They say all the T-800s are exactly alike. All the same faces, all the same fingerprints. But do they know that for sure? Because the humans would have to get all them together in one big factory, and obviously that’s not possible since they’re fighting a resistance war.
If I recall it was a male strip club and the audience was women. The stripper was gay though, or at least effeminate.
On a side note, someone told me that in real life most male strippers are actually gay. Something about it decreasing the chances of unwanted sexual contact with the female clientele.
Whatever happened there?
Whatever happened there?!?!
I’ll tell you what the fuck happened! This piece of shit’s operating system took out 6 billion of us without any provocation *WHATSOEVER*!
T-800!?! Fuck you doin!
T-800: Sal, you will tell no one. (immediately shoots him)
Riiiight…..Sure. Say hi to Sarah Connor 😐
T-800: you’ve gotta come on you’re hat
Stupida fucking human resistance!
All over the visor?
skynet, messed my head all up. but I'm better now.
I can probably get a note from Miles Dyson.
He was wearing a motorcycle outfit, like the Villiage People
Also a pair of sunglasses and a shotgun.
You’re leaving out the best part
He was gay, T-800?
Well, you get a pass for that. What are you gonna do?! There’s no female terminators there in 1991!
Compromise and use a tissue?
What’s a T-800 gotta do to buy you a drink?
Not murder me by punching me in the stomach, then lifting me up in the air until your fist comes out the other side.
You’re gonna have to wait for dat.
*"Ya just did"*
-Cybernetic organisms. High speed murder access. -Oh yeah..? -A lotta money in this shit.
No fuckin’ way David Scatino will go in there to try and get the T-800.
What, you telling me he’s not willing to go Up in Da Club?
If I told you 30 years ago he was a liquid metal assassin from the future, would you believe me?
If I told you 30 years ago I got dosed with acid by a BOAC stewardess and laser beams shot out of your terminator’s eyes, would you believe me?
He moved to Nevada, he is in rehab now
.......its,.....its a joke.
So glad I found this sub like 2 days after finishing my 3rd watch through.
Blowin up cybadyme…. For the inshurance, lotta money dis shit
Hey Janelle, what's wrong with Tippy? I can hear him barking. Is he all right?
Skynet did this?
They say all the T-800s are exactly alike. All the same faces, all the same fingerprints. But do they know that for sure? Because the humans would have to get all them together in one big factory, and obviously that’s not possible since they’re fighting a resistance war.
I don't think they can do that even with computers.
Turn that off!!!
Listen to this prick givin’ orders! You got some ball bearings my friend.
It was an elaborate prank involving time travel!
Timeline got fucked up.
S++ meme.
I’m here. It’s a joke
I think in T3 he went to a gay bar
If I recall it was a male strip club and the audience was women. The stripper was gay though, or at least effeminate. On a side note, someone told me that in real life most male strippers are actually gay. Something about it decreasing the chances of unwanted sexual contact with the female clientele.
How 'bout the fact that i hate John Connor
You want me to travel back in time, fuck his mother, and then die, just so *this* can be my male heir? Look at him!
Judgment Day, whatever happened there
Whatever happened there? Whatever happened there?!?! I’ll tell you what the fuck happened! This piece of shit’s operating system took out 6 billion of us without any provocation *WHATSOEVER*!
Skynet whatever happened there ?