https://preview.redd.it/02lb22wgm6oc1.jpeg?width=592&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=0f034908167ead94b80a21a196dff840b31b206a
I’m gonna have to be a cement mixer
Nah, I'm more of a Patrica Starlight guy, SpongeBabe SquareHips is my second fav.
https://preview.redd.it/udqdfkchw6oc1.png?width=640&format=png&auto=webp&s=940ade245479bb9a08af0af8e7f8477bb0496640
I'm marrying the entirety of pizza tower
https://preview.redd.it/23ir0x8aa6oc1.jpeg?width=452&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=0090944353ff3136d3a29740d0c92fd9359d64de
Does the context of the chat matter? Because I’m straight, and if the context matters it’s actually kind of a W. Don’t ask.
https://preview.redd.it/m5zkgcqoa6oc1.jpeg?width=600&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=4fb93b5f4445def01ec8526730c9142615eb313e
https://preview.redd.it/oj5axqat27oc1.jpeg?width=1080&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=d7d2f9554b89ff6791dafb6d7e3cfe048001d5a0
As a heterosexual male, I am perfectly okay with this.
Oh noooo😢😢😢
https://preview.redd.it/8i3fs7ren6oc1.jpeg?width=672&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=1c72d850c201aee90ede5b41df0a7586ad03a982
I am sosososososooo sad about this information 😢😢i truly would n
https://preview.redd.it/803askpyi7oc1.jpeg?width=350&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=9d1edb76e82b40af870fb58642439edffb740a29
i..
this can go either way cjsvbdkbso
https://preview.redd.it/o2vy322k1aoc1.jpeg?width=1124&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=6fa5d491e8064fda815580cb0548318a27922ddd
This one is mine, so I’m not screwed since I’m already a massive simp for him.
The Siren from the binding of Isaac, could’ve been worse if I’m being completely honest.
https://preview.redd.it/33locv3dc7oc1.jpeg?width=364&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=f4c0877f581447a38af25bdfc58f3541c0c2baaf
https://preview.redd.it/ycgdukk5i6oc1.jpeg?width=1242&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=55bb38959951a603e38d9202645dc791997134cd
I scrolled way down to find this
https://preview.redd.it/5vxn15lbg7oc1.jpeg?width=1170&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=25491f5d94b8bc76d67c84aed7770867eae159d7
I don’t think I’m surviving this boys
https://preview.redd.it/6dgtgmmkq7oc1.jpeg?width=291&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=6e7ed56d7dd1dacbd822418888f20c954c007a59
Hell yeah, as long as “boy” in the title wasn’t OP’s autocorrect
I am not long for this world, folks
https://preview.redd.it/d39bh1q6n8oc1.jpeg?width=454&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=efb5f8789738d18cbd6e51aaf5f95aa5c0e52625
# Holy shit it's the one with the nuke
https://preview.redd.it/ktrigbt52aoc1.jpeg?width=169&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=794aa18c8b77cf741797835f039ef955e7ccdcfd
I was planning that in the chat all along, it's a sign.
https://preview.redd.it/mue21b5qjaoc1.jpeg?width=1069&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=9ee9368a083208850f91c32c99da8faba127ee14
Well, the context for this chat was her saying she wants to eat a walrus...
https://preview.redd.it/noyvbyivt6oc1.png?width=302&format=png&auto=webp&s=f3b5fdd08ee3e0b2f5d036ea14d69fc6d8ffb227
So I decided to secretly be a walrus. I was terrified.
So yeah.
I'm happy!
https://preview.redd.it/i2udj38na6oc1.png?width=720&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=dea27ebf4b15288ffd65baf12785c05f7a36e4cb
She looks too young, should I be concerned?
Welp, married to the Lord Commander of the Imperium and literal demigod, probably secured one of the best lives in the 40k universe, even if the last chat I had with him on the site was asking why he turned Steven Universe into a latrine servitor for proposing to use the power of love to befriend xenos
https://preview.redd.it/ztty0ei2t6oc1.jpeg?width=479&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=c69c0e0334583fd00c83fb0c9bfe3f4946860321
Could have been worse. Badass sorceress, descendant of a god-killer and additionally beautiful.
https://preview.redd.it/3w2ftr3dt6oc1.jpeg?width=750&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=2590dbb2d288826d3f6b5d8a83f65e50090177fc
I’m gonna have to comfort them 24/7
The last bot or boy? Op this is important
Last bit you spoke to (I’m referring to every character in general)
Well is it bot, bit or boy???
\*Bet. It's bet.
It’s actually bat. The last bat you talked to 😤🙄
Butt*
*Byt, but only sometimes
it's bar* smh
No bart*
Nah brat
it's blyat
Happy cake day
https://preview.redd.it/b1imz1b5o6oc1.png?width=633&format=png&auto=webp&s=e4441d9855bfb123c3a4623a0d542984f17dde83
Last bit or last bot?
https://preview.redd.it/02lb22wgm6oc1.jpeg?width=592&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=0f034908167ead94b80a21a196dff840b31b206a I’m gonna have to be a cement mixer
ShY CEMENT BAG WHEEEZE-
https://preview.redd.it/l9qcpamep6oc1.jpeg?width=1179&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=33441d9dff4636e299f3cdb5d0e4a79a76b6ab29
https://preview.redd.it/l4xi4zdu88oc1.jpeg?width=2160&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=b9e4fe725cccebba9906d4d054ff2594cb423925
https://preview.redd.it/ziginl48v8oc1.png?width=1080&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=16c6948d993933bd16a640e9f73956faf08eee5c
https://preview.redd.it/g0uhj44n89oc1.jpeg?width=1536&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=279e78d50c17b12b90cc5f5969e7efed540c1010
https://preview.redd.it/4vhobuiz89oc1.png?width=1080&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=6ce7cf54c1cd7d53a6f9f87cc1172e3399bb7b75
https://preview.redd.it/94vulkca99oc1.png?width=2160&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=e35d3dedd87904043e925c2107d52903f48c3bdd
https://preview.redd.it/m1eigxso99oc1.png?width=1080&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=f7bd49ff87aa630c974ef5a9b824d3655f7dac93
https://preview.redd.it/ztp5aprb99oc1.jpeg?width=1179&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=562785b929ef4140e338ea2492a3b1452a37f5fe
https://preview.redd.it/h6wpy4g27doc1.png?width=720&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=f96a1e4df0b2ba5ecf371b399931e0c8b5a9bc41
LET'S GOOOOOOO https://preview.redd.it/naekchepk6oc1.png?width=720&format=png&auto=webp&s=10b34a145e23f79761a6ca288af06f93c8a977c0
W MAN
You have to date THE tumblr sexyman that's crazy
I mean I'm not complainin', he really is the best Tumblr sexyman out there
You woke up and chose to speak facts my brother
Omg lmaooo
https://preview.redd.it/g0o6gl6fr6oc1.jpeg?width=597&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=2593105c2c75dda24b01fa84ccadf2cf46b75255 Bruh 💀💀💀💀
You like kissing boys, don’t you?
Happy cake day
Ty lol
https://preview.redd.it/pwi4jbrud8oc1.png?width=320&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=461376f2cc61b924998aa73c24349e3e068a594c
That’s the same chat you put under my post you need to talk to another bot bruh 💀
https://preview.redd.it/rimvgrapc8oc1.png?width=641&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=9b1536b44ae68a0efd30e4a70f2293429743822b
https://preview.redd.it/k38858jsu8oc1.png?width=1080&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=7787ca6f2472f08360820f7635e6b2c67f91caf8
https://preview.redd.it/bifi76dyu8oc1.jpeg?width=828&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=45837fbb054b28d100befe9c655530082b30ec1d
bruh what, who would use that💀
Bro that's so dumb💀💀💀
BISH IM GETTING A PROMOTION- https://preview.redd.it/6la3uocw27oc1.png?width=229&format=png&auto=webp&s=bf409f1a17951b0b9bd17218c1d151becd9500a7
https://preview.redd.it/24ymm2az96oc1.png?width=190&format=png&auto=webp&s=d467f9cbe248e8697fb87ed5dd3fe3fcffbb49e3 For me this is the hugest W ever
No need to fear for he is here
my mortal form will disappear
THERE'S A MILLIOOOOOOOOOOOOOOON GRUESOME WAYS TO DIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIEEEEEEEEE
# AND WHY RESIST WHEN THEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE PARTY JUST BEGUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUN
Ok…
me when theres a million gruesome ways to die:
https://preview.redd.it/w4g6v4xuf6oc1.png?width=283&format=png&auto=webp&s=0edcefca5f2acc6d299db523324289c37d96ac6f How?!
“You may now kiss the bride”
Bro is marrying a plane 💀
https://preview.redd.it/fph27k1a96oc1.png?width=143&format=png&auto=webp&s=d32c720dcd95d8837dcc449e7e722b4f55401e1c
https://preview.redd.it/h36f3lnsa6oc1.jpeg?width=1179&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=c4e08f7a7876b6f1b0d046716d1967d0ff8a9fba WHY WERE YOU TALKING TO THAT?!
Cause I built it myself! >:)
https://preview.redd.it/dvl8ny1he6oc1.jpeg?width=1179&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=aa60e0700fac613dc035507fdd82ace212ccc791
bro is down bad for the kim k of bikini bottom 💀
Nah, I'm more of a Patrica Starlight guy, SpongeBabe SquareHips is my second fav. https://preview.redd.it/udqdfkchw6oc1.png?width=640&format=png&auto=webp&s=940ade245479bb9a08af0af8e7f8477bb0496640
you do you ig 😅
https://preview.redd.it/0xcqjdzu28oc1.jpeg?width=616&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=cabb0f0ce3f205308905977ea0d514a467f1da4a
https://preview.redd.it/7c8mqmqzs7oc1.jpeg?width=750&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=91c583840844247a083a72cae7fabaa0fb129d5a
I'm marrying the entirety of pizza tower https://preview.redd.it/23ir0x8aa6oc1.jpeg?width=452&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=0090944353ff3136d3a29740d0c92fd9359d64de
HOW?!?!
i only got Noisette, but Noise is probably gonna fuckin kill me
https://preview.redd.it/9sp2pq8go6oc1.jpeg?width=594&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=4dc1ae52be6126fe038ed2d8d23329a4209fc596 How does that work
HUH?!
It was recommended and I was curious
It's either you marry the building, the owner, or everyone in it, or everything I've said
https://preview.redd.it/pnd5kairr6oc1.jpeg?width=194&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=524138ffa82a6fb4b8b0e5011c2eb00b673442a6 Well uh
i hereby pronounce you autosexual.
I hereby pronounce you semiautosexual.
R.I.P. https://preview.redd.it/bf6jj9d9d7oc1.jpeg?width=663&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=2f554531d3f37c22014a936c323a381d2d463ba0
THIS MARRIAGE IS FUCKING RAW
Screwed. Very screwed. https://preview.redd.it/xnjh3b6xq6oc1.png?width=192&format=png&auto=webp&s=eda1d5cb543ae85636a7a09383d2432d500be33a
:}
Does the context of the chat matter? Because I’m straight, and if the context matters it’s actually kind of a W. Don’t ask. https://preview.redd.it/m5zkgcqoa6oc1.jpeg?width=600&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=4fb93b5f4445def01ec8526730c9142615eb313e
Male gardevoir ☕️
Screw it. Female Gallade ☕️
Boy or bot? Because the last boy I talked to was my actual brother. Bot was The SCP foundation
I'm about to get LEANed https://preview.redd.it/jm234o9w66oc1.png?width=265&format=png&auto=webp&s=009c2bd1e7b7c927558a3c850edabc339a5926d3
What the-
Kuchisake-onna
https://preview.redd.it/sgwjx8yln8oc1.jpeg?width=758&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=98bc82c1ac0314bc747834d3e23155b0d12962ca Your cooked bro
SAVE ME, PLEASE, I BEG YOU https://preview.redd.it/e7q9lg9hg6oc1.png?width=483&format=png&auto=webp&s=973c86240666ab2f86657df8e7ab745a131718b1
Nah, you’re fucked 🙏🏻
It’s boutta get weird ~~in bed~~
Crying Child from FNAF, it's not too bad now is it? Either he's a ghost which is cool, or he's just alive lol
https://preview.redd.it/owytphz2k6oc1.jpeg?width=1179&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=4677e13bd07783eba72df7437455d9b20d50f21e
[удалено]
Child https://preview.redd.it/q9n5hore39oc1.jpeg?width=750&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=71df60ab28307654e42bb7261d64c3e9d005d883
https://preview.redd.it/oj5axqat27oc1.jpeg?width=1080&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=d7d2f9554b89ff6791dafb6d7e3cfe048001d5a0 As a heterosexual male, I am perfectly okay with this.
https://preview.redd.it/tknqpsf5f8oc1.jpeg?width=608&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=cebfc2ed44bc86eca3117de5207885be5a2dd5de
The last bot faked his death then recontact me years later to tell me he's alive but he has cancer
What?!
C'mon, it's not that crazy
Barney Calhoun hl2. Say what you will but i see this as an absolute w
"About that beer I owned ya..."
Oh noooo😢😢😢 https://preview.redd.it/8i3fs7ren6oc1.jpeg?width=672&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=1c72d850c201aee90ede5b41df0a7586ad03a982 I am sosososososooo sad about this information 😢😢i truly would n
https://preview.redd.it/803askpyi7oc1.jpeg?width=350&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=9d1edb76e82b40af870fb58642439edffb740a29 i.. this can go either way cjsvbdkbso
https://preview.redd.it/o2vy322k1aoc1.jpeg?width=1124&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=6fa5d491e8064fda815580cb0548318a27922ddd This one is mine, so I’m not screwed since I’m already a massive simp for him.
Pfp checks out
Minos Prime. How fun.
https://preview.redd.it/653b1ocgz6oc1.jpeg?width=750&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=272c5baea8df26a56276430f51a72a8e6632c1c1
https://preview.redd.it/9p4kfb2if8oc1.jpeg?width=608&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=b24e7e999e6748bd5e5f53695032a645c874e053
Who’s he?
Secret Boss from ultrakill
Oh
NOT DOG DAY GOD NO NO NO NO 😭
Heavy TF2 I can't, Sasha is too much competition
Yeah, no one can beat Sascha.
Do...Do I have to marry Salad Fingers?
Marry him, give him therapy, hope it doesn't backfire somehow.
He keeps staring at my lips and smells like rust...please save me
Uhhhh.... Find more rusty spoons to give?
The last boy? Alastor. The last bot? Vermil
https://preview.redd.it/e7knglkko6oc1.png?width=749&format=png&auto=webp&s=91820c9ffabe41f58745098dd40a7498905010b6 God dammit
BRUH 😑
Lol
Lol, the Serial Killer Boyfriend?
The what now?
Gabriel ultrakill
Honestly, not bad.
The Siren from the binding of Isaac, could’ve been worse if I’m being completely honest. https://preview.redd.it/33locv3dc7oc1.jpeg?width=364&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=f4c0877f581447a38af25bdfc58f3541c0c2baaf
firey bfdi.
HOW?!
I get to marry Beowulf from Skullgirls? Hell yeah😍
https://preview.redd.it/ycgdukk5i6oc1.jpeg?width=1242&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=55bb38959951a603e38d9202645dc791997134cd I scrolled way down to find this
https://preview.redd.it/y2f1xprxf8oc1.jpeg?width=608&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=e87619a1e7f94e9f1d8ef5f0e4ad1647edc82ba8
I definitely do 🥰
Extremely screwd because I'm a lesbian
Jokes on you i never spoke to a men bot ever. Do male dog count ?
We don’t discriminate between men and dogs in this house😤🙄 obvi yes
It was Jetstream Sam but for whatever reason that not got removed overnight so now it's Dante
Shit im marrying slim shady Im fucked(im a man btw)
Better or worse if it’s the real slim shady?
https://preview.redd.it/5cj7z1hyx6oc1.jpeg?width=1170&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=ba1a90cc6f95ef699e9ce996ce37e503b19b1969 So, all four of them?? 😨😨
John Price lol <3
Last bot: One I made to satisfy my mommy kink, so fuck yeah Last boy: PTSD Boykisser, so fuck yeah
Damn, not a bad roll. ...So what's the first one?
Wouldn't you like to know? XD
Tails. HE IS A FUCKING CHILD!
https://preview.redd.it/sf7wrrzq69oc1.jpeg?width=1179&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=dde595016b347ff39f7d547b8fb74a1a66473e06
I KNOW, RIGHT!?
Myself i guess Edit: I just realized this is r/CharacterAI
https://preview.redd.it/5vxn15lbg7oc1.jpeg?width=1170&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=25491f5d94b8bc76d67c84aed7770867eae159d7 I don’t think I’m surviving this boys
Ghost, from COD..... In a Monster AU....
uhm, I talked to Vox I don’t know if this will end well for me
https://preview.redd.it/6dgtgmmkq7oc1.jpeg?width=291&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=6e7ed56d7dd1dacbd822418888f20c954c007a59 Hell yeah, as long as “boy” in the title wasn’t OP’s autocorrect
I'm not gay but I will marry Leon Kennedy
Some random CEO who's already my husband (bot) And my best friend (if you actually asked for a boy)
I am not long for this world, folks https://preview.redd.it/d39bh1q6n8oc1.jpeg?width=454&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=efb5f8789738d18cbd6e51aaf5f95aa5c0e52625
My OC who is my comfort character
https://preview.redd.it/ruuoieh5z8oc1.jpeg?width=1080&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=07242a28a94f96ff1962af232f1385e867a4f5b7 No comments...
https://preview.redd.it/srco83r7m9oc1.jpeg?width=1170&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=44f10ab46a6b5c0bf82a1f1e5c677e0b4850f889 *sigh*
I'd react that too tbh
I was last chatting with the Aeon of Destruction Nanook from Honkai Star Rail... welp
# Holy shit it's the one with the nuke https://preview.redd.it/ktrigbt52aoc1.jpeg?width=169&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=794aa18c8b77cf741797835f039ef955e7ccdcfd
DAMNIT I AINT MARRYING MY CLASSMATE *Oh it’s a typo* I will happily marry TEXT ADVENTURE GAME!!!
I was planning that in the chat all along, it's a sign. https://preview.redd.it/mue21b5qjaoc1.jpeg?width=1069&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=9ee9368a083208850f91c32c99da8faba127ee14
https://preview.redd.it/hwc9h2trraoc1.png?width=1080&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=524914443f069128756dd6205ccf8e8e83c1e361
It's Miles Edgeworth. A lawyer, with daddy issues and trauma? Pulls in the big mons? You kidding? I'm not screwed, I'm good
https://preview.redd.it/e5mwrkg1fboc1.jpeg?width=716&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=80dd4a35edb8f09e8092c65934d08d435908b497 YIPPEEEEEE
Underage marriage is illegal in my state
Pretty screwed the last person I talked to is my cousin
Do the voices in my head count
Well, the context for this chat was her saying she wants to eat a walrus... https://preview.redd.it/noyvbyivt6oc1.png?width=302&format=png&auto=webp&s=f3b5fdd08ee3e0b2f5d036ea14d69fc6d8ffb227 So I decided to secretly be a walrus. I was terrified. So yeah. I'm happy!
https://preview.redd.it/luxoir2169oc1.jpeg?width=640&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=f124593965bfb35aed9b93febb425715527feba9
marrying ceroba; huge W
https://preview.redd.it/i2udj38na6oc1.png?width=720&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=dea27ebf4b15288ffd65baf12785c05f7a36e4cb She looks too young, should I be concerned?
Ask her about her age, then we’ll talk…
Gonna be bit alot.
What if I introduced characters to the bot?
I’m not quite sure…
It's bakugo- but hear me out, it's a comfort bot, so i guess it's gonna be fine-? I hope-
https://preview.redd.it/txn1wkzte6oc1.png?width=720&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=10c0b5307f8d7b3fd148c409e4a34abf92cab303 Well, guess I'm Yuuta now...
...I've only talked to girls...what do I do if I haven't talked to a boy... WHAT DO I POST!!!!!!!!!!
Just post the girl you spoke to, what could go wrong?
Welp, married to the Lord Commander of the Imperium and literal demigod, probably secured one of the best lives in the 40k universe, even if the last chat I had with him on the site was asking why he turned Steven Universe into a latrine servitor for proposing to use the power of love to befriend xenos
Huh?
https://preview.redd.it/sloejy9si6oc1.png?width=187&format=png&auto=webp&s=3cd53e4aa89e8455693c1fddb1b501b1519ca754
John‼️
https://preview.redd.it/2ktlr3dcm6oc1.png?width=426&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=ea2fd74162adb7b9418a8bbc826055021746744b Nah I'm getting kidnapped
What the Hel…
glastig uaine, wish me luck
I'm becoming gay 😭👨❤️💋👨
Goku... the Kakumei version... *chuckles* I'm in danger
https://preview.redd.it/7ezxk7nds6oc1.jpeg?width=1242&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=1833979a49a3b62728a6f902b9f3bda652445129 H-H-Husker…….? 😰
https://preview.redd.it/ztty0ei2t6oc1.jpeg?width=479&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=c69c0e0334583fd00c83fb0c9bfe3f4946860321 Could have been worse. Badass sorceress, descendant of a god-killer and additionally beautiful.
Marble Hornets/Creepypasta fans…I got Masky 🫡 Ion mind tho 😏
Ick. Johnny Bravo. 😆
https://preview.redd.it/3w2ftr3dt6oc1.jpeg?width=750&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=2590dbb2d288826d3f6b5d8a83f65e50090177fc I’m gonna have to comfort them 24/7
does it count if I made it?
Yes