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Abstinence701

I WISH I HAD YOUR BALLS!!!!!!!!!


dashuniadorable

Wait, it’s not that?!


1pink2stink420

WOW! I always that it was that too but it’s actually “I wish I had your faults”


dashuniadorable

Thank you! And thank you for the actual lyrics, ha-ha


herd645

QUEEFING INTOOOOOOOOO


raisinbizzle

Oh man so glad to see this. I figured I couldn’t be the only one that heard this


RunnerLuke357

Is that not what he says?


solaron17

Fucking yes! Every time! At this point I’m waiting for it.


rockhardcatdick

Love it. Makes the song 10x better.


ThePussyPunisher69

lmao I always hear that 😭


ringoffire63

Mine is This Circus, "I live, weep, and sigh in the bed of cement." I always misheard as "I live within sight of this medicine man"


IronRevenge131

Yeah I always misheard that until I read the lyrics.


acewithanat

Mia. "I'm made of Peanuts, not of shells" as "I made a Penis out of shells"


DreamersArchitect

saferwaters. i hear “well i won’t pretend, deny i once more protect my finer sight, you say i come from a fish, you mock the place where i exist”


MagmaticDemon

what's the real lyric?


DreamersArchitect

unconfirmed??? most of the lyrics say: “well i won’t pretend to lie once more to protect my mind, you say that i keep all the things, you mark the place where i exist” but now i’ve seen a lot of people hear/say it IS “you say that i come from a fish, you mock the place where i exist”. 💀


rscain42

Spotify’s suggestion is as follows and I agree. Obviously their not an official lyric provider but I haven’t noticed many lyrical inaccuracies over the last 7 years using them. “We’ll I won’t pretend to lie once more, protect my blinded sight, You’d say for I came from a fish, you mock the place where I exist” The only place I can’t hear the lyrics clearly is when he says mock. Mock makes the most sense in that spot given the context of the song and that is Spotify’s suggestion, however I cannot shake hearing mark as you suggest anytime I hear it.


IronRevenge131

I think it is fish.


ObserverProject

That's basically what it is. It's a song about evolution vs creationism, looking at the creationist perspective. "you'd say that I came from a fish, you mock the place where I exist" means "to me, the idea that we evolved from fish seems ridiculous, and yet you mock me for my earnest beliefs". The "safer waters" are the comforts of religious beliefs.


Harmony-0809

"NOW SATURDAY! THE EARTH!"


lawre179

I saw a random Youtube video like 10-15 years ago that did that entire song, "MOUSE AT YOUR AID! THEOOOOO!" has lived rent-free in my head ever since


XeroxProto

Ok now I need to see that


rockhardcatdick

Ooooh, I love this post because so many of their lyrics can be misheard and it's great. There's the obvious "Queefing into" on Fell Into Your Shoes which makes that one of my favorite songs. And on Mexican Sun instead of "Scheming devils never make it through" I've misheard it as "Screaming turtles never make it through" and it makes me think of some turtles screaming bloody murder lol. But my favorite is The Red: While it might be a bit of a stretch because instead of "Seeing Red Again" I hear it as "Zap Brannigan" although it sounds a bit more like "Zeep Brannigan". I still call it the Zap Brannigan song though lol.


RunnerLuke357

I'M BLACK.


Zelenka181

Scheming turtles never make it through


JoeBonus

Escape like an animal, I’m ready for me sleepless TROLL


WereMadeOfStars

The BREAD 🥖 … and it’s buttered too …