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wayfaringwalrus

Well, we almost made it a few months without someone bringing the club into disrepute.


Forever_Everton

It's The S*n. It's probably a 55 ton pile of horseshit.


fifa129347

They are horseshit for actual news, tabloid crap like this is where they excel and draw in readers


Forever_Everton

Truer statements have never been said


rustystatic

Unfortunately, it looks to be true. Apparently they were filming him and his wife. Somewhat understandable to see how the situation played out, but still a shame.


Forever_Everton

Jesus. I thought I would never see the day that The S*n churned out actual news but... here we are


rustystatic

I believe they just copied/translated a Spanish article from a Mallorcan media outlet. Impressive them finding it either way


Forever_Everton

The editors at The S*n don't pray to Jesus, they pray to Larry Tesler (inventor of Ctrl+C and Ctrl+V)


Srg11

Sounds likely. He wasn’t arrested for assault so the punch seems like nonsense. Potentially snatched a phone? Maybe. He was with his wife as well.


CardiffCity1234

He's such a fucking idiot. This is a player that was snorting cocaine 17 hours before Cardiff played Bristol in 2020.


[deleted]

Don't knock it untill you've tried it, I once scored a hat trick in Sunday league when I was still off my nut from the Saturday night


Undignified_Shambles

If his time with us is anything to go by the twat was probably aiming for somebody else at the time.


Briggsy16

Derby County are BACK ladies and gentlemen.


AnotherDepressedBoy

Oh for god's sake


Tim20182018

Derby County Avoid Controversy For Five Minutes Challenge (Impossible)


TheRealSteemo

Admit it, you all missed us on this sub. Games back baby.


calewis10

It’s best not to stare at the Sun. 


Think-Ad-1068

Not surprised. Guys a tool. Glad we got rid.


MrPantsRocks

Thinks he's playing GTA.


LazarouDave

Fuck sake 🤦


myersjw

Derby are really making the semi realistic FM save I’m doing right now difficult


blueowl822

Serves him right for not tracking back against Sunderland


Ok-Explanation-6778

Don’t you lot go thinking about taking the title of weirdest club in the East Mids, that’s ours