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Send_Me_Huge_Tits

You.... cut it off after toasting it?


ch8rt

Cremation


HamsterEagle

Kill it with fire.


PepsiCoconut

Cast it in the fyre!


CopyWr1ght

Fuck you Elrond


joesphisbestjojo

Destroy it!


MikeWFC

... no


islandbuoy10

ISILDURRRR!


Mister_Krunch

Nuke it from orbit, it's the only way to be sure.


Sorry_Wrangler5010

Looks like that's what they did


ee0u30eb

Title was misleading... Mould wasn't cut off bread


ManyPoo

What if he cut the bread and then toasted the individual pieces? Didn't think of that now did you


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That would be croutons


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I love Reddit exclusively for people like you


trev2234

Not sure I’d wanna risk the rest of it, at that point. Op playing fast and loose.


LemonStones69

Fast and loose is what his shit will be like after eating that.


arashi256

Yep, if I see mould on bread like that, that loaf is done. I'd rather do without. Also, I'm pretty sure this is how "The Last of Us" started, so no thanks.


dbx999

Yeah the surface fuzz is just the fruiting body that emerges to spread spores. It means the actual mold has spread within the bread and already occupies the volume of the bread in a fine network of mycelium strands and fibers. The problem here is if you’re allergic to penicillin this could be bad even cooked or toasted. Otherwise it may not make you sick but just be aware that the bread is propagated with fungus on the inside.


NurseRatchetSedatesU

Can confirm. Allergic to penicillin here and ate a piece of bread that unbeknownst to me had those mycelium strands and fibers. About 3-4 hours later, I was having a full-blown allergic reaction with hives, itching, and tightening of my throat. God bless Benadryl. Fuck moldy bread.


MrClaretandBlue

Ok so mouldy bread. Fuck not eat. Understood.


mic_Ch

Instructions unclear, dick stuck in toaster!


Huzzahtheredcoat

And that, kids, is how we invented the hot dog.


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i would in such a case own 99% frozen bread. Just thaw before eating. Would that work? Or do you limit bread?


stormblaz

If u see mold, its late, throw out unless is cheese, molded breads they make a interconnected chain under that mold you wont see, so its best to throw until the loaf is fully mold free and then some to be safe.


DMercenary

>unless is cheese to clarify hard cheese. Soft cheeses if there's mold its a goner. ie. Parmesan with mold? Just cut off the bit with the mold with some extra to make sure its not spread. Even cheddar you can do it as well. ​ Cottage Cheese with mold? Dump it.


BrokeChris

blue cheese without mold?


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craftyindividual

For feta or worse.


BudgetTamimIqbal

Doubt it would be very blue


[deleted]

I have a blue house with a blue window


Doogie1x13

And a blue Corvette….


Doogie1x13

They should make a song out of that…… Oh wait..


ColdChancer

Your house is a gonner


[deleted]

Lives in a house a very blue house


sleepingismytalent65

I'm the same. Ex used to try and trick me which just meant I never trusted him. Also the other day I discovered a moldy peach, threw it out then washed the last one very well. Went to take a bite and I could smell the mold. Told myself I was being daft and took a bite. Blegh! It tasted like mold too. I was sad.


KitsuneKanbaru

Yeah putting water on food doesn’t get rid of mold or bacteria sadly. Some people still think that but from years of working kitchens and my microbio classes taught me that.


sleepingismytalent65

I was hoping the second peach would be fine. It looked it and had no mold on it but ugh that taste is unmistakable


WhatWeHavingForTea

Had to scroll way too far to find this comment!


Brightyellowdoor

Warm spores are tasty spores!


MrPinkSheet

Top comment for me lol


Amzy29

Not toasted, incinerated!


VerbalVerbosity

The decision to only remove the mould *after* toasting it is an interesting one


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WhtChcltWarrior

Boil it, mash it, stick it in a stew?


invisiblemimsy9

What did Stew have to say about that?


Successful_Moment_91

Po-tay-toes!


Bu5ybumbl3

po-tay-toe


upthewatwo

Boil the bread, toast the bread, shit the bread


Chucklevision420

God life's relentless


bpup

Brown for first course, white for pudding. Brown is savoury, white's the treat. Of course I'm the one who's laughing because I actually love brown toast.


Bride-of-wire

Right, Corrigan.


Peeche94

Been cheeky though, gone for two slices of dessert.


WeldedDiff98

Shit the bed


DeandreDeangelo

All kidding aside, you need to be really careful with mold. If it’s the bad kind, like on bread, you can’t just heat it and make it safe. You might kill the mold but the toxins it might have created are still there.


Myopically

That’s only the mould that you can see.


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MaskedBunny

How to make mould and influence people.


SteelRiverGreenRoad

The Last Of ~~Us~~ The Slices


Orange-Murderer

The ~~Last~~ Mould of Us ~~The Slices~~


lapsongsouchong

Breadback Mountain


Doctor_Loggins

The last of crust


mcboobie

How to make friends and mould people


DefiantBun

When OP made this, they really broke the mould.


corbymatt

What a fungi


Myopically

They ingested it, too.


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supazero

The friends that mould us.


twinkprivilege

[Pretty good breakdown of safe/unsafe foods to treat this way](https://www.healthymepa.com/2017/06/30/mold-food-can-eat-avoid/)


Illogical_Blox

Yeah, it's pretty much anything hard is okay, because the mould hasn't spread that far. But still cut off a good bit around, because fungus doesn't come to the surface until it's spread a decent amount.


--Muther--

Toast - hard Bread - soft I see zero problems with OPs approach


AntmanJohnsen

ah, thats why he toasted it first, to make it hard.


VoldemortsHorcrux

Can I try this instead of viagra?


Dark-Of-Knight

That's not correct though, that's only the colonies of mould that have gotten big enough to see with the naked eye. The entire loaf will be full of spores and smaller colonies.


aesemon

The link places bread in the do not eat column


uathachas

the spores are everywhere anyway, that's how the mold appeared, I'm more concerned with the growing fungus that produces aflatoxins etc


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It's still spread and likely full of spores but not visible to the eye


[deleted]

As someone who’s had the worst kind of food poisoning when in Japan once….take no chances at all


sionnach

I got terrible food poisoning in Cambodia which still gives me some trouble, years later.


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That'll be the tapeworm you haven't discovered yet.


richh00

I had it from chicken one campylobacteriosis. I was shitting and vomiting for a week straight.


Jindabyne1

Shit. I always cut the mould off bread. Still alive though, so that’s a negative


--Muther--

Yeah, so not bread then. But if I toast it first, does that now count as a hard food?


toady89

My mum used to try to get me to cut around it but the rest of the bread just never tasted right to me.


Druark

Yeah its because by the time you can see the mould, that means its spread a fair amount already. If you're with people who're immunocompromised or similar, don't risk it, some people only got to make the mistake once.


corysama

For real. I learned from the BBC documentary on spores, mold and fungi (yes, I know how to party) that if you can see mold on bread, the mold you can’t see can cause significant damage to your liver.


nonamenorsedude

I find it weird you didn't cut it off before toasting it...


FastenedCarrot

Out of sight, out of mind.


ScreamOfVengeance

Out of sight, in the stomach


BatVisual5631

I have a question: why did you toast it before you cut the mould off?


Imperterritus0907

He seasons the toaster with mould spores


primarysectorof5

Fancy mushrooms with toast


ChelseaAndrew87

Just freeze it before it gets to that stage


Danish_Canary

Pop the loaf in the freezer straight after bring it back from the shop.


Bicolore

I can’t believe all the people on here who seem to think that toast from frozen bread is as good as normal toast, it’s not, it never tastes as good.


worrymon

The trick is to use enough butter that that's all you taste


craftworkbench

Like how grapefruit is delicious if you simply coat it in sugar first. Then make sure to discard any grapefruit that isn't coated in sugar. Voila! Healthy snack!


Imperial_Squid

I see you too are familiar with the "salad is merely a vehicle for delivering salad dressing" school of thought


ohgood

I just lay out sticks of celery face up, and pour dressing into the “boats”, and just drink that, toss the celery. Can’t figure out why I’m gaining weight tho


CrotchetyHamster

Who ISN'T of this school of thought?


Ebenizer_Splooge

Also the "chicken nuggets are sauce spoons" school


BonBon666

Tastes better than moldy bread.


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It's fucking toast, not Wagu beef. Who cares if its slightly not as good.


RustySheriffBadges

Hahaha. Just lash a tin of beans and sprinkle of cheese on top and you won’t be able to tell the difference between the two… and have a far better meal at the same time


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Toast has a limited palate exactly. Just a carrier for other things. If u want good toast, make your own bread.


ThaGuy34

Spoken like a person that never toasted their bread just right


capricornflakes

as a single person I freeze the loaf and eat it throughout the month. I never noticed a difference.


eairy

Oh... it can do. When I was in student halls the toaster in the kitchen had a "frozen bread" button, and it worked like magic, you couldn't tell the difference between fresh and frozen. I wish I'd made a note of what make and model it was. I would have totally bought one on ebay by now.


goldensnow24

Doesn’t every toaster have a defrost option?


tinklight

This is me. Previously frozen, toasted from frozen, or even from the fridge... It just changes things.


MarlaDurden144

I reckon toast tastes *better* when it’s from frozen bread.


grumpher05

Same, if you use good, thick bread it ends up with a nice golden crispy outside with a soft, hot inside


minus-the-virus

If you can see mould, there’s already mould growing throughout the bread - cutting it off doesn’t really help.


usmcawp

Exactly. The mold has "roots" essentially.


No_rash_decisions

Mycelium is good for the soul


Jorvikson

You cannot kill me in a way that matters.


RealNiceKnife

I'M NOT FUCKING SCARED OF YOU!


Kg128

Decay exists as an extant form of life.


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[sauce for anyone too dry](https://knowyourmeme.com/memes/you-cannot-kill-me-in-a-way-that-matters)


Toon1982

But what about everyone else's celium?


uberjach

No, it's the opposite. What to see is essentially a sex organ spreading spores. The real fungus is underneath the bread, or the ground for toadstools etc


iamblankenstein

the mycelium is really the main body of the fungus, the fuzzy stuff on top is where they release their spores to reproduce. mold, mushrooms, etc. are basically the genitals of fungi. they're all total exhibitionists.


WithoutDennisNedry

Hyphae.


Kriffer123

The mold is essentially the roots- the visible part is sporing usually, it’s like a very small mushroom


DrPruz

This should be higher. Also, some mold can be dangerous


DangKilla

Are we living in The Last of Us timeline? It seems likely. Edit: /s


minus-the-virus

Bomb.


cyd23

yes [look at this op](https://youtu.be/4ro8sPOgCBg)


re_Claire

I used to cut the mould off until I watched that. Now I throw it all away. Grim.


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Cutting off moldy parts of cheese is okay, as long as you cut it off a good bit away (and think in 3D space!) from the visible mold. At least an inch (2.5 cm) to be safe, but generally the harder the cheese, the less margin you need to give.


greninjack24

I already know OP just threw up in their mouth after reading this comment


mrbaconator2

Sir are you suggesting the incredulous notion that it's not a good idea to consume moldy food and that OP is in fact, pardon my scientific terminology, "fucking nuts"?


Sensitive_Quote2492

No one gonna draw attention to the two bits of cremated bread with cappuccino froth spread on them?


unspecified-format

OP hasn't confirmed which bit they are eating, maybe they don't like burnt toast.


BunnyCastles

I'm not surprised that someone who torches their bread to ash would also eat mould sandwiches.


Loke_y

Looks like not very much peanut butter and butter as well


Early-Intern5951

its weird to do it so late in the process.


CrabColaConglomerate

Are you not watching The Last of us?


covert-teacher

There's only one course of action. The Indonesian Government must bomb his house to prevent the spread!


MarlaDurden144

I’m not endorsing this action, but 12 people have. I’m just saying…


hamicev873

What you are seeing is only the apparent mould, the rest of the bread will have started moulding just isn’t green yet. Not what I’d call safe to eat.


Ajclarrrry

It builds immunity /s


SitDown_BeHumble

Is anyone else reading the rest of this thread? It’s unhinged lol. I can’t believe how many people are in this thread saying it’s okay to eat mold and that any government agency telling you it can be dangerous is “political correctness”. This is legitimately one of the dumbest threads I’ve ever read on Reddit. Edit: looks like the mold eaters are downvoting me now lmao. [“Doing scientific studies on harmful things to the human body is political correctness”](https://reddit.com/r/CasualUK/comments/1175bdq/_/j9a8ipx/?context=1) [“I ingest mycotoxins all the time and I haven’t died, so therefore, they are completely safe.”](https://reddit.com/r/CasualUK/comments/1175bdq/_/j9aftdm/?context=1)


BeardedGingerWonder

That first link is sarcasm to be fair.


StumbleDog

Not safe to eat mouldy bread. The mould will be spread further than the visible bits https://www.healthline.com/nutrition/can-you-eat-bread-mold#discarding Edit: if you enjoy eating mouldy bread then continue doing so, just don't complain if you do get ill.


chrimack

That's the USDA. Y'all are safe in the UK.


UnhelpfulMoth

Ah, it's like when it only causes cancer in California.


Expensive_Road_1134

Technically this is right but not all mould is the same. Some are unpleasant and sum can cause foodborne illness.


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Get a new loaf


KickIcy9893

Someone told me that visible mould is like the flowers of a plant and you just can't see the rest of the mould plant...


[deleted]

This is the best, easiest to understand comment.


Remmion

This. And also worth noting that it’s not the mould itself that’s harmful. It’s the mycotoxins it (already) produced throughout the bread.


Tetragon213

Not safe. Back in the day, it was common practice due to money and lack of understanding, these days we know it to be unsafe to do so.


MrPoletski

Well, I fully understand that the mould spore you see as a blue blob on the surface of the bread is just the tip of the iceberg and that mould is well established in the bread by this point. no matter what you cut off you will end up eating mould. What I would like to know, what are the actual health drawbacks of eacting that mould. Would that not be penicillium mould? so with a bit of jigery pokery could be turned into crude penicillin? Sure, you aint doing that in your kitchen, but what's so bad about consuming that mould, what issues will it cause? I mean, we all eat mouldy cheese, why is mouldy bread so bad? Actually, I don't because stilton tastes like somebody ate my foot and shat it back out onto a plate but you get my point.


NZillia

By mouldy cheese i’m going to assume you mean “blue cheese” and not just “any old cheese that has gone mouldy”. You still should be very careful around the latter, and probably just throw away any soft cheese. The mould itself is usually not the problem. The problem is that mould produces a variety of toxic substances called “mycotoxins”. The variety of mould found in blue cheese has been specifically cultivated to *not* produce mycotoxins. What you’re doing is like comparing going ice skating on a lake vs ice skating in an ice rink. One of them has been designed, by humans, to be safer so you won’t fall through some weaker ice and drown. Mycotoxins have a very wide range of health risk depending on the type, concentration, and person. Nausea, vomiting, gastrointestinal problems, etc, all the way up to things like lung damage, or even cancer.


MrPoletski

nice analogy, and that clears up my inquiry too, thanks.


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MrPoletski

Well there ya go, its not just penicillium growing on bread it's other far yukkier things too. Thanks.


pappyon

I’m guessing you haven’t seen the Last of Us?


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Superb_Ad_75427

The whole bread is infected. Should really throw that out.


IAmStevie420

My dude. That toast is infested with bacteria and fungus. Those bits are the ones you can see. You even toasted the fungus to get it warmed up and ready to release spores. 2023 and mf's out here eating like it's medieval England. I need a lie down after looking at that so best of luck.


UrghItsMaddie

lol yeah its literally made worse for going in the toaster


The-Nimbus

If i was to try and sum it up, I'd call it 'Fucking grim'.


voscle

that is fucking tapped


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I’d be more concerned about the shit you spread on the toast.


ManyPoo

Don't poverty shame him. It's the only thing spreadable he had to hand


Grantthetick

Bread mould is aerial and sporadic, it's never safe to eat bread if any of the other pieces in the bag have mould. Sorry to say but you've literally ingested mould there


ireaditonasubreddit

I've been eating mouldy bread for yaers adn I'm asblutoey fnie.


TomServo30000

Good enough, case closed. User name checks out.


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Inevitable-Drop5847

Some of you really concern me


Prestigious_Memory75

Gross unless you’re having issues financially- but still. No. That’s not safe.


Geoff900

Even if you have financial issues, you are going to give yourself more with eating mouldy bread.


Myopically

Dead people don’t have any issues.


Geoff900

Well it just passes thw financial burden on to someone else.


Myopically

Not if the other person also eats mouldy bread.


[deleted]

You may have hit upon the solution to our ongoing societal woes. But we're gonna need a lot of bread.


JustMiniBanana_2

Check the tescos bin, but that's usually fresh maybe let it sit a week.


NoodlePenguinn

Gross, very gross…not gonna lie….


X_Trisarahtops_X

Exactly! I see everyone talking about health implications but... can nobody around here taste and smell it before it even gets to this stage?! The smell and taste of it is gross when it's gone bad and it's usually quite obvious to me before it's even showing up as mould. Sometimes that smell and taste show up before the best before date too and I just can't eat it, even toasted, if that happens because it's a massive tell-tale that it's gone/going bad. My husband will eat it happily even though a day or so later it'll be riddled with blue spots.


Mammoth-Temperature3

As someone who's seriously allergic to penicillin...... I'll pass. This is not the same mould as cheese. This is dangerous stuff.


AudinSWFC

Eugh, hell no. Any sign of mould on anything and it's straight in the bin. I just freeze bread as soon as I buy it, and just get out the slices I need when I need them. Toast from frozen or defrost in microwave for a sarny.


a_man_has_a_name

The mold you see is only the reproductive side of the mold, the mycelium (which you would probably be able to see, it should look like white strands) spreads a lot further out inside of the breaf than just the visible part of the mold and can spread to diffrent slices if they are in contact with eachother, also, once you can see the mold that also means it's releasing spores, so the mold could be at any part of the bread.


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lazydaizy25

I think I just threw up a little


tbenz077

Apparently not good to eat mouldy bread,whole things contaminated. We just can't see it yet


jasonrandall

There’s some wrong un’s on this sub


Scouseyyyy

What you see is just the tip of the iceberg


moreat10

Someone give me the skinny on why invisible mould is bad for you. Not saying it isn't, would just be interested to know the science.


Lego-105

For the same reason visible mould is bad for you. You’re eating a live fungus which can spread spores in your lungs, liver, colon, wherever it passes through. You can become very very ill. Visible or not makes no difference.


lazydaizy25

There are some species of mould that produce mycotoxins as they grow. The part that you see is just the part with the spores, the main body of the fungus is embedded throughout the bread, meaning that those mycotoxins would also be throughout the bread. Without genetic testing, you have no way to know whether your fungus is a dangerous species or a safe one. So just in case, throw it out.


reallybigleg

I had the same question. Just looked it up and seems there's a link to liver cancer.


Icarusgurl

That escalated quickly


rottenapple9

That's fucking vile


BeardedGingerWonder

I know, who fucking cremates toast like that.


Many_Isopod_9432

It is not weird but partly stupid. Microscopic roots spread through the whole slice/loaf, so you are still eating mould. Not all moulds will make you ill, but some can definitely harm a human.


freeze123901

It’s weird that you did it *after* you cooked it lol


Chrisssj88

You fucking slag that's gross