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Either_Anteater6877

You can definitely see the resemblance to Chris in this guy’s face. When Chris makes that smug, sticking his nose up in the air, “I’m better than you” face where it’s not a smile, it’s pretty much the same face you see here.


xxProjectJxx

How far back can we trace the chandler lineage?


Jennah_4379

To Anne Boleyn. Her only child was Elizabeth I, the Virgin Queen. Si through her, somehow ... Barbara Chandler.


TubroTerra

Well into 1500s england


Swimming-Doctor-1625

The chabdlers are a racist yet intelligent family.


Either_Anteater6877

Bob’s side definitely was intelligent. I definitely think a lot of Chris’s stupidity was inherited from Barb’s side, as there is nothing of note regarding intelligence across her lineage.


hannibals_hands

Give that man a cup of fanta


Lynxgod4

Rest in piss


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StormTrooperBallsack

Nah


Ok-Ebb2872

wonder why there is such a strong Chandler military and doctorate tradition where all the chandlers either serve in the miliary or become doctors? Respect to dr chandler


Adorable_Basil830

Chris and Cole soaked up all the dumbassery that was bottled up for generations


Either_Anteater6877

I believe most of that dumbassery was inherited from Barb’s side in all honesty. I mean both Chris and Cole were Barb’s children, and they embody some of the worst traits passed down that bloodline.


livefastdie96

Cole isn’t a chandler. He’s barbs son.


BranchCold9905

Cole would be a Lolcow or channel Awesome member if not for Chris being Chris.


doucheshanemec24

Or a Lolcow who is also a channel Awesome member


Spot__Pilgrim

Chris has continued it. He fought a long, hard war against PVCC and then GameStop, and he roleplayed as a doctor once in a shitty Lego video.


Pizza_Saucy

I wonder what he'd think about seeing his family tree turn inwards.


smailskid

If he had any idea of a future that included Chris he probably would have shot Jefferson Davis in the face.


HotMonth1798

I had wondered if any of Chris’ ancestors fought in the slaveholders rebellion. That explains why chris described his parents as “old fashioned”…..


TubroTerra

Some more info on Joseph Chandler Dr. Joseph Chandler (14 April 1832 - January 1925) of Autauga County, Alabama) was born the second son of Rev. Sidney Smith Chandler and Mary Walker. Before he enlisted, he was a farmer. He enlisted in the 38th Alabama Infantry Regiment Comapny H at Fort Gaines. Serving until he was paroled in 1865. After the war he became a farmer, shoemaker and later a herb doctor in the 1890s. He died in Jaunary 1925 at age 92. He spent the rest of his life in extreme poverty, Joseph married 3 times in his life. First to Eilza E. Hughs. Then Mary E. Walker and finally Ruth Dennis. He outlived all of three of them and fathered 7 children. two dying in infacy. Joseph "Joise", Sarah, John Tyler, Rufus.


MrCD_321

Alabama?! That explains everything


HulkSmash_HulkRegret

How are the other branches of the Chandlers doing? Any chance there’s another Chris among them?


Jennah_4379

Cole Smithey is practically a lolcow himself. Chris's half-niece Savannah is also autistic... but not at all like Chris, in that she's living a normal life.


Akram_GameYT

You forgot what battle Joseph fought in civil war, it's Battle of Mobile Bay and since then had a broken shoulder. But yeah good find, this Chandler is my favorite besides Bob's father.