Immediately, I pull the trigger on my plasma rifle. 200 grams of molten hot hydrogen fly at the man at hundreds of miles an hour. Immediately, his torso is immolated and the plasma tears through flesh and bone alike, leaving him not even the time to scream in agony. After a moment, the fire dies out, leaving the Legion barbarian's body charred and unrecognizable.
Immediately, I pull the trigger on my Paciencia hunting rifle. 200 grams of piping hot lead fly at the man at hundreds of miles an hour. Immediately, his head is popped like a balloon and the bullet tears through flesh and bone alike, leaving him not even the time to scream in agony (almost a shame). After a moment, I unload a few shotgun shells into him, leaving the Legion barbarian's body eviscerated and unrecognisable.
(Wanted to immerse myself since my Courier doesn't touch prissy little energy weapons like a NERD)
Four legionaries break into my Novac apartment.
"Patrolling the Mojave makes you wish for a nuclear winter." I say as I jump out of bed and grab my service rifle.
I fire and blow a golf ball sized hole in the first legionary.
I draw my 9 mm pistol and fire but it's under 25% condition so it misses and nails the nearby rad roach.
I draw my machete which I got from the cache DLC and stab the third legionary, it's rusted to hell so the legionary will pass before assistance arrives.
I run into the bathroom and prepare my Veronica.
"When I got this assignment I was hoping there'd be more gambling!"
Veronica destroys the final legionary and I enjoy a sunset sarsaparilla.
Just as President Tandi intended.
One time I stumbled across a Legion camp, about 6 guys hangong out in a small ravine. So I stood on the edge of the ravine, *perfect* vantage, and orbital lasered them to oblivion.
Just slo-mo criticals of these burning pieces flying everywhere. God, I laughed so hard
My trusty long-tube, choked hunting shotgun is loaded with 4-0 magnum rounds, and I have 94 in the guns skill as well as the shotgun surgeon and stay back perks. Wearing reinforced leather armor and the first recon beret I’ll also be utilizing the light touch perk coupled with finesse and better criticals. My 8 strength, 6 perception, 7 endurance, 7 agility, 7 intelligence and 6 luck, combined with all the med-x, jet, psycho, slasher, steady, coyote tobacco, rocket, and turbo allow me to blow of the heads of the first two retarded dipshits before the other two members of the goon squad have a chance to screech “Retribution!” at me. By that point Veronica and Rex have already killed them and I am 3000 caps richer.
The last thing he says before he gets vaporized by a madman courier with a nasty .9mm sized head wound, carrying an alien blister and a gold shiny pipboy with diamonds, big iron screeching off it
It's time to party down with every Chem I have on hand and chuck my grenades like my last 4th of July.
Any survivors will watch me bump and grind with Annabelle between my legs. Rockets red glare, mother-fucker.
Nice argument Legion assassin
Unfortunately I have this engraving on my ranger sequoia that depicts you as the cringe soy wojak and me as the based gigachad
\[Speech 80\] Tell them you are Ceasar, immortalized.
WHAT?! I AM THE \[No. 1 Cheeser\] MYSELF! DON'T YOU-- \[Failed\]
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(LOL I stumbled across this at random) (Ik that isn't how checks work)
Lanius: "Caesar that Courier has killed another group of assassins"
Caesar: "yes yes send another after him"
Lanius: "how many?"
Caesar: "how many? no no just a single squad, go down the barracks and send like 4 more guys, surely it will work this time"
Lanius: "... Sir it just sounds like your feeding him assassin squads"
Vulpes: *crying*
MAKE LOVE, NOT WAR—,
Oh… Never mind. I would set up a few traps and lead them into a chokepoint where they could be easily picked off from a safe distance.
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Like hell I will, wanna be roman.
[Speech 90] Assume the position.
Is that all you got, profligate?
[Confirmed Bachelor] intensifies
Immediately, I pull the trigger on my plasma rifle. 200 grams of molten hot hydrogen fly at the man at hundreds of miles an hour. Immediately, his torso is immolated and the plasma tears through flesh and bone alike, leaving him not even the time to scream in agony. After a moment, the fire dies out, leaving the Legion barbarian's body charred and unrecognizable.
Use Plasma for home defense, since that's what the Van Graffs intended
Four ruffians accost me on the long 95. **WHAT THE DEVIL?!**
As I grab my NCR ranger cap and my standard issue plasma rifle
Hydrogen can only be a liquid at -257⁰C so it can't be molten and hot at the same time
It's clearly under very high pressure
Under pressure Looking down on me, down on me Under pressure
ice ice baby wait no
Just as the Enclave intended.
Immediately, I pull the trigger on my Paciencia hunting rifle. 200 grams of piping hot lead fly at the man at hundreds of miles an hour. Immediately, his head is popped like a balloon and the bullet tears through flesh and bone alike, leaving him not even the time to scream in agony (almost a shame). After a moment, I unload a few shotgun shells into him, leaving the Legion barbarian's body eviscerated and unrecognisable. (Wanted to immerse myself since my Courier doesn't touch prissy little energy weapons like a NERD)
Ballistics on TOP
Trex boy, some perception gear, and a full inventory of hunting rifles and mentats . sassparilla and Bb gun for flourishes
Had enough?
neverrr!!!!!!! FOR THE TREX BOOOOYYYYY
Four legionaries break into my Novac apartment. "Patrolling the Mojave makes you wish for a nuclear winter." I say as I jump out of bed and grab my service rifle. I fire and blow a golf ball sized hole in the first legionary. I draw my 9 mm pistol and fire but it's under 25% condition so it misses and nails the nearby rad roach. I draw my machete which I got from the cache DLC and stab the third legionary, it's rusted to hell so the legionary will pass before assistance arrives. I run into the bathroom and prepare my Veronica. "When I got this assignment I was hoping there'd be more gambling!" Veronica destroys the final legionary and I enjoy a sunset sarsaparilla. Just as President Tandi intended.
https://i.redd.it/9y22hxalxu8d1.gif
You like the sight of your own blood?
Good thing I armed Archimedes😃
One time I stumbled across a Legion camp, about 6 guys hangong out in a small ravine. So I stood on the edge of the ravine, *perfect* vantage, and orbital lasered them to oblivion. Just slo-mo criticals of these burning pieces flying everywhere. God, I laughed so hard
https://preview.redd.it/dr4uarxsjs8d1.png?width=749&format=png&auto=webp&s=39faae5fd617fe1b647a2e7f7e6d972f7725c1c1
That Gun That Gun That Gun
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They hardly even know how to fight.
Get ready to be my next kill, skirt
*stands still in an open field, firing a scoped semi-auto rifle at point blank range* The finest warriors in the land.
No
But i have a machete? (Was looking for some Walken)
No
But it doesn't make any sense!?
[No](https://duckduckgo.com/?q=dr%20manahttan%20explode%20pannel&ko=-1&iax=images&ia=images&iai=https%3A%2F%2Fcdn.vox-cdn.com%2Fthumbor%2FFtR1rGVbZ1S46j6GPzvDsxRTtss%3D%2F0x0%3A2732x1383%2F1200x0%2Ffilters%3Afocal(0x0%3A2732x1383)%2Fcdn.vox-cdn.com%2Fuploads%2Fchorus_asset%2Ffile%2F9715533%2FIMG_8E1EDE39357D_1.jpeg)
Time for Plan B, gotta go "save" some guys watch for his son...
Takes 5 Psycho, 8 Jet, 4 Med-X, equips 14 sticks of dynamite, 12 frag grenades, a 25mm grenade launcher with 20 rounds, and a switchblade. # "LET'S FUCKING GOOOOO!"
Weird how this pile of supplies seem to be talking to me 🤔🤔
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The slaves are spreading rumors about the burned man again...
NUH UH, grenade launcher.
My trusty long-tube, choked hunting shotgun is loaded with 4-0 magnum rounds, and I have 94 in the guns skill as well as the shotgun surgeon and stay back perks. Wearing reinforced leather armor and the first recon beret I’ll also be utilizing the light touch perk coupled with finesse and better criticals. My 8 strength, 6 perception, 7 endurance, 7 agility, 7 intelligence and 6 luck, combined with all the med-x, jet, psycho, slasher, steady, coyote tobacco, rocket, and turbo allow me to blow of the heads of the first two retarded dipshits before the other two members of the goon squad have a chance to screech “Retribution!” at me. By that point Veronica and Rex have already killed them and I am 3000 caps richer.
Is this an AMA?
Another kill to my name!
no u
[shame.](https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=Vxu96eF1ELQ)
Get fucked
I won't go quietly. You can count on that.
*hits psycho* DON'T THREATEN ME WITH A GOOD TIME, TOILET BRUSH!! 💉🤪🔪
FREE SUPER SLEDGE!
the courier's fist then proceeds to fly directly into the assassin's head, killing him instantly
Oh look, more lootbags!
Leave me alone Twink. As I’m saying this I grab my 6000rpm M134 Minigun and shred the lil bitch boi twink to mist
Oh boy free loot
The last thing he says before he gets vaporized by a madman courier with a nasty .9mm sized head wound, carrying an alien blister and a gold shiny pipboy with diamonds, big iron screeching off it
“Oh I’m really shacking in my boots” cackles in 25mm grenade machine gun
~ tgm ~ >Equips holy Hans grenades
The Mighty Caesar has marked me for death, but this Stealth Boy has me marked for +100 Sneak with a stealth field enabled.
https://preview.redd.it/tzwemy0xns8d1.jpeg?width=312&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=8e45e50ad2c762eaf4ed0fada9bc2ab6faaee865 Tally ho lads!
Okay yeah shut up nigga あさまはたゆあらたさまにたら (Biden Blast)
*injects ten different needles into my eyeballs and drinks a bottled soda*
Hamburbur????
*DAY BOW BOW*
Is that what he says? Boone usually takes his head off with an explosive.50 cal before he gets too close.
COM: “Main System: Activating Combat Mode.” https://preview.redd.it/xwui5d8czs8d1.jpeg?width=1600&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=cea6f0ea0e620a1a2eb7f58d65514c9bd072cced
Bro can’t tank a mininuke HY from Esther
I’d probably just go seek refuge in the ncr…. Not like they are at war already anyway
Take 1 of all my drugs pull out the 50 Cal with explosive ammo and have fun with Boone
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Bloody Mess + Any Explosive Option. *they’re going to have to glue you back together… IN HELL*
https://preview.redd.it/egcjaht49t8d1.jpeg?width=750&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=d29e62c34f553de704e58930f1007c6fb5b75f78 YCS 186
It's time to party down with every Chem I have on hand and chuck my grenades like my last 4th of July. Any survivors will watch me bump and grind with Annabelle between my legs. Rockets red glare, mother-fucker.
Nice argument Legion assassin Unfortunately I have this engraving on my ranger sequoia that depicts you as the cringe soy wojak and me as the based gigachad
https://preview.redd.it/9g571zywct8d1.png?width=1400&format=png&auto=webp&s=f6f5174c064951c8c43fd7c40a10e3dda4f60de0
I don’t consent
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\[Speech 80\] Tell them you are Ceasar, immortalized.
WHAT?! I AM THE \[No. 1 Cheeser\] MYSELF! DON'T YOU-- \[Failed\]
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(LOL I stumbled across this at random) (Ik that isn't how checks work)
I pull out my energy pistol because I have 100 in energy weap-- I PULL OUT MY FISTS BECAUSE I HAVE 100 IN UNARMED
Ooohhh I’m shaking in my boots I’m trembling I’m so scared haha right chat?
"Whatever. Boone, pop a cap in general LARP over here."
Perfect gun to protect your self with... THE ANTI MATERIAL RIFLE!!!
How many times do I have to tell you people: NO SOLICITORS!!!
https://preview.redd.it/d6ayrzv23u8d1.png?width=707&format=png&auto=webp&s=eca0308fb6a323c2967e4d6acff25ec09db87567 I’m not gonna sugarcoat it
I marked Caesar for death. UNO reverse
Proceeds to launch 10 grenades out of Mercy in the span of 2.5 seconds
Counter point: Anti Material Rifle
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You picked a bad time to get lost, my friend. Never should have come here!
Aaaah, another group of dead men wasting their lives.
[Pipboy] [Rushing Water] [Implant GRX] [AP rounds] [All-American] .... Profit.
(The anti-material rifle with explosive rounds shove all the way up my ass, about to show them how ground beef is made)
*Pulls out A Light Shining in Darkness with malicious intent*
Annabelle says booooom to your football pads, child-slaver
(Intimating Presence) Hey Jockstrap you ever play catch with a nuclear football? Go long!
Lanius: "Caesar that Courier has killed another group of assassins" Caesar: "yes yes send another after him" Lanius: "how many?" Caesar: "how many? no no just a single squad, go down the barracks and send like 4 more guys, surely it will work this time" Lanius: "... Sir it just sounds like your feeding him assassin squads" Vulpes: *crying*
[Speech 100/100] Nuh Uh.
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Headshot headshot headshot headshot. CHAINSAW FOR LAST
Ooooh nice! Free loot!
Not a legion fan but they have some pretty badass lines
They’re honestly not that difficult to kill if you’re kitted out right
*equips fatman with mirv* if i go, we all go.
MAKE LOVE, NOT WAR—, Oh… Never mind. I would set up a few traps and lead them into a chokepoint where they could be easily picked off from a safe distance.
https://preview.redd.it/sl51qzohl09d1.jpeg?width=1170&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=10006c8376fd22c1f840fc6459ad11640aed6ed7 Like hell I will, wanna be roman.
I saw you coming a mile away and have already sent 2 High velocity missiles courtesy of Annabelle.
Me: "That's a mighty nice gun you got there. How many caps would you say that's worth?"
Imaginary Technique, Survivalist's Rifle https://preview.redd.it/8feh3avzxf9d1.png?width=623&format=png&auto=webp&s=d81c6659ac8569ed4253d1d35f50c99fe462f3d5
\[Unarmed 100\] You are already dead.