I don’t write nothin’ down so I’ll keep this short and sweet. You’re weak. You’re outta control. And you’ve become an embarrassment to your Dad’s campaign and everyone else.
Your Honor, the police pulled over some General Motors retiree dumpster diver and found a baggy with Metamucil residue. They also found a gun loaded with hollow point bullets in a sock. Now in order to beat the wrap this retiree punk claims he saw my client's girlfriend drop that weapon in a dumpster and - mind you - not yesterday but over **6 years ago**. Using it in the meantime to shoot at cans and own the libs.
When I came in to open one morning I saw you there, hitting the crack pipe, listening to Fleet Foxes. Disgusting. I've said my piece.
He was sick wit da flu!
I said my piece Bidey!
Your laptop whatever happend there..
MTG likes looking at his stugotts.
Now with the Hunter
Fielder, is it?
I want you to write that lettah
It’s an *ollld gaaaaame!* He’s over there blaming his dad while he does the same!
grizzly adams mf
W-w-we’re with the Bidens!
His wife is a piece of ass, at least when he married her
You mean his brother's widow?
His wife was a piece of ass when she was still married to his brother, hehe. I will say, he always paid his dues. 10% to the big guy.
WE’RE HERE TO TALK ABOUT YOU KILLIN’ YOURSELF WITH DRUGS
you know how this looks? I wish I was at the court steps to throw acid in his face, just to distance myself.
Get Pudgy Walsh on the horn, he'll straighten this out
Sir, Barry O’Bama retired 8 years ago….
Your brother Beau, whatever happened there. God rest his soul 🢙 🢛🢘🢚
The crack exhibit
Reuters grabbing a few popcorn headlines!
Here g’ahead! Last year my crack pipe was still warm when I got home!
Trying to sugar coat it too. It was felony gun possession, but let’s go easy on the libtard’s son. 🕺
Brainless the second
Crackpipe was still warm when he got home
Lemme talk to my pal. Pull some strings and he’ll be free tomorrow 
Kid was always a dumb fuck though, wasn’t he? Didn’t he almost drown in three inches of water?
I don't know man, I heard he likes who-res.
hunter, suck his fathers timepiece with that mouth just for some kHrack
He blew his faddah wit dat mouth?
That was his sistah, in the showah. Aired it in her childhood diary. Feds snatched it up
No, it's not really for intimidation, just in case
He smoke crack that fuck?
Discontinue the crack
I don’t write nothin’ down so I’ll keep this short and sweet. You’re weak. You’re outta control. And you’ve become an embarrassment to your Dad’s campaign and everyone else.
So what if the kid liked his chemistry set a little too much?!!!
Your Honor, the police pulled over some General Motors retiree dumpster diver and found a baggy with Metamucil residue. They also found a gun loaded with hollow point bullets in a sock. Now in order to beat the wrap this retiree punk claims he saw my client's girlfriend drop that weapon in a dumpster and - mind you - not yesterday but over **6 years ago**. Using it in the meantime to shoot at cans and own the libs.
I guess you can call that a dick
Just a stutter step
Ohh we’re with the Bidens!
He’s Irish but one of the good ones unlike that drunken Irish prick Mickey Farrell.
Pork chop over there in Delaware
I never heard of a made guy in Dova…
I would break my dick off in Hunter Bidens girls assss!!! OooobatZ!
The crack it messed with his head. He should have gotten a note from his doctor.
Give him the same amount of time in prison you think would be a fair sentence for a black person convicted of the same crime
Who’s this Meadow writing this?
I said my piece Southerncomfort322!
POVERTY OF THE MEZZODIGORNIO! IT'S MY PROCESS!
There's men in the can better looking than Hunter Biden or Jamal Ginzburg.
He doesn't want to take a prison sentence away from a minority
He wouldn’t want to take a prison sentence a minority could have
He will do no time. Same as Trump. it’s not fair and the system favors those in power or have power.
Will def get no jail time lol gun charges too are generally minimum 5 years.
So that thing we have all done? 🐸☕️
His wife needs charged for leaving a gun where a kid could have gotten it. It's probably a lie anyways.