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Silver-Ladder

T-800!?! Fuck you doin!


TheAllyCrime

T-800: Sal, you will tell no one. (immediately shoots him)


The_Hateful_Great

Riiiight…..Sure. Say hi to Sarah Connor 😐


Silver-Ladder

T-800: you’ve gotta come on you’re hat


TheAllyCrime

Stupida fucking human resistance!


Joe_Bob_2000

All over the visor?


ElephantRedCar91

skynet, messed my head all up. but I'm better now.


TheAllyCrime

I can probably get a note from Miles Dyson.


ChikinTendie

He was wearing a motorcycle outfit, like the Villiage People


TheAllyCrime

Also a pair of sunglasses and a shotgun.


Yung_Corneliois

You’re leaving out the best part


Joe_Bob_2000

He was gay, T-800?


TheAllyCrime

Well, you get a pass for that. What are you gonna do?! There’s no female terminators there in 1991!


Joe_Bob_2000

Compromise and use a tissue?


jmmmke

What’s a T-800 gotta do to buy you a drink?


TheAllyCrime

Not murder me by punching me in the stomach, then lifting me up in the air until your fist comes out the other side.


jmmmke

You’re gonna have to wait for dat.


kassus-deschain138

*"Ya just did"*


Leonarr

-Cybernetic organisms. High speed murder access. -Oh yeah..? -A lotta money in this shit.


silverdroid303

No fuckin’ way David Scatino will go in there to try and get the T-800.


TheAllyCrime

What, you telling me he’s not willing to go Up in Da Club?


sixfourbit

If I told you 30 years ago he was a liquid metal assassin from the future, would you believe me?


TheAllyCrime

If I told you 30 years ago I got dosed with acid by a BOAC stewardess and laser beams shot out of your terminator’s eyes, would you believe me?


AndreiOT89

He moved to Nevada, he is in rehab now


2NDPLACEWIN

.......its,.....its a joke.


TechnicalHighlight29

So glad I found this sub like 2 days after finishing my 3rd watch through.


Gapethe_commies

Blowin up cybadyme…. For the inshurance, lotta money dis shit


Astro_gamer_caver

Hey Janelle, what's wrong with Tippy? I can hear him barking. Is he all right?


AchieveTheThrone

Skynet did this?


TheAllyCrime

They say all the T-800s are exactly alike. All the same faces, all the same fingerprints. But do they know that for sure? Because the humans would have to get all them together in one big factory, and obviously that’s not possible since they’re fighting a resistance war.


Joe_Bob_2000

I don't think they can do that even with computers.


v_kiperman

Turn that off!!!


TheAllyCrime

Listen to this prick givin’ orders! You got some ball bearings my friend.


runningvicuna

It was an elaborate prank involving time travel!


TheAllyCrime

Timeline got fucked up.


SGSMUFASA

S++ meme.


Direwolfofthemoors

I’m here. It’s a joke


creepy-uncle-chad

I think in T3 he went to a gay bar


TheAllyCrime

If I recall it was a male strip club and the audience was women. The stripper was gay though, or at least effeminate. On a side note, someone told me that in real life most male strippers are actually gay. Something about it decreasing the chances of unwanted sexual contact with the female clientele.


Golubarnik

How 'bout the fact that i hate John Connor


TheAllyCrime

You want me to travel back in time, fuck his mother, and then die, just so *this* can be my male heir? Look at him!


chinanigans

Judgment Day, whatever happened there


TheAllyCrime

Whatever happened there? Whatever happened there?!?! I’ll tell you what the fuck happened! This piece of shit’s operating system took out 6 billion of us without any provocation *WHATSOEVER*!


HealthyDirection659

Skynet whatever happened there ?