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DonkeyOT65

A friend was living in the US and dating an American girl. Her mother kept asking her " Why does your boyfriend sound like a pirate? " He was from Bristol.


Qyro

Well Blackbeard was from Bristol…


DiscardedKebab

Most pirates were from the West Country I think. A big reason for the popularity of the "arrrr" accent is because Robert Newton, an actor from Dorset who played Long John Silver in a film in the 1950s. He just used his normal Dorset accent and it went from there


the123king-reddit

Piracy and smuggling was rife in the southwest. Partly due to the number of caves and coves along the (mostly) jagged coastline, which provided refuge and hidey-holes to store contraband and loot. Partly because it is geographically close to the European "shipping lanes" exporting goods from the Mediterranean to the northern edges of Europe (and vice versa)


squirrel_tincture

I think I saw a documentary about pirates from Penzance. Didn’t realise they were such talented singers.


ChunkyLaFunga

Making it probably the most impactful acting performance in history. And how many people would know his name?


Extra-Fig-7425

Is that true? My luvver


Zal_17

Gert lush that is


Ochib

And so was the actor who played Darth Vader. He had the nickname of Daft Farmer on the set


StrangelyBrown

You'd think the tourist boards down there would be all over this. Putting pirates on the signs, maybe hire actors to dress up as pirates to walk around the tourist areas, etc. I can imagine Americans travelling the UK just to head to the west country to see 'real pirates'.


oooohbarracuda

They have a pirate festival in Brixham in Devon every year which is really good.


oynsy

I came here as a Bristolian, safe in the knowledge that Bristol would be acres of scrolling near the bottom, or not at all. How wrong I am ha


HugsandHate

I snorted. That's great.


DiscardedKebab

I love a North East accent. Not the high pitched, daft "why aye man!!" Geordie Shore bollocks but the nice, soft ones you usually hear from people in call centres. Bit Bob Mortimery. Very comforting


benziboxi

I'm pleasantly surprised to hear (apparent sex icon) Bob Mortimer mentioned so frequently here. Also realising I need to move to make use of my accent. Everyone talks like that round here.


DiscardedKebab

Oh god. I've just read the thread properly. I thought we were just talking about favourite accents. I didn't really take any notice of the 'swoon' bit and now everyone thinks Bob Mortimer turns me on. I need my ADHD diagnosis immediately, it's gone too far


benziboxi

Haha nothing quite like the Smell of Reeves and Mortimer, eh mate 🤤


tupperwaredinosours

Nobody is here to kink shame


joonty

Actually, I am ✋


TheHudsini

I’m a Geordie who has worked in call centres for over a decade. Woop woop I may be attractive to someone.


tea-and-teacakes

Had also come here to specify that it’s got to be a soft Geordie one


QOTAPOTA

Bob is technically a Yorkshireman but the softer Geordie accent could be Durham/Northumbria. More melodic.


lifetypo10

Well North Yorkshire, he was born in the Boro. If I'm ever on holiday people assume we're soft Geordies, I've never been mistaken as having a Yorkshire accent.


EverybodySayin

Cheryl Cole's accent is 🥰 That redhead on Gogglebox as well, really like her voice.


4500x

Durham is a lovely accent. Parts of Teesside too, but they can also sound awful. And I say that as someone brought up on the Herts/Esssx border with that accent.


crumblepops4ever

Welsh women's accent usually does it for me


ratttertintattertins

Yeh, I had a real thing for Cerys Matthews voice back in her Catatonia days. Very sexy.


RandomiseUsr0

It’s all over the front page


grepppo

You give me rrrroad rrrage


Mein_Bergkamp

Rrrracing thrrrrough the best days


Y-Bob

KFC. I've had that song stuck in my head ever since I first heard it. For some reason it just kept seeping back into my mind whenever it was quiet. I'd got rid of it a few years back and now... ... Fuckers.


Thisoneissfwihope

Mulder & Scully!


4737CarlinSir

She'd never throw her knickers at you.


Lexplosives

It was a great pleasure to discover her Radio 6 show later on. 


Peas-and-Butterflies

That Sian Eleri on BBC Radio 1 is something else man.


erritstaken

Shared a plane with her once to NYC (I got upgraded to the upstairs on a 747 for free). She was really nice and taking pictures with all the stewardess’s. I still listen to Catatonia


snippity_snip

Catherine Zeta Jones ✅


CCFCLewis

She hasn't had a Welsh accent for 30 years


Northern_Gypsy

Same, they seem to like having a laugh as well, plenty of banter.


PunicHelix

There is something about the Welsh accent.... just don't tell my Welsh friends, who I love to wind up.


sensors

Radio 1 DJ Sian Eleri's voice


aljones753000

She’s so Caernarfon, it’s weird to hear it in the mainstream as a local.


im-hippiemark

Female welsh has something that hits deep.


angelshair

Norman Price’s ma could get it


TomppaTom

I had a colleague who was half Welsh half Afrikaans, and she had the *best* accent ever.


Steenies

I need to hear this


RobsyGt

I've got a mate who is the same, still makes me chuckle every time he says do you want to come up my house as, " do you want to cum up my ars?"


easily-distracte

Oh, what's occurring? I won't lie to you, Nessa loves a good ride.


WalpoleTheNonce

Yeah Northern Irish female accents are very attractive too!


TheVoidScreams

North or south? There’s a big difference. Even within north and south divides, lol. Swansea jack vs Llanelli.


LastWavebender

I’ve always liked Scottish accents, they’ve always sounded so cool to me


abek42

The Kelly MacDonald kind of accent in The Decoy Bride. Yes, definitely.


notreallifeliving

Out of all the Scottish films that exist this is a hilarious choice of example.


Theodin_King

Which one?


wmru5wfMv

The mad alcoholic ranting about how she turned the weans against him in Glasgow city centre, that one


Abstr4ctType

What about the Yoker accent? Never been there. Don't know what it's like, just this pure mad fabled land that sounds like a pure mad egg yolk.


SarkyMs

The Highlands and John Gordon Sinclair.


aicol88

Try visiting Fife for a few days 😂


wimpires

What about [Edith Bowman](https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=ohUCzmlXfPw) though.


something_python

You've obviously never been to Ayrshire


Brickie78

I hitched down one Saturday - 50 miles to Kilmarnock to see Hibernian plsy.


Lexplosives

The day was bright and sunny but the game I won’t relay


Brickie78

And there was no Kilmarnock bunnet to make me want to stay


cant_stand

South Ayrshire - Not too bad North Ayrshire - Where the bams go on holiday. Bit rough around the edges, but the bams mostly come out at night, if its not taps aff. Mostly. East Ayrshire - Where the bams got moved too when they became too bammy for all the other bams. Never again. Nothing competes with Peterhead, or Fraserburgh... Nothing.


Mabbernathy

Agreed. They are almost musical.


CornchipIII

specifically david tennant’s voice


DOOM_SLUG_115

David Tennant my beloved


WaWaW_Seattle

Northern Irish, melts me every time 😍


secondcitysaint

This is funny because every time I hear our accent on the TV I want to die


joseph--stylin

Same, also when I hear a recording of myself, makes me cringe hard.


Max_Eats_Nipples

Same for me, so it is.


PotatoJokes

I feel like all who says this has only ever seen it on the telly, and have never heard a NI farmer or a Belfast spide.


Tote_Sport

Please don’t let it be the Lurgan/Craigavon accent…


FlySupaFly

Glaswegian accent on a woman. I like the fact it's a little scary at times, keeps me on the edge of my seat perpetually


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kiradotee

That definitely does it for me. I couldn't concentrate watching Taskmaster. 😂


Background-End2272

What is wrong with you 😂? I'm Glaswegian btw so I'm allowed to ask this, I hate my accent so much. But i do get people tell me they love it. 


Discohunter

I'm from Leeds but work with a Glaswegian guy, accent so thick you could cut it with a knife and I love listening to him speak. I think it's a real shame that a lot of regional accents are getting softer, which is why I love a heavy Glaswegian accent. It's so unapologetically Scottish.


notreallifeliving

Glasgow is the best Scottish accent imo.


DonkeyOT65

Personally, I have a bit of a soft spot for a Welsh accent. That lilt really floats my boat. I've only dated a Welsh girl once, but I still love the accent.


The_Bravinator

Yep, on men and women both. I live in Scotland at the moment and I love listening to that accent very much from my friends, but it doesn't have the same effect on me that a Welsh accent does!


Kreblraaof_0896

North or south wales though?


Afraid_Grand

Aye there's a pretty big difference.


SlightFinish

As an American lady, it's whatever Bob Mortimer's is.


Windle_Poons456

Middlesbrough, he's a smoggy.


dmhrpr

Does he strike you?


notreallifeliving

Oh no, he's sinned again!


dmhrpr

Are there more like you on your planet?


Wonkypubfireprobe

Fucks sake Eric, bounties is well shit!


The-_-Unicorn

Yes, as he is also a fucking nightmare 😂


ChuffChuff101

He mentions it in this video https://youtu.be/H0WiwB1Cjbg?si=UosrJvlGOeozh72t At about 1:40 or so


mouldybiscuit

Welsh Valleys, proper Southwest English accent, and also Yorkshire and Lancashire (which I cannot distinguish) edit: I seem to have caused a diplomatic incident


comune

Yorkshire is a really easy accent, once of course, you know how to detect it. Firstly they will immediately tell you that they're from Yorkshire and that is the end of my comprehensive list of 'how to determine the Yorkshire accent'. Sent with love, from the winning side of the Penines.


EsotericFlagellate

I’m from Yorkshire and I disagree!


xeviphract

A Brit was testifying at the Karen Read trial in Massachusetts this week; Hailing from South Yorkshire, he told the court. Americans were commenting on his posh London accent.


citron_bjorn

Do you have a link to the video?


AMightyDwarf

The only thing your side is winning at is rainfall.


CoffeeandaTwix

>Yorkshire and Lancashire (which I cannot distinguish) A British person talking of a Yorkshire accent or a Lancashire accent makes me think of an American talking about 'the British accent'. Yorkshire covers a massive area and in the North has accents closer to North East accents and in the South is closer to East Midlands. Lancashire also has many different accents and even former Lancastrian towns in Gtr Manchester have quite distinct accents e.g. Bury and Bolton. Granted there are places on the borders where accents are similar either side but I can't compute the idea of *a* Yorkshire or a *Lancashire* accent and that you can't hear the difference between someone from Blackburn and someone from Grimsby for example.


mouldybiscuit

I can hear that there are different accents up there, but I'm from too far south to know where each specific one is from. If you got someone from Grimsby and someone from Blackburn and asked me who was from where, I could not tell you. What I can tell you is that all the accents up there are sexy


GoldenGolgis

It's a bit like the South West, if you live down here you can tell the difference between Zummerzet, Cornwaaaaal and Deb'n, but to the rest of the country we are collectively "The Wurzels"


Defiant-Ad1432

Ignore them. I have a thick Lancs accent and I also can't tell. I can *my* home town and usually the next one over but other than that, nope. Sean Bean in GoT sounds Lancs to me.


Enough-Ad3818

My wife is from Burnley, and her Mum is from Nelson. They sounded the same to me at first, but over time I've been able to recognise slight differences. She can identify someone from Darwin, Oswaldtwistle or Nelson etc. I'm always impressed by that.


IntelligentMoons

Blackburn and Burnley are the most distinctive Lancashire accents as they are the only ones that have retained rhotic aspects.


notreallifeliving

I wonder what the most represented Yorkshire accent is on British TV that people down south think is the definitive accent, the way people in the States think of an "English accent" as basically RP? I'm from Leeds/Bradford way and I sound nothing like someone from Middlesbrough, Hull, or Wakefield.


Independent_Bad9624

Probably Sean bean?


Ravnak

IMHO its York, because David Bradley possesses it and is very recognisable. Or I guess Sean Beans offering, which is Sheffield.


throwawaypopsticks

I can tell between different Yorkshire accents, too. I’m originally from Sheffield, I can tell if someone is a deedar, from Leeds, north Yorkshire, North Yorkshire nearer Teeside, ‘ull, donny, Barnsley etc. they’ve got a slight difference. I don’t think Lancastrians and Yorkshire folk sound the same at all


blindfoldedbadgers

Honestly, even towns as close as Barnsley and Wakefield have notably different accents.


poursmoregravy

Yorkshire is Lancashire at 0.75x speed. (I'm from Lancashire/ Cumbria)


brunettewondie

You've got a point, the similarity in accents can stretch quite a distance too. Rochdale/Oldham and a Halifax/Huddersfield and Leeds are very similar. But you could go the other way from Rochdale/Oldham to Moston/Manchester and you'd notice a difference within a mile or two.


Gromagrim

Also, Grimsby is in Lincolnshire, but granted the Arras of Lincolnshire along the Humber (Scunthorpe and Grimsby) are very similar accents to South Yorkshire


just_a_girl_23

You just offended Yorks and Lancs with that last bit! I said that once when visiting, never dared say it again. Tip: Lancs (esp Manchester) is more nasal, and Yorks will tell you they're "gods own country" quicker than an outspoken preachy vegan admits their diet. I was told to get them to say 'car park' to figure out where they're from - trust me, this works!!! There are some randoms in Yorkshire though which throw it all out - I personally think east Yorks (Hull) can sound a bit more Lancs than Yorks plus some small local dialects near Leeds will really throw you. There is a vast mix across all those counties, it seems way more eclectic than other parts of England.


TA_totellornottotell

Most Scottish accents do it for me. I once slipped and fell outside of a coffee shop in London, and this lovely Scottish gentleman came over to help. I told him I was fine and just needed a few minutes to let the pain subside. He talked for a few minutes about Glasgow to distract and I barely remembered that I was in pain.


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SneakBlue

A Hull spoken "no known owner" is amazing


Leah_UK

Omg you've got me repeating this now, I can't believe how bad it is 😭


Dramatic-Necessary87

The more I say it, the worse it sounds!


ollie87

I prefer it when they say “oh no it’s snowing”


Dramatic-Necessary87

I heard a recording of me the other day. Couldn’t even understand what I was saying myself!


Icy_Session3326

I’ve always had a thing for a Geordie 😂 dated one for about 18 months some years ago an honestly I never got tired of listening to him


prunellazzz

I love a geordie accent too!


cdca

It's one of those accents that never fails to cheer me up, on men or women.


Icy_Session3326

Same. I used to love talking to his mum 😂😊


aaarry

Genuinely such a lovely accent/ dialect. No amount of reality telly will make me hate it because it just sounds nice, I love the glottalised consonants (especially T) specifically. Essex on the other hand is the worst for me by a mile, probably due to my hatred of reality TV changing my subconscious opinion of this accent, which is a testament to Geordie for being able to be unaffected by this to me, despite ITV being full of people from the North East.


Have_a_butchers_

Scottish


Prof_Whamd

I have to admit a soft spot for the estuary/RP accent which is part of an unfortunate liking of Eric Birling-like cads. Expect to see me in a newspaper story one day.


Practical_Place6522

Yorkshire area accents are my favourite (namely, Leeds, Sheffield, huddersfield)


Peter_Sofa

Proper Welsh accent, I suppose from the Welsh speaking areas


cantteachstupid

Northern Irish, Scottish.


Andurael

Good to see my accent is nowhere to be seen… Do enjoy a very posh London accent on girls.


Careful_Friendship87

My wife is a scouser, but she’s very softly spoken.


The-_-Unicorn

I’m Scottish, so glad to see lots of ❤️ for us. I love a strong Welsh accent, or Bristolian.


shaun056

Love to see some love for us Bristolians


RaymondBumcheese

I was raised in Yorkshire but haven't lived there for ages so my accent has properly faded. Apparently, I sound like Sean Bean now which seems to go down quite well.


rhon-gla

I do have a soft spot for a Geordie or a Welsh accent in a man.


LevainEtLeGin

Any Irish accent makes me swoon ~ Welsh woman


lford

Dudlai


Qyro

I had a little thing with a cute redhead scouser when I was younger. I’ve never forgotten her accent.


lotharing

A West Country girl calls me chicken or my love is better than heroin


Shan-Chat

Scottish Highlands and islands.


ukman29

The different accents we have, plus the fact that you can travel half an hour down the road and come across a completely different one, is one of the things I love most about the UK. My personal view is that all regional accents are great if they’re soft. But equally, they can all be horrible when they’re really harsh. Eg a really thick Scouse accent is disgusting and sounds like the speaker has a load of phlegm building up at the back of their throat! But to answer the OP’s question, hearing a woman talk “posh” is the one that makes me swoon (think Kate Middleton or similar)


TopGlun

My thoughts too, it's the softness of any accent that make it sensual. Jodie Comer has a nice soft scouse accent. Anything harsh is too much. Maybe Birmingham is the exception. Terrible no matter what.


Majestic-Muffin-8955

I love the Brummie accent in a man. Maybe I'm sexist like that. Sounds a bit weird in a woman.


CanWeNapPlease

I work with a guy from Bham and he always goes on about "If you can't tell by my accent, I'm from Birmingham". Anyway, I dislike it because of the way he says "like". He's a mid 40s guy and he says 'like' more than your teenage girl, but worse because he pronounces it "loh-yk".


TopGlun

We went to view a potential nursery. Nice enough place. Nice staff. But the head minder who showed us around said 'obviously' at the start and middle of every sentence. Minimum. EVERY SENTENCE. Most of what she was telling us was not obvious, as we were hearing the information for the first time. Wound me right up. Went with a nursery further away.


highbme

Yes, the Welsh accent on a girl is very hot.


henrysradiator

Desperately scrolling to see if anyone's said Manc


BallistiX09

I was juuust about to, didn’t expect to see many people mention it but I’m glad it’s at least not just me haha


Mysterious_Bat_6622

Yes, I was playing valorant last night and there was a girl who was talking in a perfect RP accent, like something you would hear coming from a satnav.


chakz98

Not a regional accent per se, but RP.


FroHawk98

Welsh. Definitely Welsh.


Whaloopiloopi

I'm a manc and scouse girls sounds brilliant to me... But scouse lads sound like a jammed printer from the late 90s. Special mentions for Country Durham accent and Edinburgh accents


perksofbeingcrafty

Liverpool, especially from a woman. Makes me melt 😊 Edit: want to make it clear that I’m a mostly straight woman. This is the power of the Scouse accent.


Full_Maybe6668

Wifes a scouser. Scouse women are you best friends or your worst enemy ... not half measures


1CocteauTwin

YAAAAAAY!! Finally🤣🤣 Alright lad!


Horrorwriterme

I have an estuary accent as I was brought up in Chatham in Kent. My mother was Welsh and as a kid we were taught Welsh by my Granddad. So sometimes when I’m in Wales visiting my family I slip into a slight Welsh accent. My granddad and mum died before I was 11 so can’t remember much Welsh at 56, I lived mostly in London and Australia, just moved back to London. I hated my weird accent as a kid but it works for my Australian husband, so it not all bad.


LazarusOwenhart

Northern Irish, mostly because of Saoirse-Monica-Jackson.


itsaslothlife

Christopher Eccleston and is Northern Accent, I absolutely WOULD


mowglinoir

I’m Welsh and I love a guy with any kinda northern accent. Liverpudlian accents are probably my favourites.


heartpassenger

Nobody will say this but I love a proper broad yam yam Black Country accent. Being from about as far up north as you can get, and spending a lot of time in the midlands over my life, I find it really comforting - as well as familiar. I find the proper yamyams have a lot in common with my specific type of northerner. Both friendly and straight talking.


GamerHumphrey

Oh my. I had to do a search because I never thought I'd see my accent mentioned lmao.


LinuxMage

For the first 5 years of my life, I lived in Stourbridge, and I picked up the local accent. My father was from north london (as was my grandmother), and my mother was from Bath/Oxford as were her parents. So I ended up with what I term as the "M40" accent, having a little from London, Oxford and Birmingham all thrown in. I have had a lot of females tell me how much they love the accent.


Sad-Swing-9431

Scouse, I have no idea why but big burley Scousers gives me butterflies, and of course Scottish!


wildOldcheesecake

I’ve always loved the scouse accent as well. Pretty decent folk too


Coventry27

The Coventry accent is by far the best


Hayzeus_sucks_cock

We speak with an accent exceedingly rare If you want a cathedral we've got one to spare


These_Simple810

You guys have an accent? I'm married to a woman from Cov and don't come from there myself so you'd think find one. The only think is; batch instead of cob.


Rid_hot7

You’re both wrong, it’s a roll


Delicious_Feature368

A northern Ian McMillan style accent. And Scottish obviously.


-myeyeshaveseenyou-

The Scottish accent is absolute turn on for me doesn’t matter where from, I love them all.


shadowed_siren

American here. I absolutely love Scouse accents. My Mancunian husband grumbles whenever this is brought up.


Wavesmith

I’m a sucker for a posh Scottish accent or northern Irish accent.


childrenofloki

West Cumbrian. Areet marra???!


Karmilia

Tom Hiddleston's accent (swoon). I think he speaks what they called **English Received Pronunciation accent**


AlternativeFair2740

Middlesbrough, for some reason.


MidnightSuspicious71

Northern Irish accent does it for me, closely followed by a Middlesex accent...


baslighting

For me it's got to be the northern irish


Zebra_Sewist

There's a noteable lack of mentions for a Suffolk accent. Luckily for me I don't have it myself.


dwbitchx

Liverpool scouse accent but only on men 🥰 just does something to me lmao


boli99

"*does this hankerchief smell like chloroform to you?*" ...makes me swoon everytime i hear it.


eisssssss

I'm a brummie and I love the accent on girls think it sounds so homely


OurSoul1337

I'm not a true born Brummie but I've lived here for 23 years and I love the accent too.


Garth-Vega

Brummie accent, seems to have a criminal tinge to it


ilikecocktails

Never thought anyone actually swoons over our accent haha


ConradsMusicalTeeth

A Scot’s accent, especially from the north or islands.


Watto_The_Grump

Irish women. Dear God I go weak at the knees. If I could own a Tom Tom with Aisling Beas voice, I would never leave my van.


coffeewalnut05

Liverpool accent Northern Irish accent Yorkshire accent


2Nothraki2Ded

Liverpool on women.


Wasps_are_bastards

I could listen to scousers all day long 😍


Tedmilk

Female Welsh or Liverpudlian accent does it for me


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The cut glass Annunciated English accent on a good looking girl.


SaltyTelephone1

on a hot posh guy from chelsea whom went to Eton oh yes please


simanthropy

Do the colonies count? I’m happily married but I need to be very careful not to head over to Alabama or Louisiana cause I don’t think I could resist anything said to me in those accents.


TA_totellornottotell

I was once on a project over the Christmas holidays and I was quite annoyed by it. But twice daily calls with our client and local colleagues in Nashville helped - such lovely, soft accents.


Another_Random_Chap

Always liked a gentle north-east accent on a woman.


SerenaDreamchaser

My fiance sounds exactly like Jon Snow and that definitely played a part at the start.


Kitty-Gecko

I am ALL about attractive voices / accents, they can absolutely make or break my attraction to someone. I've had crushes before even seeing a person because their voice was hot. Most UK accents are lovely. I tend to not notice Yorkshire accents the most because I've lived in Yorkshire since I was 5, so it just seems like a "normal voice" to me. Always been very partial to Irish accents, and married an Irish man. I'm probably least enamoured with whichever posh accent pronounces year as "yaaah". Whatever that one is. What I cannot do is tell you where each accent is from. Barely a clue. I just like nearly all of them.


soopertyke

Having moved around England, I don't ha e a specific accent and it tends to adapt to whom I am talking to. I can affect most accents, both domestic and international with a degree of accuracy and they get better with usage. Given a choice of a permanent accent I would probably elect to speak with a West Country (wilts/Gloucs) as it makes me feel happiest.