T O P

  • By -

Ok_Student_3292

Do not dry clean?


pencilv3ster

WE DON’T DO DUVETS!


affordable_firepower

Now i need to swing my pants


Bigluce

They made Saturday morning tv, for me.


aesemon

A,A A,A A,A


PracticalNebula

Exactly where my brain went.


CloudLiquid

To the dry cleaners?


fighting14

>Exactly where my brain went. You have a dirty mind


PracticalNebula

Or a DRY sense of humour… -I’ll let my self out-


Anarchyantz

lol! Oh that actually made me chuckle thank you!


ApprehensiveCar975

It means "national speed limit applies here".


LongJonPingPong

Crap, so if I’m driving a van on a dual carriageway I’m not going to catch up?!


ApprehensiveCar975

Well, I'm an apprehensive car, I'm going well below the speed limit at all times.


CharlesITGuy

Username *almost* checks out...


ConceptOfHappiness

He's so apprehensive because of what happened to the other 974


ChewyChagnuts

Depends, is that a car-based van or a proper van? Your V5 has all the answers 😜


Quipster-

Okay I'll bite. As an American, I don't get this reference. Is it as simple as looking like a traffic sign you have in the UK? This just has way more upvotes than anything else so I feel like I'm missing something more


fastone5501

I'm afraid it is indeed that simple and you have confused us as a peoples of sophisticated humour


solercentric

Indeed, we normally get by with a mix of melancholy and bile.


TheStatMan2

Would you like to name that cocktail?


thecarbonkid

Two Danny Murphy's please!


TheStatMan2

"we can't legally serve Danny Murphys in the winter months - would a couple of Tim-Lovejoy's-a-Twat be ok?"


Anarchyantz

How about a Piers Morgan Bitter Lemon?


TheStatMan2

Could I have a garnish of "Ronaldo just ended his career"?


Anarchyantz

Oh and don't forget the Tea, coffee and hob nobs. Melancholy, bile, tea, coffee and hob nobs!


Pantywantys

Being easily entertained is the best way to be


Bloody_Smashing

At first I was underwhelmed, now I'm whelmed.


TheStatMan2

Oh hell yes. Sometimes I get to the end of the day and have about one thousand films or albums that I'd like to put on and watch or listen to and then when that one's finished, I'll put on another and another and maybe another and slightly regret that I have to go to sleep at some point and stop consuming the media. Sometimes I've got a little list of new stuff to watch that I've previously been really excited about but I'm *just not in the mood*. I wish I always felt like the former rather than the latter.


Pmabbz

Yes it's the uk national speed limit sign. Round white/grey sign with a black diagonal line through it.


LongJonPingPong

I remember an American standup comedian doing a UK show and showing this “national speed limit applies” sign and saying that not only did he have no idea what it meant, but that that no one around him was doing the actual speeds it was supposed to be…very confusing


swaza79

I remember a Canadian comedian doing a sketch about it https://youtu.be/pZqB4Cc80mY


LongJonPingPong

That’s the one….and shocking that I called him American as my wife is Canadian 🤦🏻‍♂️


[deleted]

If he didn't know what it meant, how did he know what speed they were supposed to be doing


Standin373

To be fair half of the UK population seems to be blissfully unaware the speed differences between a dual and a single carriageway


Poopso95

To be fair half of the UK population seems to be blissfully unaware of the speed limit at any given moment


KnotSuitableForPlay

it looks a bit like this sign https://theorytest.org.uk/wp-content/uploads/2021/01/national-speed-limit-sign.png it's kinda strange cos most signs are self explanatory, but this one sort of means "top speed" some people say it's looks like a seatbelt, as in "belt up and put your foot down" other, more geeky, say it is like the slash in html code that means 'end process' and this is really the truth of it, in the UK there will be signs telling of speeding restrictions a circle with 40 or 30, telling you to go at those speeds and then when that zone ends there isn't ever a round sign that says 60 or 70 all you get is this 'slash' sign that basically says "speed limiting is over, now you can go as fast as you are are allowed!" (60mph on country and A roads, 70mph on dual carriageways and motorways)


HoldingOnOne

Or lower for certain vehicles like heavy ones or if you’re towing a trailer etc. Hence using this instead of trying to put three or four different limit signs up with pictures next to them showing which vehicles can go which speeds.


scottfb

A few years ago I had to do a speed awareness course and was the only one who drove a work vehicle (transit type van) as well as my personal car. Once the instructor clocked on to that I got grilled with every speed limit for van questions. Safe to say at the time I didn't know there was a difference. And to be fair most transit van drivers I've spoke to aren't aware the national speed limit on a dual carriageway is 60


CantSing4Toffee

This is evident every long run I do on the A1, those transit guys doing 80mph!


sprucermoose

It just means National speed limit, not top speed. They don’t put a number on it because National speed limit is different depending on the type of vehicle you’re driving…


Music-as-a-Weapon

And depending on if it's a single or dual carriageway, which I swear people where I live don't know!


TinyLet4277

Minor pedantry but there are 60 signs on some dual carriageways that would otherwise be 70.


[deleted]

Good God in Holy Heaven! A brief post about a tattoo and 50 responses about the national speed limit and dual carriageway etiquette, in excruciating detail, how very very British. Now, let us discuss the airspeed of an unladen swallow (which is actually 20.1mph)


mbe220

African or European swallow?


Saichelle-Recloux

😂😂👌 Edit: Still scrolling and reading because I actually want to know what the tattoo means 😁


lottpott

There's a stretch of the A55 on the way to my mums in North Wales which actually has a '70' speed limit sign instead of the usual national speed limit sign and it always blows my mind. I don't think I've ever seen it anywhere else in the UK. I don't know if it's just a Welsh thing or what


jaymeetee

That’s because there are sections of the A55 notably around Colwyn Bay that just drop to 50 without warning and you’ll get a hefty fine if you break that limit. The 70 is there to remind you that, for that small sweet section, you really are allowed to drive 70mph. It’s a celebration, albeit a pretty shit one.


uffington

I read that as "a stretch of the ASS" on the way to your mum's. It's late.


tomtink1

I had an American friend who was studying here and he thought it meant "speed limit ends" and went as fast as he wanted. He also thought the speed limit signs were in km/h.


nostril_spiders

>thought it meant "speed limit ends" and went as fast as he wanted I thought it meant that. Course I don't really want to go much over 90 until I get the brakes fixed


Catdaemon

It does mean that. There’s just another law in place imposing a maximum speed regardless of signage. You see the same sign in Germany and it has a very different meaning!


nationalduolian

We have ways of making you go faster?


Spoonsforhands

You still see the occasional 60 on dual carriageways


ilaister

It's a removal of restriction sign, looks that way as that's what we used on the railway the prior 100yrs. Have a look at a semaphore signal and it finally makes sense.


think_im_a_bot

Yes it's that simple. National speed limit, can be different actual speeds depending on the type of road or vehicle.


carlbandit

[Yep, UK national speed limit sign](https://www.rac.co.uk/drive/images/uploads/content/Highway_Code_Road_Signs_National_Speed_Limit_Applies.jpg) (60 MPH on a single lane road, 70 MPH on a duel carriageway & motorway)


[deleted]

Just FYI - you might have just got the terminology wrong. The type of carriageway determines the speed limit, not the amount of lanes. Single carriageway - Road which has no central reservation to seperate the carriageways is 60 (for cars) regardless of how many lanes there are. Dual carriageway - Road which has a central reservation to seperate the carriageways is 70 (for cars) regardless of how many lanes there are. You can have a single lane dual carriageway and it would be 70. And you could have a 4 lane single carriageway and it would still only be 60.


tomtink1

My husband did a speed awareness course (naughty naughty) and he liked their way of telling the difference - if you rolled a tennis ball from one side of the road and it would go all the way across, it's single carriageway, and if it would stop or hit something in the middle it's a dual carriageway. No idea why saying "central reservation" is so complicated, or why it needed to be a tennis ball.


mourningmymortality

Can i drive headfirst into someone else coming the other way? Yes - single. No. Dual. That's how i remembered it. (Have also been on the course...)


Ochib

Dual carriageway. A duel carriageway is were they meet at dawn with pistols and only one returns


CharlesITGuy

"We go on 70! 1... 2... 3... 4...."


floppycat123

The Empty Set https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Null_sign Obviously they're a secret mathematician


AmsterRob

Or a philosopher/logician.


19IXI91

They might like words, and choose to represent that with a symbol.


Nice_one_

Mathematician that got a vasectomy!


fran_the_man

This could actually be the right answer, seems like something might actually have a tattoo of. I know people do get meaningless, random tattoos as well, but...


[deleted]

I like the hidden pun of a meaningless tattoo. The tattoo of the zero meaning


manutd123456

It means diameter


AJs_Sh4d0w

Ah yes, a fellow engineer


turbotank183

Exactly, they're trying to secretly tell you they're girthy. Unless it's a tiny tattoo.


SpotRevolutionary743

Didn't take long to find my answer, hey family


ErosLament

They thick (probably)


PrinceOfPersuation

Thought the same, but what an odd thing to tattoo.


[deleted]

It looks like the [null sign](https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Null_sign).


Clear-Foot

I think that’s it. Probably meaning they’re empty or something like that.


[deleted]

[удалено]


Coprinuslurking

They'd rather have a raddish.


wholesomechunk

Mm radish


Anarchyantz

Better yet. Horseradish! Mmm Onion Bread, sliced beef, horseradish, lettuce. Great, now I'm hungry


anomthrowaway748

I prefer a flan


3meow_

Yup sounds about right. They're literally a void OP


K1wI

Yeah it's a null sign I actually tattooed this on myself on my thigh, I have nerve damage and thought it would be funny to tattoo it on a place where I cant feel anything.


Particular-Current87

How do I tattoo my soul?


Epiphroni

This is brilliant


ShardEqz

was also thinking this, used it earlier when studying set theory


sticky-bit

"empty set" on wikipedia: *"'∅' redirects here. For similar symbols, see Ø (disambiguation)."* Someone who doesn't want to be classified, defined, or type-cast?


akaChromez

Does this mean you can't point at them?


jaavaaguru

java.lang.NullPointerException


JustARandomFuck

Early set theory is beautiful. Set theory when it’s used in other branches of maths has made me want to die on multiple occasions. Fuck you topology. EDIT: Well, good to know I’m not alone in this. And once again fuck you topology, you owe me so much money for the alcohol I spent dealing with your shit.


sbprasad

What's your opinion on the axiom of choice?


MildlyAgreeable

I can take it or leave it, to be honest.


[deleted]

Ha


Cyren777

AC has some unexpected consequences sure, but ¬AC is just straight up evil: vector spaces with no basis, reals as a countable union of countable sets, fields with no algebraic closure, partitioning sets into more disjoint nonempty parts than the set contains (etc etc I could go on)


EyelandBaby

Usually I have at least a shred of a clue about what commenters are discussing


JustARandomFuck

TLDR: Degree level maths can be fun. Final year of the degree/masters level makes even those who love the subject want to end it at all.


SBAdey

Please don’t


Own_Quality_5321

I think this is the correct answer. To me, that means "empty set".


spizzike

I was thinking that this was the sign of being a nullo. Someone who had their genitals removed for non medical reasons. There was an ama on here a long time ago and I think the guy had a similar tattoo.


scottzander

Could be from the band Underoath, that’s their logo. [Underoath](https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Underoath)


ussfirefly

This was my first thought as well. Seems like a pretty likely tattoo.


distressedsquib

I’ve been scrolling for this answer! This was my first reaction. Tons of these tattoos on post-hardcore kids.


[deleted]

Discworld mine sign. A wonky 'Long Dark'.


Lady_Dinoasaurus

Fun Fact, the 'long dark' mine/tunnel symbol is the London underground symbol


NannyOggsKnickerLeg

First thing I thought of too! GNU Pterry


pkunfcj

>GNU Pterry GNU Pterry


hematomasectomy

>>GNU Pterry > >GNU Pterry GNU Pterry


alamaias

>>GNU Pterry >> >>GNU Pterry > >GNU Pterry GNU Pterry


Binary_Omlet

> > > > GNU Pterry > > > GNU Pterry > > GNU Pterry > GNU Pterry GNU Pterry


gremey

>> > > > GNU Pterry > >> > > GNU Pterry > >> > GNU Pterry > >> GNU Pterry > >GNU Pterry GNU Pterry


Fner

GNU PTerry


ALoneTennoOperative

[GNU Terry Pratchett](http://gnuterrypratchett.com/).


ScottyDug

Currently re-reading Thud! And this is where my mind went too 👍


CapnJager

Thud! is one of my favourite Discworld books 😊 I've been debating getting a mine sign tattoo for a while now.


[deleted]

Me too, but there's a weird little back-of-mind woogliness that makes me hesitant to get the one I really, really want. For the obvious reason.


covrep

Yeah the one that means something... Means something


TheWelshPanda

Definitely what I thought as well. Discworld reference.


[deleted]

[удалено]


em_press

That's where my mind went!


ReverendShot777

It's where your mine went...


mlopes

Or maybe "the following dark" but that should have 2 lines.


The_Dark_Goblin_King

If you draw a ghost in it, it's Ghostbusters.


Aben_Zin

Maybe it's just a more realistic Ghostbusters logo?


Jealy

Why is it at all "cringe" to ask what a tattoo means? "Never seen a tattoo like that before, what's the story?" Seems like a sweet conversation starter, especially if you have some yourself to reciprocate.


Nonsuperstites

Talking to somebody is cringe so they run to reddit instead, classic.


quinn_drummer

My immediate reaction was this too. Nothing “cringe” about it. Cringe as a term gets thrown around so much it seems to have lot all meaning. I. This instance it seems to be used in place of “I’d find it really socially awkward to interact with this person so I’ll ask the internet” Which incidentally appears to be 90% of the questions asked here and on AskUK.


Games_sans_frontiers

I'd add "if it's not too personal" to give them an out if they'd rather not discuss it.


postitsam

It's amazing how many times that convo has ended after I've asked with "oh, its a private / personal thing for me and I don't like sharing it with others". So whilst I don't think it's cringe to ask in the slightest, I rarely openly ask cause of the above.


echicdesign

although this one seems fairly safe, some gang/prison tats are a source of shame for people who are trying to take their life in a different direction. I google first now.


terryleopard

He's from Saturn?


Adam_24061

Or Uranus.


yaktacular

Did you know that 88 Earth-sized spheres can fit into Uranus?


Invisible-Pancreas

89 if you relax a little.


sim1985

Diameter...?


Duckhaeris

Ok but that’s clearly longer than the diameter surely


FlameLightFleeNight

[Your word in the unicode consortium's ear](https://www.compart.com/en/unicode/U+2300)


[deleted]

#Reddit admins racist, uneducated, incompetent imbeciles and garbage human beings.


Duckhaeris

That is distinctly upsetting


mcchanical

Yeah, engineering symbol for diameter. Maybe she thicc?


[deleted]

Does he like the Expanse Book series? The OPA members have a tattoo similar to this. It’s described as a line through a circle.


TheSaladLeaf

Beltalowda


[deleted]

Wheres that accent from? All of them. Its all the accents.


[deleted]

Sa sa!


lunaj1999

I think you could be onto a winner here! Will find out and update.


[deleted]

It’s a really great book series if you haven’t read it. The audible version is 👌 TV show is really good as well.


SliderHMSS

That narration is insanely good. I’m about halfway through book 2.


SemiSeriousSam

omg just ask him


PineapplePizzaAlways

We are now emotionally invested in this mystery, OP


Loud-Audience9389

Remember the cant!


jcuk71

Sa sa, bossman.


AbnormalSkittles

Is he Norwegian or Danish? Because that's the letter Ø from either countries.. weird thing to get tattooed...


Zestyclose_Visit4834

When i was a teenager I saw a girl with a semi colon tattoo and I remember at the time thinking "what a dumb thing to get tattooed". Then I read some time after that is common tattoo to draw attention to mental health issues/suicide/depression and I felt like such a fucking eejit


tienna

It’s specifically a sign for survivors of suicide. The idea behind it is that in punctuation terms, a semi colon is used in place of a full stop to continue a sentence. So instead of coming to an end, their words were able to continue.


Zestyclose_Visit4834

yeah I found all this out in an article about mental health months later, felt like the biggest prick


tienna

Eh you can’t be expected to know everything. So long as you weren’t a dick about it I wouldn’t worry! I have a mate who has one and have heard him be questioned on it - he’s well used to it and will just say “I liked it” or something like that. Most folks don’t know what it means.


Zestyclose_Visit4834

thanks :) yeah I never said anything to her or anyone else, just thought it, but it did teach me a good life lesson on not being so judgemental, especially when it comes to people's tattoos because you don't know what it means to them


theieuangiant

I once made a bit of a joke to a mate for having a love heart tattooed on his ankle and then found out it was because his sister nearly died and had a heart transplant and it was in honor of the donor. I’ve learned now not to comment until you know the meaning behind it l.


joj1205

https://www.projectsemicolon.com/


[deleted]

[удалено]


tienna

Huh, I’ve not seen it being used for crohn’s/colectomies but that makes sense. Interesting how these things change over time.


TheStatMan2

I've had a shit ton of my colon removed and didn't have a fucking clue about this. I had it removed 30 odd years ago so it's never occurred to me to look out for internet signifiers but even so, thankyou very much for pointing this out to me - excellent information! For my part, I don't think I'd ever have a semi colon tattooed - it's an irritating punctuation mark. Very few know how to use it correctly and it's also a wink.


Zestyclose_Visit4834

that's very interesting! and punny. I think in this case it was likely mental health because this was in like 2016/2017. After I read an article about the semi colon tattoo, I also started to notice other indications that make me think it was related to suicide.


haldaj

No need to feel like an eejit. It's a bit of a mental leap from semi colon to suicide.


Zestyclose_Visit4834

yeah sure I didn't expect myself to foresee that exactly, but more it taught me that I needed to be less judgemental in general about people's appearance, and especially tattoos because you don't know what they mean to that person.


Kernowl

I weirdly just read an article in the local paper about a teenage girl who has been raped and this is the description of the attacker's tattoo: “It was also reported that he had a small circular tattoo that was visible on his left collar bone about the size of a two pence piece. It had a thick orange line running through the centre of it; similar to a no-entry sign in its design. The tattoo was also described as faded and of low quality.” I'm hoping it's just a strange coincidence! Edit to add the link: https://www.cornwalllive.com/news/cornwall-news/newquay-police-appeal-witnesses-after-7913806


tomtink1

>The tattoo was also described as faded and of low quality. They were so keen to insult the rapist without being unprofessional. Excellent job!


Sickpicklerick69

Shit columbo, you solved it!


SoulsPhoenix

Apart from the fact it's clearly describing a very different tattoo, I think you've nailed it


BrilliantTasty

u/lunaj1999 ?


lunaj1999

Unless said person has been on holiday recently, don’t think it’s them! Also the tattoo is fine. edit: forgot to add, the tattoo is not on the person’s collarbone - probably would be pertinent information to include in this comment, lmao.


My_pants_be_on_fire

But then how will they generate outrage?


cai_85

I mean it's a bit of a coincidence for you maybe but the shape described and colours are very different to the circle/diagonal line image we're discussing.


ALoneTennoOperative

> It had a thick orange line running through the centre of it; similar to a no-entry sign in its design. Have you used your eyes to look at the image in the OP?


spidpotato5

Reddit solves another unsolvable case /s


thisismys0ckpuppet

Split circle OPA


walkswithtwodogs

Came here to say this.


ac0rn5

Yep, it's here too. https://old.reddit.com/r/TheExpanse/comments/apqd3d/book_opa_logo/


Y-eti

In music this is the half diminished chord


RiriTomoron

Neutered. It's a mark vets put on animals after they've been 'done' to avoid unnecessary complications in future.


AttemptingDiyGal

This. Some childfree people get a tattoo like vets give neutered animals to symbolise they've bad a vasectomy/sterilisation


Fiskenfest-II

Null set?


CobblinSquatters

Take one for the team and ask them, then update us. I believe in you.


Mongladoid

I think it means do not dry clean 😂


terryleopard

Early stages of an owl tattoo https://imgur.com/ado98tp.jpg


BigBritBurr

I mean I would say it's the mine sign for 'the long dark' but that feels like a weird thing to get tattooed given the other options....


gardenfella

It could be an OPA tattoo from the TV series The Expanse


RickJLeanPaw

A Mexican balancing a stick on his head?


Cautious-Space-1714

Oh thank you! I used to spend hours drawing jokes like this in the 70s with my dad. He passed recently, but you gave me a little smile at something I'd forgotten.


RickJLeanPaw

What were they? Riding a bike, frying an egg, having a wee…anything else?


fraughtwithperils

Neutered


firetruck12345

You could ask them if you’ve wanted - I’ve got tats and never minded in the slightest if people wanted to look closer or asked about them


Prospire

He only managed to collect the elder wand and Resurrection stone?


Anonymous-eric-42601

I think it means your colleague cannot be dry cleaned 😂😂😂


excellentchoicee

"Alright mate, I am here for my tattoo" "What are you having" "Ghostbusters logo, but I only have £1.50 on me" "Say no more" etc...


Bsause7

Um… no entry? Is that it?


Shashi2005

In music, it means half diminished. Not universally used though. aka minor 7th with a flattened fifth.


Jaydee8652

OPA Split Circle, He's a Beltalowda!


CentralIdiotAgency

I have a very similar tattoo to this, mine is the mathematical symbol for 'null set', which represents there being no answer for an equation. For me it symbolises my Athiesm


pixelstacker

No circles.


D-RDG-012-AUT

I remember seeing it as meaning neutered , usually use on dogs