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Qu'est-ce que c'est? Brake lights broken?
Officer Furio, you handle this one
“Gib him 1000 demerit points”
A thousand more?
YA TAWKIN TO DUH IL DUCE HEAH
You gotta expired tag on your onda
You gotta be onda hat. $1000 fine
Fucking frog-eating faccia de cazz’!
All about the contrast. The crispness of the uniform, the smoothness of the hostage negotiations.
Meh I’m gonna get the hot antipast
It tastes like mozzarella and string beans
Non stop FRONT DOOR RAPE!
We lead the world in institutionalized police brutality!
Kid, you wearin a wire?
Whoa nelly, that's a serious allegation.
I hand pick every informant myself!
It’s all about the smoothness of the rubber bullet and the crispness of the pepper spray
Where did you get these rubber bullets, the rubber bullet museum?
She loves when you rub her muzzle.
All right - I’ll tell you one thing. And this is very hard. Nobody wants to hear you negotiate. They’re trying to commit crimes out there and you come along with your corny jokes and stupid stories. Just stay in the SWAT van - that’d be a start.
Hahahahahaha What if he had hair like Casey Kasem?
Oh! Sergeant Rogaine!
Rabbit patrol
Prince Rogaine
*Officer Rogaine to you.
The hostages like to rub our muzzle devices
Woah, last time I head that I had to call the fire department.
The way you two are looking at each other, pretty soon we'll have to bring a K-9 over here.
How’s your rash
What happens after he takes you to jail?
Nonstop a... never mind.
He send you a fruit basket. No flowers.
Benny Fazio, my arch nemesis. Enjoying yourself here?
Where's my bail money?! W-when are you gonna get it
Mrs Bucco at home getting railed by a mullato
The way you two are looking at each other we are going to need a high chair
All along the rat was you artie
I’m an artissst 🤌🏻
Remember the US LEADS THE WORLD IN COMPUTERIZED DATA COLLECTION
Best case scenario, we get detained and get a half and half.
“Ahhhh, the way you two methheads keep looking at each other, I’m gonna need to have a set of baby cufffs next time I book you!”
Kinda looks like Jean Luc Godard
Let me tell you 2 or 3 things I know about her.
Getting ready to go after that criminal mastermind, Benny Fazio
Constitutional ✍️
We lead the world in computerized data collection and violating ya rights
Nice to see that the guy that arrested Biggie and his friend got leveled up.
What the fuck? What kind of likeness is that?
The cobwebs have been lifted.
Kiss que say swat team
Wait till you see the riot gear, got a great deal on it
The rabbit was comin right at me!!! He was hopped up on drugs!
Sprinkle some crack on him. Whoah, a drop! Suave.
Didn’t know Artie had a kid I see he’s doing good for himself. Just don’t invite him to the cookout
Swat Team by Wes Anderson ova here!
Hey I'm trying something new, Broaden Your Horizons .
Dirty cop on Blue bloods.
Bobby and Jennifer were in this show too.
Qu'est-ce que c'est? Brake lights broken?
Officer Furio, you handle this one
“Gib him 1000 demerit points”
A thousand more?
YA TAWKIN TO DUH IL DUCE HEAH
You gotta expired tag on your onda
You gotta be onda hat. $1000 fine
Fucking frog-eating faccia de cazz’!
All about the contrast. The crispness of the uniform, the smoothness of the hostage negotiations.
Meh I’m gonna get the hot antipast
It tastes like mozzarella and string beans
Non stop FRONT DOOR RAPE!
We lead the world in institutionalized police brutality!
Kid, you wearin a wire?
Whoa nelly, that's a serious allegation.
I hand pick every informant myself!
It’s all about the smoothness of the rubber bullet and the crispness of the pepper spray
Where did you get these rubber bullets, the rubber bullet museum?
She loves when you rub her muzzle.
All right - I’ll tell you one thing. And this is very hard. Nobody wants to hear you negotiate. They’re trying to commit crimes out there and you come along with your corny jokes and stupid stories. Just stay in the SWAT van - that’d be a start.
Hahahahahaha What if he had hair like Casey Kasem?
Oh! Sergeant Rogaine!
Rabbit patrol
Prince Rogaine
*Officer Rogaine to you.
The hostages like to rub our muzzle devices
Woah, last time I head that I had to call the fire department.
The way you two are looking at each other, pretty soon we'll have to bring a K-9 over here.
How’s your rash
What happens after he takes you to jail?
Nonstop a... never mind.
He send you a fruit basket. No flowers.
Benny Fazio, my arch nemesis. Enjoying yourself here?
Where's my bail money?! W-when are you gonna get it
Mrs Bucco at home getting railed by a mullato
The way you two are looking at each other we are going to need a high chair
All along the rat was you artie
I’m an artissst 🤌🏻
Remember the US LEADS THE WORLD IN COMPUTERIZED DATA COLLECTION
Best case scenario, we get detained and get a half and half.
“Ahhhh, the way you two methheads keep looking at each other, I’m gonna need to have a set of baby cufffs next time I book you!”
Kinda looks like Jean Luc Godard
Let me tell you 2 or 3 things I know about her.
Getting ready to go after that criminal mastermind, Benny Fazio
Constitutional ✍️
We lead the world in computerized data collection and violating ya rights
Nice to see that the guy that arrested Biggie and his friend got leveled up.
What the fuck? What kind of likeness is that?
The cobwebs have been lifted.
Kiss que say swat team
Wait till you see the riot gear, got a great deal on it
The rabbit was comin right at me!!! He was hopped up on drugs!
Sprinkle some crack on him. Whoah, a drop! Suave.
Didn’t know Artie had a kid I see he’s doing good for himself. Just don’t invite him to the cookout
Swat Team by Wes Anderson ova here!
Hey I'm trying something new, Broaden Your Horizons .
Dirty cop on Blue bloods.
Bobby and Jennifer were in this show too.