You see, way back then, Sicilians were like wops from Northern Italy. They all had blonde hair and blue eyes, but, uh, well, then the Moors moved in there, and uh, well, they changed the whole country. They did so much fuckin' with Sicilian women, huh? That they changed the whole bloodline forever. That's why blonde hair and blue eyes became black hair and dark skin.
I woulda put Napoleon for Corsica. It’s part of Italy idc what the French say. It’s closer to Italy than France and Napoleon was bullied as a child for being Italian
Fuck! It's that fuckin zip, Foodio!
I ate the north! A lot of people no happy wit them in Italy.
Wasn't Mussolini born in the North? And didn't he hate the South as backward and mafia ridden? Just sayin'.
Ohh, that's the boss of the family that you're talking to!
He was black, Benito Mussolini?
Uncle Ben
What part of the boot you from, hun?
Commendatore!
That's respect 🤘
Buongiorno ☕️
Cocksucka….
Like a commander!
Your plane cut our ski lift cable!
You got Furio on the boot when he’s from Palermo you stunad. You do that ova there they hang you by your heels
Furio's from Naples, he wears a Napoli jacket (club logo next to him in this pic)
We taught the world how to eat.
The world never had the makings of varsity cuisine. Small palettes, that was their problem.
I ate da north
He was Nobbly Dobbly, Furio?
The Gucci sunglasses! The A.C. Milan! These are *cultured* Italians! This was a shock for them!
….he made us all look like gavones!!!! 🌭
You see, way back then, Sicilians were like wops from Northern Italy. They all had blonde hair and blue eyes, but, uh, well, then the Moors moved in there, and uh, well, they changed the whole country. They did so much fuckin' with Sicilian women, huh? That they changed the whole bloodline forever. That's why blonde hair and blue eyes became black hair and dark skin.
And you're a canteloupe!
That's why you're.. Part eggplant
How many Paisans does it take to change a lightbulb?
They don't even like garlic in the north. Fuckin disgrace.
Disgraziati!
Dey ate pootsie befoah we evuh gave dem duh gift uhv-ah coosine 😡
I can confirm that's pretty much our whole personality.
Aooooo my family is from Ariano irpino!
🙄💅🏼
TIL Mario is Calabrese
Yo, I know what time it is.
The Calciopoli, whatever happened there.
…that someone cared enough to bring all the way back from the old country
End of story!
I hate uh da north .
Where’s Ezio Auditore? The strong silent type
I can do a young Monica Bellucci, no problem.
I could do her now.
And the Romans, where are they now?
You’re looking at em asshole 😤
I woulda put Napoleon for Corsica. It’s part of Italy idc what the French say. It’s closer to Italy than France and Napoleon was bullied as a child for being Italian
What, no fuckin Caruso, now??
Monica Bellucci!! Momma Mia!! Only Italy could create such a beautiful luscious creature!!
To Furio, Carmella was a German and he fell in love anyway.
THEY DIDN’T HAVE PAULO MALDINIS IN THE EAST COAST!
*spits* I hate de north
They make us ALL look like gavones!
Juventus point deduction, whateva happened there
I thought we were navoli daboli
Wheres Ginny Sac??
The Calciopoli scandal, whatever happened there.
I ate da nort!
You gotta plumber on you boot
Maldini & Buffon in Veneto: 🗿
I8danort!