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Avocado1400

Demographics of Hungary 💀💀💀


Backpack_of_Moths

You get all of the Hungarians shoved you your ass. Congratulations!


TrencsMark

50% szlovák 25% mongol 25% cigány


__MrSt4rk__

C I G Á N Y


SqolitheSquid

Цигани


SpringFonxy

Metal Gear Rising Pepsiman mod


Backpack_of_Moths

You get your computer up your butt


ithinksonicscool

A hoodie


Backpack_of_Moths

Oh no


justchillbroski

Mercantilism!


Backpack_of_Moths

What??


justchillbroski

All of it!


Backpack_of_Moths

But what is that?


justchillbroski

It's Mercantilism!


Backpack_of_Moths

Oh. You now get trade up the ass


Pyro_Paragon

Fisted by the invisible hand (it isn't real so you're fine)


Diprogamer

Invisible doesn't mean imaginary


Tiny_Yam2881

Schmercantilism!


Defiant-Whole1368

mr krabs taking pill


Cruelopolis_

The pill or Krabs take your pick


speenbreaker

Yes


pepsini3

proceeds to put perc 30 up ass


dubhog

"all pseudo legendaries" yep,that's 7 dragons,godzilla and a super computer up my ass


Backpack_of_Moths

You shit fire and radiation, but with a high clock speed.


dubhog

(it's not actually godzilla,it's just a pokemon based on it that has nothing to do with radiation,and the dragons shot anything but fire most of the time)


RedditvsDiscOwO

Taco bell: "foolish amateur..."


SaltyCubing

oh cmon not the graphics card


Backpack_of_Moths

Nah, you shit in high resolution now.


[deleted]

I got a whole ass server don’t complain


DevilsBreath76

Go karting


Backpack_of_Moths

🎵 I booted you my pc, because I need me, a go cart in my ass 🎵


4ElementsBentByMe

r/angryupvote


merothecat

🎶 I like go-carts did I mention go-carts🎶


[deleted]

A whole ass pizzeria


Backpack_of_Moths

*Ass* pizzeria


RedditvsDiscOwO

"The animatronics do get a bit quirky at night."


Afteer_

random number generator


Backpack_of_Moths

Fuck yeah, infinity up the ass


master_of_balls_1

beats studio3 wireless shadow grey


Backpack_of_Moths

Turn on a rap song with bass boost


master_of_balls_1

That seems to be the only thing people do with them


Backpack_of_Moths

While it’s in your ass. make it vibrate


Crono7654

because beats are useless otherwise LOL


MrProtogen

LEGO Super Star Destroyer


Backpack_of_Moths

Ouch


MrProtogen

You don’t understand, I now have a free LEGO Super stat Destroyer


Backpack_of_Moths

Unless you have universal healthcare. As an American with a scam healthcare system, I forgor.


MrProtogen

I have to disagree on that let me explain. In America we pay for the healthcare but we can choose who we see and thusly the quality of their performance. In a socialist healthcare system you do not get that choice and their paycheck is backed by the government- ensuring the bare minimum for healthcare but not much else. I don’t want *free* healthcare I want *affordable* healthcare.


Backpack_of_Moths

I do agree on that. Life pro tip, ask for an itemized hospital bill, they may remove some phony charges.


MrProtogen

Makes sense


Backpack_of_Moths

True, but you have to pay for the doctor visit


mememan287

I get a Chinese knockoff f-16 shoved up my ass


Unlikely-Pilot-6015

J-10?


mememan287

J-13, it’s experimental


Unlikely-Pilot-6015

Do you mean the J-31?


mememan287

Nope, here’s the Wikipedia https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Shenyang_J-13


Unlikely-Pilot-6015

Woah. Never heard of this plane before. Live and learn i guess :)


Backpack_of_Moths

Lucky


420420nice6969

thunderstore.io for boneworks mods, you gonna shove a website up my ass


Backpack_of_Moths

Server-Chan going to town


Turbulent-Finance918

Name off all breaking bad episodes


Ok-Radio5262

Los pollos hermanos chicken up yo ass


[deleted]

Amateur, fleetwood bounder 1986 used


Backpack_of_Moths

You get Walter in the butt. Lucky!


Turbulent-Finance918

Waltuh put your dick away waltuh im not having sex with you


Past-Hunt

A fucking dinosaur


Backpack_of_Moths

T. rex pp


[deleted]

Oh nice vibrating anal beads thanks Op i couldn't buy them since im a minor


BurnedCoffe

Get over your porn addiction, man


[deleted]

No i haven't touched porn. Just a classmate of mine told me what wankin was at 7 started st 11 out of boredom. Thats who it began.


Backpack_of_Moths

We don’t need your wank details


Backpack_of_Moths

Oh no 🍞


Villezki

Colombia😦


Backpack_of_Moths

Yeah! You get an entire section of the Earth’s crust up you. Nice!


[deleted]

[удалено]


Backpack_of_Moths

Yo wtf


[deleted]

[удалено]


SuprBased

He’s in the void now


Ok-Radio5262

Countries with highest gdp.


Ok-Radio5262

I'm gonna have a big hole now


Backpack_of_Moths

Hell yeah!!


merothecat

Bro put all of the USA, China, and Japan up his ass


Backpack_of_Moths

You get entire countries you your butt. Nice!


Germie_Potatoaim

GDP stands for Giant Dick People


ILikezMemes

Mitsubishi galant


Backpack_of_Moths

Vroom


SameAbbreviations225

saul goodman mbti


Backpack_of_Moths

Awesome!


ur_momhatesu

King crimson💀


Backpack_of_Moths

Nice


frimleyousse

Dreadful ? How is that supposed to go up my ass ?


Backpack_of_Moths

You get yourself up the ass (you make your parents full of dread)


frimleyousse

Last i checked i aint the embodiment of dread itself, altought that’d be funny


Backpack_of_Moths

Well, you can’t shove emotions up your butt, we gotta compromise here


frimleyousse

*cant shove emotion up your ass* not with that attitude


[deleted]

Southern Colorado 🥳


Backpack_of_Moths

Daddy desert


Maximum-Scholar1907

For fucks sake, I searched up the UNSC infinity last night


Backpack_of_Moths

Ah yes, you get starships up there


Dvniel____

Poland


Backpack_of_Moths

You get the entire nation’s people in your butt


Dvniel____

Just do it


Alone-Newspaper-1161

12 inch vibrating dildo that releases artificial semen :(


Backpack_of_Moths

But that was the goal, right?


MarcoTron11

F-6C-10 NT


bouncybob1

A lightsaber fuck


TimePine

Stalin


[deleted]

Lego 💀


Braeden1326

Hentai


MrPainlo

Happy cake day! Also interesting search history


Braeden1326

Check my profile then you'll know who I've been searching


garfeldthelasangacat

Lightning McQueen


cosmic_spades

Kachow


well-just-a-guy

owo, nigeria


Eat_Mcdonalds

claymation chewing gif


Backpack_of_Moths

Eeeuggh. Nasty.


statix__

blanc de blancs


BenTheBraindead

efl cup


Backpack_of_Moths

Yeah!


kaiserofxbox

Cape town to Magadan


[deleted]

Ice cream


Backpack_of_Moths

It melted 🍞


Ok_Attorney_5431

Horseflies 💀


Backpack_of_Moths

Chomp


Striking_Mail7832

Taiwan…


Backpack_of_Moths

What about west Taiwan on the mainland


Striking_Mail7832

Oh god, goodbye asshole


Backpack_of_Moths

Yes, china go brr


[deleted]

YouTube


Backpack_of_Moths

Daddy server rack, *harder*


[deleted]

kirby


Backpack_of_Moths

Slurp


[deleted]

The capital of australia 🗿


Backpack_of_Moths

Daddy skyscraper


BurnedCoffe

Great Fairy fountain


Backpack_of_Moths

Whatever that is


noRoomService0-0

Ass


[deleted]

BMW Z4. The stretch


Uadork

Bbby 😖


MysteriousPudding895

Crusader wallpaper


Backpack_of_Moths

You get pixels up the butt


StefanSenoai

Glimbing Gym near me


Backpack_of_Moths

Rock wall in your butt


ChaosTheLegend

"What to do with large mirror" - Jesus Christ


BrOkEn_AnViL39

George Jetson


Backpack_of_Moths

Seggs


Crono7654

Trump


Backpack_of_Moths

You get wealth up your butt


kashitokaru-121

Chuck norris


Backpack_of_Moths

Can we trade?


kashitokaru-121

No one in their right mind would give up the opportunity of having chuck norris shoved in their ass


Backpack_of_Moths

At least I tried


kashitokaru-121

Hey man when he’s done I’m sure he’ll help you out too


MrProtogen

Nah I’ll live


[deleted]

The last thing I looked up was “nuclear detonation kill zone” so yeah I’m completely fucked


Backpack_of_Moths

*fucked*


hihiihigiggitigyiigi

Headphones 🤤


MaxterBlue

"punishment for graffity spraying" hmmmm


Nalexia-two

George Batailles 🤤


mister-no-u

Mexican style pancakes. Oh well. Could be worse.


CountryBallFoot

I looked up a pet shop ☠️


Backpack_of_Moths

*gerbil*


CountryBallFoot

Well it was gecko food so a cricket


Backpack_of_Moths

Oh no


damascussteel21

I just searched "how to increase pp size legit 100% real 2022" Uh oh


Lmfaomanpepepopo

The entire earth and a dildo will be shoved up my ass


HuntingDragon438

Esther from Fallout New Vegas


beefy-_-boi

Lightsaber


beunoman

Oculus vr headset


AutisticWater

Live blade kraken bali


0Cake

Ricardo Milos..


Resurrected_Alliyou

the world of otome games is tough for mobs volume 10 I think I'll survive bros


LetsGoBrandon57

I google why did the mongol army not invade India, I’m wondering what will happen


Slow-Ad1670

Auto clicker?


Xcalizorz_888

Mosquitos


nony851

Non marking shoes...


Immediate-Regular953

Adam Sandler


[deleted]

Fiat Punto 176 1.1 intake manifold


00yigit01

Aternos


Scythebrine9

Nathaniel B


[deleted]

Longsword💀💀💀


syncron07

**Weapon Reskins in TF2 have always seemed like a strange case to me. On one hand if you like how a weapon works but hate how it looks it's nice to have another option to choose from. But on the other hand, reskins usually look like they would function differently from their counterpart. And I've always thought it would be neat if cool looking weapons like the maul had more of an identity than "Its the Homewrecker but for rich people" So I took a large number of weapon reskins currently available in the game and gave them their own set of stats ranging from "Slightly modified sidegrade to the original" to "Completely new weapon idea that's not balanced at all but a ton of fun."** **For this video at least I'm only going to be modifying weapons that are relatively cheap and easily obtainable so it can keep the pay 2 win to a minimum. Basically if its under a key in backpack.tf (tm) or it's directly craftable then its gonna be fair game. I'm also not going to be touching the Original, either of the pyroland weapons, or the Holy Mackerel since even though they're technically reskins, they have enough unique functions that make them notably different from their counterparts. All right lets go.** **The Three-Rune blade is a really cool looking weapon that just doesn't do it for me. Like sure if you hit somebody with a sword in real life they're probably gonna bleed. But if you made a sword that's so poorly weighted that you're guaranteed to hit yourself if you miss your target then you'd probably be better off not even forging the sword in the first place and just hurling chunks of iron at people. So hear me out, we've already got Demoknight but we don't have Scoutknight. I've always thought it would be really cool if the Three-rune made scout functioned kinda like Demoknight. You have a lot more health, better damage and range, and a slight movement speed buff in exchange for scout taking his medieval roleplay very seriously and refusing to use any non-medieval weapons. Scoutknight would effectively be a sidegrade to Demoknight by trading off health and shield resistances for better movement and secondary utility. I'm actually surprised we don't have a second melee subclass in TF2 already with how much time went into Demoknight. And the Three-rune seems like the most obvious weapon change to make to make that a reality.**


apetherapist

Chipmunk, ooh Jesus christ


[deleted]

Phoenix Wright


jaycliche

Hmm Isn't the first time Mar a Lago has been up someone's ass, I'm guessing.


Loripepe

You know you spent to much time on Star Wars when you know what's an At Pt without googling it


yeetrman2216

Embarier RJ145


swanqil

Ralsei Deltarune


[deleted]

Squidward.


somedudethatis

a dildo.


4ElementsBentByMe

how much storage does rocket league take up on switch😨


Theanimalguy725

ck3 how to improve vassalisation acceptance


cool_bear505

Mr. Rogers 😳💀


MiG-23-Flogger

Lots of Benadryl