worship cagers might, beware of my power, my motorcycle headlight shite
Reminds me of the phallus in my hometown who had license plate that said "ZEN". Every time he rode into the parking lot the mechanics would die laughing, and make a mad sprint away from parts counter as the owner closed and locked the office door.
What is wrong with your town? They didnt wanna provide service to a guy that enjoys motorcycling just because of his plate name? Wtf? Theyre arguably worse by gatekeeping the sport than the silly guys that make posts like this
bro thinks he's poetic. makes me ashamed to share the same initials as this dweeb. he's not even really [crankin his hawg like me](https://i.imgur.com/F7LTzR0.jpeg)
This must be the dude with the fucking fart pipes blasting 80's rock that likes to bomb it through my neighborhood at 10pm thinking he's some hard kinda shit.
This is the new ghost rider you squidwits
If it’s gonna be Keanue I’m gonna go full fucking Paul Ruebens in the theater ! 💦
Also stop trashing the apes you fishy cunts !
I peg my hog at 110 on the regular which is the equivalent of 700mph on sport bike .its science . And when I say I peg . I mean I get pegged also . Ya heard !
It's like that Youtuber who puts dramatic captions on every single word he says. "Me and my boiz was going down to the store. Because the biker code is brotherhood. And that brotherhood. Is freedom. Freedom like an eagle. An eagle with metal horns and golden wings. Golden wings shining down on us as we fervently go get not just ice cream, but the respect and admirationalism that our motorcycle fraternity brings us on each and every day that we choose to ride. With or without our brothers and sisters on two wheels." And EACH. WORD. POPS. UP. INDIVIDUALLY. ON. SCREEN.
thats a brother crankin his hog if i sver did seenit. dangum gotta git out those emotions sumtime...... u know what they say anint no therapy like wind therpy. stay safe bröthers
Gobbless
When the soundtrack goes all the way to 45 mph I go full on Hotel California Gay. "Deep House" remix. https://youtu.be/3BMeBcFH9lA?si=qDSW-07HSLUl2CBe
That vids pretty straight
Do you read this in Hulk Hogan's or macho man Randy Savage's voice?
Boomhauer
That’s a WHOLE lot of words and emotional diarrhea nonsense just to to say “riding my bike home from work at night time”
Yea this must be some of that Jax Teller shit
Bruther is shidding his pants to see Barb one more time before she signs the davors papers
I SEENT IT!
bro reposts dramatic quotes with joker or peaky blinders in the background on facebook
*Sometimes when life gets hard, I have to drink another beer and hit my wife just once more* 
Idk. Some people might think that 45mph is too fast? Could go either way.
45mph with ape hangers converts to 200mph on a crotch rocket, sport bike goons just don't understand becoming an airfoil at legal speeds 😎😎😎
I can't even ride my bikes at 40 man
Groms truly are the pinnacle of motorcycle design, so i'll allow it
45 is our local speed 💀
Yea you go less than 55 you gonna get ran over, 75 and 85 on the highway legally
You wouldn't understand. https://youtu.be/3BMeBcFH9lA?si=qDSW-07HSLUl2CBe
"You wouldn't understand" -that dude in the comments
I dont understand
Brother ChatGPT'd, "Write a poem about the shame of my homosexuality but use motorbike riding as a metaphor."
I gave ChatGPT 4o your quote and this is what it created: On the winding roads of night's embrace, I ride alone, my heart a hidden place. The engine's roar, a cry I can't disguise, A rebel's path beneath the shadowed skies. Each turn I take, a secret I must bear, The thrill of freedom tainted by despair. The helmet's shield, my mask against the storm, A guise of strength, while inside I am torn. The open road, a call I can't deny, Yet in the mirrors, shadows linger by. The world speeds past, indifferent to my plight, The shame that clings, a ghost within the night. I long to ride unburdened by this pain, To feel the wind, unchained, unmarked by shame. But in the roar of engines, I am lost, A rider bound by secrets, bearing cost. Still, I press on, the journey mine to take, In hopes that one day, courage will awake. And on that road, beneath the sky's expanse, I'll ride with pride, unchained by circumstance.
Chefs kiss
This is the funniest fucking thing I've ever read
One of us!
Our apehanger poetry buddy isn't even doing 50
Fuckin, I just like when motorbike go nyoom. I don't bother with the In brightest day, in darkest night, no clibbins shall escape my sight, let those who worship cagers might, beware of my power, my motorcycle headlight shite
This was unironically better than his post.
If dude rode as hard as they write it'd be mad impressive
Train wrecks are pretty impressive. I'll give you that.
Dude went for a ride came home smoked a bowl and let the intrusive thoughts win
He’s trying so hard to be [Hunter S. Thompson](https://youtu.be/IJgMr2p3s6s?si=IchhjLkIjpzPCCpW) and failing miserably its sad
If he can still crank the hog he clearly hasn't had enough drugs anyway
Needs more dunhills and hot tub and bean fritters
Maybe if the screen was upside down and had alligator people in the poem
Blunter S Thompson
Buddy ate a peyote button and put on the Fear and Loathing in Las Vegas audiobook.
Reminds me of the phallus in my hometown who had license plate that said "ZEN". Every time he rode into the parking lot the mechanics would die laughing, and make a mad sprint away from parts counter as the owner closed and locked the office door.
Did he wear a full racing suit in the parking lot or a motorcycle club pretend vest?
What is wrong with your town? They didnt wanna provide service to a guy that enjoys motorcycling just because of his plate name? Wtf? Theyre arguably worse by gatekeeping the sport than the silly guys that make posts like this
Uh, no he was a turd.
*35mph*
Brotherrr.......HELL YEA BROTHERR!!!!! HOG CRANKED!!!!
> Redditor hits 40km/h for the first time *Now I am become wind, destroyer of panties*
Now I know gay and that is it.
bro thinks he's poetic. makes me ashamed to share the same initials as this dweeb. he's not even really [crankin his hawg like me](https://i.imgur.com/F7LTzR0.jpeg)
Hell Yeah Brüther
Harley erotica
This must be the dude with the fucking fart pipes blasting 80's rock that likes to bomb it through my neighborhood at 10pm thinking he's some hard kinda shit.
Max hetero, ugh
This is the new ghost rider you squidwits If it’s gonna be Keanue I’m gonna go full fucking Paul Ruebens in the theater ! 💦 Also stop trashing the apes you fishy cunts ! I peg my hog at 110 on the regular which is the equivalent of 700mph on sport bike .its science . And when I say I peg . I mean I get pegged also . Ya heard !
This guy definitely howls at the full moon
dude got all that by going 45 on a chopper?
Cribge
My man's going 45
Damn and I thought this sub was gay...
Was a good read but we all know he was only going 10 over speed limit
Kinda looks more like 10 under
Maybe he’s getting road head
Post nut clarity
People I’d like to kill with a rock for $500 please
It's like that Youtuber who puts dramatic captions on every single word he says. "Me and my boiz was going down to the store. Because the biker code is brotherhood. And that brotherhood. Is freedom. Freedom like an eagle. An eagle with metal horns and golden wings. Golden wings shining down on us as we fervently go get not just ice cream, but the respect and admirationalism that our motorcycle fraternity brings us on each and every day that we choose to ride. With or without our brothers and sisters on two wheels." And EACH. WORD. POPS. UP. INDIVIDUALLY. ON. SCREEN.
this man wants to fuck his motorcycle i’m just saying
> "Speed. I am speed."
Bröthür is going 45
bro, driving at night isn’t that deep… 😭
Faster faster, until the thrill of speed overcomes the fear of death