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EdgeXL

If the door is hidden then the carpenter wouldn't even be working for exposure.


Mincey-TGDU

How can you expose that which is hidden...


Right-Phalange

How do you make it "visable"?


BoardsofCanadaTwo

I want someone to do it better for free because I paid someone else to fuck it up first. Great logic.


Complete_Iron_8349

The previous guy gave up and walked off the jobšŸ˜‚


Dapper_Run5322

Accept the job, break the glass and say.. ā€œI fucked it upā€ for funā€™s sake.


Adventurous_Ad_6546

Again, itā€™s like they think an explanation will make such a huge difference. Like are there contractors out there going ā€œSorry, donā€™t work for free. Wait you donā€™t have money bc you already spent it somewhere else? Ok Iā€™ll come.ā€


Ok_Bread_5010

This is actually a VERY common mentality


KrakenTrollBot

Yeah it happens all the time. I go at the butcher downstairs to get ribs for my family of 12, I tell him I can't pay coz already had to spend for all the groceries. I'll post on pinterest and he will be fine with that!


Mincey-TGDU

"Hey Butcher man your ribs are gonna get a lot of online traffic btw!"


Tusishvili

OnlyRibs


Teabiskuit

Drooling porn-brain


darkwitch1306

ā€œUnless I burn them, then itā€™s your faultā€.


Affectionate_Elk_272

ā€œi want my money back because i burned the ribsā€


wetboymom

But does he make the ribs look like they're not ribs?


Front-Pomelo-4367

Secret bathroom door is quite creepy, actually. Not a fan of that. I want to *know* if there's a possibility of someone walking in on me, thanks


stealthsjw

A bathroom door that can't be locked because it has no handle! What an idea.


MaclareLive

Also, shallow bookshelf on hinges? Don't slam that door too hard now


Unkempt_unicorn

This made me cackle


_Aussprache

Creepy, yes, but at least went better than I feared... At the beginning I thought it was going to be a secret one way mirror door


Butterfly21482

Iā€™m still not convinced itā€™s not. He could open, slide over, or remove the door on the bedroom side and make the mirror on the bathroom side double sided.


Trueloveis4u

I'd want one for my bathroom so no one can walk in on me or see me. If people walk into my bedroom all they'll see is a bookcase but I'd know it's a bathroom.


spicyjanedoe

This was my first thought. Why do they want a secret door into the bathroom? I just imagine they have another secret door they used to lock you in. Now youā€™re going to be trafficked or SA was my first idea.


TSnow1021

I'm thinking it's a bathroom that guests use and he doesn't want them to know they could have easy access to his bedroom. I had a friend over once and her kid (10 or 11) had to use the restroom. It seemed to be taking a while, so I went to check, and the kid is going through stuff in my bedroom. (It didn't have a connecting door.) Brat tried to say she was "looking for the bathroom." This was when hubs and I first moved in together & the entire apt may have been around 700 sqf, if that. I could be totally wrong, but I'm betting it's because he doesn't want anyone tempted to go in his room. Still an ass for expecting someone to work for free. If he's good with someone "learning on the job," he can learn how to do it on his own.


Stormy_Wolf

This is the most likely answer.


Butterfly21482

But why is the easy answer to that not just ā€œget a lockā€? My sister has a bathroom with a hall entrance and a door into her bedroom. The bedroom door had a knob with no lock. So they just got a knob with a key lock. Problem solved.


Kahedhros

Because then you'd get locked out too. Especially with a partner


Butterfly21482

Not if I have the key. Thatā€™s the point.


eatshitake

It must be exhausting being so paranoid.


Party_Builder_58008

Nice penis you've got there. It'd be a shame if anything happened to it...


Solarwinds-123

What the fuck


Adventurous_Ad_6546

They told the last guy they wanted visible butts and the moron did something with the door hinges!


noradicca

My thought exactly.


pinkpineapples007

Put a piece of wood on the door as backing for the mirror so itā€™s elevated a bit and have the frame covers the hinges without touching them. Looks like the shower is there so no one will really see the edge. This is free advice from someone who doesnā€™t know Jack shit. But you get what you pay for lmao


luminousoblique

I made my living as a carpenter for many years (but nothing like this) and that was my first thought as well. The idea would probably work, but I can't tell for sure from the pix. The problem that might arise is that the mirror frame would have to be slightly larger than the door to cover the hinges, and it might hit the edge of the shower or wall when opening the door, thus preventing the door from fully opening. My main question is *why* do you want a "secret" door into your bathroom???


Complete_Iron_8349

Because the internet said it was coolā€¦.


nj-rose

It almost seems like they want to walk in on people unexpectedly. Creepy af.


justwatching12345678

That was my idea too, so it must have some merit...also know next to nothing about carpentry


Bungeditin

My trainer had someone come into the gym for free boxing lessons for ā€˜exposureā€™ā€¦.. he had ten times the interactions on his socials than the CB. If youā€™re Kim Kardashian or Emily Ratajkowski you can get free stuff as people will use what you promote. If youā€™re Sandra Tyler from Norwich with 5K followers no one cares.


QuiteAlmostNotABot

KK is notorious for not even giving the promised attention lol. Stingiest CB there is, that one. Lots of celebs are terrible to work with, coming from a professional chef's partner. They give more headaches than traffic...


Bungeditin

Oh Iā€™m sureā€¦.. but if they do give a shout out it has a proven track record of working. Fyre Festival being a case in point.


fyr811

Especially if you turn them down!


decayed-whately

Here in Southwest Montana, we even told the Kardashians to go fuck themselves. They were looking for free raft trips and etc., and naturally wanted to pay in "exposure."


spicyjanedoe

Good for you guys. Iā€™m tired of celebrity worship.


Party_Builder_58008

Free raft trip? Sure thing. While Bob over here helps fit your life jackets, I'll be over here inflating and repeatedly puncturing your raft.


Bungeditin

I fully get thatā€¦. I think Iā€™d do the same. If I ran a gym or restaurant then Iā€™d go for it. But the business you have is quite specific


SquigSnuggler

I want some butt hinges. I feel like those would come in extremely handy


gonnafaceit2022

I want detachable arms. How much more comfortable would it be to sleep on your side without that arm??


chubtopcali

This is what I was thinking , what are butt šŸ‘hinges


noradicca

Iā€™m no carpenter, but couldnā€™t they just have the hinges on the ā€œbedroom sideā€ of the door? Edit: Iā€™d be really pissed off and creeped out if I was pissing and a ā€œsecret doorā€ suddenly opened up. Would never visit these people again. Bathroom doors need to be visible and lockable. Why tf do they want to hide that door?? Just put a nice picture on it or that framed mirror. And a very visible lock, so you can shit in peace.


chubtopcali

They come off as someone with very little life experience and high expectation of everything should be how they know it in their mind. They obviously grew up only seeing bathrooms with one entrance/exit and so in the post they are coming off as how obvious it should be that the other door not be seen because in their mind every bathroom looks the same


finallymyusername

I believe (with no door installation experience) that hinges on the bedroom side would mean the door would swing into the bedroom, so the mirror couldnā€™t be made big enough to hide the door frame without blocking the door from opening.


noradicca

Couldnā€™t you cover the entire door with a mirror and put a frame around the ā€œsecret doorā€ on the inside of the bathroom. So if would appear that the frame was part of the mirror, but in reality it would be separated? Does that make sense..?


finallymyusername

Yes, youā€™re right! I didnā€™t think of that!


Solarwinds-123

>Iā€™d be really pissed off and creeped out if I was pissing and a ā€œsecret doorā€ suddenly opened up. You might be both pissed off and pissed on, if that happened.


noradicca

Hell, if that happened, Iā€™d piss right back at them. Or if possible crap nā€™ slap.


Neeneehill

I think you're misinterpreting it. I don't think they are saying that they don't want to pay. I think they're just saying that if somebody doesn't know exactly how to do it and have experience doing it, they don't want to pay for the time it takes someone to figure it out.


kabritow

yeah, i dont think this is a choosing beggars situation, just a 'dont wanna deal without someone who dont know how to do this'


olagorie

How is anybody supposed to open the door when there is just a mirror as a front?


YogurtclosetOk3691

That's why they need someone experienced with secret doors. Like the people who made the "open sesame " cave


fingerroll44

You mount a nearby candle holder and when the candle is removed the door spins around.


Solarwinds-123

Put... The candle... Back!


Quirky_Object_4100

Barn door on the bedroom side. That would only work if they had the mirror in the bathroom and the bookshelf in the bedroom. They would just need to add a frame to the mirror to hide itā€™s a doorway and make it blend well


decayed-whately

I understand. Personally, I find door hinges extremely embarrassing. Pardon my hinges! šŸ˜³


chubtopcali

Especially ā€œbuttā€ hinges !!


Nebulandiandoodles

In fact you should pay me for having the opportunity to do such a cool project šŸ¤·šŸ¼ā€ā™€ļø /s


AdRepresentative8186

Did it actually list as being not paid? Seems like the sentence about not charging is just referring to someone who hasn't done one before and may take extra time to figure it out/make mistakes, but it would be good experience. Like they should definitely be paying, but I understand the appeal of an opportunity to gain experience where it will take way longer the first time. And then you can advertise the service and will take less time to do again, but you only got paid for the time it would be taking the 2nd time e.g. not paid for mistakes and time to figure it out but paid for actual installation time. I'd guess the previous guy was charging by the hour and they didnt like his plan and he said they would have to pay to change it. Which is fair enough. It seems good to go tbh just put a mirror in front of the hinges. I'd say that was his plan and then OP started asking about the bookcase back and the door won't hold the weight so it would have to be changed. So, although it wouldn't surprise me if that the person is awful to work for and a cheapskate, I don't think they are necessarily a choosing beggar.


Relevant_Process_110

That was my understanding too. My husband and father both were in remodeling/construction work. Sometimes clients have enough money or like your work well enough to pay for you to figure it out on the job. Others want someone who has experience doing it so they donā€™t have to wait a long time or spend a bunch for it to be redone several times. This goes for non basic work like the ā€œsecret doorā€ concept or ideas that the client comes up with and is usually like ā€œcan you do/try this?ā€ Sometimes itā€™s more of a hassle than itā€™s worth to try to do. Also I donā€™t think the secret door is to sneak up on people in the bathroom. I think itā€™s more to hide the fact that there is a door there at all. Could be to maintain the aesthetic of the bathroom or keep guests from going into the bedroom.


s1m0n8

Yeah. They could have phrased it more clearly, but I read it as "looking for someone that knows how to do this, but also willing to accept someone interested in experimenting and learning, as long as they don't expect me to pay for the learning part."


chubtopcali

They were pretty clear they didnā€™t want to be charged. There is a very small chance that they would offer payment for the supplies, but it looks like they really just want it for free.


AdRepresentative8186

Clearly says they want someone with experience OR someone who won't charge for their mistakes and time to figure it out. I'm sure they would want it for free, but they aren't necessarily suggesting that here


andhakaran

And not just a regular door. It has to be a SECRET DOOR!


ItsJoeMomma

The secret door needs a set of candelabra on each side so you have to pull down the right candle in order to open the door.


MaclareLive

"Put the candle back!"-- Young Frankstein


deniseswall

Kitchen and bath designer here. My guess is that this is a house with 1 bathroom only. They want to be able to enter the bath directly from their bedroom, but don't want guests to know that. I don't mind the idea, but it appears that the space constraints make it difficult/impossible to swing the door into the bathroom. That said, I think mounting a framed mirror on top of the existing setup might work. But you'd definitely have to pay me to figure it out or start from scratch with a different approach. All my contractors would bid an insane amount _not_ to get this job. PITA pricing. Edit: Looked at the picture again. Possibly you could tear out the existing frame and then switch the hinge side and swing it into the bathroom? But I'm just a designer, not a carpenter or contractor. So I could be totally wrong.


toothpastecupcake

My grandpa fought in WWII and had a legit secret room coming off of his closet for his old weapons and such. It was the coolest thing! I'm sure it was not cheap to install or even create, and I can't believe some idiot would ever be comfortable asking for this.


InteractionNo9110

Why do i feel what he really wants is a two way mirror in the door. And no Carpentar morally would do this.


SnarkySheep

Imagine sitting on the toilet in their bathroom, when suddenly the mirror comes swinging out at you and somebody comes running out of a bedroom...


turlee103103

Is that a Man bun


One_Lung_G

Not the ā€œmany of hundredsā€ to make it sound like they spent a lot of money. So less than a thousand bucks for custom work so a great steal already


chubtopcali

Well, you could see the door isnā€™t even finished properly, I thought the same thing. Itā€™s hard to find a contractor that will even walk in your door for less than 1000.


Opposite-Act-7413

I love how they say they want someone with experience doing this but they want it for free so they donā€™t have to pay for the time it takes for the person to figure it outā€¦what?! Lol


Smaskifa

Seems like they're saying they don't want to pay for someone to learn how to do this and their inevitable mistakes and rework. Doesn't seem like they're saying they don't want to pay anything at all. They definitely aren't very clear about it, though.


Opposite-Act-7413

The irony is that they are looking for someone with experience then saying they donā€™t want to pay for the inevitable mistakes they will make. It doesnā€™t make sense. They are clearly going to be difficult customers on top of cheap.


more_pepper_plz

Who wouldnt want a photo of a hidden door in a super ugly cramped bathroom with scary dusty unfinished tile work for their portfolio after days of free labor????


DangerousAd9046

??? Why not get the invisible hinges then? I had them on my cabinets in my first house. They were a pain in the ass to work with tho. It looked like the cabinet doors were floating. House was built in the 60's and renovated in the 90's. It looks like they have most of the work done already. It would be like an hr tops, okay I kid about 4 hrs, diy never goes quick, lol.


sl59y2

Not a carpenter I see. Itā€™s a days work and starting with new materials. A standard door and jamb wonā€™t work well. And cabinet door hinges are not meant for full size doors. There actual hinges heā€™s for this task. They are expensive. The door and jamb need to be custom made to accommodate the swing and hinges. I harvest built a few secret doors over the years. Itā€™s a days work, cause donā€™t forget they need to build a custom mirror frame that covers the seams.


appleblossom1962

Thereā€™s a judge on TV who says the cheap comes out expensive. This person is going to have this work done by someone who is going to experiment and have fun trying and make a total botched job then Iā€™ll have to pay somebody a lot to fix it.


skeptic_narcoleptic

I'm trying to figure out the purpose of this door.


HoudiniIsDead

Tell me you're a serial killer without telling me you're a serial killer.


Spongebob_Squareish

Sounds more like a ā€œassist me in a kidnapping and hostage crimeā€ job than anything


[deleted]

Frame the bathroom side as well and glue a mirror to the bedroom side. Bam. Done.


AdRepresentative8186

Maybe you're joking, but that'd be the wrong side.


[deleted]

Sorry mate. I misread (half asleep) thinking he wanted either a mirror or a book case on the bedroom side and just wanted the hinges on the bathroom side hidden.


AdRepresentative8186

No worries, tbh I think attach a mirror to the bathroom side and potentially job done


[deleted]

Agreed! Iā€™m not a carpenter just a homestead handyman and the fastest completion Iā€™m seeing is exactly what you saidā€” a mirror large enough to cover the hinges he doesnā€™t want to see. Bam. Good to go.


AdRepresentative8186

Also bam, mirror smashed when the door swings open into the shower, and then blame us!


[deleted]

Wait. Thatā€™s a shower itā€™s next to?


encryptedkraken

Secretdoortism


DkD7026

What a fucking wanker.


SuitableEggplant639

The first mistake you would learn from is to work for free.


BenNHairy420

Butt hinges


Jaynett

I don't think they are asking for it to be done for free, just for the carpenter not to charge to practice on them if they don't know they can do it. I can actually relate to this.


OkButterscotch3957

Nothing creepier than a hidden door inside a bathroom! šŸ˜¬


Petefriend86

"It's a 1 bedroom, zero bath."


idontknowmanwhat

Creepy af. What the hell.


KilnTime

It does say that they are looking for someone experienced OR someone to do it for free


danielsixfive

The carpenter just needs to google "hidden hinge". They make them exactly for this. Not to excuse the customer or the intended application here - both sound inadvisable


ReasonableDivide1

Itā€™s called a piano hinge.


danielsixfive

No, a piano hinge is just a very long-barreled hinge. I'm talking about the sort in this product link: https://a.co/d/5H8kdrL


Relevant-Pen3742

Just lock the door. Disguise the lock instead of the whole door. Take the doorknob off and fill in the hole. The lock is how you open/close the door. Put artwork or towel storage on the bathroom side. If someone asks just say the door was sealed up years ago and it isn't worth the time or money to make functional.


DementedPimento

Idiot Wants Pocket Door


SadBarnacle5

Why does he want a "secret door" to appear as a mirror to a BATHROOM.