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Goldie lookin chain


Gadget100

Delighted to see this at #2 on the list. Hardcore gangsta rappers from Newport. What’s not to like. Also, Maggot is now a financial advisor.


chris_282

He still goes by the name Maggot, which is really a tribute to his financial advice.


chris_282

[Guns Don't Kill People](https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ICG0MuzEYzw)


polaris183

Rappers do!


Jonesy135

I seen it on a documentary on BBC two!


jacobburns

Shot to death outside hypervalue


MrR0undabout

Guns blazing like Michael Caine in Zulu


jeanius_c

Half man half machine...


dronebox

Half Man Half Biscuit The Fall John Shuttleworth Genesis P. Orridge/Psychic TV Richard Dawson Edit: Here’s a taste of Richard Dawson if you haven’t heard anything of his: [Two Halves](https://youtu.be/NkSvn23fbAg?si=d6x8ohdEE75Egz8_)


TheStigsScouseCousin

The Fall will either make OP's girlfriend love British music forever more, or she'll break up with him on the spot


chris_282

[There's a Ghost in my House](https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=D0bZofM6EOU)


dth300

That’s a cover of a Northern Soul song. Which in itself is an odd British music phenomenon


warpedandwoofed

Surely [Hit the North?](https://youtu.be/v5zav2yrC7M?feature=shared)


flunkymonks

Seconding Half Man Half Biscuit. Far too many great tunes to pick from and all thoroughly British.


chris_282

[Trumpton Riots](https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_ZxkErDC16A)


JarJarBinksSucks

Add to this John Otway, and maybe The Bonzo Dog Do dah band


scoobydoodavies

Good call on The Bonzo's. There's a good Viv Stanshall biography called Ginger Geezer, if you're interested. I only put the Bonzo's on occasionally but it's really the definitive sound of unfiltered daftness for daft's sake.


avspuk

The Fall is a must for all humans (& most other living things) from any where /when. Why no mention of Throbbibg Gristle, seems odd to only mention GPO/PTV. Also for the uninitiated TG & PTV can be extremely transgressive (child murder, gore, nazi imagery etc) is ultra NSFW & not for thosebof a delicate sensibility. If the aim is just for pop-novelty songs a la Wurzels then Shutleworths alter-ego Jilted John is a good call as is HMHB. Also Bernard Cribbins - https://youtu.be/r5XX9LX2es4 & not to mention The Laughing Gnome by obscure no-hoper David Jones 😉


nellysunshine

Two Halves is such a class song, evokes such strong feelings and I've never even been in a football team


BearMcBearFace

John Shuttleworth is one of those acts that I struggle to see how anyone finds him entertaining. I’m a big comedy fan and can usually get that people find someone entertaining that I don’t, but I genuinely feel like I’m missing something with him because I just can’t see it at all.


ClaimOutrageous7431

Good shout on Psychic TV. The Orchids might be one of the most beautiful songs


a3poify

Richard Dawson is my favourite songwriter of the last 20 years. Every song is brilliant and takes me somewhere new.


Acceptable_Candle580

I can't read Half Man Half Biscuit without thinking of Karl Pilkington 😂


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The Bonzo Dog Doo-Dah Band


chris_282

[Death Cab for Cutie](https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=qKXsrWrmbAg)


the_son_and_the_heir

A song used in the weirdest scene of The Beatles' Magical Mystery Tour film.


boostman

Once I was a ten pound weakling … now, I am two separate gorillas.


meekamunz

It's An Odd Boy Who Doesn't Like Sport


chris_282

[Ernie (The Fastest Milkman In The West)](https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=8e1xvyTdBZI)


durkbot

I had a cassette tape with this and other gems on it growing up. Jake the Peg and Grandad come to mind.


chris_282

Obviously we don't talk about Jake the Peg any more, but was that the theme tune to the tv show Grandad?


durkbot

I had a quick Google because I had no idea, but turns out: > From 1979 to 1984, Dunn starred as Charlie "Grandad" Quick in a children's television show titled Grandad, although the series did not use the song as the theme tune.


DXNewcastle

Hah! This reminds me of the link between inane children's TV in the UK and simultaneously the celebration of the heroin culture in the alt arts Manhatten scene. . . . . Bassist Herbie Flowers wrote the 'Grandad' tune for Clive Dunn and also the legendary bass line of "Walk on thd Wild Side" for Lou Reed.


chris_282

Older redditors may remember this bit of musical doggerel that I appear to be hanging on to: "If you've got a song, He'll conduct and sing along (boop-de-boop) Playing the pianer In the strangest manner The words are right but the tune's all wrong" Pum-te-pum... "It's grandad - Charlie Quick!" Played by Clive Dunn, the youngest member of the Dad's Army cast, doing broadly the same bit for a child audience.


bopeepsheep

Who's that walking down the street? Bandy legs, educated feet. Happy smile, now ain't that sweet, it's Grandad, Charlie Quick. Written by Bob Block, who also did Rentaghost.


Thisoneissfwihope

Ian Lavendar was 24 on Dad's Army. Clive Dunn? 19. Had a very hard paper round growing up.


laurzregan1

I think i had the same tape. It also had on it I'm a Pink Toothbrush and My Boomerang Won't Come Back.


MadJen1979

Don't think we're allowed to mention Jake the Peg anymore as Rolf was a wrong un.


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chris_282

[Sheriff Fatman](https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=iQXRsshaZk8)


Neviss99

He started out in business as a granny farmer


chris_282

Coolest fucking tape I ever bought


Neviss99

I had it on vinyl. Saw them about a dozen times, absolutely loved them


moreglumthanplum

1992 The Love Album is a thing of beauty


dronebox

I saw them at Teesside Poly… They played to a backing cassette and when they finished they rewound it and played the exact same set again! Double your money’s worth.


Yetibike

I saw JimBob last month. He's still great live and plays some of the old Carter stuff


tramadolic

Loved it when he dived on Philip Scofield at an award ceremony


Ben0ut

Nobody neuters the Unstoppable Sex Machine!


RationalTim

Also Surfin' USM


chris_282

[London Underground](https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=UHu_cfy33bY)


Gadget100

Nah, you want the Jay Foreman Tube song :-) https://youtu.be/8jPyg2pK11M?si=yqsSCPmwS_w_NEUi


TheStigsScouseCousin

Where the fuck's my fucking train?


avspuk

Bus Driver's Prayer https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=nnGOrbAoBpU


chris_282

[The Wrong Ian Watkins](https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=c7doNO9e8d4)


BromleyReject

Ooh no. No, no, no, no. Yes.


Agrajag_the_Petunias

Ian Dury and the Blockheads?


chris_282

[Hit Me With Your Rhythm Stick](https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=0WGVgfjnLqc)


Capt_Bigglesworth

You’re more than fair


ihathtelekinesis

Got to be the song about Ada.


Welshyone

Razzle in my pocket.


my__socrates__note

The Chicken Song by Spitting Image


Mister_Six

I've Never Met a Nice South African


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chris_282

[Blackbox Life Recorder 21f](https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=e_Ue_P7vcRE)


fortduckburg

Milkman is a good fit. https://youtu.be/JLYwxVWF_qQ?si=jFgw-rtfusONm7Om


Starwave82

Ebeneezer Goode - The Shamen. It's a joke song that went Woosh over the British Censorship's head


onetwothreefour432

Naughty, very naughty... ha ha ha haaaaa


Starwave82

Anybody got any Vera's ?


me_me_me

Laaaaarvley


TrypMole

If we're doing Eezer we also have to do Acieed.


Wonkypubfireprobe

She came from Greece, she had a thirst for knowledge


jimbo8083

She studied sculpture at st Martin's college


purplecarrotmonster

That's where i, caught her eye


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CaptainPedge

I said "in that case I'll have rum and Coca Cola"


TheStigsScouseCousin

She said fine


JunFanLee

And then in thirty seconds time she said


avspuk

I wanna live like common people


chris_282

[Common People](https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=yuTMWgOduFM)


scrabble71

[The Wurzels version](https://youtu.be/mcHkPnO6H90?si=er--1L45M4tK1BqC)


mondognarly_

I'm assuming by your post that what you're looking for is slightly silly music, in which case, Frank Sidebottom, Carter USM, and the Toy Dolls.


jd158ug

Memory unlocked - Toy Dolls version of Nellie the Elephant. Absolute banger


Ben0ut

CUSM silly? How fucking bloody well dare you!


Captain_Of_Trouble

Lilly the Pink


Mumfiegirl

Chas and Dave


darkniven

Rabbit


asjaro

Yip yap yip yap.


KevinPhillips-Bong

More rabbit than Sainsbury's.


BlackJackKetchum

They played my cousin’s wedding. She was surprised but delighted and got down with great vim and vigour.


chris_282

[Margate](https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_kzpHzUJCd4)


cooltone

The Bonzo Dog Doo Dah Band, a smorgasbord of spiffing songs: Intro Outro The Canyons of Your Mind - including the GOAT guitar solo. Bernard Cribbins - Right Said Fred


gearnut

Five Bridges Suite by the Nice In the Court of the Crimson King by Crimson King ​ These are both pretty obscure but decent British Music!


rev9of8

>In the Court of the Crimson King by Crimson King Used to great effect on the soundtrack of the film **Children of Men**.


chris_282

[In the Court of the Crimson King](https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ukgraQ-xkp4) (Note: 10:02)


onetwothreefour432

King Crimson is obscure???? 🤔


gearnut

Depends how old you are, they certainly aren't popular on the level of Rolling Stones, The Beatles or The Kinks.


a3poify

King Crimson is a dangerous rabbit hole. Once you're in you can never get out. So, so many live albums.


CaptainPedge

Kunt and the gang


Beanotown

How about Dr John Cooper Clarke?


chris_282

[Night People](https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Ob55zPgmzTw&list=OLAK5uy_ljz6Zzvdejl3YpfPgcVtOU0fWWVNTzLMA&index=20)


betterland

[Throbbing Gristle](https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=odZob7hBFbo) [Cocteau Twins](https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=mGgvbxW_XKY)


OneEyedMilkman87

Try some Madness


chris_282

[House of Fun](https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=GJ2X9SANsME) Edit: took a little dance break here


rocketship_potter

The Wombles. Perfect time of year to wish her a [Wombling Merry Christmas](https://youtu.be/_JhVkWNHaU4?si=C6o8EgYcKatkUX2x)!


MadJen1979

Snooker Loopy by Chas and Dave https://youtu.be/NXcbyxFNCSc?si=8n9fzdiMslOgfdjT Fuck, I've now got this as an earworm!


Rymundo88

This'll probably get lost in the weeds, but I used to work with a guy called Robin Holland. He was a drummer for a band The Very Things who were delightfully weird but definitely obscure. Here's one of their songs [The Bushes Scream While My Daddy Prunes](https://youtu.be/lpgyVxP8OG8?feature=shared) It's certainly...something


Leading_Study_876

Jilted John (Gordon is a moron) ToTP https://youtu.be/ybp-NbONgBo?si=wrsby4WU7-fwSSfq Single version https://youtu.be/FGP4h_jLSfs?si=9dp6BMDMT8624XCt Just pure genius - and a great piss-take of punk cliches.


middyandterror

The Birdie Song [https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ESViOhqRdlE](https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ESViOhqRdlE) The Court of King Caractacus [https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=pen05GsnO6U](https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=pen05GsnO6U)


MisterIndecisive

The Stone Roses


chris_282

[She Bangs the Drums](https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=T6cUmieJwJY)


13curseyoukhan

Screaming Lord Sutch - Jack the Ripper https://youtu.be/Ibx1wZoqQIY?si=c5Oxnu5dVCVcUSwe The Goons - The Ying Tong Song https://youtu.be/33-fVsL5Kdc?si=8qa-G8p8smlF4_2l


Etheria_system

Chumbawumba - tubthumping


Viscount_Barse

The Macc Lads [No sheep till Buxton](https://youtu.be/hOm8uv22e2U?si=cHyyWATW5GUdL93Q) (NSFW)


queasycockles

Vivian Stanshall Edit: also Gilbert & George


Adventurous_Soup6293

Can't go back to Savoury by John Shuttleworth or any of the musical contestants from season 2 of Look Around You. My favourite is Tony...


skuttah

Machadaynu!


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Echo and the Bunnymen.


Perfect_Confection25

John Otway


thelastonesleft

Frank Sidebottom


ScrubNerd

Had to scroll to find this! I recommend "Guess Who's Been On Match Of The Day"


twentiethcenturyduck

Little does she know - Kursaal Flyers National Express - The Divine Comedy Right Said Fred - Bernard Cribbins The Wombles


BeneficialAir8241

Ivor cutler


chris_282

[Shop Lifters](https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=bVNvC2sNxio)


raspberrythunder

Steeleye span and bad manners are my suggestions!


luv2belis

SikTh


itchyfrog

King Kurt.


asjaro

Destination Voodoo Land? Fraught.


chris_282

[Cup of Brown Joy](https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=eELH0ivexKA)


Gadget100

I do love a bit of chap-hop. See also: Mr B, Gentlemen Rhymer. https://youtu.be/6t28COxEp2k?si=IAbrPIkWNfLFFJog


Practical_Media_474

john otway and wild willy barrett


boostman

Cor baby, that’s really free.


Odd_Cryptographer941

Quantum Jump the Lone Ranger or The KLF


chris_282

[Last Train To Trancentral](https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=pC_zffOenk8)


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The streets


jnotts66

Vindaloo - Fat Les


seanclarke

The Darkness! Don't let the bells end!


WelcomeToLadyHell

Ski Sunday theme 🔥


asjaro

Banger.


kithkinkid

Happy Mondays and Bez’s dancing


chris_282

[Step On](https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=mFBQ0PH5rM4)


i--am--the--light

[Toast](https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=4knfgFkVN34)


LulusMum

Featuring Paul Young, yes that one.


Fun-Difficulty-1806

Happy Days, Toy Town - The Small Faces


DrCaterpillar69

Ivor Biggun - wanker song


griffaliff

Month Python - The Penis Song


TheStigsScouseCousin

It's 50/50 as to whether your girlfriend will love this or attempt to purposefully go deaf because of it, but try The Fall


skee_twist

[The Kersal Massive](https://youtu.be/uja3W-ibifc?si=_RG9oRRl1jXvHV66)


Ill_Ambassador417

Im a pink toothbrush youre a blue tooth brush The welly song Ive got a brand new combine harvester Saturday night whigfield Ghost town


turkishhousefan

[Cardiacs](https://youtu.be/NVjSycDJatc?si=nxiAVrAizROT7FCe)


Mister_Mints

The Mike Flowers Pops https://youtu.be/Vy1ueZf1WMQ


Heavy_Two

Agadoo!


chris_282

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=POv-3yIPSWc


madame_ray_

The Lovely Eggs.


GravelRiderUK

People are twats


T_raltixx

[Evil Scarecrow - Crabulon ](https://youtu.be/zrweu0GRJnE?si=m8fqw0QpM0Ow0zGC)


abominablebumblebee

[Spacemen 3 - Suicide (Live)](https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_W2u_-D_aWE)


I-Am-The-Warlus

"[Angel Face](https://youtu.be/K5RoXXZXkn8?si=xOXnhpmszKPINbM1)" - The Glitter Band "[Time Warp](https://youtu.be/S91wQbYYX3Q?si=Qao6sq64RZx4T8tc)" - Richard O'Brien "[See My Baby Jive](https://youtu.be/dPSZJ3xH5sA?si=VqC-v6N16vMIEmTH)" - Wizzard


GreenWoodDragon

Jethro Tull. Steeleye Span. Imogen Heap, if you want someone modern.


TreatFriendly7477

If the Wurzels didn't confuse her enough try The Skimmity Hitchers - https://skimmityhitchers.co.uk/


chairman_mooish

The Wurzels made a Christmas album . . .


MrR0undabout

The Mr Blobby Song.


brushmushroom

[Terry Wogan's version of the Floral Dance](https://youtu.be/OlH1af4siKQ?si=Dv2HYDVAl4emaWkM) (off of Helston's traditional Mayday celebrations) On the other end of the spectrum [Chav Brass](https://youtu.be/8ZqHlbb78Jk?si=uRExKtdgj_rwdeSo). It's been said but it deserves saying again: Ivor Cutler.


Arthur_Two_Sheds_J

- Black Sabbath - Electric Wizzard - Jethro Tull - Napalm Death


SkankyChris

Jilted John - Jilted John Sultans of Ping - Where's Me Jumper?


PersonalitySafe1810

Half man half biscuit


westyfield

Lemon Jelly is a bit odd but perfectly enjoyable. Try Nice Weather for Ducks: https://youtu.be/hSJcIpX5tos and Ramblin' Man: https://youtu.be/IfU1aorHVQg


mhoulden

The Goodies. Tony Hawks had a comedy hit in the 80s called Stutter Rap. In the 00s someone bet he couldn't have another top 20 hit. He wrote about it in One Hit Wonderland.


Express_Till1606

Paddy steer


chris_282

[Ace of Spades](https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=3mbvWn1EY6g)


jeanclaudecardboarde

Crass The Cravats Membranes The Cardiacs


turkishhousefan

\>"The" Cardiacs


chris_282

[Big A Little A](https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=YIdcDL64KCE)


spit-the-dog

Half man half biscuit- Trumpton Riots


GakSplat

Mr. Blobby. Parklife by Blur.


mantolwen

Big big train


chris_282

[Oblivion](https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=TZjAreGfqlU)


ReaverRiddle

Slew Dem Crew


Same-Pizza-6724

Losing my mind by some velvet morning. https://youtu.be/J4WwjHXZ2UY?si=SeO4NZBuwPL6E5n9


pixxie84

https://youtu.be/kIXr4VOZzgU?si=Wj9n1zkEUZZRA68e Barron Knights- Taste of Aggro


nicotineapache

[Keith Burton and His Beef Curtain - A Fly](https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=AW1EKMOFn58)


gogoluke

[Silicone Chip](https://youtu.be/oDU6P01yvnU?si=Bbfcvvd8cjZIiKCK) by Basil Kirchin.


Gadget100

Slay Duggee https://youtu.be/1FPVY8olur8?si=9YJuGd3F6A99mkbE


ConsiderationIll3361

Roy chubby brown Alice who the fuck is alice


manintheredroom

sleaford mods


DelMonte20

Listen with headphones. The lyrics are brilliantly British. [Everything Everything - Reptiles](https://youtu.be/zbxp3qt9LEc?si=RyrpmvS1FqScfEYH) It’s got “Toad in the Hole” in the lyrics. What’s not to love?


TrypMole

The Shirehorses. Just to make things extra confusing when she stumbles across the originals and thinks that they're the covers. Also Divine Comedy, especially National Express. Ohh, and the Orbital remix of the Doctor who theme. Speaking of Doctor who, The Timelords - Doctorin the tardis. And while we're on sci-fi, The Firm and Star Trekkin If you really wanna mess her up Bauhaus - Bela Lugosi is Dead Finish with the whole of Ogdens Nut Gone Flake by Small Faces


A2112L

It was only when I got older that I realised it wasn’t really a tractor or a haystack being sung about by the Wurzels!


LulusMum

Invest in the [Cheggers Choice cd](https://www.google.com/search?q=chegger%E2%80%99s+choice+album+songs&oq=cheggers+choice+cd&gs_lcrp=EgZjaHJvbWUyBggAEEUYOTIICAEQABgWGB4yBggCEEUYPNIBCDU2NDNqMGo0qAIAsAIA&sourceid=chrome&ie=UTF-8&si=ALGXSlbY-OW793GnvejU2p-ZJgrue1F4jlfLV6A7KhjLAqlHgIxcgsXW5AwfhN7iMmM2S1OKuwrVl5mzmja7lxl4r7S7NjqxvL9zeyd9UjivXsnO36q63MkUwr4y9loT7zJ05qYoEEiHNeDbM_NxldxcmMBWxYXh0Q%3D%3D&ictx=1&ved=2ahUKEwj87fmQh5qDAxW9aEEAHc4TANEQj74CKAF6BAgoEBg). Bonus to blow your girl friend's mind is that these were all huge hits here. Edit: hit send rather than adding the link.


Curious-Device-8527

The Lancashire hotpots, Pure northern bliss


Shitelark

It doesn't have to be too obscure for her not have heard it, it can be brilliant and uniquely British; like "the best album ever," Disintegration by The Cure.


VeterinarianLazy4029

Roots manuva, the streets, plan b. Good luck to her understanding it unless her English is top tier tho.. I lived in Thailand for years and eventually nailed the thai karaoke haha took enough time


Adam_24061

Slade


TheLightInChains

Cardiacs - start with something fairly straightforward like "The Duck and Roger the Horse".


YourLocalMosquito

The Lancashire hotpots


Thos_Hobbes

1/2 Man 1/2 Biscuit Go to the source.


DeltaJesus

Lancashire hotpots maybe? If you're going for the slightly less serious side at least.


criminalmadman

Super Furry Animals. The UKs most underrated band imo!


root-doot-doot

The Shirehorses. Possibly the GOAT radio DJs. Actually no, the GOAT radio DJs