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makopacific

Who tf is in charge of their missile program Homer Simpson?


a_lonely_trash_bag

I guess the exercise consisted of one ship placing targets in the water for the other ship to shoot. They shot too soon and the first ship was still in the line of fire.


d1x1e1a

On ship two ships red ship blew ship


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this comment was almost perfect.


[deleted]

They had on job...


[deleted]

nice


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Nic


Puterman

Ni!


TrueRomanov

We are the knights of Ni!


Puterman

BRING US.... ... AN SHRUBBERY!


sniffingswede

Oh ship.


2006FinalsWereRigged

I think it was a “smart” or self-guided anti-ship missile and it locked on to the ship that had placed the target ship because it had not vacated the hot zone or danger area.


gratscot

Yeah from what I've read in different sources that's about what happened.


lamNoOne

Maybe the one that shot wanted to kill someone on the other ship.


Brewster101

It's his first day


Anders_1314

*laughs in penguin*


Brewster101

Thank you I've been waiting for that reply


Dogtag009

Is the poop deck really what I think it is?


DooshMcDooberson

I like the cut of your jib.


Hypocaffeinic

Some poor Iranian sailor might have pooped himself once he spotted that missile inbound...


tpx187

"it's my first day"


sipep212

And it's my last day! Join the Iranian Navy. The Few, The Fewer, The Fewest if we don't quit fucking up.


-heathcliffe-

Nah the targeting guy from Space Balls


nan_slack

"you've been missile safety inspector for two years. what initiatives have you spearheaded within that time?" "uhhh...all of them?"


lazilyloaded

I see.. then you must have some good ideas for the future, as well?


Judazzz

I think it was Dee Dee: "Oooooooh, what does *this* button do?"


[deleted]

From what I’ve seen they’re a very interesting navy, in an attempt to roast a British destroyer in international waters off the coast of Iran they tried to tell the captain of said destroyer that his English was awful and that’s why they kept antagonising the destroyer


ems9595

Such a funny comment... thank you!


d1x1e1a

“No i said homING missiles dammit”


Chilipepah

Or some other drone from sector 7G


Weinerdogwhisperer

Doh


HiVizUncle

[I guess two months of working from home got the better of him.](https://i.imgur.com/dkjFLwo.mp4)


Apart_Shock

Probably the same people who give Stormtroopers their firearms training.


Hypocaffeinic

*"It is reported the Iranian Jamaran frigate accidentally fired on the Konarak support ship with an anti-ship cruise missile during exercises. The Jamaran is a Moudge-class frigate armed with 4 C-802 (Noor) anti-ship cruise missiles. This is likely what was launched."* **Story here:** https://www.thenational.ae/world/mena/iranian-navy-vessel-mistakenly-hits-another-with-missile-killing-19-1.1017581


wataha

>the he Dutch-made, 47-metre ship has been in service since 1988 and **usually carried a crew of 20**. 19 killed and further 15 in hospital, hmm.


Hypocaffeinic

"Usually". Perhaps others were additionally on board if there was some kind of multi-ship exercise running; perhaps some of those injured were part of the rescue and recovery operations. It's not very clear where that number of injuries was derived, but probably fair to assume at least that all of the dead were Konarak shipmates! I think in situations like this early numbers are often unreliable, even in first world country tragedies, and with this one international politics, tensions, and good old embarrassment about this event might hinder clear reporting.


PsychoTexan

It says it was overhauled in 2018, I’m thinking they may have had to expand the crew to handle maintenance and operations needs. Still, adding almost double the crew still seems like a lot. It may have been a naval boarding exercise and it was carrying a boarding party.


milklust

very probably KONARAK was carrying other observers/ possibly film crews recording this live missile firing exercise. if so the fotage must be terrifying knowing what was about to occur... doubt KONARAK had any means of defending itself or decoying the sea skimming missile. the missile likely used infrared seekers aiming for the engine room or with active radar went center of mass. often with close range shots the rocket motor still has unburnt propellent further adding fuel to the warhead's blast. am surprised that although wrecked she somehow stayed afloat...


AnotherUna

Anti-Ship missiles are extremely quick too right?


When_Ducks_Attack

The *Noor* is a Chinese C802 missile (export version) that was reverse-engineered by the Iranians. The C802 has a listed maximum speed of 0.9 Mach, or somewhere in the neighborhood of 700mph. The *Noor* has reportedly had its range improved from ~20 miles to about ~80. There's a chance it's slower than the C802, but probably not by a huge amount. Some Russian anti-ship missiles are reportedly capable of Mach 8 (6000 mph, approximately), though.


Yardley01

Very, not sure if these ones were designed to stay above surface and then climb and dive directly down on the target or just on surface to avoid phalanx countermeasures etc.


[deleted]

I guess now we know what happens if you bring a boarding party to a missile fight.


abydocomist0987

The ‘crew’ size usually refers to the minimum number of people required to man the ship to carry out its operations. Often, there would be more than the minimum, e.g. crew under training. Given the nature of this exercise (missiles are very expensive), some possibilities include embarking additional military staff to to evaluate the missile, or evaluate the conduct of the exercise itself (although I think the more important officers would have been on the frigate itself than the Konarak)


Maori-Mega-Cricket

The Dutch built the ships originally as just logistics tenders and patrol boats. Iran has up gunned them into budget missile boats with targeting radars and bolt-on-deck missile launchers. That means more crew to run and maintain the weapons systems. And if they were deploying targets, probably some crew handling that as well


wastelander

[This](https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Iranian_support_vessel_Konarak) says 25. My guess the additional personnel may have been spectators viewing the exercise.


aemoosh

I would assume there's also a different crew load out when the vessel is deployed on patrol/sailors are staying aboard the ship and when the ship is engaged in a training mission, deploying targets/recording/observing.


DukeDijkstra

It's not a car, there is plenty space for extra crew members if required.


CantaloupeCamper

Man you'd think you'd have enough confirmations and checks in the procedure to ... not shoot at the wrong thing / time.


OterXQ

As an American, it’s comforting to know that the Iranian military is *almost* completely incompetent


DrDeepthroat307

First airliners, now ships.


timmeh87

Iran better watch out before it accidentally invades itself


Rek-n

it's called a revolution


rick_n_snorty

France invades itself any time Germany isn’t.


cannabisized

somebody has to be invading france


DooshMcDooberson

Bonjourrrrrrrrrrrr! Ya cheese eatin' surrender monkeys.


Kontakr

Why do you think they're called the Revolutionary Guard?


CantaloupeCamper

They've got no problem with that as far as their own protestors go.


d1x1e1a

Iranian submariners are getting pretty fucking twitchy right about now


Spook_485

"Oops, wrong sub" - Sounds kind of familiar on here.


d1x1e1a

*polite applause*


disc0mbobulated

The Indian submarine force would like to submit their own entry to this contest.


Downvotes_dumbasses

Remember when WWIII was the worst worry of 2020?


Johnnyocean

Yea cuz wasn't it day 2 of 2020? Been on a roll since. Bring on the murder hornets , food shortages, wave 2 mutations, giant meteors and trumps re-election wooooo!


noahsilv

Remember Australia burning down?


Johnnyocean

Not mine but... Imagine if 10 years ago you were approached by a time traveler and he was like "Look, I don't have much time to explain, all I can tell you is that the year 2020 is going to be an absolute shit show. You know Donald Trump, the star of the apprentice? (1/7)  Well he's the president of the United States and at the beginning of 2020 he gets into a Twitter beef with Iran that almost starts world war 3. Australia catches fire and a woman tries to save it by selling pictures of her tits. Kobe Bryant dies in a helicopter crash. (2/7)  Half the world is devasted, the other half just makes fucked up memes. Then just when the world starts recovering from the loss of Kobe some dude in China eats a fucking raw ass bat and starts a global pandemic that specifically kills maw maw's and paw paws. (3/7)  Everyone loses their minds. 40% of the population thinks it's the end of the world another 40% thinks it's all fake and 20% blames the whole thing on cell phone towers and Tom Hanks fucking kids. (4/7)  The one thing everyone seems to agree on is that the only way to survive is by hoarding toilet paper. Grocery stores are ransacked and Charmin ultra soft essentially replaces the dollar as the United States official currency. (5/7)  Eventually as hysteria grows, world governments are forced to shut the entire planet down and lock everyone in their houses and... (6/7)  ... the only person that can keep the people from completely flipping out and starting a huge riot is a homosexual gun toting Oklahoma man with two husband's, a meth addiction, and 223 pet tigers... And that was all before Spring.


Rillist

Stop the ride please, I'd like to get off...


DrinkLocalBeer

Buy the ticket, take the ride.


Jakkol

Oh but were just getting started.


Rillist

But I've already used my only barf bag


Jakkol

Well... Just don't eat anything else for the rest of the decade.


Rillist

But the popcorns so delicious


Johnnyocean

d-d-d-decade?🤦


workaccount1338

I am in tears oh my god the history books will think we are just making shit up at this point


Johnnyocean

O shit cracking me up too picturing it. I never even thought of that.


ghostinthewoods

"Timmy, when I was your age..." "shut the fuck up Grandpa, everyone knows you're full of shit!"


Johnnyocean

This whole thread is fuckin killin me.


Thatoneguyintheback7

Tom hanks fucking kids?


Johnnyocean

You may have missed it but the internet was abuzz a few weeks back after finding out tom hanks used to visit epsteins island. That doesnt mean he was fucking kids for sure , its just what people were talking about then and what that paragraph referred to. You could always duck duck go or bing it


aedroogo

Hmm. I hadn't heard about that. My first thought though is that, if someone unpopular had visited that island, everybody would be pretty convinced they were there to fuck kids. Anyway, looks like I missed the boat on that internet poo-flinging opportunity.


Thatoneguyintheback7

Oh ok, thank you for the information


Garrand

"I remember the ~~start~~ ~~spring~~ year of 2020..."


Etherin_

Someone made Mr. Bones' Wild Ride a real thing, lmao.


plaguebearer666

Don't forget ObamaGate


Dukakis2020

Open that gate let Obama in too!


blucose

In escalating severity of disaster.


Johnnyocean

2020- well that escalated quickly. And in order


[deleted]

Got that last part wrong. Imagine actually voting for slow joe. He might be a worse candidate than Clinton. Can’t wait to see him actually come out of the basement and doing senior joe things.


Johnnyocean

They other day a guy said to me, I dont like it but come election day , im gonna have to go with the one thats not a sexual deviant. And im like. ... So then...?


Dukakis2020

So you were like “oh trump, the guy with 22 credible accusations obviously.”


ClassySavage

Donald "Just grab 'em by the pussy" Trump, a true paragon of Christian morality with his third wife and porn star hush money.


Powered_by_JetA

He’s obviously the best at being married if he’s already done it three times.


ClassySavage

Oh for sure, nothing says good at marriage like failing to stay married.


zubotai

Trains are next...


wtf0202pmurt

Planes, Trains and automobiles


zubotai

Tesla has that factory in Shanghai... and they don't use gas. Iran has got to be pissed about that.


Konik47

Clever and informed


[deleted]

Happens all the time. Israel did it too us (USS Liberty incident).


iBoMbY

And the US shot down [Iran Air Flight 655](https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Iran_Air_Flight_655) with 290 people on board.


[deleted]

Happens all the time.


wizard6974

53rd remembrance this year on 8 Jun 2020.


[deleted]

Oops


tommyk1210

It’s worth noting that this doesn’t appear to be any kind of issue with missile accuracy or problems with the missile itself. The ship apparently was laying out targets for the missile ship and failed to get adequately far from the target. Now it’s not clear if this was human error (perhaps the missile ship fired too quickly?) or something kind of mechanical error (perhaps it had power failure while trying to leave the area)


IshwithanI

The missile has active radar homing, so they probably just accidentally targeted the support ship. It would be pretty hard to “accidentally” make that shot without the missile’s own guidance.


zombie_pickles

Or they forgot to turn off friendly fire in settings. Happens all the time.


tommyk1210

The current hypothesis is that the fired one the target with the support ship only a few hundred feet away


iamemperor86

Somebody got too excited


TentCityUSA

"seriously, I thought it was an airliner"


Inconvenient1Truth

For reference, this is what it used to look like. [https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Iranian\_support\_vessel\_Konarak](https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Iranian_support_vessel_Konarak)


FloppyDrone

The whole superstructure vanished. Ouch.


TentCityUSA

I wonder if the survivors jumped overboard before it hit. What survives that?


Future_Khai

They probably weren't even aware a missile was on the way.


TentCityUSA

But they were there to watch it, so I'm assuming they were. It launched when they expected, it just didn't go where they expected.


[deleted]

*Spidermen pointing at each other*


brainsizeofplanet

Well at least the missile works flawlessly


FinalFilet

. . . except for guidance and targeting


the_letter_6

No, those worked great. PEBKAC.


TzunSu

*Missile


brainsizeofplanet

Yup, thx


MingoFuzz

Username chx out


donagnix123

Executive producer: Larry David


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Directed by: Robert B. Weide


DrFrozenToastie

Iran don’t really get retaliation, if US tensions keep escalating I worry about what they might do to themselves next


yaboi123679085313479

It’s like when a teenager hurts themselves to get back at their parents.


hunter6399

They forgot to turn off friendly fire.


chimaera317

That will teach a lesson to those American pigs


Aturom

Is there an Iranian version of Urkel?


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Memewalker

It hurt itself in its confusion!


Thenightisyoungish

Oops.


brainsizeofplanet

Iran obviously has issues to operate missiles, 1st the civilian flight and now their own military. These 2 incidents alone should be reason enough for the to stop their nuclear weapons program, if one can't ride a bike he should not be allowed to ride a motorcycle....


nowhereman1280

No, their missiles work perfectly, the issue they have is command structure. They have an itchy trigger finger and tend to fire too quickly.


milklust

USS VINCENNES shotdown an Iranian civilian airliner in the early 2000s because it's targeting radar inncorrectly showed it decending towards the ship rather than climbing well above it. the ship's lookouts frantically looking at sea level were surprised and then horrified to watch their missile swiftly ascend towards an obvious airliner and blow it out of the sky with no possible survivors.


Mississauga49

Early 2000s? No, but Nice try


Maori-Mega-Cricket

You are in the wrong millennium mate Iran Air Flight 655 was shot down in 1988


brainsizeofplanet

This was 20 years ago, and yes it did happen but was literally ages ago and only happened once. Iranian military just had 2 missile incidents in 12 months


Bathophobia1

Tbf, America's speciality in military fuck ups is killing their own troops and their allies in friendly fire incidents. There's even a Wikipedia list for all the American friendly fire incidents involving British troops lol. https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/List_of_U.S._friendly-fire_incidents_since_1945_with_British_victims


SlymaxOfficial

Iranians have a problem with friendly fire.... Threesomes must get messy.


socalchris

Yup, there's a very NSFW subreddit for that. /r/friendlyfirecumshots/


Husker545454

Alright can someone take the big boy toys off iran because its quite clear they are a bunch of dumbasses . First a passenger jet now this . Fucking morons .


AnotherUna

We’ve known the government of Iran are dumbasses for years. The hostage incident was a tip off


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Powered_by_JetA

People can be stupid in different ways in different countries. Stupidity is not exactly a scarce resource.


[deleted]

Absolute retards in charge of that country


scoldog

The CIA did it! /s


billyyankNova

This is Iran. They'll claim the Jews did it.


FinalFilet

At least they know their missiles work . . . just need to tighten up guidance and targeting.


[deleted]

Whelp, the missile works.


TheArduinoGuy

I've been watching this video for 2 hours now. Nothing has happened yet.


[deleted]

Tries blaming their internal warring conflict on US again...


CephaloG0D

Well shit. Hope they keep a better leash on their nukes.


[deleted]

Mission failed successfully?


Magnamize

"/r/UnnecessaryQuotes"


SafeSpaceCrusher

Good thing they hit one of their own ships and not a US ship because their navy would be gone today. Seriously though. If the shit hits the fan over there the Iranian navy will be at the bottom of the sea in 24 hrs.


GeorgeDubyahKush

Big yikes


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diabeetus76

Indeed.


CoDVETERAN11

I concur


donagnix123

I second


BrockAndaHardPlace

I agree


uzlonewolf

Yep


nowyuseeme

Iran is more of a threat to itself than the US are to it.... thinking about it, the US is probably more of a threat to itself too.


Rivet22

Politically correct Reddit response: “Oh, isn’t that a shame. Too bad. Such a tragedy. So. Sad.”


Nessie

Hmm...I guess the National Guard IS a terrorist organization.


Smarty_771

Fucking lol


gingerboi9000

Somebody rolled the nat 1


KiNGGG

and my heart went OOP


plaguebearer666

Lol


DeadyDeadshot

Well you can’t fuck up worse than that....


69iMbUlkInG69

damn


JJRHOD

Technically not a failure, the middle did exactly what it was supposed to do


nowhereman1280

The missile test itself was actually a shining success, the targeting portion of the exercise was the catastrophic failure. They know the missiles are effective at destroying ships now though!


the_nihilist_jesuit

Oh someone is in big trouble


-Elai

Oops


Yardley01

This will be our fault


[deleted]

Geniuses


EccentricOpinion

Waaaat?


hailgautam

Iran is going through some rough patch. First many people died in a stampede for the general, then they shot their own people in an airplane and now this. My thoughts and prayers for them.


dmdim

Iran tries war


TentCityUSA

Wait until they start putting nukes on their highly accurate missiles.


iaminseverepainhelp

Good


sarcyse

Remember these are the guys who missile attacked American bases in Iraq and failed to kill a single American.


yeahbuddy

They aren't sending their best, folks.


3dogsnights

Sadly, these are thier best


d3c0nstruct3d

'After the incident *Konarak* was recovered to port to undergo a "technical inspection".' Hmmm...


kaeldogg

😂👍


tftbuffalo

That’s not a 737


ametren

F


[deleted]

Man there is something int hat water that must really fuck with missile guidance systems. /s


Urumurasaki

Damn! Thats not good!


5aur1an

well, I guess we know the missile works


theXsquid

First shot down a 737, now one of their own boats. Hamid....put down the missile launcher.


[deleted]

Looks like friendly fire was on


Joe392rr

So, these are the guys that wanna go to war with us? Uhhhh, are they sure?


killadonuts

Womp Womp