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Useful_Resolution888

I'll be having a cup of tea.


Theres3ofMe

Same, Yorkshire Tea 😍


ollie87

Gold, I hope!


Dan_Glebitz

The rich person has joined the chat.


ollie87

I could be homeless and I’d still buy Yorkshire Gold.


Chriswheela

Are we all saying Yorkshire is pretty much the best. Or at least agreed by everyone to be top tier Tea?


DepletedPromethium

its common knowledge that yorkshire is the best, the british standard.


shibbyingaway

I’m just going to wait for all of this to blow over


pennikin

I'm in the Winchester I've got you a drink in


IChaseBadgers_

The correct choice


ramboacdc

The fact I am now on green tea because black tea gives me headache makes me feel very old.


BadBonePanda

Try caffeine free tea. My other half has started drinking it and her headaches vanished.


MonsterMuncher1000

I'm so sorry 😔


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Gone_For_Lunch

You can’t eat an odd number of biscuits!


Pale-Garlic5523

Especially on Christmas day!


Books_Bristol

A martini first thing in the morning sounds like viking-level drinking courage. Personally, I'm going to pop some orange juice in my bubbles and have a cheeky stomach lining croissant alongside. Merry Christmas!


thescamperinghamster

Chambord from the stocking and now an espresso martini here! Yum. Should prob eat something soon tho, will other than the celebrations and a tangerine, also stocking gifts.


BenTheMotionist

Eating is cheating, I've already fallen over and got stuck between the toilet and the wall, have my brother tip the toaster sideways to make a melted cheese toasty, only to have his cheesy melt, eject and skip across the draining board and straight into the washing up water, and ending up with the dinner slipping on the floor off of daddio's lap as he fell asleep battered in a quiet corner. I wish I could say this was all lies. I shall not be going away on a villa break with my family again.


MissMizu

Viking-Level Drinking Courage is one I hope you don’t mind me stealing! I’ve got several rugby playing friends that phrase will suit perfectly.


Books_Bristol

Take it, it's yours. Sounds like you need it! 😆


Routine-Maximum-7788

Oh so you’re too good to eat chocolate the whole day? SORRY MR FANCY FUCKIN PANTS.


Books_Bristol

I definitely had some chocolate before and after my croissant. Don't worry, I'm not that much of a Christmas heathen. 😆


FedUpFrog

I added a brandy to my coffee when I let the cats out at 5am


CptBitCone

I see you're a person of culture.


FedUpFrog

Definitely, Tesco own brand, aged for a whole 3 years and comes in a plastic bottle.


CptBitCone

If it works, it works. Enjoy!


yaboicrackers

Classy


Left_Chemist_8198

I had baileys coffee hahah


Pattatilla

That's lovely!


[deleted]

Bubbly. I will raise a glass to my late parents as I do every year, then polish it off, getting dinner cooked.


[deleted]

Doing the same with a bauble with our mum on it so she’s still a part of Christmas. Merry Christmas to you :)


[deleted]

I’m doing a 300 mile round trip to my parents in Cumbria with the Mrs, in-laws and our 5 year old. I’ll be making up for it when I eventually get home though. I have 3L of Czech beer in the fridge with my name on it. For everyone drinking already, have one for me. And to all, have a Merry Christmas!


bhaaay

Merry Christmas, Mr Staropramen


[deleted]

Mr Pilsner Urquell, but almost! Merry Christmas to you too!


Mister_Marmite

Not all heroes wear capes but they do enjoy a good beer after. Here's to you and a clear M6. Good luck.


[deleted]

Thank you Mister! Merry Christmas!


[deleted]

I don't normally start drinking till I put dinner on. But I've just recovered from a nasty cold, so put a cheeky (read large) drop of baileys in my morning coffee. For medicinal purposes naturally...


wildgoldchai

I’ve been on the baileys lesbian biscuits. Yum


[deleted]

Never heard of them, are they like prawn crackers? 😂


wildgoldchai

Ah I should come clean. They’re called [chocolate Leibniz](https://www.tesco.com/groceries/en-GB/products/306653692) but we call them chocolate lesbians


DonkeyBronchiole

We do too! Merry chocolate lesbian Christmas x


wildgoldchai

Merry Christmas. Many happy chocolate lesbian returns x


w1ll_i_is

Chocolate lesbian crew, checking in


Left_Chemist_8198

Same lololol


[deleted]

25% of the cup minimum right?


Pyriel

Bucks fizz with breakfast. Beer when the family comes over. Wine with dinner Port with cheese Then wine until Sleepytime.


phil24jones

This is word for word my schedule


CLG91

Apple juice, out of the carton, without getting caught. It's a festive miracle.


sphinctaltickle

Juice from the carton has a special taste - the secret ingredient is crime!


mee230

Nabbed clementine juice from my eldest, tastes good stolen


HelicopterFar1433

Coffee. Once I've woken up a bit I'm going to break out the posh coffee.


2918927669

Same! Cheers :-)


Bearded_Tech

Absolutely! Coffee, Covornia for the cough drank separately of course (it’s 7% don’t you know!) then coffee machine coffee after foods.


Consistent-Two-6561

Posh coffee here too. Filter not instant.


Bearded_Tech

Yes! I’m a handle espresso machine kinda guy.


cmpthepirate

I did that and it was great, then walked the dog up the bloody big hill ❤️


Hot_Blackberry_6895

Lemsip


DarthLordi

I’ve gone for blackcurrant Beechams. Hope you feel better soon.


Publandlady

Same. Hope you can feel some joy for the day!


Murphthegurth

Water to wash down the antidepressants


thomaskitty

Good shout, need to take mine!


Realistic_Wedding

I don’t make a habit of taking mine with Scotch, but it’s Christmas innit.


Thawing-icequeen

I never feel more like a gritty sad-man-dead-wife character than taking my ever increasing number of pills with a slug of beer from the can


sleepyprojectionist

A big glass of water because I feel incredibly dehydrated and already have a banging sinus headache.


PlentyOfNamesLeft

Merry Christmas fellow traveler


parachute--account

Hmm I should have some water


GlueSniffingEnabler

Just got over mine recently, horrible stuff. Hope you’re better soon.


Have_a_butchers_

Join the covid club


ThexLuckyxDuck

Buzz fizz at breakfast with a bacon and Brie roll


ThatHairyGingerGuy

Buzz fizz being buck's fizz with an extra shot of Brandy I assume


[deleted]

To infinity and beyond


PlentyPirate

Budd Lightbeer


palebluedot365

r/boneappletea ?


[deleted]

A glass of water. Not particularly exciting I know, but I'm currently 100 days sober after quitting alcohol earlier this year. This will actually be my first Christmas without alcohol in a long time.


BINGGBONGGBINGGBONGG

congrats on your sobriety! nearly 10 years here, it does get easier, i promise. keep that shit up.


[deleted]

Congratulations on your 10 years! That's a great achievement, I hope to reach the same point one day. Thank you for the kind words


catsaregreat78

Well done, and all the best for 2024.


[deleted]

Thank you!


HolleeO

Well done, what a brilliant achievement x


mynameismypassport

Well done! One day at a time soon adds up.


Drammeister

Snowball!


coffee_and_tv_easily

I decided I wanted snowballs to drink this year, it reminds me of being young!


thefooby

My GF loves this stuff but I think it tastes like whey protein shakes. She’s got me a whole bunch of DIPA cans that she didn’t realise were 8% so today should be fun.


thomaskitty

Ive had two cups of tea already. I think I will wait until 9 then have a glass of Prosecco then around 11 make myself a Martini or two. Wine with lunch. Its going to my good day.


Strong_Roll5639

I planned a prosseco breakfast but I drank so much yesterday I can't face it 🤢


thomaskitty

It will do you good. I promise. As long as its nice and cold.


ScotsDragoon

Currently in Paris with a pre shower wine


minks97

Joyeux noël!


ScotsDragoon

Feels odd in such nice weather but certainly not complaining :) Merry Christmas 😊


jonny7five

That’s living.


smequake

That's living alright


Romfordian

Auf wiedersen pet


Iwantedalbino

Her family for Christmas this year so a weak af cup of tea


BisonLoose6266

My grandad gave me a glass of ginger wine and lemonade, insisting ‘it’s not really alcoholic’ because he knows I don’t really drink. Had a glass, it was very sweet and tasted quite alcoholic. Checked bottle. 13.5% alcohol.


0that-damn-cat0

Tea. But soon, bucks fizz.


[deleted]

Fortified wine from Lidl. I don't mess around


jimbo8083

Tea of course. Not a complete savage...


someonehasmygamertag

Champagne breakfast is the tradition in my family


[deleted]

Cinzano and lemsip


asjaro

Mulled?


Kleinzeit_987

Sherry… half a bottle down… I feel a snooze coming on already! Watched the niece’s 2 and 5 year old open their presents… now they’re arguing. Classic Christmas 🎄


DownrightDrewski

I've got to bloody drive a lot today, so, coffee and water for now. Will have a glass of bubbly at some point though.


Talska

Water because I'm at work 🙃


G3n0Pl3x

Coffee paired with a small amount of a Secret Speyside Scotch I was gifted.


[deleted]

Coffee, then champagne


hilbo90

Water to go with my cold and flu tablets.


ohnobobbins

Ah man. Feel better soon


majesticjewnicorn

Chronic pancreatitis (genetic, not alcohol, diet or gallbladder induced). Came out of hospital 2 days ago from a serious attack. My tipple will be oral morphine so that will be a very drowsy Xmas


The96kHz

I don't drink, but tonight I'll be pouring a toast to my aunt who just passed away about an hour ago.


thomaskitty

Im so sorry to hear that.


The96kHz

Thanks - in a lot of ways it's a relief. My mum hates Christmas anyway, so now she's got a good excuse not to put the decorations up next year.


Imaginary-Quiet-7465

It’s gotta be a Bucks Fizz, it’s still the morning, man, let’s be reasonable.


redrighthand_

Bottle of Veuve


fireborn1472

Coffee, probably. We'll see what time we eventually get up.


Few_Measurement4496

As a leaver my day is coming to an end Buck’s Fizz Margarita Tin of beer whilst is swim Red wine with dinner Now on scotch Bed in 3 or so hours Ciao


RookCrowJackdaw

Tea was first. Then coffee. Now looking at the fancy Tesco's Clementine Cranberry bucks fizz


-what-are-birds-

Coffee, then onto snowballs, as is tradition


hootersm

Coffee. A a bottle of bollinger in the fridge for mid morning. Shall see from there!


thomaskitty

Oh yum!


Matterbox

Bloody Mary’s for me.


szandor66

Snowball made with raspberry lemo and frozen mixed fruits to chill the drink (and make up my 5 a day..)


Sashaflick

Presents are opened. Turkey is in. Potato’s and veg are peeled. Treating myself to a whiskey.


Dapper_Ad_9761

I made eggnog last night. I love it. I am now enjoying it in my moose glass, just like the National Lampoon's Christmas vacation. My favourite Christmas film. Merry Christmas everyone.


thomaskitty

Oh wow cool. Hmmm I think I’ll try and make it next year !


BreakfastLopsided906

We had rose champagne with scrambled egg and various meats, salmon, salami, chorizo etc. Lovely start to the day.


thomaskitty

Sounds good. Im keeping my tummy empty for my xmas roast. Just lining it with gin


DangerousMango6

Alcohol free prosecco🤰🏻someone have a baileys for me!


yeahyeahitsmeshhh

Tea and water don't count. The answer is mulled wine with breakfast.


Mormagor

Litre of freshly ground black coffee and now a huge glass of red wine before hitting the Guinness


deadlygaming11

I dont drink, so maybe a few bottles of whiskey and then I can peacefully drift off and ignore everyone.


goldensecrets22

Banana milk I think! Cocktails come later in the day!


Dangerous-Bee-7402

Freshly brewed coffee.


Debaser1984

Bailey's on your cereal


Majestic-Pension-874

Fanta


[deleted]

Cuppa tetleys


melanie110

Cuppa ☕️


greyape_x

Mother in law bought me a case of Fosters 750ml 5% cans from Texas. I'm on number 2 so far. Get nice and pissed, sober up with a roast later, have a nap, then bang out the whiskey. Bosh!


bopeepsheep

Wasn't planning to but have to delegate the turkey now (to competent and willing cook, thankfully) so adding a splash of stollen rum (M&S) to my usual 11am Pepsi Max. I'm not really a hot drink fan.


ofthenorth

Bloody Mary or 2 then some Buck’s Fizz.


Eastern_Canary2150

Cup of tea, posh Nespresso coffee then a glass of white come lunch time. Merry Christmas my fellow Brits X


hudsondoeshair

A cup of Yorkshire tea along with a Doughnut time doughnut… Then later I have white grape Shloer because I’m a nostalgic, sober 33yo.


stemmo33

Had a cuppa, now the water's gone on our entire street so I've been forced to open a Brewdog Lost Lager.


Hot-Abbreviations787

Currently having my first drink of the day. Gordon’s pink gin with lemonade. Bit late starting this year haha


inkysquids

Baileys Mocha for me! Happy Christmas!


Daemonblade

Cup of tea, cup of tea, 750ml of rum eggnog. Update: beer, beer, beer, beer, bourbon, beer, beer … cup of tea.


Nevillmiester

Chambord and Prosecco the usual


AFF8879

Sugar free red bull; need the caffeine buzz to cope with upcoming hours with family but don’t want to waste precious Christmas calories


TheGreatestAuk

First thing I had, as I rolled out of bed, was a double espresso.


shakedogshake_

Coffee. Gave up alcohol in January so it'll be coffees and some decent AF beers for me.


9DAN2

Can of monster like any other day 👌. Shall save the 10%+ beers for this afternoon


Little_Earth_2924

Coffee infused with cannabis...


OhRebbit

I opted for coffee and a spliff in the rain


Little_Earth_2924

Nice one! What have you got? My clinic sent me Orange Cake, Miracle Alien Cookies and Gelato #33 this month.... Happy Christmas!


undignified_cabbage

Can't drink until we've arrived at the in-laws. Something to do with drink driving, apparently! We've got a bottle of white wine each for once we arrive though!


Flatulent_Weasel

Mug of tea when I can be bothered to crawl out of my warm bed.


Sonzscotlandz

Moretti or peroni, what ever my hand grabs first


Ok-Bake-3059

Rum coffee


[deleted]

Snakebite


thomaskitty

God I used to love a snake bite. In my clubbing days.


AudioMan15

Water. A bit hungover from last night like... but when we get into it shortly I reckon an Irish coffee will go the finest.


Lady-of-Shivershale

Coffee and red wine (in separate containers, not mixed).


ohnobobbins

Yorkshire tea! Champagne at 11am.


thomaskitty

Im two cups in on Yorkshire tea. Im also a two teabag gal. Love a strong brew.


bulletproofbra

Bloody Mary, but a really good one.


[deleted]

Mateys asking the real questions. Go bubbly


Isphera

A good friend of mine brought back a really nice green tea blend back from a trip to Asia a few weeks ago, so breaking out one of those to start off!


KingKhram

I've only just woke up so a few cups of tea before I get on some booze


bobovdarlo

Coffee followed by a nice Coffee


ChaosMonkey1892

Fucking Coffee (dog helpfully decided to check I was still alive every 30 minutes during the night)


sist0ne

I was lucky; my wife brought me some very good coffee for Christmas. After trying a small cup black first, I had a second with a big slug of pretend Baileys. It was lovely. Merry Christmas to all!


Say10sadvocate

Me and the wife are on the mimosas already.


BetelJio

We had a Bakewell gin and Prosecco last night.. gonna stick to coffee this morning! Morry Crimbo


hueguass

im already on the methylated spirits and mince pies


Drag0n30rn

Only time of year it’s acceptable to have a Asahi lager at 9am… so yeah that’s what I’m drinking


[deleted]

Irish coffee.


Basic-Supermarket-27

I'm 2 bucks fizzes (fizzi?) deep.


tomparkes1993

Water. Need to wet my throat before breakfast is cooked.


Accurate-Book-4737

Coffee to wake up I have to drive so nothing alcoholic till later, so mostly coffee and Pepsi Max


brianoftarp

I was gonna have a monster this morning, after having given them up in August. I decided against it when I went out to buy one yesterday. So I'll be drinking mostly sadness


couplatreethings

If I have to hear this Tonie box fail to connect to my wifi once more, Domestos.


incredibleinkpen

I had some coffee with my whiskey this morning


adom86

Coffee, don’t tend to drink on Christmas Day as driving about a lot! Merry Christmas to you.


GreyFoxNinjaFan

Fucks bizz


CeresHelvetion

My stepmum got me a bottle of Merlyn. Bloody love the stuff, cracking that open after I’ve been to the cemetery to see my nan


xeneco1981

Quad espresso. Wrapping and building Lego until 2am (when on Xmas eve the kids tell me that Santa builds your Lego for you so you can play with it straight away), kids awake at 3, finally gave up keeping everyone upstairs until 6:30


EssexCatWoman

Toying with the idea of a baileys.


samueldererste

Been out three days in a row. Catching up with all my friends from home so I’ve not had a drinking break. Christmas Day is my sober day lol.


George9816

German beer as it was one of the presents in my stocking so it would have been rude of me not to try it out


thrashmetaloctopus

Buck’s Fizz is my family graduation breakfast drink on Christmas, im 4 glasses in so far, after midday it becomes anything you wish


Teners1

Coffee. Extra strong. Because two under 2. Both sick. Didn't sleep. Gonna be a long day. Merry fucking Christmas.


kudos75

Guinness for breakfast 😋


Stale_wonder_bread

Just poured a Buck’s Fizz for the missus … bloody awful hardly any orange juice and they’ve reduced it to only 3.4% !!!! Bloody liabilities!! Tesco brand, may aswell bought lemonade


Jimlad73

My dad just made an industrial bucket of eggnog. See you on the other side


Vectorman1989

I'm on Staropramen for 'day drinking' and will move onto the hard stuff (single malt) around dinner time.


AcrobaticRhubarb4768

Merry Christmas ya filthy animals, over the parents for Xmas, was going to crack on with my "dead mans fingers - spiced rum" that I left here a good while ago, turns out mum's drank it all! Made my day, gave us all a good chuckle. Moved straight on to morgans spiced and coke instead. Good times


Darren072

Guinness all day


custard_doughnuts

Guinness Prosecco and OJ Coffee and Brandy Prosecco and OJ Not the greatest mix thus far 😁