Nooo! You must have purchased one fancy automobile to require such collateral. My cat is a treasure. The last time I had her appraised, she was worth $3,912,632. And that is American currency.
Sorry, sort of. Her actual name is Lola. She is a 150lb Newfoundland dog. Babys got back-a huge, cute, fluffy ass. She gets called Mrs. Fuzzybritches 85% or McBaby Pants 10% of the time. Lola is for business purposes only.
That's what I'm wondering. Just in case, I hope someone shows OP's friend this post because I have a feeling they're not aware their dog is being offered as collateral.
Not to get too dark, but I think the friend is a former roommate/tenant who is now $1,000 poorer, deceased, and whose body is among the things that need to be moved with that truck.
This Persian rug has been in the family for 200 years, and it was 200 years old before that, so there are 400 years of dirt and skin cells wrapped up in there, that’s why it weighs 200lbs. NO! Don’t unroll it! Just put it in the truck!
They claim to already have a working car … they could hire a moving truck and buy storage space, both under $1,000. How is a pickup truck going to help you store heirlooms?
I'm glad I'm not the only one deeply confused. I'm very sleepy and thought I was missing something. Is this an AI trying to pretend to be a person with problems and trying to make sense? Cus that's literally what it feels like
“my friends [sic] dog”
Someone already dumped the dog on him and now this ass hat is paying it forward
I really hope that “my friend’s dog” can become the new “it’s for church, honey” or “use your thinking brain” on this sub, ha ha
Dogs don't like to be switched homes either. Since they're pack animals, if you give them away they become depressed because it feels like their pack abandoned them and they don't know why. They'll adjust with a new family in time, but the more they get moved around the harder it is for them to adjust.
Pretty sure the plan here is to take your truck for a thousand bucks, dump the beater and the poorly trained dog on you, and then fuck off forever. You will never hear from this person again.
Antique table legs? What? Where did that come from?
Also, your friends dog as collateral? Lmao so I basically give you a truck, and in return I have to get a dog that isn't yours to take care of? I feel pretty convinced that the dog would be abandoned.
Damn this is a wild one lol
I think she's saying that the dog chewed up the legs of the antique table, and that's why she wants to be rid of it. Again, not filling anyone with confidence that she'll pay the rest of her debt to get the dog back.
I thought they meant that the legs on the antique furniture were so amazing they loved the legs more than the dog. What you said makes so much more sense
If you were to assertively try to get straight answers to the looming questions before agreeing to do "business" with this bitch, I'm sure you'd be told that none of it is your business and/or just get the same vague answers.
If I'm gonna be trusting you with valuable stuff, then suddenly the details of your condition do become my business; I wouldn't do anything with this person just on that alone, before even arriving at the other 43 or so red flags.
But I would try to get that dog from them. Poor dog.
The 'truck' she wants isn't even the kinda vehicle you'd hire to move house. How is an open tray ute going help store her antiques? Does value increase with rain damage?
Junkies make up the best stories when they’re high. I can just imagine her going to dealerships, nodding off, offering her friends dog as collateral. Crazy to think her marriage ended & is in debt. She probably didn’t offer the friends dog to her ex to keep him from leaving.
My guess is that the house is in shambles, they’ve been told they have to move a lot of the junk aka “antiques” out before listing and they foolishly believe it will sell immediately in this market.
You’d be surprised at how quick rehab contractors are to buy a house. The first house I saw when house hunting was taken under my nose by one of them, I don’t think it’s the house, I honestly don’t think there’s a house to begin with
If the dog belongs to a friend, that is OOP has no ownership over it, why does OOP not offer the Empire State Building as a collateral? In terms of ownership right, they are the same.
I wasn't going to offer any help but now that there is a home destroying large dog thrown in for free, well.....please take the keys to my truck!!
What a deal!
Offering up ANOTHER PERSON’S animal as collateral is just ridiculous. CB is expecting someone to sell a car for a guaranteed $1k and maybe the rest later, a smaller car, and a dog this person likely has no rights to who will damage your furniture.
Now I know why the writer of this original post is divorced, questionable judgment and horribly entitled.
Wild that she thinks a dealer should give her an asset based on a handshake and a promise to pay 6 weeks from now lol
I hate this person. I hope that poor dog Destroys all of their “ family heirlooms” .. bitch. 😡
I can absolutely see why the dog attacked the furniture in the first place. With an attitude like that wow.
seriously using a friends dog as collateral?! Wtf! Never heard of that before. Why dont they use this antique table?! Its suppoaed to be worth something?
How about you just give me the dog and I give you nothing? Clearly they are looking to rehome him and that poor dog deserves someone with a yard who can help train him.
Weird, I read it as dude. Gonna go hang with mom till she croaks and grab whatever cash I can there ("help my mom and then who knows where?"), ridiculous offer to dealership, focus on the money value of the heirlooms.
Whatever/whoever it is, very loose grasp on reality.
That’s a Carolina dog. There is an entire rescue group for the breed. I know - we have one and have had one.
I’m furious that essentially she is “cleaning house“ and that means tossing the dog
This person is absolutely looking to steal a truck. Otherwise they could rent something on the days they need it until they have the money in July. I can’t believe they thought a dealership would even consider that. I can’t imagine walking into a dealership and suggesting that little arrangement.
She’ll give you 1,000$ and be free of the dog and her shitty Lexus and you won’t ever hear from her again until the cops find the truck abandoned after she’s done with it. So obvious.
Translation (CB ask synopsis) :
CB is getting a divorce and splitting town to live with his mother.
CB needs a truck. Oddly, no one will give him a truck with his promise ~~he will gladly pay you Tuesday for a hamburger today~~ to be paid in the future.
So CB took to the internet to ask the same thing: "Will anyone give him a truck for payment in full later?"
Meanwhile "you can have his 2002 Lexus and his friend's dog" (*whose* Lexus is it? Nevermind...)
Why does he offer his friend's dog, you ask? Well, because -- "hey *just look at this table! The legs won't quit."*
He then gives specs on the truck he wants. Newer than the year 2000, and some other stuff.
Oh, and "here is the truck the meanie car dealer wouldn't give" him for promised later pay -- and the dog! "See how nice this dog is? You can *totally borrow this dog*."
I would never let a friend offer MY dog as collateral. This is effed up!!
I truly hope no one takes her up on this.
Idgaf about her heirlooms , dog is still more important than any of those material objects,
Wow. I couldn't imagine using my dogs as collateral. In March I had to rush one of my two puts to the vet ER. She had rectal hemorrhaging (didn't know it was something that dogs can have & there is not a known cause for it) and she had to stay for 2 nights. My other dog moped around & I you don't realize how much of a habit you get into with your dogs until they are not around. The one that was in the vet ICU loves to be outside and I am so used to letting her out in the back yard during the day that I was going open the door waiting for her to be right behind me. And I'd go give both of them a treat and wait for her to come running when she hears me open the treats.. The idea of using them for collateral. Wow!
I have more questions than answers from this…
Same... I need a morning coffee, then I might read this again 🤔
I don’t think coffee is going to help with this one
It didn't help me when I got to "Friends dog as collateral"
WTF? I'm glad they are not my friend and offering up my dog. Nobody uses Mrs Fuzzybritches as a pawn. Nobody.
My cat tried to murder me in the night by sleeping on my face and I’d still go apeshit on anyone suggesting she be used as collateral.
We are at our cat's mercy and serve at their pleasure. My cat, Toonnces, is good people but I still sleep with one eye open.
How’s his driving?
She (Tortie girl) is a responsible and defensive driver. We are in Miami, so it is flat. Not having cliffs to go over helps.
I LOVE THE PHRASE GOOD PEOPLE AND NOT NEARLY ENOUGH PEOPLE USE IT!!
I’m sorry, I can’t live with it anymore. I put up your cat as collateral when i bought my new car.
Nooo! You must have purchased one fancy automobile to require such collateral. My cat is a treasure. The last time I had her appraised, she was worth $3,912,632. And that is American currency.
Did she get appraised by another cat?
/Spittake
My cat is royalty. He's the king of everything, therefore priceless
Pleas if there is a god let this be your dogs actual name
Sorry, sort of. Her actual name is Lola. She is a 150lb Newfoundland dog. Babys got back-a huge, cute, fluffy ass. She gets called Mrs. Fuzzybritches 85% or McBaby Pants 10% of the time. Lola is for business purposes only.
I love this 💜
They probably won't come back for the dog. They'd take the truck, pay $1000, leave the dog and you'd never see them again.
And you just know that $1000 will be in the form of a personal check. But don’t worry, she’s good for it! She swears it won’t bounce!
Our word is our bond. -Lloyd Christmas
Or they want the dog back, but they're just trying to get free dog-sitting in addition to the truck.
I think that might have been an attempt at humor??? Goodness I hope so. 😶😶😶😶
or when he said the dog will ruin your floors and furniture
I think we need something hallucinogenic to understand this person. And probably not even then.
🤣
I'm reading this with my morning coffee. It doesn't help
I’ve had coffee and still have questions. Maybe if I add whiskey to the next cup I’ll understand it better.
What’s hard to understand? Wants $12,000 truck, willing to offer $1,000 plus exclusive use of dog. Will pay the balance when she feels like it.
I'm going to have my morning coffee and then forget this was even posted 😂 this is too much, too early.
Does the friend know they are pawning the dog?
That's what I'm wondering. Just in case, I hope someone shows OP's friend this post because I have a feeling they're not aware their dog is being offered as collateral.
The person's Facebook account had no posts, no friends, and no info except "Real Person from ■■■■".
That made me cackle. What real person writes "real person" in their bio😭😭
A real person. Duh
🤣
My friend Justa Botte, that's who!
Just a regular human bartender from Tuscon, Arizona.
Nice hat, Jackie.
🚩🚩🚩🚩🚩🫠
I would have been livid if someone tried to offer my dog as collateral.
He keeps using the word “collateral”. I don’t think it means what he thinks it means.
Collateral is when you have a collar on the dog that goes around its sides, right?
Not to get too dark, but I think the friend is a former roommate/tenant who is now $1,000 poorer, deceased, and whose body is among the things that need to be moved with that truck.
This Persian rug has been in the family for 200 years, and it was 200 years old before that, so there are 400 years of dirt and skin cells wrapped up in there, that’s why it weighs 200lbs. NO! Don’t unroll it! Just put it in the truck!
Oh but have you seen the rug cleaning videos on TikTok?? SO satisfying! The before and after is unbelievable.
That and the lawn mowing videos…
I wondered if the friend was on board with this plan. Also wondered if this was some stray or shelter dog.
Free boarding while they move stuff to prepare for the house sale? That’s such a weird addition, it’s gotta be an angle of some kind.
“hey man. I need your dog.”
So you're promising me a dog you couldn't care less for as collateral?
And he’s up front that the dog will destroy their house too.
AND that it is scared of chickens!
Poor pup. I'm sure the dog is in hell living with an asshole and being used as collateral.
Someone else's dog 😫
They claim to already have a working car … they could hire a moving truck and buy storage space, both under $1,000. How is a pickup truck going to help you store heirlooms?
I'm glad I'm not the only one deeply confused. I'm very sleepy and thought I was missing something. Is this an AI trying to pretend to be a person with problems and trying to make sense? Cus that's literally what it feels like
No apparently their Facebook bio says real person so they can't be AI /s
I think your comment may be that rare gem where the sarcasm comes through plainly, even in text.
I nearly left the s off but didn't want to cause any offense
Oh, I hear ya. I'm generous with my /s tags also, because there always *someone* getting whooshed if you don't.
Maybe it’s a big brain move just to get “free”boarding for his dog until July 1st just for the price of the truck 😂
That's what caught my attention. You need to buy a truck to do a move??
You can also rent pick-ups from uhaul & home depot.
what a unique way of saying “i’m going to scam you for your truck and also dump my dog on you”
I just wanna see the 100 years old antique table photos 😂
That has been in his family for 200 years.
“my friends [sic] dog” Someone already dumped the dog on him and now this ass hat is paying it forward I really hope that “my friend’s dog” can become the new “it’s for church, honey” or “use your thinking brain” on this sub, ha ha
And you have to buy the dog birthday gifts on its birthday or it will be sad.
The dog is a single mom.
In a wheelchair.
On oxygen.
With cancer. Don't forget the cancer.
Christmas cancer.
Most dogs are. Bastards are common in the canine community. Intact dog families are very rare.
In the dog's favorite color.
You forgot the directions to the gift registry.
Dogs don't like to be switched homes either. Since they're pack animals, if you give them away they become depressed because it feels like their pack abandoned them and they don't know why. They'll adjust with a new family in time, but the more they get moved around the harder it is for them to adjust.
You mean your 2000 or newer truck.
“I can’t guarantee the safety of your floors and furniture” means “this dog isn’t housebroken and will destroy everything he possibly can.”
Which is why she using a living being as collateral. Sick!!
Pretty sure the plan here is to take your truck for a thousand bucks, dump the beater and the poorly trained dog on you, and then fuck off forever. You will never hear from this person again.
Can't imagine why a dealership wouldn't take that deal 😂
Antique table legs? What? Where did that come from? Also, your friends dog as collateral? Lmao so I basically give you a truck, and in return I have to get a dog that isn't yours to take care of? I feel pretty convinced that the dog would be abandoned. Damn this is a wild one lol
I think she's saying that the dog chewed up the legs of the antique table, and that's why she wants to be rid of it. Again, not filling anyone with confidence that she'll pay the rest of her debt to get the dog back.
I thought they meant that the legs on the antique furniture were so amazing they loved the legs more than the dog. What you said makes so much more sense
I thought the same thing! That table legs remark was a real head scratcher. 😅
I thought the legs might be really skinny and fragile, and the dog might destroy them if allowed in the house.
Why does the truck need a clean title? Oh yeah, because they’re going to steal it to sell.
This is a new one. Jesus
https://imgur.com/gallery/mmYe1Nl The only comments on it
"not to seel, just to borrow" Incredible.
Do we dare ask if she put her kids up for collateral on the Lexus?? I’m afraid she’d tell us.
😂
If you have to block every single person in your life after your divorce, you might be the reason you are divorced.
Every single person they blocked let out a big sigh of relief. This idiot is a threat to their serenity.
“Had to block everyone after the divorce hon”
If you were to assertively try to get straight answers to the looming questions before agreeing to do "business" with this bitch, I'm sure you'd be told that none of it is your business and/or just get the same vague answers. If I'm gonna be trusting you with valuable stuff, then suddenly the details of your condition do become my business; I wouldn't do anything with this person just on that alone, before even arriving at the other 43 or so red flags. But I would try to get that dog from them. Poor dog.
Not to seel
Why does she have to buy a truck to clean out the house? Rentals exist.
They’re divorced because they put their spouse up as collateral. The poor husband/wife is still sat in the pawn shop, waiting to be collected.
Being served with the divorce papers while sitting in pawn must be the worst feeling 😞
Poor thing is in a locked cage living with piled-up lawn equipment.
Why doesn’t she just rent a truck from UHaul?!!
The 'truck' she wants isn't even the kinda vehicle you'd hire to move house. How is an open tray ute going help store her antiques? Does value increase with rain damage?
Good point.
Junkies make up the best stories when they’re high. I can just imagine her going to dealerships, nodding off, offering her friends dog as collateral. Crazy to think her marriage ended & is in debt. She probably didn’t offer the friends dog to her ex to keep him from leaving.
I bet it’s the ex’s dog
Why not sell the Lexus?
Cuz it's gonna blow up the second you try to drive it
Why not to wait until July? It's only a month forward
My guess is that the house is in shambles, they’ve been told they have to move a lot of the junk aka “antiques” out before listing and they foolishly believe it will sell immediately in this market.
You’d be surprised at how quick rehab contractors are to buy a house. The first house I saw when house hunting was taken under my nose by one of them, I don’t think it’s the house, I honestly don’t think there’s a house to begin with
I can only imagine how well it would go for strangers to take in someone else’s dog who hasn’t given permission for that.
dude WHAT THE FUCK?? “my friends dog?”
Assuming this isn't the work of an AI pretending to be a “real human”, I’m guessing the dog belongs to the ex.
If the dog belongs to a friend, that is OOP has no ownership over it, why does OOP not offer the Empire State Building as a collateral? In terms of ownership right, they are the same.
I wasn't going to offer any help but now that there is a home destroying large dog thrown in for free, well.....please take the keys to my truck!! What a deal!
You can rent trucks from uhaul or Home Depot for like $30/day…she’s definitely trying to pull something weird
Its not even his dog. What a dou&^%.
"Scared to death of chickens" = will chase them incessantly until they consequently die of fear.
Oh meth your little heart.
“The dealer wouldn’t sell me” lol give you, you mean.
Speechless.
Didn't see that coming
"Let me steal your truck and dump this destructive mutt on you, too." No thanks.
Offering up ANOTHER PERSON’S animal as collateral is just ridiculous. CB is expecting someone to sell a car for a guaranteed $1k and maybe the rest later, a smaller car, and a dog this person likely has no rights to who will damage your furniture.
Already bad enough but it’s not even their dog 😒
“My friend’s dog as collateral”??? Doubt the dog agreed to this…
Now I know why the writer of this original post is divorced, questionable judgment and horribly entitled. Wild that she thinks a dealer should give her an asset based on a handshake and a promise to pay 6 weeks from now lol
I guess you just can’t trust people these days 😒 /s
Good grief. I wonder if the friend knows their ‘friend’ is pimping out their dog.
I wanna meet up just to rescue the dog.
You can rent a uHaul for like $30. If you've got $1000, you've got $30.
My best wishes to their former spouse...
I hate this person. I hope that poor dog Destroys all of their “ family heirlooms” .. bitch. 😡 I can absolutely see why the dog attacked the furniture in the first place. With an attitude like that wow.
I guess this person never heard about Uhaul...why do you have to buy a truck to move items to storage?
Why does she want a quad-cab if she needs a truck to move furniture?
seriously using a friends dog as collateral?! Wtf! Never heard of that before. Why dont they use this antique table?! Its suppoaed to be worth something?
Because they want to keep the table and get rid of their dog.
How about you just give me the dog and I give you nothing? Clearly they are looking to rehome him and that poor dog deserves someone with a yard who can help train him.
This genuinely made my brain hurt.
Why in the hell would we want a damn inconvenience of someone’s dog?! 😂
It seems like they are 100% going to run off with the truck and leave you with the dog they clearly want to get rid of. What a strange request.
Is this man Mr. Magoo? Because that’s how he sounds in my head.
I assumed it was a woman since most men aren’t that pressed about family heirlooms
Weird, I read it as dude. Gonna go hang with mom till she croaks and grab whatever cash I can there ("help my mom and then who knows where?"), ridiculous offer to dealership, focus on the money value of the heirlooms. Whatever/whoever it is, very loose grasp on reality.
Your assumption is correct.
I wonder if this is OP's dog. She might not try to get him back - as part of the strategy to 'start fresh'.
The fuck? How about he sells his Lexus to afford the truck, and fuck the "friend" who apparently agreed to give away the dog
That’s a Carolina dog. There is an entire rescue group for the breed. I know - we have one and have had one. I’m furious that essentially she is “cleaning house“ and that means tossing the dog
This person is absolutely looking to steal a truck. Otherwise they could rent something on the days they need it until they have the money in July. I can’t believe they thought a dealership would even consider that. I can’t imagine walking into a dealership and suggesting that little arrangement.
Wait until the house sells on July 1st? Then buy your truck 🚚.
Now that’s using common sense!!! Which explains why this is all a lie. July 1 is a month away!!
Man that dog is actually another bill for me, friendo.
The amount of people that think they need to BUY a truck to perform a few tasks with it is absolutely absurd. Just rent one ya fucking dingus.
"Why would I offer the dog, you ask? Because I hate him" 1. That makes him awful collateral 2. What kind of psycho puts an animal up as collateral??
Any reason why they can’t just, I don’t know…RENT something? Maybe a…company that actually DOES this type of service?!? I’m a genius!
"Let me steal your truck and foist my big dog off on you."
"I want to trade a truck for my dog because he chews furniture"
She’ll give you 1,000$ and be free of the dog and her shitty Lexus and you won’t ever hear from her again until the cops find the truck abandoned after she’s done with it. So obvious.
What a scumbag
It’s not even her dog. I can’t even begin to comprehend where she came up with the idea, or how the friend went along with it, assuming they know!
‘Look after my dog (that I will say is my friends) while I move house AND give me a truck that I might not fully pay you for’ That’s what I read
So he wants a cheap truck and he wants someone to watch his dog for him until he gets back on his feet? But acts like he's doing a favor? Right.
It’s not even his dog, it’s a friends dog.
This is just fucking odd
Why would I take on dogsitting as a form of payment?
The deal sounded good until I read “$1000”
Not even a CB just a DB
They have no plans of paying off the truck or taking the dog back. We know why he’s getting a divorce
Ummm…no
What a garbage thing to do.
How about renting a U-Haul? I don’t get it.
What logic did I just read?
This person is 100% just going to leave somebody with that car and their dog and completely takeoff with that truck.
I love the comments here! You all are hilarious and made my day:)
DOG YOU CAN BORROW WHAT IN THE HELL
> and *my friend's dog as collateral* You give that dog back right now.
Translation (CB ask synopsis) : CB is getting a divorce and splitting town to live with his mother. CB needs a truck. Oddly, no one will give him a truck with his promise ~~he will gladly pay you Tuesday for a hamburger today~~ to be paid in the future. So CB took to the internet to ask the same thing: "Will anyone give him a truck for payment in full later?" Meanwhile "you can have his 2002 Lexus and his friend's dog" (*whose* Lexus is it? Nevermind...) Why does he offer his friend's dog, you ask? Well, because -- "hey *just look at this table! The legs won't quit."* He then gives specs on the truck he wants. Newer than the year 2000, and some other stuff. Oh, and "here is the truck the meanie car dealer wouldn't give" him for promised later pay -- and the dog! "See how nice this dog is? You can *totally borrow this dog*."
I would never let a friend offer MY dog as collateral. This is effed up!! I truly hope no one takes her up on this. Idgaf about her heirlooms , dog is still more important than any of those material objects,
Where's the friend that owns (owned?) the pooch? I'm lost on that one...
Of what value is someone else's dog to me???
The pupper is pretty cute
Can this even be real??
Wow. I couldn't imagine using my dogs as collateral. In March I had to rush one of my two puts to the vet ER. She had rectal hemorrhaging (didn't know it was something that dogs can have & there is not a known cause for it) and she had to stay for 2 nights. My other dog moped around & I you don't realize how much of a habit you get into with your dogs until they are not around. The one that was in the vet ICU loves to be outside and I am so used to letting her out in the back yard during the day that I was going open the door waiting for her to be right behind me. And I'd go give both of them a treat and wait for her to come running when she hears me open the treats.. The idea of using them for collateral. Wow!
lmao - this is truly wild.
Wut?
D’ ya’ like dags?
Sure, I'll hold the dog as collateral...will you also provide me with all his food and needs?
Uh, so give her the truck and free dog boarding??
What!
Not the dog 🥹
Like he’s never heard of uhaul
Why not rent a moving truck and a local storage unit?
What in the ACTUAL fuck,,,,?