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The-Chartreuse-Moose

You can't get a true idea of the taste through the box.


Curtispritchard101

Pointless wasting a feed on unsoiled wildpants


The-Chartreuse-Moose

I'm putting "Unsoiled Wildpants" on the list of names for a punk album.


Legitimate-Ad3778

Or the smell


[deleted]

You’re doing it wrong.  You can only suck moisture out of used undies. 


Breakwaterbot

Underwear is a weird one. You can't try it on or return it and sizes always seem to fluctuate between brands so a lot of people do that thing where they take it out the box and hold it over themselves to see if the size looks about right. Used to see it loads when I worked in retail.


Gods_Haemorrhoid420

This feels like more the answer than feeling the material. Only because I’ve done it myself, especially TK Maxx. I always try to go for the Calvin Kleins but if they don’t have the size/shape I like I’ll check the other brands. Hate a too tight waistband!


SpinyGlider67

Recently saw a lass sorting all the boxes out all neat - first time I've seen any sense of order in that department, must be like painting the Forth Bridge!


devandroid99

Well done on using the appropriate nomenclature.


SpinyGlider67

Could paint the third bridge in my sleep tbh


Ok-Kitchen2768

Everyone knows the etiquette is to only do that with one box per size, and then buy a different box.


cotch85

You made me shout “what the fuck” when reading your comment. I thought you were implying they try them on properly and put them back. Thankfully I realised my assumption was wrong


Games_sans_frontiers

I'd like to believe that one of the people you saw doing what you described was actually Superman.


IndelibleIguana

I recently bought some French Connection, Adidas and Ellesse boxers. All medium. The Adidas ones are tiny. I gave them to my 13 year old son.


Southern-Orchid-1786

So why not just have samples in each size, rather than 50 boxes being opened


StumbleDog

I work retail and I promise you people will still open the boxes even if there's samples available. The only way to stop it is to have boxes that can't be opened without scissors. 


Unlikely-Sand7263

So I'll have to bring scissors to shop?


CountNo7955

No, they have some in the homeware section you can use.


shteve99

But you'll need scissors to open them.


musicistabarista

Have you been to TK Maxx? They don't necessarily get stock in every size, let alone enough to have dedicated samples. It's cheaper for a reason.


blither86

Spot on. They don't seem to realise it's an outlet store, very small or very tall/big people must love shopping there! Choice for days..


melligator

For something you can’t return and are buying half a dozen of, it’s not unreasonable to not want to gamble. With those multi—item hangers at least you can see the whole thing.


SeeYa-IntMornin-Pal

Unrelated but one cashier said to me ‘just to let you know you can’t return these’ and i said “thats ok I tried them on in the changing rooms they fit perfectly”. She wasn’t amused


AnubisUK

It's to feel the material? I've always just assumed it was people nicking them.


samthemoron

You caught me. Instead of washing my boxers I just replace them at the shop I bought them from


Most_Moose_2637

At least you put the used pairs in the open boxes, I suppose.


samthemoron

"suppose" makes an ASS out of U and ME


jamesckelsall

>"suppose" makes an ASS out of U and ME Thanks for that clever wordplay, u/samthemoron.


Curtispritchard101

Maybe you’re right- but loads of the boxes yesterday were full, it was just the top pair that was crumpled and stuffed back in


AnubisUK

Ah could well be that then, or just to see what they look like completely rather than just going by a box picture.


Crow_eggs

You know how you can't try them on? We all know that. Nobody would try. That would be insane. Well, TK Maxx doesn't actually stop you. Enjoy never buying pants there again.


Raichu7

Of course it's to feel the material, do you just buy underwear without knowing if the fabric is comfy or not?


AnubisUK

Yeah I always buy the same kind, I've never checked the material tbh.


cotch85

As someone who orders boxers online, why would I need to? I know if theyre branded they’re going to be tight and compress my balls and cock. If they’re cheap they’re going to let me balls and cock hang down out of them.


this-guy-

If I've shit my pants I need a quick switcheroo, but I don't need all 3. So I swap the ones I'm wearing for the ones in a box. I assume they then discount these.


StatisticallySoap

One time I was very lucky to find all 3 had shit in them so I basically only paid 50p for the box


HypedUpJackal

See it as a positive. You paid 50p for 3 soiled underpants. They could go for a lot more on the right places of the internet.


TheManicProgrammer

This made me cry hahah


Philosopotamous

this-guy-shits


looeeyeah

Tk max is where logic and decorum go to die.


StatisticallySoap

Poetic


Imreallyadonut

Could be putting a security tag in the box. Certainly seen them tag the box and go through the pants too.


Rlenboy

Former employee, this is indeed the right answer


BookLearning13

This is the right answer


An_Alarmed_Cat

Maybe they wanted a brief look? I'll see myself out


shw4

Get out


blozzerg

Same with cosmetics, I wish they would put everything in those plastic boxes that can’t be opened. I get you need to see the lipstick shade or the eyeshadow colours but you can just google swatches, but people will try it on the backs of their unwashed filthy hands, decide they don’t like it then put it back. Great now nobody wants it.


Frothar

So you can actually see the length and size. The model is not really a good example


breaded_skateboard

The model appears to have good length and size.


2205jade

It’s like primark, the feral ones dgaf


just_a_girl_23

I tend to notice it a lot with packaged women's underwear in most shops. Primark especially is the worst. Got some a while back and they were not only wildly the wrong size inside, they weren't even the same style as the ones on the packet plus it also had the wrong price sticker so I got charged 50p more. It was a fun return...


BigFluff_LittleFluff

People will take out the colours they don't want and swap it with colours they want. Or they try to mix brands (as in put expensive ones in the cheaper box).


Glass_Advice220

I'm always looking for unopened ones it's a struggle 😩


AdThat328

Since you can't return it, it's more to try and judge the size better. They're not always the same. 


lozfozhc

Maybe they ended up in tk max coz they had been opened?


PuzzleheadedMan

I used to work there. We had to put a security pin through one pair of boxers and the box itself, and also try them on before putting them on the shop floor


jlb8

The serious answer is to put security tags on the pants not just the box. I used to work there.


Barnagain

The phrase 'communal feeler' just feels so wrong


Browncardiebrigade

Scratch and sniff.... obviously


TheFlaccidChode

How else am I going to sniff them?


goodvibezone

Sorry


AliensFuckedMyCat

Either so people can see length and size and stuff, or so they can swap the one ugly design for a sensible one from another pack. 


rapsonwax

Sometimes you need to test the fly to make sure you can get your tackle through the opening


Humbled_1

They allow you try on for size and comfort.


Snaggl3t00t4

They won't smell themselves.


tqmirza

Because a few people steal a pair or two while leaving the rest


IndelibleIguana

I buy my boxers from MandM sports. Cheaper than TK Max an a much better selection.


Iwantedalbino

I thought tk maxx opened them to put the security tag on them??


FartingBob

It's because I like to try them all on first.


No_Doubt_About_That

A means to ‘cut down’ on plastic in doing away with any seals and extra packaging?


Berqlol

Former employee: a lot of the time the people doing deliveries will open the box in order to security tag them. It’s tough out there nowadays so so many random items are required to be security tagged! Even if they’re a hardly noticeable tag, they’ll still probably be done


Bitter_Technology797

Underpants gnomes hun.


Interesting_Branch43

They put a two piece tag in there which goes through the cardboard.


societydeadpoet

A coming together of an item that people like to take out of the box and an item where the proportion of the stock tK maxx get in will be warehouse/store damage boxes in the first place.


ChipCob1

I bring my old ones and do a swaparoo


Rumhampolicy

The shape, some are very short. CK have loads of different shapes and lengths.


SkullDump

The few times I’ve ever gone to a TK Minimum my first thought when walking in has always been “have they just been burgled?” because that what it always looks like.


liquidphantom

I need to check how wedgy resistant they are and test the sweaty bollock maneuvererability.


Riioott__

I work in a clothes store... I wish i could tell you... I have spent countless hours repackaging underwear... They wont listen to us when we say, please have examples somewhere, it makes everyone's life easier both colleague and customer 😭


basherbaggins

The boxes are usually tagged with a security pin, but most of the time the pin doesn’t go through all 3 shorts, so that’s where I come in to take out the loose pants and pocket them for myself. Profit.


Cool-Back5008

Been used to wipe there arse


Specialist-Eagle-537

Someone tried it on over the trousers to see if they can fly


New-Trainer7117

Always get consent before using the communal feeler


kingsappho

do they put an alarm tag thing in the bottom of the box so people don't nick them?


ooh_bit_of_bush

Some people will stick an extra pair in a pack of three. So then you have to check each box to see if yours has one missing. Also, sniff test them..


Eshneh

Me, I’m people


VerbingNoun413

Customers opening the box to tell what's inside.


Procellaria

They're checking to see if there really is a pair in the box.


QuimFinger

Wow I went to TKMaxx yesterday for the first time in years and thought exactly the same thing. What’s it called when you think a thing and then it happens?


Signal_Ad4528

Women sniffing them out


dank-memer-42069

Give it a good sniff and find out