I see extra warmth and bodyguards. You can move in time for breakfast 🤣🤣🤣

Yeah, THEIR breakfast!

Well of course 😂

I wish I had kitty bodyguards!

Why do you need to move at night? In fact, don’t move ever again* *until breakfast time

Breakfast time meows are my alarm clock

Playing cat sweeper in your sleep

I started treating mine like they treat each other. I just move when I want. They scatter, then they come back.

Yep, treat 'em like water. Don't move fast and they'll just flow around you. I got two that do the same. I am very happy that they want to be around me so much.

Mine uses cat gravity to resist movement. Feels like he gains 50lbs and glues himself to the very earth 😂

I live upstairs and there's a door at the bottom of the stairs to the 1st floor. Just earlier today: "No, girl, you're not coming downstairs with me. Let me pick you up so you can stay in the bedroom for just a bit. Let me pick you up. Why can't my fingers go under your belly, child? Please!"

IMMEDIATELY reminded of the myth of Thor picking up the faerie cat. Did the earth shake at all?

My stairs creak. That count?

In that case DO NOT PICK UP THE CAT, ABORT ABORT, CAT IS ACTUALLY MOUNTAINS

Sounds like how are beagle was. He would also moo when you would try to move to announce his displeasure.

Brave 😹

Same here! They just try to lie back down before I’m even done turning over!

Turn faster then.

Haha!

The kitten I got when I was ten knew my sleep routine so well she didn't even get up when I shifted around, she just rolled herself into the next position.

Aww

I’ve always done this lol. My roommate insists her dog is impossible to sleep with. I sleep with him and her cat in a twin bed when I watch them. She’ll sit there and still tell me it’s impossible and I’m like no dude you’re weak lol

Op, why are you sleeping on the cats bed?

They are not arseholes. They are protecting you from bad things, like you forgetting to feed them

They’re also cold and use me as a heat source 😻

why not let them snuggle up under the covers if they are cold?

I think you’re supposed to put them in your pockets?

Sleep paralysis at home:

I feel like the orange needs cuddle assistance, please spoon with him

Jumper does not like to be cuddled when he’s asleep in bed. During the day he’s a big cuddle baby. At night he even growls when I try to move him.

Sorry I forgot Oranges have their own specific rule book!

My sister's Orange, Simba will always try to scratch and bite the hand that gives him scritches

Same with my torties! One likes to cuddle under my blanket with her head on my arm at night but doesn't want anything to do with me during the day bc she wants to play and not be held or touched. My other tortie is the opposite.

yeah. that's comfy.

This is perfect. I wish my cats would cuddle up to me in bed.

I haven't had a cat that snuggles at night in so long and I miss it!

The Egyptians used to mummify cats with their pharaohs, but in your case it appears the live cats have decided to mummify you.

meowify

If I had three loaves sleeping on me at night I’d be thrilled

I love them to bits, but sometimes my back and legs really hurt!

Oh of course lol you’ve gotta have your space :) I would just love a loaf hehe

My favorite part of the 24hr cycle♥️♥️

This game is called Petris.

Or Cat-tris…. Kitris?

I have 3 cats that sleep like that and I stupidly spent a lot of money for a weighted blanket. I just added 2 orphaned kittens. I may never be able to go pee during the night ever again.

Some nights i go 5 times and he lets me go. Purring when I - surprise- return.

I see nothing wrong with this.

It must be very cold for it to be a three cat night.

They sleep with us most of the time. During heatwaves they often choose other places.

Living the dream

I wish that was me😍 My cat just plays all night.

3 am? Z O O M

4am? *BAP* your head

I sleep the same way at night. It's even better when the decide to scootch up really close to my face and start a midnight grooming session.

I immediately felt way too hot looking at this picture. My one cat sleeps on my legs all the time and she's very used to me sleepily shoving her off because between her and my blanket it gets sweltering!

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I can hardly move and one of them growls when I try to move him 😉 I love them a lot though 😻

Me but with 2 big ol' Bernese Mountain dogs. Actually cannot move

Maybe if you didn’t sleep in THEIR bed you’d have your own space?!

Lekkah warm!

Precies!

This is the exact opposite of a problem

Shit I thought that was me for a sec I have all 3 of those exact cats xD

These are Jumper (orange), Lucky (tux) and Maja (sic). We adopted them in 2019 and they will all be 5yo later this year.

I see no issues here

How is this asshole? Kitties are just keeping you snug and warm.

Until they are all really comfy and I can’t move anymore 😉

You lucky bastard

countless times i have flung the cat across the room when i turn over.. wife says im an agressive sleeper..

I’ve bumped one of the bed more than once while turning over.

Yep, that looks about right. All you need is one behind your legs so you can't stretch and youre done. That's what mine do 😭

This is me! Plus a 120 lb Daniff. I had to get a big bed.

My Momo looks just like the one that's in the crook of your knees, and that's pretty much exactly where she usually sleeps lol. Either there or she's my little spoon, and occasionally she'll pile on between me and my boyfriend for maximum warmth and inconvenience. I've got her (and her brother, Bruce) posted on my account.

They’re cute 🥰

Thank you, so are yours! So precious.

Same. I'm on my couch reading now and I have three cats on me

Been there, done that‼️😹😹

OMG this is me every single night 3 cats and 1 small dog! God forbid if I have to get up to go to the bathroom 🤣

I see no issue here.

Have to wonder if there’s a hierarchy to the three spots.

Heating pads

How can I move if our squad is protecting you from invaders and/or gravity? Answer that!

Oh, you are lucky my 3 insist on sleeping on top of my curled body or even better in supine position.

This is also how I sleep. And actually those look like my cats

Good.

Move at your own risk!

Ditto with dogs except I’m hanging off the bed. At least your cats nestle you in and secure your back from getting cold 😂

At least you’re still on the bed.

they actually planned out where all your mobility joints are and will lock you in place for the ritual.

They are literally protecting you from shadow demons

My cat is such a frigging princess that when the alarm rings to wake up and I reach for my phone to shut it off...she hisses at me for disturbing her sleep.

That's my heaven

it must be true that all orange kitties share 1 brain cell because my boy always sleeps in the exact same spot in the exact same position, haha.

Lucky

I only have two, but I woke up like that this morning. It was the best!

I also have a butt snuggler. She also lays between my legs and it makes her a little kitty hammock. I guess my giant butt also makes her a little hammock. My boy, though, snuggled up like a teddy bear.

I have a 70lbs black dog that does the same thing to me and my wife!

Press *F* to pay respect to OP's arm

they are on your bed to fight sleep paralysis demon

Enjoy it while you can. I actually miss this. I had to say goodbye to 2 of my 3 cats last month. 15 and 12 years old. My bed feels so empty and cold now.

I’m sorry for your loss

Thank you. Hug your kitties for me!

How does it feel being the chosen one?

I immediately get claustrophobic when they do this.

Haha that looks like my bed at night lol.

The dream 😻

I cannot allow my cat in my bedroom while I’m sleeping. I love her but I’m such a light sleeper and she’s such a damn chaotic orange mess that I don’t get a single wink of sleep if she joins me. Just walking and biting and kneading up and down all of me all night.

Those kitties would like some heated pet beds.

God I want that

Cuddlebugs

I had a "where's the head" moment. Cats are gods.

You’ve been burritoed!

Three Cat Night. Are they assholes tho? Looks like a grand ole’ cuddle puddle. They must love your warmth.

I would never let any cat onto my bed

why would you need to move you’re asleep amiright?

Extra warmth, no problem here. 

I have 9 cats, so usually at least 3 on the bed at any given time throughout the night (I'm convinced they sleep with me in shifts lol) so I definitely feel your pain!

You’re encased in catbonite.

Because you’re being loved on? Personally, it makes me happy to wake up encased in kitties!

I wish I had that problem. I have one cat and she can’t even live with me.

Cats be using snake techniques to keep you stuck 😂

Change the cats to Chihuahuas, and I’m right there with you. But they aren’t content to pin me in from the top, they have to be under the covers with me. Getting up to pee in the middle of the night without disturbing them is quite a feat. Because you know, the last thing we want to do is disturb them.

They like you and you don’t have to worry about critters getting you

OK, I've heard of 3 Dog Night but CATS???

I have to pee just looking at the photo

All three have the braincell. Lol. Trying to keep warm with your body heat. Id invite them under the covers tbh. My orange nudges me and he crawls inside my blanket and I can feel his cold fur and he passes right out and I wake up all warm with a furball lol.

Only Lucky (tux) likes to be under the covers, the other two don’t.

They're preventing you from floating away in your sleep. They're cats with jobs.

This seems like a wonderful sleep position

They're keeping you safe & warm. Moving is overrated.

move it is fine

Id gladly take that problem of yours

I don’t have much luck getting pics of me in bed, but Lombok loves to sleep up against my butt. Then I have a 40 pound terrier and a gangly 50-pound Pyr mix puppy who also joins in.

My childhood cat always slept behind my knees, very uncomfortable.

I've hear of a three dog night; you have a three cat night! Lucky!

sleeping with more than one cat is always like a game of Tetris with your limbs 🤣

At least their tiny little cats and not a massive one

They’re all adults at around 5kg - 5,5kg, so average.

My cat curls up and steals my entire chair

I mean, the comfort of ONE versus three. you need to prioritize ;)

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Lol...try that with 7 little fur butts crowded around you... It's no wonder I wake up with a stiff back...🙀🙀😹😹

16 cats and a 45⁰F bedroom. When I sleep, it looks like someone trying to keep their wood dry under a tarp

16???? Most we’ve ever had was 5!

I do feel your pain here haha! I have anywhere from 3-6 cats on my bed every night 😆